My Online Girlfriend Is The Nine Heaven Divine Phoenix - Chapter 126

[Chapter 122 You Are Intentionally Disgusting Me, Right?]

The two fell into silence while eating barbecue.

Lu Ping actually didn’t know what he should do.

Sometimes, it is not possible to be omniscient and omnipotent with a system.

From Qin Jun’s point of view, lying flat is not an unacceptable thing.

He just chose the way he wanted to live.

However, from a parent’s point of view, this is obviously unacceptable.

As for Lu Ping personally, he can’t say that he is optimistic about this idea, nor can he say that he is against it, but he can only accept it.

But as his teacher, he was destined to find a way to change this idea.

Qin Jun is currently a teenager.

When I was a teenager, many people might think: I don’t study, I just need to play, and when I grow up, I can find a job and support myself.

But being alive is not difficult.

After many years, how many people can freely see that the people around them have everything, but they have nothing?

Even if you force a smile on your face, in the dead of night, if you don’t regret it later, will you really hide and cry?

When I meet a girl I like, I don’t even have the courage to ask for a phone call because I know I have nothing.

Can it really be calm then?

People can change.

Pursuits can also change.

For a time, I want to be lazy and want to lie down.

But in the end, it is you who is at the bottom.

I am afraid that one day, when I really want to work hard, it will be too late.

So Lu Ping will try his best to guide Qin Jun to another path, a path that seems to be more regrettable.

Lying flat is certainly an attitude to life, but in fact, often everything in reality will force you not to lie flat.

If it really doesn’t matter to everything, in fact, it won’t produce that kind of lying attitude.

The so-called lying flat is more of a desperation of wanting but not getting it.

Looking at the confusion in the boy’s eyes in front of him,

Lu Ping knew that he might not have thought about the future.

What about the future.

Lu Ping said with a smile: “Actually, as you said, cultivation itself may be meaningless, but in our lives, after all, we hope to be able to do something, a powerful force allows us to do what we want to do. The ability to do things allows us to refuse what we don’t want to do, and we may end up dying, but the process is completely different!”

“Although the destined results are the same, the process may be more important. The ending is only a moment, and the process is long. Everyone has the right to choose their own way of living, but I hope your choice will not make you regret it.”

After speaking, looking at Qin Jun who fell into silence, Lu Ping touched his head and said with a smile: “Are the kidneys enough, and two more?”

He found that the child seemed to like roasted kidneys.

“Okay!”

Qin Jun’s eyes lit up.

The big truth can be understood, but the waist is more fragrant.

“Boss, five more strings of roasted kidneys!” Lu Ping shouted loudly, then lowered his head and smiled: “Look, at the very least, if you want to achieve the freedom of roasting kidneys, do you also need star coins?

” caught up in thinking.

Lu Ping analyzed again: “Look, you actually don’t want to lie down yourself, otherwise what would you go to school? Find a place in the suburbs where no one is there, open a plot of land, grow some common food by yourself, and be self-sufficient every day. You can just lie down, but you still want to enjoy all kinds of life, don’t you? See what you really want. Knowing what you want is the most important thing.”

In Lu Ping’s view , It’s actually difficult to be able to lie flat as he said.

That represents a real detachment from material desires and pursuits.

The most frightening thing is that I think I can lie down, but in the end I can’t.

A waste of the most precious time in life.

In fact, as an era of national self-cultivation, people care less about each other.

As far as school tutors are concerned, they are more concerned with why their grades are not up to standard, as for what mental state… Future considerations… Students’ thoughts are not something they need to consider at all.

As far as Qin Jun is concerned, as long as his grades meet the standard, no one will actually care if he really works hard.

But from Lu Ping’s point of view, he even more hoped that the child would not disappoint his own talent.

Maybe if you work hard, you will be able to set foot on a better life.

If you don’t work hard, you can only destroy all beings in the end.

Life choices may be different, but after all, don’t regret it too late.

“Yo! What a coincidence!”

As he was talking, a figure suddenly turned from the side, sat on Lu Ping’s table, and shouted unceremoniously to the boss: “Give me 50 skewers, 10 pairs. Chicken wings, um, the old grandson still has to eat some vegetarian….I’m roasting five bunches of peppers, a tinfoil enoki mushroom, and a glass of draft beer! It’s on this table!”

This man was wearing a worn monk’s robe, his beard and hair were white, and he was sitting on the table.

Beside Lu Ping.

He smiled and said, “Boy Lu, I haven’t seen you for a few days, I miss you so much!”

Lu Ping looked at him, gritted his teeth and said, “Isn’t this my grandson? You always forgot to check out

last time?” Lu Ping’s pain last time was unforgettable.

The huge debt is still on Lu Ping.

Lao Sun smiled and said, “Last time I lost my wallet, and I accidentally lost a piece of jade slip. I was in a hurry to find it. Didn’t I forget to check out? You should treat me to dinner. Is there a problem?

” No.

SSS-level exercises, 70,000 star coins… It’s too cheap.

“Haha, what Uncle Sun said, it should be!” Lu Ping also laughed.

The old Sun looked at Qin

Jun who was beside him and smiled, “What did you say just now, you want to lie down? How can a big man lie down? Only women can lie down. Are you a bitch?”

Red!

“I’m a man!”

“Tsk tsk tsk, you have to lie down and still say that you are a man?”

“I didn’t lie down!” The

young man, after all, still has to face.

Being so ridiculed by Lao Sun, Qin Jun’s face flushed with anger.

The old grandson ignored him, but smiled at Lu Ping: “You kid, last time you said that the first hero of the Westward Journey is Li Shimin, and the first hero of the Westward Journey is Yang Jian, then I ask you, who is the first monster of the Westward Journey?”

Lu Ping He touched his chin…and asked, “Is Sun Wukong a monster?”

“Of course it does.”

“Oh, the number one monster in Journey to the West is naturally the Bull Demon King!” The

old Sun’s face darkened!

“Why that fellow?”

Lu Ping said with a smile: “The seven great saints are united, and the Bull Demon King occupies the top spot. It can be seen that he has a respected position among the various demon kings. After that, after learning from the west, the monkeys can’t get half a cent from the Bull Demon King. No matter how you look at it, he is an old bull He is the number one monster in the world!” The

monkey gritted his teeth and said, “You bastard, the Bull Demon King finally fell into the hands of the monkey! Although it was a siege, according to your words, Yang Jian besieging the monkey is the number one hero in the world, and the monkey besieging the old man Niu, it’s okay to be the first monster!”

This is the logic he came up with after thinking about it for a long time.

Just waiting for Lu Ping here.

Didn’t you say that Lao Tzu lost to Yang Jian, so Yang Jian was a hero?

Lao Niu is planted in Lao Tzu’s hands.

It’s a siege anyway.

Either you admit that Lao Tzu is the number one monster in the world.

“Hahaha!” Lu Ping laughed loudly: “The monkey has the biggest disadvantage compared to the Bull Demon King, that is, he was defeated by the Bull Demon King’s son, Hong Boy! He was obviously an elder, but was rubbed against the ground by the younger generation. You really can’t be called the number one monster. Yang Jian didn’t lose to Monkey’s son.”

Monkey was furious: “You have one reason on the left and one reason on the right, you just don’t look down on Sun Wukong!”

Lu Ping smiled: “That’s not it ?

, Look, we have to be reasonable, right? First of all, the Bull Demon King and Sun Wukong are sworn brothers, the Bull Demon King is the eldest brother, and Sun Wukong is the seventh younger brother. All of a sudden, Sun Wukong is more than a head shorter. Let’s talk about the first monster, it must be The eldest brother went first, and then, the monkey was defeated by the eldest brother’s son, and he himself did not have the upper hand with the eldest brother. In the end, the Bull Demon King was captured, which was also the first feat of Nezha Li Jing, so how can it be counted on the monkey’s head?”

“And in the end, Lao Niu didn’t provoke monkeys in the first place. Monkeys are not very careful. He was beaten by the red boy. After the beating, he complained to Guanyin. He made his son as a good fortune boy. Open your mouth, sister-in-law hurts or not, sister-in-law opens her mouth wide, and finally leads someone to besiege Lao Niu, isn’t this just urinating big brother?”

“Humph!” The monkey got angry, picked up the big skewer and started to jerk off.

At this moment, in the Western universe, one person opened his eyes and sighed: “The hearts of the people are scattered, the team is not easy to lead, this monkey is going to be happy when he goes out, and breaks his precept several times in a few days… Hmph, I’m too lazy. Take care of you!”

At the food stall, what Qin Jun heard was inexplicable.

What did these two say?

What monkey old cow?

“Mr. Lu, the monkey will definitely not be able to beat the old cow! The monkey is so big, the old cow’s horns will be picked up.” Qin Jun interrupted!

Lu Ping said with a smile: “Look, children understand!”

Old Sun was furious: “Fuck! Then don’t you look at what kind of monkey it is? Have you heard of the Four Great Spirit Monkeys?”

Qin Jun shook his head, considering his current situation Knowledge, I really don’t know what the Four Great Monkeys are.

The monkey was speechless for a moment….

He looked at Lu Ping and said angrily: “How do you become a teacher? Why don’t you understand anything?”

Lu Ping said helplessly: “The school doesn’t let you teach this…”

“Tell me now!”

Lu Ping looked at Qin Jun and said helplessly: “Come on, let’s listen to the teacher slowly!”

So, at the barbecue stall, the story of Journey to the West started slowly.

Lu Ping may not remember the original text clearly, but he still remembers the story very clearly.

Immediately, he was born from a monkey, became the Monkey King of Huaguo Mountain, went out to apprentice, and finally returned from his studies, obtained weapons, fought in the Heavenly Court, and roiled the Heavenly Palace.

I only heard that Qin Jun was full of enthusiasm!

He himself is dissatisfied with the current rules, and when he hears that the monkeys are fighting against the heavens, making troubles in the heavenly palace, and fighting against the rules, don’t mention how happy they are!

“Mr. Lu! I take back what I just said, this Great Sage Monkey King is the number one hero, hero, monster!” Qin Jun turned his back without hesitation.

Immediately became a fan of monkeys.

A smug smile appeared on the old grandson’s face.

Right, that’s how it should be.

Can’t tell who is the protagonist?

He glanced at Lu Ping proudly.

Lu Ping didn’t refute either.

In fact, he also worshipped Sun Wukong so much at that time.

It’s just that as I get older, my perception of a lot of things changes.

It’s as if the monkeys are changing.

On the Journey to the West, all the monsters with backgrounds, no matter how evil they are, will eventually just return to their original positions. The monsters who were killed have no background.

As for Wukong, restricted by the golden hoop, he can only follow orders and move forward.

For him, from the beginning to the end, how much enthusiasm does he really have for learning from the scriptures?

I’m afraid not, because he gradually saw the truth of the truth.

Obtaining scriptures is actually a game. Everything is only to make up for the difficulties. The reason for this drama is to reflect the value of scriptures and make all living beings think scriptures cannot be taken for nothing. Therefore, people will pay attention to the scriptures they have acquired. .

This is a big publicity campaign.

If it is really the scriptures themselves, any immortal Buddha can deliver the scriptures in one day.

However, the four of Tang Seng, master and apprentice were forced to walk away for more than ten years.

This is also a manifestation of Buddhism’s self-esteem.

To put it bluntly, Tang Seng was kidnapped countless times, but if there was a fierce monster, he would have died long ago!

Some said they did not dare to do it, for fear of being killed by Sun Wukong.

However, there are many who should be killed, and not one who should not be killed.

This of course refers to background identities.

On the Journey to the West, whether the monster can keep a fire depends not on whether it is evil, but whether it has a background.

It is said that Tang Monk’s meat will be immortal after one bite, so what can you do if you take a bite and run away?

There are still people who keep this kind of thing in their hands and are not afraid of long nights and dreams?

No matter how bad it is, it’s good to put some blood and drink two sips!

But many monsters, wishing they could give Tang Seng all the baibai fat, didn’t say a word.

In the end, it’s all about cooperating.

Whether Tang Sengrou really can’t live forever, I’m afraid I have to draw a question mark!

If not, who came from this rumor?

For what?

Even if it is possible, does someone have to spread it out?

Eighty percent of the people who spread this word must be Buddhists.

Otherwise, how will the rest of the people know whether you can live forever as a monk?

There’s got to be an excuse to make trouble, right?

It looks like ninety-nine-eighty-one disasters, but when you count it down, there are not many real disasters.

So look at the back, whether it is Tang Seng who is arrested or Wukong showing his power.

In the final analysis, there is a sense of looseness.

But looking at the excited Qin Jun in front of him, Lu Ping did not continue to tell the story behind.

It just stayed in the Tathagata who came out to help the Jade Emperor.

It didn’t say that Sun Wukong was suppressed.

The story came to an abrupt end.

It’s broken, it has to be broken at the itch.

“Okay! Go home, it’s getting late.” Lu Ping said to Qin Jun.

Qin Jun was a little unwilling: “I haven’t heard the battle between Tathagata and Sun Wukong!”

“There is no battle! Hurry home!” The old grandson also began to help.

Don’t listen to the story behind it!

Seeing that the two adults started to drive him away, Qin Jun was helpless.

But there was a little bit of yearning in my heart.

Who doesn’t want to be the Monkey King?

Seeing Qin Jun leave.

Lu Ping looked at the old Suntou and said with a smile, “Uncle Sun, are you also a fan of Sun Wukong?” The

old Suntou was stunned for a moment, and thought, “Is that so?”

“I’ll just say, since you asked me I can see these problems.” Lu Ping smiled proudly: “But, after all, this is just a fairy tale, we don’t need to be too entangled.”

While speaking, Lu Ping smiled: “Let me tell you another monkey story? Have you heard of Fairy Zixia?”

Old Sun: “???”

An hour later…

“Zixia just died like this?”

Old Sun asked incredulously.

“Dead…”

“Fuck! Died after being stabbed with a fork by that bull demon king?”

“Isn’t this a mortal?”

“I can’t die even if I become a mortal! The soul is not scattered, and it can always be rescued.. .”

Lu Ping was a little helpless…

“This is a story, it’s not that strict.”

“I don’t care! Anyway, I can definitely save it! Tell me again, kid!”

Lu Ping became angry: “If you can’t save it, you’re dead. Do you know that you are dead?” Old

Suntou choked his neck

: “I don’t accept it!” “You will die if you accept it!”

“You are disgusting me, aren’t you?” Old Suntou seemed to understand something and stared at him. His eyes, full of fierce light, looked at Lu Ping.

Lu Ping was also helpless.

“You don’t have such a strong sense of substitution for your old family? The protagonist is Sun Wukong, not you! This is a poignant love story. If you don’t understand the poignant beauty, it can’t be so complete… Otherwise, it won’t have that flavor.

” He gritted his teeth and said, “Hehe! I’ll give you five minutes, you’d better give me a change!”

“No change! I can’t change it!” The

two stubborn donkey-like men stared at each other.

After a long while, the old grandson sighed, and a trace of loss flashed in his eyes.

“It’s all a story, why can’t it be a little more complete.”

Lu Ping smiled: “Hey, then why don’t you say the monkey can’t be the Jade Emperor?” The

old grandson didn’t say more.

Just grabbed the beer and took another gulp.

Lu Ping looked at the old monk’s robe

on him, and smiled: “You are always a monk, right? Is it okay to eat and drink like this?”

One?”

Uh…

that’s true.

Today’s Buddhist monks also eat monsters and use monster pills to make medicines. After all, in terms of resource acquisition, monsters and elixir are the main ones.

If you give up one of them, there is no doubt that it will have a great impact on the cultivation of the monks.

Killing and fasting are basically no longer observed.

Finally, full of wine and food.

The old grandson got up, this time he didn’t give Lu Ping anything, patted his butt and left.

Lu Ping also honestly settled the bill and went home.

As soon as you enter the door, UU reads www.

sonicmtl.com saw Huang Xiaoqi sitting on the sofa watching TV.

“Did you go drinking?” Huang Xiaoqi said with a smile.

Lu Ping nodded.

“Have an early rest!” Huang Xiaoqi urged and shouted, “Liu Ma, make Lu Ping a cup of sake and tea!”

Lu Ping quickly waved his hand and said, “No need!”

Just as soon as he finished speaking, he saw Liu Ping’s

Came out with tea…

This speed is too fast.

Lu Ping was too embarrassed to refuse, picked up the cup of tea and drank it.

The rich spiritual energy exploded in the body, the alcohol smell on the body was swept away immediately, and the whole person’s mind became much clearer.

“Many thanks to Inspector Huang.” Lu Ping smiled.

“Call me Yiyi.” Huang Xiaoqi said, “We’ve known each other for so long, there’s no need to always be like this, right? At least we’re friends, right?”

[End of this Chapter]