Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 788

[Chapter 727: The charm of a woman is actually difficult to judge by one aspect!]

“It’s on fire!!”

Yueyong, who was awakened by the panicked shouts of passers-by fleeing in panic, was the first to speak: “Hey! Don’t be stunned! Evacuate the crowd and look for water! The person who just smelled it first closed his eyes and squatted in the original place. Don’t move the ground! As long as you close your eyes, you will never…”

“Ha…” At this moment, Jiang Cheng suddenly sighed, and turned his back to the fleeing crowd and went straight to the burning pile of love dyeing incense. “Yahahahah~ I really don’t know what to say to be disturbed by such a fog.”

Yueyong, who saw this scene, hurriedly reminded: “Hey! Don’t come near! I haven’t found the water yet. ”

It doesn’t matter.” Jiang Cheng waved his hand without looking back, “Who do you think I am? Would you really be confused by this kind of thing? Stop joking. Although I don’t really understand what true love is, But I still understand that what is produced by this kind of thing is definitely not true love. As long as you keep this in mind, there will be absolutely no problem.”

Said, Jiang Cheng has come to this pile of love dyeing incense. Before, at the same time, he pulled out the umbrella around his waist.

Looking at Jiang Cheng’s back like a normal person after smashing Ai Ranxiang with the umbrella in his hand, Yue Yong’s eyes widened in disbelief.

“Isn’t it effective for you?”

“Ah, of course, it’s just this kind of thing.” Jiang Cheng put away his umbrella, and at the same time smashed the last burning incense stick under his feet, “Why don’t you?

Said it made me more awake.”

[What kind of man is he…] Yueyong thought so in her heart.

“The things I’ve been caring about all along are so boring, I seem to be too narrow-minded before.” Jiang Cheng raised his head and sighed with some emotion, then turned his head and narrowed his eyes, revealing the same expression as in the past. Smile, “So poor breasts are also very good! Yueyue!!” Hearing the

sound, Yueyong’s face sank instantly, and then frantically complained with blue veins: “Why!!”

“Why?” Jiang Cheng had a puzzled look on his face, and then he hummed softly, folded his hands, and continued solemnly: “Although big breasts are good, the idea of pursuing big breasts is also right, but after the moment just now , I suddenly feel that this idea is a bit too narrow. The charm of a woman is not just a huge European style!”

“What are you talking about in this daytime!” He said angrily, “Is this also the effect of love dyeing incense? I have never heard of such an effect!”

Jiang Cheng, who was kicked to the ground, slowly got up and

said at the same time: “You calm down first. One point, Yueyue, I didn’t say that I was going to give up big breasts, but just after that moment, somehow I also began to discover the charm of small breasts! Although big breasts are not bad, I also began to understand “the European who worked hard to squeeze out” The beauty of pie!

”

“Shut up for me!”

You scumbag!

”

“Don’t you understand?”

That feeling of “working hard for someone” is like the warmth of receiving a hand-made lunch!

And even if you are poor breasts, you should be able to understand the feeling of “the style of underwear specially selected for a certain person”!

”

Yue Yong complained loudly with blue veins and white eyes: “I understand your size!

After all, isn’t it still Opie?

!

In the end, what you care about has not changed at all!

Just don’t pick the size!

”

Jiang Cheng sama…”

Several flat-chested Miss Baihua looked at Jiang Cheng with a moved face.

“Sorry, I only discovered your charm now.”

Jiang Cheng said

with a bit of apology, and then stretched out his hand to take all the young ladies in front of him into his arms.

“Trust me, from today onwards, I will no longer be obsessed with flat breasts and big breasts, women of all sizes. , I will treat you all equally and will love you from the bottom of my heart.

As soon as

Jiang Cheng finished speaking, several kunai fell on his forehead, accompanied by Yueyong’s scolding.

“So you’re just a scum who doesn’t pick women?! Give me death-!!”

Thump!

“Jiang Cheng sama!!”

“You all calm down,” Jiang Cheng, who fell to the ground, struggled to get up, “I’m sorry Yueyue, I was a little less sober just now. I didn’t expect that the effect of love dyeing incense is so strong, thanks to Only you and I can wake up.”

“Cut!” Yueyong cut her mouth, and then hugged her hands, “Anyway, everyone should calm down first and deal with these unburned love dyeing incense…”

Yueyong said Before he could finish speaking, he was suddenly pulled into his arms by Jiang Cheng who stood up.

“Sorry, I didn’t notice your mood.” Jiang Cheng said softly, “I didn’t say that I didn’t like big breasts anymore, but that I loved the poor breasts together. Sorry, it made you feel left out, but it doesn’t matter anymore. ”

What the hell are you awake for!!” Yueyong blushed and scolded, at the same time the Kuwu in her hand slammed into Jiang Cheng’s forehead again, “You’re not awake at all, right! On the contrary, it’s even more scumbag, right! Why is it that the effect on you is to discover the charm of flat-chested girls! It’s completely incomprehensible!”

Jiang Cheng, who ignored Yueyong’s abuse, stood up and took two Baihua’s sisters in his arms. At the same time, he announced loudly: “Yo Xi, everyone! Let’s have a PARTY in my room today! No matter whether you have small breasts or big breasts, I will love you all equally!”

“Oh!” ×n

“Oh! Huge!” Yueyong clenched his fists and yelled, “That idiot just smelled a lot of love dyeing incense and lost his mind! XP just increased! Hey! Don’t follow him nonsense! Work hasn’t… ”

Boom!

!

The muffled roar interrupted Yueyong’s words. Looking at the large amount of yellow-pink smoke gushing out from the side of the alley, Yueyong… fell silent.

But then, out of the corner of Yueyong’s eyes, he suddenly noticed something.

“No…impossible!” Looking at the yellow-pink smoke that erupted in all directions of Yoshihara, Yueyong’s eyes widened in disbelief, “What’s going on? Who is it?”

“Don’t worry, chief, we I just closed my eyes.”

“Ah, anyway, you two should close your eyes and find a place to hide.” Yueyong said, but then noticed something, “No, wait, where’s that idiot?”

But this As soon as the words fell, Yueyong suddenly heard footsteps getting closer and closer behind her, and she turned her head to look at it.

“Miss, which store’s girl are you from?”

“This is the best stuff.”

“Let’s play with me!”

Looking at all the men with loving eyes on their faces, Yueyong was a little flustered for a while. God, because these people are just ordinary guests, they are just confused by Ai Ranxiang. If you take action…

“You guys calm down and stay awake!”

Yueyong’s reminder was completely useless. The men still rushed towards Yueyong.

However, at this critical moment, a figure flashed in front of Yueyong, and at the same time, the man who was closest to him flew out for some reason.

Looking at Jiang Cheng standing in front of him, the corners of his mouth were lightly raised, Yueyong was a little lost for a while.

“Sorry, I’m late, I’m going to wake myself up a little.” Jiang Cheng said softly, and then took the umbrella in his hand, “Hey, you guys, this is not a place where you just go wild. Even guests can’t be there. On the streets of Yoshiwara, unwilling women are casually touched. This is Yoshihara’s rule, and this is me – Yoshihara Night King, Jiang Cheng’s rule!”

Said, Jiang Cheng rushed up directly, “Look at the first For the sake of the trouble, each of you will forgive you for copying me a thousand times “The Opie is just a substitute for the ass”!

!

”

“What’s going on with this punishment!!” Yue Yong, who was moved for two seconds, frantically complained, “Did your XP increase again?! Did your strange XP increase again?!”

“I It’s just that I suddenly woke up!” Jiang Cheng said without turning his head while beating the men who had inhaled the smoke and lost consciousness, “I used to be confused by that kind of thing (European style), by that kind of thing (the European style). Opie) covering his eyes, so that he can’t see the really important things, this regret, do you understand?!”

“I understand your size! What is that kind of thing? Is it Opie? It’s Opie What?! And what is the really important thing? Is it a butt?!”

“As expected of Yueyue, I figured it out in such a short time, yes, it’s a butt! Opie or something is just a substitute for a butt. That’s it! What we’re after should not be the boring stuff like Oupai, but the ass!”

“Shut up! It’s just a scum and pervert! Also, stop Jiang Cheng, They just got a potion!”

“Don’t worry.” Jiang Cheng stopped his movements, and then pointed his thumb in a certain direction, “Follow me, my butt! ”

Who is Taifu with the buttocks!!”

“Calm down, Yueyue, now is not the time to be entangled in this kind of thing!” Jiang Cheng took the lead in running, “Follow me, when there are such lewd men everywhere.” The dangerous place, only I, a man who is also a man like them, can lead you to survive intact!”

Yueyong, who ran after Jiang Cheng, suddenly found something and looked at the road ahead. All kinds of love hotels blushed and complained: “What’s your purpose! Isn’t you the most dangerous lecher?!”

“You misunderstood, Yueyue,” Jiang Cheng chuckled as he stopped. He defended, “I don’t have the money to open a couple’s suite at all, I just want to find a place where no one is there!

” What are you doing?!”

“Hey, don’t you think of strange things? Yueyue?” Jiang Cheng shook his head helplessly, “How could I want to be alone with you and do this or that kind of thing?”