My Pokemon Aren’t Quite Right - Chapter 1

[Chapter 1 Urban Odd Talks]

“Drip-drip-”

The alarm sounded from under the pillow, Lu Cheng dazedly turned off the alarm clock on his mobile phone, opened his eyes,

“Unfamiliar ceiling… that’s weird!”

Unexplainable complaints, as if complaining about another ordinary day.

It is said that every boy fantasizes about being able to travel, especially boys of a certain school age.

But Lu Cheng has obviously passed this age.

He is 18 years old and is a hard-working senior high school student.

Yesterday, I reviewed until late at night, and I had to rush to class early in the morning. When will this day end?

As I was thinking about it, my phone suddenly vibrated.

“Sister: (picture)”

Send a picture with the ID of the senior sister,

In the picture, she is sitting on the bed in a JK uniform, her smooth black hair hangs down to her thighs, and the orange sun shines on her fair profile, looking engrossed.

No one can deny that this is an exciting girl.

“Sister: Come to my house on Saturday to make up lessons. Don’t be late.”

Lu Cheng took a closer look and saw that on the girl’s lap was a spread out and densely packed “Five-Year College Entrance Examination and Three-Year Simulation”.

The other party was just sitting on the bed doing the quiz.

Lu Cheng’s excited heart suddenly cooled down.

This so-called senior sister is actually his distant relative. He was admitted to Jiangnan University just last year. Lu Cheng’s parents asked her to teach Lu Cheng, so they made an appointment to go to her house every Saturday to make up lessons.

He has been to his sister’s house several times, a Baroque-style, duplex villa, which is said to be just one of the many properties in her family’s name.

Lu Cheng was lying on the table, typing with a salty expression on his face.

“Lu Cheng: Got it.”

Text plus a Pikachu emoji.

Lu Cheng reluctantly flipped through the photos above, and suddenly his expression changed.

What the hell is this! ?

He didn’t pay attention to it just now, only to realize the strangeness of the picture.

In the corner of the room, a small ghost creature, like a woman with a gaping mouth in Japanese fairy tales, is sitting in the corner. Its body is covered with yellow crusty skin, its eyes are blood red, and there is actually one attached to its head. He had a big mouth, and his sharp teeth were exposed, and he was about to move.

Sister, you are going to be decapitated!

“Fuck!”

Lu Cheng cried out immediately, typing with trembling hands,

“Lu Cheng: What is that behind you!!??”

After a while, the phone buzzed and vibrated.

Lu Cheng quickly turned on his phone:

“Senior Sister: You mean Maville?”

“Sister: You shouldn’t have met her yet. This is the elf I got last week. Well, it’s really rare in this area. Her scientific name should be Dazuiwa.”

Big mouth baby?

Big mouth baby, I know, the cute and cute loli in Pokémon, but this has nothing to do with the person behind you…

etc!

Aside from prejudice, although this thing is scary, it does have the characteristics of a big mouth baby…

Lu Cheng’s expression changed, and he turned on the computer and entered the search engine, and his expression gradually became strange.

“The latest archaeological discovery: the newly unearthed precious fossils in Yunnan, the possibility of experts calling them ammonites is over 80%!”

“There was a fire in the elf protection forest in Liaocheng, and the fire brigade was organizing water arrow turtles to rescue. It is reported that this fire may be related to the arrival of wild fire dinosaurs in their estrus…”

“Exclusive! Jack Ma and Daewoo Monster attended the global o2o trainer summit. It is reported that this summit aims to promote online interaction and trading of trainers…”

Lu Cheng was sitting in front of the computer desk.

When you wake up, Pokémon has arrived?

Obviously, there was a deviation in the world line Lu Cheng was in.

In this world, elves are part of reality, and all animations and games about Pokémon naturally no longer exist.

Lu Cheng rubbed his face.

This is of course a good thing, at least his life is no longer boring, and he can even live with so many cute Pokémon…

No, what the hell is the big-mouthed baby he saw just now!

Lu Cheng hurriedly opened a documentary about Pokémon, which was the well-received “Animal World”.

“In the vast nature, there are countless elves with different habits…”

In the video, the electric mouse walking upright, twitching and thundering all over, a purple deformed creature with three rotten vegetable leaves on its head, showing a lunatic smile.

The swarms of giant stinging bees, with red and big compound eyes on their heads, and yellow and black patterns on their bodies, are frightening and frightening, and they flew in the sky and thought it was a natural disaster.

And this vine monster covered with green tentacles, are you a follower of Ke Zong?

These Pokémon don’t seem right?

But the problem is that the barrage keeps floating past words such as “Pikachu is so cute” and “I really want to have one”.

Riding a horse, do you call this cute?

Am I the only one who is curious about these things! ?

Isn’t this a Pokémon, it’s Saya’s Song World Line?

WDNMD!

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Lu Cheng went downstairs with a gray face, and suddenly saw a red figure in the kitchen.

Hearing the footsteps, the other party turned around and looked at Lu Cheng for three seconds.

Rao’s strong psychological qualities made Lu Cheng mentally prepared for the Pokémon in this world, but he still couldn’t help taking a breath.

A platypus standing on two feet, with a butt on its head, and its butt is still on fire!

He also wears a love apron!

Well, although it is still very curious, this duck-billed fire beast is always more pleasing to the eye than insect Pokémon.

It took Lu Cheng three seconds to accept this setting.

Seeing Lu Cheng, the duck-billed fire beast seemed very happy, called out, and continued to cook.

I saw a note on the table:

“Xiaocheng, my father and I are going to work first. The duck-billed fire beast will make breakfast for you. Don’t be late for school after eating!”

Before the world line changed, Lu Cheng’s father was a cook and his mother was a nurse.

And it seems that this duck-billed fire beast is helping Dad now.

In the kitchen, I saw the duck-billed fire beast skillfully lighting the fire, controlling the temperature, and flipping the spoon. Lu Cheng looked at its skillful movements and suddenly felt a magical feeling.

A Pokémon is cooking at my house!

After a while, an omelette rice came out of the pot.

The duck-billed fire beast carefully brought the omelet to Lu Cheng. Since he was only less than 1.5 meters away, his movements were a bit clumsy.

This should be no problem, right?

Although the chef was suspected of affecting his appetite, Lu Cheng couldn’t help but taste this good-looking omelet.

tasty!

Lu Cheng’s eyes lit up.

The sauce is fresh and sweet, the rice grains are distinct, the heat is just right, and it is unexpectedly delicious.

Seeing Lu Cheng feasting, the dead fish eyes of the duck-billed fire beast narrowed into slits, and the flames that spewed almost burned Lu Cheng’s hair.