Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 789

[Chapter 728: In the eyes of men, a woman’s charm varies from person to person!]

“No… there is no best.”

“Of course, everyone should do it together!” Jiang Cheng spoke again, and then smiled at the wandering girls beside him and asked, “Right? Babies?”

“Hi! Dear Yes!” ×n

“You’re a scumbag, you don’t need to stress it out!” Yue Yongbai shouted angrily, and then pointed at the wandering girls beside him, “By the way, where did you bring this group of people? Babies!”

“Don’t worry, everyone I rescued has a good buttocks.”

“Do you think women only look at their buttocks now?! Did they just change from the European style to that?! Where have you been, just to seduce women?!”

“Don’t be silly, do you think I’ll take advantage of everyone’s inhalation of that kind of thing?” Jiang Cheng curled his lips in disdain, “No, you I’ve been thinking too much about Yueyue, everyone…but they were all rescued by me before inhaling that kind of thing! Right? Babies!”

“That’s right! Jiang Cheng sama!” ×n

Yueyong sighed while holding her forehead He said, “Ah, I forgot that this idiot is very popular with the wandering girls, but you can save so much, and it is considered that you have made a contribution. Then everyone, now go to the sun wheel, it should be safe there.”

“That is to say, there will be a Thousand Killing Conference held at the sun wheel? Will it be a little crowded?”

“So what purpose do you have to save them! Anyway, hurry up and take them there, and then… no Be sure to hit them, not even the buttocks!”

“Don’t worry, I only hit [beep-].”

Whoosh!

puff!

呲——!

thump!

“What about you, Baby?” Jiang Cheng, who fell to the ground, struggled to raise his head and asked stumblingly.

Yueyong clasped her hands and closed her eyes and said slowly, “Find out the culprit, this farce must be done by people who spread love for dyeing incense. But if it is a huge organization, the investigation will be a little clueless, that is to say, the other party is a person. If

you do this kind of thing. If you control people as your own hands and feet, he must be in the middle of this group of lechers. You can only start from here.”

“Do you think I will allow this kind of thing?” Jiang Cheng grabbed Yueyong’s hand and said with a serious expression,

“Do you think this kind of dangerous thing can be allowed?! And…more importantly…Thousands of people are killed without a single person. No way!”

“Don’t touch me, you beast!” Yueyong shook off Jiang Cheng’s hand, clenched her fists, blushed and gnashed her teeth as she looked at Jiang Cheng.

“Idiot,” Jiang Cheng said in a low voice, then leaned into Yueyong’s ear and said softly, “I understand, I understand, there’s nothing I can do, I can’t just abandon these women behind me, and I can’t do anything in front of them. You have to pretend. Just bear with me now, you must know that Yueyue is special to me~”

“Don’t fool me with such bad street love words! You think I’m a junior high school student. Is it?!”

“What I said is true, oh~”

“You…!” Yueyong clenched her fists in shame, her silver teeth almost clenched, “Don’t think that the last few keywords will stop for a while. All women will be hooked!”

“Really, it’s really a greedy baby~” Jiang Cheng sighed softly, then looked directly at Yueyong with a gentle expression on his face and continued, “I want me to only Does it belong to you alone?”

Yueyong was slightly startled, and hurriedly defended: “I…I didn’t say that!”

“Really?” Jiang Cheng scratched his hair and showed a bit of distress, ” Since I didn’t think about it, it seems that I will be wrong. I was expecting… No, I hope… Forget it. I just thought I didn’t…”

Jiang Cheng’s voice was still in the future, and a hand suddenly pulled Jiang Cheng’s clothes.

“If…if…then…then said that, what would you…you…that would do?” The blushing Yueyong lowered her head and asked in a low voice.

“Do you still need to ask this kind of question?” Jiang Cheng replied casually, then turned around with a smile on his face, “It’s the same as what you expected in your heart.”

Plop!

thump!

thump!

The heartbeat gradually accelerated, and her face turned a little bit red, completely Yueyong, her trembling eyes widened, and she looked at Jiang Cheng in front of her with an unbelievable expression.

It took a few seconds for Yue Yong to react, and he lowered his head again and said in a low voice, “Then…then…it’s just like I said it, and I…that…don’t know much about this kind of thing, but…that… But…if possible, I would like to start with holding hands first, I can endure this…”

Hearing the sound, the smile on Jiang Cheng’s face became even more intense…

“As long as you hold hands, you can kill a thousand people or ten thousand people. It doesn’t matter.” Jiang Cheng, who was holding Yueyong and being held by A Miao at the same time, said with a smile on his face, “Also… as you wish, you will be the first one to come. Then, Yo Xi, everyone get ready. Come out…”

Yue Yong’s face, who was being held by Jiang Cheng and Jiubingwei, gradually darkened completely, and at the same time, a strange fierce light began to emerge in his eyes.

“Xinei——!!”

“Ah——!!” Jiang Cheng, who was pinned to the wall by countless Kuwu stabs, screamed.

“Hey, Darling, why are they all here?” Yueyong’s blue veins burst, her eyes flickering fiercely. A Miao with pink loving eyes, Jiubingwei, and all the wandering girls with the same loving eyes were on the fingers of Yueyong. And asked, “Don’t you say that you won’t attack people who are in love potions?! What’s going on with them? By the way, have you even attacked your friends?!”

“Calm down! Baby!” Jiang Cheng, who buckled himself from the wall and came behind Jiubingwei and A Miao, hurriedly defended, “I definitely didn’t mean it! When I found them, I was already on love potion. I have no choice but to take them with me! There is absolutely no unreasonable thought! Instead of putting them in that kind of danger, it would be safer for them to follow me first?”

Said, Jiang Cheng put his hands on the shoulders of Jiubingwei and A Miao very familiarly, and raised his brows lightly, “Besides, A Miao is a man, how could I be interested in men or something? There are Kubei…I can’t tell if it’s a man or a woman at all. Am I going to take action on such a person? At least after the physical examination, right

? Who wants to be checked by you!!”

A Miao and Jiubingwei both roared and threw Jiang Cheng’s back and smashed it out.

“Wow!” Jiang Cheng screamed, his head was smashed into the road.

And Yueyong was also startled, and said somewhat incredulously: “You… aren’t you guys addicted to the potion and fell in love with this scum?”

“Don’t be joking, Your Excellency Yueyong, how could I possibly be told by such a beast? “Blindfolds look very cute too” or something to take the bait on Fudge.

”

Yes, it’s better to be deceived by this kind of scum than to be eaten by a real beast.”

”

But just now you both had heart-shaped eyes, so why are you both closing your eyes now?”

Hey…”

“How… how is that possible!

A Miao hurriedly turned her back, and at the same time defended in a low voice, “You must have read it wrong!”

Right?

Little Nine!

”

“Ah!

It must be the reason why I just wanted to eat heart-shaped chips.

Kubei, who also turned his back, said in a low voice.

“That’s not the problem!”

”

Besides, it’s not a romantic comedy from the Jomon era when the eyes turn into hearts or something.

“A Miao, who turned around, said with her right hand against her cheek.

At the same time, Kubei also turned around, hugged his hands, and nodded without saying a word.

Looking at A Miao’s two 3D heart-shaped eyes, Yueyong immediately complained: “No, you have become the latest model, and it has become 3D! By the way, Jiubingwei, you just turned the blindfold into a heart shape. It’s just potato chips! Don’t lie to yourself, you smell the potion too, right?”

“I didn’t smell it, I didn’t smell it!” A Miao defended loudly, “And take a hundred steps back, even if you smell it. It’s impossible to be interested in this kind of crap!”

“That’s right! We have absolutely no interest in becoming the number one female or something!” Jiubingwei hurriedly echoed, “We just don’t think we can leave this guy alone. Don’t worry

!”

“Relax…don’t worry,” Jiang Cheng stood up slowly at this time, with no expression on his face with his head lowered, “I’m already awake, thanks to your one just now, I’ve I’m completely awake. I’m really sorry for doing so many rude things to you guys…”

“Hey? Has the effect of the medicine passed?” Yue Yong was taken aback.

“Ah, it’s over now, it doesn’t matter anymore, I won’t do anything to women any more.” Jiang Cheng continued slowly, but then he raised his head again with a smile on his face and raised a forefinger. , “Sure enough, the European style and the butt are irrelevant. The most important thing is the tear mole at the moment. Sure enough, that is the Saigao!”

“You just awakened some new XP!” Yueyong With white eyes and blue veins bursting, he pulled his neck and spit out loudly, “By the way, why is that medicine targeting your XP! And… Ah Miao, Jiubingwei, didn’t you say you’re not interested in this idiot?! Why should you? Put

a tear on your face! How afraid of being abandoned are you!”

“Anyway, I already understand, at least I have to do it.” With that, Jiu Bingwei gave Jiang Chengjia Put on an iron chastity belt, the chastity belt is also connected with an iron chain, and there is a huge solid iron ball at the end of the chain, “If you don’t do this, those women with tear moles in Yoshihara are in danger! ”

It’s you who is in danger! How worried are you that other women will attack him!” Yueyong complained again.

“It’s not like that!” Jiubingwei defended with a puffed mouth.

“Besides, what’s the matter with you? Didn’t the eyes in the previous chapters become heart-shaped? Those are definitely heart-shaped, right?” A Miao also said.

“Then… that’s because I just want to eat Genji pie!”

“What’s the difference between that and heart-shaped potato chips?” A Miao asked rhetorically.

“My heart is bigger than heart chips!”

“So what? You mean more love?”