Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 783

[Chapter 722: Witnessing the True Idol]

Shinpachi, who was walking in the costume of the temple guards, stood in front of everyone: “Only me, Shimura Shinpachi, the captain of the temple guards, I will definitely stop them! So Kagura sauce and Atong sauce. , the next thing is left to you!” On the

other side, A Tong, who had a panoramic view of this scene in front of the TV, covered his mouth, his pupils trembled slightly, and his face was unbelievable.

“The captain of the Guards of the Temple Gate, Shimura Shinpachi.” Standing in front of the GKB48

members, Bitchier raised her eyebrows and looked at Shinpachi in front of her with a playful expression, “Could it be that you also want to come to our GKB48 show? The handshake meeting? Did you forget? What did your companions look like in our handshake meeting?”

Xin Baha didn’t move, but raised his head to look at the aerial camera or broadcasting device, The voice was gentle and soft: “Atong-chan, as long as you are still singing, your fans will not disappear. Even if you didn’t have a fan, you were singing happily on the side of the road at that time, and seeing you like this got it. There is another person of strength here.

Even if you are sad and sad, your songs encourage us. When you are sad and sad, there is another one for the fans who cheered by your side. Even if we lose everything, we will start over. As long as you sing, I will listen to it no matter how many times.

Go to any concert venue with only two people.

No matter what happens, I will be the first and last fan of Simentong.”

“It’s interesting~” Big Chier hugged With a lack of interest on his hands, “Want to survive our handshake to incite neutral fans and the coward who dare not show up? If you can do it, try it!

” Curtain behind.

“Just as you wished to make you the last fan of Simentong, and then become our captive!”

“That’s our line!” Xin Baha replied without fear, and at the same time prepared to sprint, ” Shimura Shinpachi, captain of the temple guards, come on!!”

After that, Shinpachi shouted and rushed over.

“Xin…Xinbaha–!” Yinshi shouted.

But as soon as the voice fell, Xin Baha, who stepped into the curtain in front of him, instantly fell out of the curtain wearing only his underwear.

“It’s so fast—!” Yin Shi complained, “What are you doing? You were instantly killed for saying such a handsome line? The incredible speed left only a pair of underwear left!”

“Ahahaha~ “Bichier, who opened the curtain, looked at Xin Baha who was lying on the ground in front of her,

and laughed wantonly, “Although you claim to be a senior fan, in the end, you’re just a rotten and dead old virgin. Our handshake meeting, no matter who the fans are, can win in one fell swoop! Finally, none of the fans of Simentong…”

“I will definitely throw away all the little yellow books when I get home…” Xin Ba Hao interrupted. Bitchi’er said, struggling to get up slowly at the same time, “But… I won’t throw any of

Atong Jiang’s CDs.” With that, Xin Baha raised a red tentacle in his hand.

【My tentacles!

] Only then did Bi Chi’er realize the fact that the tentacles on her head had been pulled out, [Could it be this guy…]

Before Bi Chi’er could finish thinking about it, the sequelae of the tentacles being pulled out instantly occurred.

“Hmm!” Bitchi’er, who had a splitting headache, cried out in pain while holding her head.

“I didn’t expect Shimura to survive!! Oh! What’s going on? Bitchier is suddenly in pain!”

Shin Baha, who stood up, looked at Bitchier, who was holding his head in agony, and said Then he said, “I just think it’s weird, just shaking hands once, and making people a believer in GKB48 or something, selling a dream job? No, that’s wrong. Everything you show to others is an illusion! GKB48! ”

You…you bastard!!” Returning to her original state, Bi Chi’er, whose chest was filled with purple hair, gritted her teeth and looked at Xin Baha.

“Miss Bichier, whose tentacles have been pulled out, is like a different person! At the same time, there are ugly girls who have never seen before appearing one after another in the charm curtain!”

“Just like what Xin Jiang said,” Gao Zai’s voice suddenly came from a curtain, “We don’t know about the fans of other idols, but if you dare to challenge us, your luck will come to an end. It’s

gone!”

“Your brainwashing doesn’t work for us.”

“If you want to ask why…”

“We are the number one fan of the universe’s number one idol–”

“Teramon-Tsu Guards Dynamite-!!” ×n

Looking at the team members headed by Gao Zai, all wearing shorts and holding a tentacle, Xin Ba Hao murmured with a moved face: “Gao Zai… and everyone!”

“What a happy event! Resurrected! Due to his obsession with Atong-chan, he exposed GKB48’s hypnotism!”

“Liar! Our number one idol in the universe is…”

The fans who had just shaken hands all held their heads in disbelief The ground collapsed and cried, wanting to cry without tears.

“Because the fact is too shocking, the number of people on the GKB48 counter has been cleared! GKB48’s handshake meeting can be regarded as an illusion created by brainwashing! It’s just like HDZ48’s!!”

“Round through the universe .

, everyone!” Said Xin Baha, who put on the shirt (Simentong Guards costume), “Who is the idol supported by the No. 1 fan in the universe? HDZ48 Guards – come out!!”

“!!”

“!”×n

“LOVEKAGURA!”

“LOVEKAGURA!”×n

As if being infected by Xin Ba Haw and others, the rest of the fans also became interested in Xin Ba Haw and others, and rushed to them one after another. New eight chirps.

“The whole venue resounded with the slogan of the Guards supporting HDZ48! This overwhelming enthusiasm also infected the fans of GKB48 after sobering up!”

“Yalieyalie, it’s really, the most dazzling thing.” Jiang Cheng raised the corners of his mouth gently, and hummed softly, “It’s really as he said, that position… maybe only Xin Ba Hao can It’s

suitable.”

“That’s right,” Yin Shi agreed with some relief, and then looked up at the live broadcast equipment and cameras that were destroyed by Jiang Cheng at a critical time, “but I just don’t know… Can it be possible? It’s conveyed to the little girl who didn’t see the scene just now.”

“Probably possible? After all, even we heard it.”

Jiang Cheng’s voice just fell, and a buzzing ultrasound went straight to the depths of his brain. It sounded in the gym, and everyone who heard it covered their heads and showed a face of pain.

“This… what kind of sound is this?!”

At this moment, Bi Chi’er, who was flying in the air with his hands open like a sonar, made some kind of brainwashing sound, gritted his teeth and said fiercely: “How dare you… how dare you reveal the idol The unknown side!”

Seeing the members of GKB48 who all spread their hands and made strange sound waves, the host continued to explain: “This is… the strange sound waves made by all members of GKB48!”

“Since it has been exposed, I will reset you all Brainwashed! Dancing to death in the so-called fantasy of idols…” Before

Bi Chi’er finished speaking, she was hugged by a jumping figure and smashed into the stadium stand.

boom!

!

!

Smoke rises.

“That…that is!!” The

smoke slowly dissipated.

Kagura, who was wrestling with Bitchier’s hands tightly with both hands, said, “It seems that the handshake you need is Aru like me.”

“The KAGURA of HDZ48 stopped Miss Bitchier! Until the end, the two sides still There was a stalemate in the handshake battle!”

Bitchier shouted angrily to her teammates: “What are you doing?! Hurry up and brainwash all these people…”

But before he could finish speaking, UU’s reading www.sonicmtl.com sound more piercing than brainwashing sound waves sounded in the gym, and almost everyone covered their ears.

A Miao, who clapped the castanets in her hands, said, “This is the result of our special training.”

Xiao Yuan took over the words: “It’s time for you to experience it!”

“KAGURA-chan! Leave the accompaniment to us!”

“Go Catch the idol star!”

“It’s the backing band! The terrifying, tangled and dissonant sound of electronic perfume resists the strange sound wave! The fans in agony, the shouting guards, the backup team making noise, hey, who Go and pull down the ponytail guy who was holding the microphone and singing out of tune [Don’t Give Up], it’s really ugly!”

“Ha?! What did you say?!” Jiang Cheng was suddenly unhappy.

“Anyway, the fate of everything is left to KAGURA and Miss Bichier! Is this a handshake meeting? No, it’s better to say that this is a real handshake meeting with an idol career!”