One Punch Man King Engine - Chapter 201

[Chapter 201 Warm up before the duel]

“King, it turns out that I’m still not your opponent, but I have something to ask… Do powerful guys like you all like to beat eggs?”

Sony’s face was ashen, and he pointed at the king and complained.

“Egg-hitting? Oh no, I don’t have a hobby of hitting eggs. I just happened to hit your indescribable part. In other words, maybe you have the magic power to attract fists.”

King explained it earnestly.

“No matter what, I am willing to admit defeat. Since the defeat is in your hands, then I am willing to capture it without my hands. However, I will come out sooner or later, and we will have to compete at that time.”

Sonic gritted his teeth tightly.

“Hey, don’t be stubborn, why are you willing to admit defeat, and what are you willing to capture, you obviously can’t run?” Venerable vest’s heartfelt words pierced Sonic’s heart.

“Hmph, I’m an excellent ninja from the ninja village, and I’ve already practiced the word ‘forbearance’ to perfection. How could I be knocked down by a small blow damage? If I want to escape, I just need to kick, It can disappear from your eyes in an instant, so that you can’t even catch a shadow.”

“…”

Can’t see it!

King and Venerable Vest looked at Sonic’s situation at the moment, their faces were speechless.

“What kind of expression do you have… do you think I’m lying?”

Sonic glared fiercely at King and Venerable Vest. He clamped ham and eggs between his legs, shaking constantly. His delicate face was very distorted due to the pain.

Beep beep beep!

In the confrontation between several people, the police car was late.

“I lost this time, so I’m willing to bow my head, next time I…”

Before Sonic could finish speaking, his mouth was blocked. Since Sonic is a good ninja and has many means of escape, the police station deliberately used the latest special torture tool made by the Hero Association to bind Sonic from top to bottom. The torture tool is there, unable to move, and even the mouth is sealed.

Beep beep beep!

The police re-arrested Sonic and brought him to justice. After thanking King and Venerable Vest repeatedly for their help, they immediately escorted Sonic to the Stupid Prison. This powerful criminal is only safe if he is detained in the Stinking Prison.

“It’s settled.”

King looked at the passing police car and had a headache for a while. He originally thought he could delay the duel with the Tornado by virtue of the Sonic escape incident, but he didn’t expect to get Sonic done with almost no effort. It was really annoying.

“Come on, what should be faced is always faced, this is life.”

He smiled helplessly, turned and walked towards Mike’s car.

“king, wait a moment.”

Venerable Vest suddenly stopped King without warning.

“Ok?”

King looked back at Venerable Vest in confusion, what the hell are you doing?

“King, actually, there’s one thing I’ve wanted to tell you for a long time.” Venerable Vest breathed out a sigh of relief, and said slowly, “I’ve always been unconvinced by the title of your strongest man!”

“…”

how? Do you want to play with me too?

King was speechless, and it was really cold at the heights, everyone wanted to climb and conquer my peak.

“But, I also know that in terms of strength, I’m not your opponent. For example, just now, I couldn’t detect Sonic’s ultra-fast movement at all, but you defeated the opponent easily, you’re welcome. Say, I indirectly lost to you.”

Venerable Vest stared at King and said solemnly: “However, the title of the strongest man can’t just be based on strength. Men… the most important thing is to use the kidneys.”

“Go kidney?”

King’s head full of watts, what are you talking about? How come I don’t understand at all?

“Huh~” Venerable vest took a deep breath, as if making a major decision, and looked at King solemnly, “king, before you and Tornado compete, let’s have a man test? Let’s see Who is more man!?”

“Men’s competition? Arm wrestling?”

King suddenly remembered the first time he met Venerable Vest at the Hero Association headquarters. At that time, Venerable Vest stared at him with aggressive eyes, and then invited a competition between men – arm wrestling , fortunately, it was not held under the mediation of Cich, otherwise, his little arms and legs would really not be able to do each other.

Unexpectedly, after a few months, Venerable Vest once again proposed a competition between men, and it was at the critical moment of his duel with the tornado.

“Of course it’s not arm wrestling.” Venerable vest twitched the corners of his mouth and complained in his heart. With your arm strength to shake hundreds of tons of items, wouldn’t arm wrestling with you be abusive?

“what is that?”

“Of course, the competition between men also involves the kidneys, so I decided to challenge you. Let’s compete with a traditional men’s competition that has been handed down from ancient times… farther than anyone else!”

“puff!”

King stared at the solemn vest Venerable, Watt, are you sure you’re not kidding, the battle between our two S-class heroes is… who urinates farther?

“OK!”

After thinking for two seconds, he agreed neatly. In short, arm wrestling is stronger in this test. At least it is far away. He has a chance to win. Arm wrestling, on the premise of not consuming cards, is basically a loser, so he After weighing it in his heart, he still felt that whoever urinated was far more in line with his current situation.

“King, you don’t need to be burdened, just treat it as a warm-up before your duel with Tornado. It doesn’t matter if you lose, after all, it can’t represent your true strength.”

Venerable Vest pointed forward, “There is a lawn there, and there is no one around now, we can compete with peace of mind.”

“In the open air?”

King was surprised, isn’t it better to find a hidden place for this kind of thing? Is it too immoral to pee farther than anyone else on the park lawn in the city?

“Don’t worry, I don’t sense anyone around, even if we pee, no one will take care of us.”

His Holiness in the vest took the lead and went to the lawn to wait.

King slapped his forehead and reluctantly followed. My dignified and strongest man should do such a vulgar thing, it’s too cheap.

“Tell me about the rules…” Venerable vest glanced at King, and said softly: “Whoever urinates farthest wins.”

“…”

What’s the difference between this rule and no?

King’s mouth twitched slightly and nodded silently.

“Okay, now that you understand the rules, then… let’s start the battle!”

Venerable Vest’s eyes narrowed, the muscles in his arms tightened instantly, his biceps protruded high, his blue-veined palms yanked violently, and with a squeak, the zipper was pulled down, and he instantly prepared his weapons, aimed at the target, and prepared emission!

Ziz!

The cannonball is fired, drawing a perfect parabola and moving forward towards the enemy!

boom!

The artillery fire roared and landed leisurely, and the air was filled with the special smell produced by the artillery shells.