One Punch Man King Engine - Chapter 324

[Chapter 324 King and Saitama Jerking Together]

City Z.

No man’s land.

dong dong!

King visits Saitama’s house again.

“Will you not see anyone again this time?”

He recalled the previous few times, each time when Saitama was not at home by a very unfortunate coincidence.

Click!

Fortunately, Saitama is at home.

“Huh? King?” Saitama opened the door in casual clothes and looked at King in surprise, “Why did you come to my house? Come in.”

He invited King into the house and poured a glass of boiled water.

“Thanks.”

King took the boiled water and explained with a smile, “Isn’t my house destroyed by a weirdo? It’s being repaired, and I have nowhere to go, so I thought of you staying here for a few days.”

Saitama was stunned, shook his head firmly and refused: “No, absolutely not, my house is too small and crowded, it is already very troublesome for Genos to live in, and if you add you, the room will be full, after you finish this cup Just give me the water, my family really can’t live with so many people.”

Saitama’s house is indeed very small, with a small kitchen, a bathroom and a living room. The living room is both a living room and a bedroom. At night, he will move the coffee table to the side, spread the quilt on the floor, and fold the white quilt during the day. , rearrange the coffee table.

So the question is, how do Saitama and Genos sleep in such a small room? It should be very compact!

King mentioned a bag of food and said meaningfully: “I brought high-quality beef and brand cabbage, and when I lived in your house, I would always supply high-quality ingredients…”

Saitama’s pupils shrank, her brows knitted tightly, and after a long time, she asked the king, “By the way, did you bring your toothbrush?”

“…”

King smiled, glanced at the slightly messy house, and asked, “Is Genos not here?”

“Well, he hasn’t come back since yesterday.” Saitama leaned on the quilt, scratched his butt, and took out a manga to read with relish, “His body was damaged a lot during the battle yesterday, so he should have gone to repair it.”

“Oh.” King put away his backpack, he leaned over to Saitama and glanced at the manga title, “Sunman?”

“Eh? King, have you read it too?” Saitama raised the manga, “I found this on the side of the road. I don’t know what naughty kid threw it away.”

“It’s so boring to read comics.” King pulled his backpack, opened it, and took out various game consoles, including Xiaobawang, PSP, etc., and the variety was very complete.

“Saitama, let’s play games!”

“Oh!”

Saitama’s spirit was lifted, and he said full of energy: “king, let’s fight!!”

Didi!

The two installed the game console.

“Saitama, this time I’ll teach you to jerk off.”

King pulled out a classic aircraft shooting game – “Thunder Fighter” and inserted the game cartridge.

Saitama said in amazement, “Jerking up…do you need to teach me too? Are there any special skills?”

“Of course.” King smiled and said, “I’ll tell you a secret technique for jerking off. When jerking off, move your fingers quickly… BABA up, down, left, right, left, and right, you can release infinite life.”

Saitama was stunned, looked at his hands, and murmured, “Up and down… I can understand this, but what is the situation with the left and right BABA?”

“king, you seem to be very skilled at jerking off!”

King boasted: “That’s right, I once jerked off and won the championship.”

“It’s so strong!” Saitama exclaimed: “king, whether it’s strength, games or jerking off, you are number one!”

King was startled and said, “Jerking off is a game!”

“I know it’s a game.” Saitama understood: “Genos also told me that jerking off is a man’s game.”

“…Hey, Saitama, don’t think about it, I’m talking about jerking off, not jerking off.” King’s face darkened, and he pointed to the game cassette and explained, “This is a fighter game!”

Saitama was stunned and said calmly, “That’s right, I mean games!”

“…”

King can’t laugh or cry, he doesn’t bother to argue with Saitama, this guy looks stupid and cute on the outside, but he’s actually very smart.

There are many things that Saitama doesn’t know, but doesn’t care about.

Because the things that are important in the eyes of others are just daily trifles in his mind. How can supermarket specials be important?

“Okay, the game is about to start. Let me introduce the rules of the game. This is a two-player game…”

The king Barabara introduced the rules of the game to Saitama.

“do you understand?”

Saitama nodded and said, “Well, it’s simply a plane ride!”

“…No problem.”

King uses the joystick to select his own fighter, and when Saitama is ready, the two enter the game together.

shhhhh! !

At the beginning of the game, King showed his superb level of jerking off, killing the incoming enemies one by one, and at the same time eating up all the props that appeared.

Saitama is also working hard and earnestly, um, earnestly chasing the ass of the king fighter, hoping to catch up.

“Hey, king, slow down, I can’t catch up with you, you’re speeding, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, see the traffic police coming and you’re going to be issued a ticket.”

“…Saitama, don’t make a fuss, that’s a boss, not a traffic cop.”

“I’m right, the traffic police is the boss of you speeding guys!”

“Kill it!”

“Ah, king, what’s in that box-like thing?”

“That’s a prop box, and each prop box contains a variety of props, such as laser cannons, electromagnetic cannons, pulse bombs, and more.”

“Ah? It’s so good, king, you save me one, don’t eat it all, my plane is still shooting bullet by bullet!”

“In this game, whoever is faster will eat the props!”

“Stop joking, this is a two-player game, it’s obviously a game where everyone fights together, eh, king, you ate it again, you idiot, how can I beat the boss like this?”

“Saitama, you are so noisy. I can beat the boss by myself. The only thing I need to play games with is a salted fish called 666. You just need to play soy sauce honestly.”

“I don’t want to lie down and win. King you are too arrogant. Sooner or later, I will overtake you when I jerk off.”

King and Saitama caused a quarrel because of the uneven distribution of props, oh, the main reason was that King did not give Saitama any props at all.

After all, the planes controlled by Saitama are small rifles from beginning to end, and King already has high-tech weapons such as laser cannons, beam cannons, plasma cannons, etc. No wonder Saitama is anxious.

puff!

“Hey, Saitama, don’t grab my handle, you’re going to die…”

“Haha, this item box belongs to me… ah, why did I die?”

“Nonsense, your plane is so bad, without me in front of it, of course you will die if you rush up.”

“What, it’s not because you robbed my props, you bastard.”

“I’m here to win.”

“It’s easier to win with me.”

“Ha, Saitama, stop joking, how can you win when you’re such a jerk…”

“I’m very good at jerking off!”

Jingle Bell!

Just as King and Saitama were arguing, King’s phone rang, he quickly took out his phone and put it under his ear, “Hey, I’m king.”

“king, come to the headquarters of the association, something big has happened…”

“What’s the matter?”

“There is a guy who calls himself a weirdo at headquarters!”

“Oh, I’m not free, you can find someone else!”

“King, this matter is very urgent…”

“I really don’t have time… Eh, Saitama, shoot quickly, your jerking skills are too bad, look at me…”

“Uh, hit… plane? Well, king, we’ll find other S-class heroes to deal with, sorry for the inconvenience.”

“Eh?”

King was stunned for a moment, then suddenly realized, and shouted: “Hey, you misunderstood…”

Dudu!

“Saitama, I’m going to kill your turtle grandson!”