My Pokemon Aren’t Quite Right - Chapter 159

[Chapter 159 Wilderness Survival Lesson (1/3)]

Lu Cheng stood up from the team with a bewildered look on his face.

Ren Lucheng could not have imagined that the head of the department, who was wearing a white shirt, wearing gold-rimmed glasses, and his hair meticulously combed back, would actually be the big fool who was in Qianjiang at that time!

Lu Cheng looked at Du Zhe strangely, and Du Zhe smiled at him.

“Do you know why you were called out?”

“Director of the report, I don’t know!”

“Do you know what class we have today?”

“Report Director, Wilderness Survival Class!”

Lu Cheng didn’t want to be caught by Du Zhe, so he had to answer honestly.

“Very good!” Du Zhe nodded with satisfaction.

“Come on, make a sample first and run around the playground!”

Hearing Du Zhe’s words, there was a lot of discussion in the team.

“Outside survival class, is it a physical fitness class?”

“That boy is so miserable!”

Du Zhe looked at Lu Cheng with a smile, and said, “If it exceeds one minute, another penalty will be imposed!”

Lu Cheng gritted his teeth.

This big flicker is clearly a public revenge!

I didn’t offend him in Qianjiang!

Du Zhe was worried that no one would come to kill the chickens to warn the monkeys. There happened to be an acquaintance who happened to use Lu Cheng to open the knife.

He smiled and said, “Quick, so many people are watching!”

In desperation, Lu Cheng had no choice but to run.

Du Zhe nodded and said with a smile, “Students, today’s first lesson of survival in the wild, what we are going to talk about is the importance of physical fitness.”

“As we all know, the battle of elves in the wild is extremely dangerous. This requires not only the strong strength of elves, but also…”

“Report!” Lu Cheng interrupted.

“So fast?” Du Zhe was stunned for a moment, and said, “Did anyone keep track of the time?”

Zhuge Hui, the meticulous monitor, said: “Report to the director, forty-nine seconds!”

The world record for the 400m is 43 seconds.

As a humanoid elf, Lu Cheng is already enough to reach the standard of a national athlete!

There was a burst of admiration from the team.

“You kid, aren’t you taking a shortcut?” Du Zhe said to Lu Cheng in a low voice.

“Why don’t you try it!” Lu Cheng’s eyes widened.

“Cough.” Du Zhe coughed lightly and said with a smile, “This classmate has set an excellent example for everyone!”

“I hope that in the next year of training, everyone can reach this level!”

“What a joke!” In the team, a fat man with round eyes opened his mouth and said:

“Do we all have to achieve this level of achievement?”

“Just to encourage everyone to exercise diligently.” Du Zhe said with a smile: “Jiang Da has a tradition over the years that both boys and girls have to take a long-distance sprint test.”

“Unqualified students may fail the course or even retake it!”

Du Zhe’s glasses reflected a faint cold light, causing the little fat man to suddenly silence and withdraw into the team.

“Okay, let’s go back to the team.” Du Zhe patted Lu Cheng on the shoulder and said, “Let’s get down to business!”

“Today is our first lesson of survival in the wild!”

“But I’m not going to follow the script and teach you those false and empty words.”

“Since it is to survive in the wild, it is natural to practice in the wild!” Du Zhe grinned, showing his snow-white teeth, but it made everyone present feel a chill.

Dongzi put the pestle on Lu Cheng and said, “Brother Cheng, what is the origin of this teacher?”

Deng Jiawen interjected with a bitter face: “Jiang University has the highest rate of failing teachers, and nearly half of the people in his hands fail to pass the exam every year!”

“If you fail the course, you will have to retake it next year, and even the scholarship will be lost!”

Dongzi smacked his lips and said, “I think this survival in the wild is quite interesting, but I don’t know where to go.”

“This playground, it’s not like that!”

Lu Cheng touched his nose and did not interrupt.

He had a bad guess in his heart.

Just as everyone was talking about it, two buses drove in directly from outside the playground and stopped in front of everyone.

Du Zhe smiled and said, “Everyone, get on the bus first, and gather at the destination!”

Everyone got on the car with a confused look, but there was a sense of joy in an outing.

As the bus moved, the car was filled with a cheerful atmosphere.

Lu Cheng was not happy, he approached Du Zhe in the car, and said softly:

“Director Du, what the hell are you doing!”

Du Zhe took off his earphones and hummed softly, “You’ll know when you get to the ground!”

Lu Cheng sat back in his seat with a strange face.

This boss Lu Cheng has seen before, the mega-evolved fire-breathing dragon, the runner-up in the national competition.

With Lu Cheng’s current level, it’s not enough to put people in their teeth.

However, this Du Zhe’s sanctimonious appearance always gives Lu Cheng an unreliable feeling…

About 20 minutes later, the bus left the East Campus and stopped at the foot of Qiushi Mountain.

Crispy green leaves, verdant ancient trees, birdsong of Doudou pigeons and Bobo come from the mountains, and from time to time you can see a few monkey monsters and long-tailed monsters running back and forth on the trees.

“Are they all assembled?” Du Zhe laughed.

Zhuge Hui replied loudly: “Report to the teacher, all assembled!”

“It’s all said, don’t be so serious.” Du Zhe waved his hands ashamed and smiled,

“Let me introduce to you, this is the school’s famous Qiushi Mountain!”

“I believe everyone has heard all kinds of rumors about Qiushi Mountain. There are mass graves on the mountain, and there are women in white wandering around at night. I want to tell you, these…”

“It’s all nonsense!” Dongzi interjected.

“It’s all true.” Du Zhe showed his snow-white teeth.

The laughter of everyone stopped.

“As you all know, this kind of land is relatively cheap.” Du Zhe smiled strangely, “Besides, this Qiushi Mountain was renamed in recent years. It used to be called ‘Begging Death Mountain’.”

“So, don’t make a fuss about what ghost elves you see here, it’s normal!” Du Zhe laughed.

Listening to Du Zhe’s words, everyone’s expressions became strange.

What are you laughing at yourself?

No one wants to laugh!

“Then, let’s start today’s wild survival class!” Du Zhe clapped his hands and said with a smile:

“Everyone, come here to collect your scorecards!”

As soon as the red light appeared, a bloated and cute messenger bird with a big bag on its back came to Du Zhe step by step.

“Thank you for your hard work!” Du Zhe touched the head of the messenger bird and said, “Help me hand out the score card!”

I saw the messenger bird nodded, came to Lu Cheng first, took it out, took out a card from the bag and handed it to Lu Cheng.

On the thin card, there is a small LCD screen with Lu Cheng’s name written on it, and a small button at the bottom of the card.

The LCD screen shows:

“Points: 10”

Lu Cheng looked back and found that his roommates Dongzi and Deng Jiawen also had “10” on their cards.

“Let me explain the rules of the game!” Du Zhe glanced at his watch and said,

“It’s nine o’clock sharp, and from now to six o’clock in the evening, you will continue to have nine hours of survival training.”

“In the forest of this realistic mountain, you can earn points by fighting, surviving, helping your companions, etc.”

“And students who get 100 points can get an ‘excellent’ result in this survival training!”

“Teacher, what are the specific rules for obtaining points?” The class leader Gongsun Rong asked with his hand raised.

“The specific details need to be discovered by yourself.” Du Zhe smiled and said,

“I just remind you that you can earn points by fighting each other!”