One Punch Man King Engine - Chapter 144

[Chapter 144 Gay Saitama]

“Speaking of which, the sight that peeped at me has not disappeared recently. Am I really being watched by a stalker?”

Saitama was walking on the road, and he always felt that if there was a look that fell on him, as long as he turned around, that look would disappear for a short time.

“Hey, I became a hero three years ago because of my interest. So far, I have defeated many evil people. It is not surprising that some people will resent me, but it is nothing to be hated, but this resentment and anger, If it turns into a kind of distorted love as expressed in many TV shows, how should I face it?”

“Homosexuality is justified, homosexuality is innocent!”

“Gays shouldn’t be discriminated against!”

“Gays need human rights too!”

When Saitama was in a daze, a large group of parade members holding various gay signs came across the street.

“Comrade, take a look at our flyer. Homosexuality is not as bad as you think. It even has an indescribable comfort and a sense of indescribable feeling.” put up a gay flyer, proclaiming, “Gays are the future!”

Saitama stared blankly at the gay flyer in her hand, and sighed for a long time. How can I accept this… distorted love?

Genos always followed Saitama’s footsteps, his electronic eyes fixed on the flyer in Saitama’s hand, and thoughtfully, he took out his notebook and quickly wrote: “Don’t treat the enemy differently!”

“Comrade, follow us to publicize, and finally we have gifts to give.”

“gift?”

Saitama’s eyes lit up and shouted, “Homosexuality is innocent, homosexuality is reasonable!”

Clap!

The pen in Genos’ hand fell, and he frowned, thinking carefully about whether he wanted to continue his apprenticeship, I, Genos, a virgin!

However, when he thought of the strength of his enemy, he gritted his teeth and picked up the water-based pen, tilted his head to think about it, and wrote, “Teacher… gay, I need to learn housework such as laundry and cooking in the future.”

“Comrade, shout harder. After the parade is over, we will give a gay magazine as a small gift!”

Saitama is confused, gay magazine?

He turned his head and left, he was almost out of time for the supermarket sale!

However, after a while, he hadn’t run to the supermarket.

“Ah!!! There are weird people!”

“Wow Kaka, Scarlett Johansson, you can’t escape my palm.”

An arrogant laughter spread far and wide in the street.

“Help!”

A delicate and beautiful looking, hot, stylishly dressed blonde staggered out of the cafe, followed by a real weirdo.

The odd man’s head is a video camera, his chest is a camera, his left and right are a voice recorder, his right is a tracker, and his whole body is composed of various paparazzi equipment.

“Is that Scarlett Johansson?”

“That’s right, the female star who plays the strongest human in the League of Legends and is nicknamed the emperor’s wife.”

“I didn’t expect female stars to come to this small cafe to drink coffee.”

The citizens looked at the scene of chickens and dogs jumping on the ground in astonishment. They finally reacted and began to cry about their parents’ escape.

“Everyone, run!”

“Notify the Hero Association.”

“Cherish life and stay away from female stars.”

“Crack!”

The weirdo followed the blonde, the camera above his head was turned on and continued to shoot, and the camera on his chest continued to flash, and the photos were taken out one by one.

“You can’t escape, I’m a stalker. Ever since I became a member of the paparazzi, I’ve worked hard to study all kinds of stalking skills. I became a weirdo because I was too persistent, wow, it’s okay to be a weirdo. , at least my tracking skills have improved dramatically.”

The stalker chases the blonde, turning a blind eye to the others.

“Hey, you’re not stalking, you’re chasing!”

A word of affirmation suddenly emerged from the screaming and fleeing crowd.

The stalker froze instantly, like a cat whose tail was stepped on, and said furiously, “Who? Which bastard dares to question my uncle’s tracking skills? I’m going to beat you to death.”

“its me!”

Saitama was squeezing around in the fleeing crowd, and her bald head bounced and swayed like a tumbler.

“Huh, it’s finally out.”

After a while, Saitama got out of the crowd, let out a sigh of relief, and looked refreshed.

“Are you a weirdo too? Braised egg weirdo?”

The stalker looked suspiciously at the braised egg head who squeezed out the crowd. Is this guy the same kind?

“No, I’m a hero.” Saitama hugged his chest and laughed: “I’m a hero driven by interest.”

“Heroes? I know you… Scavengers who specialize in killing monsters. Speaking of which, I’m going to follow Scarlett Johansson, the most famous female star, to follow the strongest man…”

Before the stalker had finished speaking, a fist in his eyes suddenly enlarged and reached his head in an instant.

Hey, whose fist is this? so big!

boom!

Headshot with a punch, extremely bloody.

Saitama shook off the glove with some minced meat, and muttered, “I’ve said it a long time ago, you won’t be able to keep up with the supermarket specials, and you still talk so much.”

“Hoohoo, thank you…Thank you for saving me.”

Scarlett Johansson looked at Saitama slightly panting, her beautiful face full of gratitude.

“You’re welcome.”

Saitama shook his head and turned to catch the supermarket sale.

Scarlett Johansson saw Saitama leave without hesitation, her beautiful eyes lit up, splendid splendor, powerful strength, dashing figure, oh~

She was inexplicably emotional, and with her heart swaying, she hurriedly shouted, “This hero, I wonder if I can have the honor to invite you to play a flute tonight?”

Saitama froze for a while, then waved his hand, “I don’t have time.” People are getting more and more stingy now, and they are reluctant to invite me to eat a cabbage hot pot for the life-saving grace, and instead invite me to play flute? I don’t know how. Besides, it’s better to go home and listen to music. The operation is simple and nice.

Clap!

Genos’ pen fell to the ground again.

“Whoo~”

He took a deep breath and wrote down in his notebook, “Teacher… gay +1.”

…

“Hey, Emperor Tong, have you found anything?”

King weakly looked at Emperor Tong who was carefully observing the surroundings. Originally, according to his wishes, he should stay in Graceland and play games. Who would have thought that Emperor Tong said, “Uncle King’s power of observation, reaction and reasoning is outstanding, so he should help. “, making him unable to complain, why didn’t I know I was so awesome?

“Uncle king, where’s the sexy prisoner uncle? Why not in the car?”

“Oh, he seems to be going to a gay parade nearby.”

“What, uncle sexy prisoner is just being lazy.”

In the car, Chain Toad was driving the car, the sharpshooter was sitting in the co-pilot, and the king was sitting in the back seat. Emperor Tong frowned and thought about something. Bang Gu and Super Alloy Black Light stayed in Graceland to discuss!

“Ah, freak, run.”

“Everyone, run and inform the Hero Association.”

“Hero, what about the hero?”

Some citizens rushed out of the streets in panic.

“Huh? There seems to be a strange person appearing?”