My Sisters Excel in Both Literary and Martial Arts - Chapter 1029

[Chapter 1000 Makeup]

There was another episode in Da’an Newspaper today.

In the middle of the monkey story, two actresses suddenly ended up holding their stomachs.

The audience was not happy.

Because the two actresses who went down, one was the actor who played the monkey, and the other was the actor who played the dragon king. If these two people went down, how could the story of the turmoil in the Dragon Palace continue?

At this time, other actresses came out to explain the whole story.

As a woman, there are always a few uncomfortable days every month, and these actresses are no exception. The two actresses who went down just now had to go down because they suddenly had menstruation.

There are not only male viewers, but also female viewers. Although they don’t say anything about menstruation, they all understand it, so they can understand it – when a woman bleeds from below, who has the mood and energy to continue? Jumping around?

Aren’t you afraid of blood splattering three feet away?

But what surprised everyone was that the two actresses came back after less than a quarter of an hour. There was nothing strange about them, and they continued to jump around like normal people.

Because these actresses did not wear thick clothes such as cotton-padded clothes in order to perform, and their costumes were relatively thin, so some people with special quirks stared at some indescribable parts of these two actresses throughout the whole process. There is no doubt about the nature of crotch cat.

Unfortunately, even after staring for a long time, they didn’t see any blood spilling from under their bodies, so they couldn’t help but be surprised.

Of course, this was just a minor episode, and not many people took it to heart.

As for Jing Zhe, he did not go to Zhoujia Clothing Factory today, but stayed at Zhangjia Winery and has been teaching people to brew alcohol. Because so many sanitary napkins are made, disinfection must be the first priority, so this alcohol must be Indispensable.

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The next day, the sun rose as usual.

Jing Zhe got up earlier than the sun. In addition to him, Hanhan and several members of the newspaper office who rarely showed up to talk were also called to the second floor of Wenxiang Residence by Jing Zhe.

At this time, Jing Zhe took the toiletries bought by Zhang Xiaoyu and asked Hanhan and others to sit on the chairs.

“Young village master, can you stop painting?”

Hanhan said dullly.

Seeing Jing Zhe holding the woman’s toiletries, he felt dizzy.

“I can’t.”

“…”

Hanhan was stunned for a moment, and continued: “Young village master, I heard that only women can wear makeup. What can I, a man, do?”

“When I was in Yongzhou, Fat Ball Haven’t you painted before? Why doesn’t he talk as much nonsense as you?”

“…”

When he was selling mung bean popsicles in Yongzhou, Jing Zhe once painted disguises for Fat Ball and others, so this This time it was just a repeat of the same old tricks. After hearing so many words from Hanhan, Jingzhe was a little dissatisfied and said seriously: “There are so many people, why did I choose you? Don’t you value you? Don’t be ignorant and live in a “You don’t know how to be lucky, Hanhan!”

“…”

Hanhan was stunned for a moment, and then said: “Young village leader, you don’t have to value me, you should choose someone else!”

Hanhan, a rough man, still has a hard time with makeup. Accepting it, an angry Jing Zhe kicked him in the butt: “Don’t talk nonsense. With your body type, who can you draw if you don’t draw? You forgot that when you came down from Mang Mountain, what did my eldest sister tell you?”

“Protect. “Young Master…”

“Hehe, come on, tell me yourself. It’s been so long since you came down from Mang Mountain. When did you protect me at a critical moment? Now it’s time for me to use you.” Are you still talking so much nonsense?”

“Young village leader, let me… draw…”

Hanhan could only compromise.

Jing Zhe was then satisfied. While putting makeup on them, he began to explain their tasks and precautions.

In about half an hour, Jing Zhe finished the painting.

Looking at themselves in the bronze mirror, everyone including Hanhan was stunned.

Although he can’t be said to be particularly ugly, he looks strange – a high nose, thick lips, specially painted white cheeks, deep-set eyes, especially his black hair. Knowing what kind of dye Jing Zhe used, it turned into a golden color!

The others were dressed similarly to Hanhan, and Jing Zhe specially asked Zhou Ziqiong to find someone to make several sets of colorful robes, which had never been sold in Ruzhou. Now he asked them to put them on and looked at each other. Where are the robes? Can you see the other person’s original appearance?

Jing Zhe looked at his masterpiece and was very satisfied. Looking at these people, they seemed to be no different from the foreign businessmen described by Jing Zhe, and they began to admire him even more.

“Okay, now just do as I say. Whether you can succeed or not depends on your acting skills!”

“…”

…

This morning, Zhoujia Cloth Shop was open as usual.

As everyone expected, only half an hour after opening the door, Zhoujia Clothing Store announced another price cut.

Sixty articles!

It’s ten cents lower than Qujia Buzhuang!

It can be said that if you buy a cotton coat at this price, you will not lose money no matter what. However, everyone feels that Qujia Cloth Store will definitely reduce the price again, so they are not in a hurry to buy it.

However, some people are anxious.

For example, the man with a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks.

He originally wanted to buy a cotton-padded coat at Zhoujia Clothing Factory for cheap, but because he was too greedy for cheap, not only did he not buy the cotton-padded coat yesterday, but he got a fat beating. After returning home, he beat up the owner of Quzhuang. Scold.

Swearing couldn’t keep out the cold, so he came to Zhoujia Clothing Factory early in the morning, thinking that even if Zhoujia Clothing Factory’s cotton-padded clothes cost 80 yuan a piece, they were ten yuan more expensive than Qujia Cloth Factory, but Qujia Cloth Factory He would never dare to go back to the village. He was afraid that if he had money to buy it, he would die!

So bite the bullet and buy it at Zhoujia Bufang!

As for the blacklist Zhou Ziqiong mentioned yesterday?

Haha, the sharp-mouthed monkey-cheeked man didn’t take it to heart at all. He refunded the money that day, and the clerk at Zhoujia Cloth Shop didn’t dare to say anything nonsense. What happened to buying some clothes by himself?

In his opinion, it is natural for a good person to be bullied by others.

The sharp-mouthed, monkey-cheeked man arrived at the door of Zhoujia Cloth Shop and heard that their cotton-padded clothes had been reduced in price again, to sixty cents, which was ten cents cheaper than Qujia Clothing Shop’s cotton-padded clothes!

Because of the price reduction, a lot of people gathered at the door. The man with the sharp mouth and monkey cheeks was overjoyed. He pushed the crowd away and rushed forward. They were pulled away by him. They wanted to complain a few times, but when they saw the man with the sharp mouth and monkey cheeks, his nose and face were bruised and swollen, they stopped. say.

“Bring me a cotton-padded coat! There’s no shortage of money!”

As he said this, he slapped the sixty cents on the table.

Because many of the onlookers went to Qujia Buzhuang yesterday, they recognized the sharp-mouthed and monkey-cheeked man, who was whispering there.

When Lao Li saw it was him, his teeth itched with hatred.

“I told you yesterday that you were on the blacklist of our Zhoujia Cloth Factory. Our Zhoujia Cloth Factory will never sell you a piece of clothing again. You should just take your money and leave quickly!”

“…”

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(End of this chapter)