My Online Girlfriend Is The Nine Heaven Divine Phoenix - Chapter 134

[Chapter 129 The Presumptuous Old Pig]

Lu Ping looked at the two fat and thin people in front of him.

He said with a smile, “Two seniors stroll around slowly, I still have something to do, let’s go first!”

With money, Lu Ping didn’t plan to stop.

You know, he is now carrying foreign debts.

Hurry home and take a look, the broken magic weapon Feijian you bought has not arrived yet, so that you can continue to make money!

Sun Wukong smiled and said, “What are you in a hurry? Come and have a drink with Uncle Sun!”

Lu Ping was shocked!

No, come again?

He looked suspiciously at the man in front of him, hesitating in his heart.

To go or not to go?

“What, what are you thinking? Come if you want!” While speaking, the monkey reached out and grabbed Lu Ping.

Lu Ping exerted his force subconsciously.

But it didn’t work, the hand was like an iron hoop, and there was no shaking at all.

“What a powerful force.” Lu Ping sighed in his heart.

“You kid, although the old grandson didn’t treat you last time, he also gave you a book of exercises. Your kid still took a lot of advantage. This time your grandson and I are here to be friends, so you can’t help me arrange it?” The monkey was not polite at all, looked at Lu Ping’s right arm and said with a smile: “You Ling Jiao, you have just been born, it is best to practice that exercise, but the future is boundless.”

Uh… Seeing the other party’s words open, Lu Ping also knew that he took a big advantage last time.

But what made him even more concerned was that he heard a hint of implication from the other party’s words!

The other party came to find him on purpose!

So, how did the other party find you?

Lu Ping narrowed his eyes slightly, but did not ask.

Instead, he said with a smile: “Well, Senior Zhu has come from a long way, and the junior will arrange for Senior Zhu to catch the wind!”

Seeing Lu Ping’s full promise, the two are also satisfied!

Fifteen minutes later, in front of a buffet… “Two seniors, this place is not cheap, three thousand star coins per person, the ingredients are all very elegant, I only heard of its name,

and

I have never eaten here.”

The price of a thousand-star coin buffet is still very expensive.

In normal times, Lu Ping wouldn’t even look at it!

But last time….with this uncle Sun, I hurriedly went to 70,000 stars for a meal.

So far, Lu Ping still feels pain in the flesh!

Looking at it this way, the price of this buffet is still very humane.

Lu Ping deliberately read that the drinks here are free.

The old pig squinted at the monkey.

With the development of the times, the progress of civilization.

Not all gods are turtles.

Everyone also secretly came to the lower world to experience life.

To put it badly, Lao Zhu usually relies on the games of the human world to pass the time and entertain.

This kind of thing that does not violate the precepts and can be entertained is still very suitable for the appetite of the old pig.

Looking at this buffet… It’s really not very good!

The old pig couldn’t help but said, “Can’t you take us to a decent vegetarian restaurant? There’s not much we can eat in this buffet.”

Lu Ping was taken aback.

He turned his eyes to the monkey beside him.

The monkey smiled and said, “Don’t listen to his nonsense! We can both eat meat! If he doesn’t, he’ll be a vegetarian!” The old

pig also opened his mouth.

You know, the two of them are in Lingshan… It’s not a joke.

It can even be said that these clear rules and precepts are one of the methods used by Lingshan high-level officials to restrict and restrain their subordinates.

Once you break the precepts, you can’t hide it from anyone.

Especially not to hide the two saints.

Is this monkey crazy?

But the monkey opened his mouth, and the old pig closed his mouth wisely.

Enter with Lu Ping.

After entering, the old pig watched the monkey and started to eat it by himself… All kinds of exquisite dishes are welcome!

Drinks are also welcome!

“Damn, the monkey has the guts, is my old pig a coward?”

He gritted his teeth and went out of his way.

Seeing these meat-eaters, since I went to Lingshan, I have never had a chance with him again!

The old pig went up and started to take it.

Next, the war began.

Although it is said that the aura is sufficient, the taste is often excellent.

But it doesn’t change the texture of the material itself.

Meat and vegetarian…after all, they are still different!

At the same time, as a high-end independent restaurant, its ingredients are also very elegant.

It can be said that the spiritual energy is sufficient.

For the old pig who hasn’t eaten meat for thousands of years, the taste instantly made him ignite endless memories.

That’s a taste that exists only in memory.

It was also the first time that Lu Ping came to such an expensive buffet, and he tried his best to eat immediately.

Most people eat self-help, there is always an idea, that is, to eat back.

Lu Ping himself is extremely frugal, and he also has such thoughts in his heart.

But soon, Lu Ping found that he didn’t seem to be able to do it well.

Although it is said that the cultivator’s appetite is much larger than that of ordinary people, after half an hour of eating, he can’t eat anymore.

At this time, Lu Ping discovered that the senior Zhu in front of him…

the eating speed was terrifying.

Beside him, plates were constantly piled up.

The speed at which the waiter took the plates was not even comparable to the speed at which he ate.

With a big mouth, a lot of food is simply poured directly into it.

Just like reincarnation of a starving ghost…

that’s all?

Did you dislike me coming to the buffet just now?

Lu Ping was a little fortunate, thanks to TM who came to the buffet, if he really went to a high-end restaurant…

it would definitely cost more than this.

The old pork eats the belly and rinses the mouth with wine and water.

“Cool! It’s really cool! Hahaha!” The old pig, who was having a blast, couldn’t help laughing and screaming.

But many people have already set their sights on him.

This guy is… so edible.

And it’s just the beginning…

Another half hour later, the cafeteria manager is already starting to call in a cold sweat.

If the average person eats for an hour, it’s really nothing. This buffet is limited to three hours, but this guy… eats too fast.

And in the process of eating, the old pig has begun to be too lazy to get the food by himself.

Direct use of mana.

I saw countless meals floating and entering his stomach.

“This guy has such a big mouth…” Lu Ping could only sigh.

Too cruel!

This buffet is worth it!

Although Lu Ping didn’t eat it back, he knew that this senior had already eaten it for him.

In Lu Ping’s opinion, eating for half an hour might not be enough for this guy’s five minutes… It

‘s so fast, so fierce!

He even thought that this guy had started to chew less carefully.

Many things are chewed three or two times in the mouth and swallowed directly.

“Isn’t this Zhu Bajie eating ginseng fruit? Can you taste it?” Lu Ping was a little skeptical.

But did not ask.

Just excitedly watching the old pig eat.

In Lu Ping’s opinion, this is taking advantage of it!

Great!

Although not taking advantage of yourself.

And the diners on the side also talked about it.

“What’s this for?”

“It’s a mess, right? It’s too edible.”

“Brother, save some for me. You took all the meat of the winged tiger just now. You are too careless. It’s

gone!”

“The boss is going to die today!”

“The manager, can you take care of him, what do we eat when he eats like this?

”

The old pig eats too fast, and chooses the best to eat.

Many dishes were suddenly emptied by him, before it was even served.

This also caused dissatisfaction among many diners.

Just then, a middle-aged man came over.

He came to Lu Ping’s table and said with a smile, “A few, I’m the boss here, are you having a good meal?”

Although he asked a few of them, his eyes were always on the old pig who was feasting.

It’s just a pity that in the eyes of the old pig, there is only food.

Don’t care about him at all!

Seeing that the monkey took the lead, the old pig also gave up.

Anyway, if you relapse, then you have to eat enough, otherwise you will go back to Lingshan and be cleaned up again, isn’t it a loss?

Eating a bite is breaking a precept, and eating a meal by yourself is also breaking a precept.

Isn’t this cool?

And after going back… If you are really held accountable, and there are monkeys holding it up, isn’t it hard to make it?

A once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

Otherwise, Bajie is smart. When taking advantage, he always takes the lead.

Seeing that the old pig didn’t make a sound, and the monkey didn’t make a sound, he turned his head to the other direction…

These two… As a guest, Lu Ping could only say, “It’s still pleasant…”

Well, anyway, he is I’m

full…

The boss looked at Lu Ping and said with a smile: “Then I would like to ask this senior to raise your hand. I’m willing to waive today’s meal bill…”

Shang Dao!

Lu Ping was overjoyed, seeing that someone wanted to treat a guest, which was a good thing.

The boss is also helpless.

This person can eat so much that he is not an ordinary person at first glance, and he controls food with mana, which is extremely accurate.

The strength is by no means unusual!

Even if he wants to drive people out, he has to consider contradictions.

If there is a real fight, it won’t take any advantage to report it to the Police Division.

I might be able to refuse next time, but this time people pay to come in and don’t let me eat half of it, and it will make trouble, and I’m afraid I won’t take care of it.

And it’s really not very pleasant to hear it out, so he would rather refund the meal fee, even though he also invited the guests out.

Lu Ping looked at Bajie and said with a smile, “Senior Zhu, why don’t you see, let’s eat this today?”

Although he didn’t know why the monkey brought him to see Lu Ping, Bajie knew that this guy must be extraordinary.

Otherwise, do you really think that monkey is a good talker?

Bajie stopped eating a little and shook his head in dissatisfaction, “I haven’t eaten enough yet, where did this

go?” In a word, the boss’s face turned green!

Good guy, this is not enough to eat?

If I’m full, can I go out of business today?

Lu Ping spread his hands at him helplessly. At this time, Bajie ate faster!

How to do!

How to do!

The boss’s mind has changed!

finally!

The boss had an idea and said: “This senior, you don’t know something, just next door, my classmate also opened a self-service shop, his house is more expensive than mine! Five thousand star coins, I saw a few seniors today. People, you have admiration in your heart, you are willing to pay, and you invite your seniors to have dinner!”

Lu Ping was overjoyed, he was full, and he would let the old pig in to eat and wait outside, wouldn’t he earn 5,000 star coins for nothing?

In case this grandson doesn’t go in either.

He wouldn’t want to leave his five thousand star coins, would he?

Didn’t you make 10,000 for nothing?

Lu Ping looked at the old pig and said with a smile, “Senior Zhu, our seniors have tasted almost the same dishes in this restaurant today, why don’t we have the next one?

”

After hearing this, I can change to a higher-end restaurant, and the meal time can be recalculated. Isn’t it cool?

“That’s fine!” The old pig agreed.

With tears in his eyes, the boss transferred 15,000 star coins to Lu Ping, and refunded the meal fee of 9,000 star coins.

Only “reluctantly” sent the three of them out of the restaurant!

Then turned to look at the restaurant staff!

“Remember! If anyone dares to put these three people in again, they will be fired immediately!” The

boss said through gritted teeth.

This day is a huge loss!

Fortunately, the timely processing and timely replenishment of ingredients and dishes in the store can still recover some losses.

The three of Lu Ping came to the door of another store.

“Two seniors, let’s go in, I’m almost done eating, so I won’t go in.” Lu Ping planned to save a little.

The monkey said unhappily: “Aren’t you going to follow? Hurry up, don’t mother-in-law, and you don’t need to pay, you don’t want to earn another 5,000 stars by yourself.”

When his mind was pierced, Lu Ping smiled embarrassingly and said, “I’m really not hungry, you two should go in, I’ll wait for you outside.”

Seeing Lu Pingjianjue, the two were helpless and had to go in by themselves.

after an hour.

Inside a luxurious buffet next door!

After seeing the old pig perform a stunt of three roasted tigers.

The boss also couldn’t sit still.

“You two, let’s go, the small shop can’t accommodate you!” Generally, the king of big stomachs, or can eat.

The boss will never make a move to chase away guests.

To put it bluntly, most people can’t get their money back for things like buffets.

Taking Lu Ping as an example, according to his estimation, the ingredients he eats are only about 2,000 star coins, and it has to be said that these ingredients are all good spiritual energy ingredients.

Basically, normal monks can’t reach this level.

After all, Lu Ping’s physical strength and digestion ability are not weaker than those of the same level.

Of course, some monks with high cultivation can eat more.

But overall, the boss still earns.

Even if there is one or two special food occasionally, but in the case of limited meal time, generally it will not lose too much.

The scary thing about Zhu Bajie is that while he eats a lot, he is also very fast!

Very fast!

That’s a whole other concept.

Lu Ping was sitting at the door playing with his mobile phone.

“Baby, I met two seniors today. One of them is very good at eating. The owner of the buffet who ate it didn’t even pay for our meal. He even paid me to go to the buffet at his classmate’s house to continue eating.”

Huang Xiaoqi: “. It’s really a classmate’s love…”

Continental Chaotian: “Haha, no, this boss really made me laugh.”

Inside the house, the owner of the shop smiled and said, “Two, please change yours, I’m willing to pay to let you eat at my classmate’s house next door, don’t think his house is cheaper, but the master level is very high, the two You can try it.”

Zhu Bajie rolled his eyes: “Don’t fool me, his food is not as good as yours, I just ate it from his house!”

Boss: “…”

There is such a thing?

He faintly felt something wrong!

Save others by yourself!

Could these two have been deliberately sent by their dear old classmates?

At this time, the monkey smiled and said: “You two bosses, it’s interesting, they both want us to eat at each other’s house, but unfortunately, we have already eaten at that house.”

Life is so helpless sometimes.

Outside the door, Lu Ping and Huang Xiaoqi were chatting happily.

Then the old pig and the monkey came out.

Lu Ping stepped forward and said with a smile: “Why did the two seniors come out so quickly?”

He has made up his mind now that no matter what he says, if he invites this senior Zhu to dinner, he must go to the buffet.

The rest of the restaurants cannot be considered at all.

Even the common ingredients, Lu Ping didn’t want to take risks.

The old pig said helplessly: “The boss is very stingy. If you encounter a big appetite, you will banish customers. What is the etiquette? But this guy gave me 20,000 stars, so it’s okay.”

Lu Ping: “…”

Ordinary people, if Was kicked out for eating a little more.

Lu Ping must be standing by the diners. After all, you can’t make money without saying, and you can’t let the diners eat when they can eat it, right?

However, after seeing the food intake of the old pig, in Lu Ping’s opinion, if he doesn’t admit it, he

can’t bear it… The loss is indeed unbearable.

The way he eats is terrifying.

At this time, the old pig saw a rather luxurious Xianwu bathing club on the side!

He rolled his eyes and said with a smile, “Okay, I’ve eaten five minutes full, so let’s go take a bath and relax.” Take a

bath?

The monkey looked blankly at the bathing ability.

To him, the place was foreign.

Lu Ping touched his chin… I want to go in and have a look.

This is the truth.

After all, never went in.

Just take a bath!

Lu Ping made a decision.

He promises that he has absolutely nothing else on his mind.

“Okay!”

Lu Ping agreed, and the monkey had no objection.

The three of them entered the bath and will be in charge.

Taking a bath, soaking in a bath, sweating, and various projects began to be arranged.

For Lu Ping, this was the first time he had entered such a place.

After that, I also tried the massage service!

Of course, Lu Ping didn’t do anything, he just experienced it.

After the three of them finished their work, they went downstairs together, and UU read www.sonicmtl.com to check out.

The waiter received three hand cards.

He smiled: “Do you count together or separately?”

“Let’s count together!” Lu Ping laughed.

“Chenghui, a total of 3,102 star coins.”

“What? How much?” Lu Ping’s eyes widened.

To say there is really any special service here.

In Lu Ping’s opinion, 100 stars is too much for the little things he enjoys.

How can it be worth so much money?

The cashier said with a slight smile, “The three of you, normally, a package of thirty-four star coins per person only needs one hundred and two star coins.” While speaking, he gestured to the old pig: “But this The gentleman ordered a supreme package, we are charging 3,000 star coins here!”

Lu Ping: “…”

Yes!

The 5,000 Star Coins I just got are not warm yet…

But think about it, I eat and play today, not only did I not spend money, but I still have some left…

The monkey looked at the old pig suspiciously.

After a while, he sneered.

At this moment, the old pig was also a little embarrassed, and said with a smile: “I’ll do it, the boss just now gave me 20,000 stars.”

While speaking, the old pig was very open to pay the bill…

After leaving the bathing club, Lu Ping said goodbye to the two… and left.

He didn’t feel anything special about the behavior of the old pig.

man!

However, after watching Lu Ping leave, the monkey sneered: “You really want to rebel! Dare to do anything?”

[End of this Chapter]