Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 781

[Chapter 720: OTAKU, the more _______, the more ______.]

“That’s… a single-person toilet!! In order to fight the tempting curtain, is there a handshake meeting in the single-person toilet?!

” With a disgusting expression, “How could the fans be happy in a handshake meeting in that kind of place…”

However, before the words were finished, Bi Chi’er suddenly heard the following discussion in her team…

“The toilet is What’s going on?”

“Is it possible to see something like that…?”

“How is this possible…”

“But it’s a toilet!”

“Aah! It looks like the fans are starting to shake!”

“Sorry, we know exactly what those senior OTAKUs are thinking…” Quanzi grinned in an unusually good manner, “If you want to ask why, we have two disgusting OTAs here…”

Bang !

boom!

Yin Shi, who was hit on the head by Jiang Zi and Bahui at the same time, rolled his eyes and slowly fell to the ground.

Jiang Zi folded his hands and curled his lips angrily: “Who is that disgusting OTAKU like Xinbaha, do you believe it?”

“No, I’m not that disgusting OTAKU anymore.” Hui spoke silently.

“Sorry, it seems that you still don’t know much about OTAKU,” Jiang Zi glanced at the fans who kept pouring into the team, and continued in a flat tone: “For those who have no female predestined relationship like Xin Ba Haw. As far as Cheery is concerned, what they want is disgust. The more disgusting they are, the more excited they feel, character design? What is that? What they like is disgusting fantasy, little girl.”

“No, I said, can you stop Take me as an example?” Hachiko said silently.

“Cut!” Bi Chi’er gritted her teeth with a look of resentment.

“Hey, Yinjiang, little uncle, what’s going on, Aru?”

“I’ve never heard of shaking hands in the toilet, Xinjiang.” A Miao also frowned and expressed her dissatisfaction.

“It’s not my sister!” Hachi hurriedly defended.

“It seems that it’s not just the fans who are shaken!” The

paper said calmly: “No,

because it’s your first time to participate in a handshake meeting or something, it’s normal to be too shy to dare to look at the fans.”

Jiang Zi Putting up an index finger and squinting, he took over the words with a smile: “That’s why we decided to let you get under the toilet and stretch out your hands to wait. In this way, it doesn’t matter what embarrassing things happen.”

The paper went on to add: “After that, you can shake hands with them one by one. You will relax when you can’t see anything. You can hold whatever you want. In short, just hold it. Just treat your hands as toilet paper.

” For cleaning, prepare a lubricating liquid with cleansing ingredients that is very friendly to the skin. This is probably the process.” After speaking, Jiang Zi clapped his hands, “So get ready…”

Bang!

boom!

A Miao, who slammed both fists on Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi’s faces at the same time, scolded with white eyes, “What kind of pervert do you want people to play with?!!”

“Did you hear what you just said?”

“I want Go over there!”

“I’m going too!”

Instantly, a group of fans with nosebleeds and excited expressions rushed to the HDZ48 handshake venue!

“Oh! More people have left the GKB48 team! HDZ48 has taken away more GKB48 fans with the terrible Bitchi plan!

” With one sentence, the veins on his face jumped.

“The next part is the main story, it’s on,” said the paper with blood dripping from the nose, holding his hands relaxed and comfortable, “Open your eyes, everyone, the real power of Bichi…”

“Let’s let you experience it!! “Jiang Zi and Qian Zi shouted at the same time.

But the next moment…

they were beaten by Yueyong, A Miao, Jiubingwei, and Xiao Yuan at the same time.

“Who are you talking about Bichi?!!” ×4

“Ugh!” ×2

…

“What a joke, I’m not interested in the handshake meeting at all, I’m just here to make the president apologize.” Yueyong Frowning his brows, his words were full of displeasure, “And now they say they want to shake hands in the toilet, you might as well hire all of them from Yoshihara.”

“That’s not the problem, Miss Yueyong…” Hachiko said silently. open mouth.

“Isn’t that just right?” Juanzi looked disapprovingly and glanced at Jiang Zi, “Anyway, you’re here to wipe this idiot’s ass? So what’s wrong with going directly to the toilet?”

“Hey, say Whose ass is dirtier than those OTAKU’s [beep—]?” Jiang Zi frowned to express his dissatisfaction.

“Jiang Chengsang, no one said that.” Bahui spoke again.

Little Ape said solemnly: “In short, needless to say, I was originally a producer’s meat tool.”

“You just shut up!” Hachiko complained.

Kubei also opened his mouth to express his dissatisfaction: “I was a samurai first before idols, how can I hold such dirty things? The only things that samurai can hold are the weaknesses of swords and nobles, and the time control and inheritance of the Yagyu family. Inheritance also includes stock rights and rice balls.”

Stop holding rice balls with so many dirty hands, you’re a samurai!

“And asking the fans to hold the hand stretched out from the toilet is too disrespectful to the fans present. We have to cherish the fans even more, so…” After saying that, A Miao looked in front of her and stretched out from the toilet in front of her. The hand that came out, “shove the fans into the toilet.”

Please cherish your fans!

!

“At the same time, considering the hygiene aspect, only a simple lubricant is not enough, so in the end we decided that we are not holding hands, but the fate of Clift (the instant-death madman in DQ4).”

Don’t think of fans as clay hand monsters okay?

Stop shaking Clift’s feet!

It’s Clift who is holding back!

“And then, although a lot of things happened,” said Amyu, she pulled down the flushing cord of the toilet, “just flush it all away with water~” It

couldn’t be flushed away!

Your evil deeds and Clift’s resentment can’t be washed away with the “big” water!

!

A Miao, who clapped her hands and walked out, raised an index finger and said indifferently, “In short, it’s the same as the theatrical version of Gintama, as long as the fans can buy tickets to enter the venue, even if the movie is unreasonable, the money won’t make sense. You will also keep your accounts obediently.”

Don’t talk nonsense like this!

Don’t compare it to your shitty nightclub, okay?

At this time, a group of fans asked around the fan who had just been rushed out.

“Hey! What the hell happened?” The

wet fans replied: “Uh… I seem to have touched something soft or something like Kerry…”

“Kerry?! Something soft?!”

“In the end there seems to be something else.

The water spews out…” Wet continued.

“Squirting holy water?!”

In an instant, the fans were not calm and rushed to A Miao.

“I’m going to line up at OTAE!”

“The appearance is beautiful but unexpectedly bold and open, OTAE is high!”

Seeing the fans rushing to rush to the top, Bahui complained: “Everyone miraculously misunderstood what was lining up!

” Said: “Don’t worry everyone, please go to the toilet one by one in order.”

“Well, anyway, there are people in line, Aru.” Kagura on the side said indifferently.

But at this moment, Xiao Ape’s ridicule suddenly came from the side.

“Pfft~ I’m really laughing to death,” Xiao Yuan raised his eyebrows and showed a teasing expression on his face, “How can such a woman have something soft, and at first glance, it looks like a cliff whose whole body is covered by the Rocky Mountains. It’s formed, it’s just a stubborn savage that gives people an illusion~”

“Don’t be jealous of me because your toilet is empty, right?” A Miao rolled her crescent eyes and replied without a smile, “Monkeys should be It looks

like a monkey, how about sitting on a Hericium erinaceus?”

“OTAE, Hericium erinaceus is not for sitting, but a serious wild mushroom for many years. You don’t even have a hard brain, do you?

” The two confronted each other, Kagura hurriedly persuaded: “Hey! Big sister’s head! Little ape!”

But it didn’t work.

A Miao still looked at the little ape in front of her with a smile: “So I asked you to sit on the “mushroom” of those stinky men.

”

“Did you hear it?”

“Xiao Yuan shouted deliberately,” This is the nature of OTAE!

”

“Who is your opponent!”

“Hachiko frantically complained.

“What nonsense are you talking about?”

Xiao Yuan shrugged his shoulders and replied as a matter of course: “Although this conference is the decisive battle of the chief idol, but before that, it will be the electronic fragrance finals first!”

”

“Damn it!”

!

”

“I won’t give up the C position! Compared to this crazy woman, it’s the right policy to come to me to line up!” Said, Xiao Yuan deliberately pulled his chest to reveal a little career line, and turned to the fans. Deliberately cast a wink, “Don’t you want to shake hands with others? I have two softer Dong·xi·oh~”

The excited fans turned around and rushed towards Little Ape. .

“Sure enough!”

“Obviously she’s a glasses girl, but her body is so willful and wild, first-class!!”

…

Looking at the little ape who stole her fans, A Miao said with blue veins and white eyes hatred: “Damn! Shameless woman!”

“Ahahaha~” Little Ape laughed uncontrollably, “The C position will always be mine! Clift just stay in the carriage and sprinkle holy water!”

(Holy Water: DQ Series One of the props that can prevent monsters from approaching. UU reading www.sonicmtl.com )

Bang!

Little Ape, who took a fan into the single-person toilet and closed the door, made a bad sound after a while.

“No way~ Hold it a little more gently~”

“Wait for me! What are you doing in there!” Hachiko frantically complained.

“If you hold it so hard, it will break.” Little Ape, who hugged Bly like a baby, slammed Bly’s crotch to the hand sticking out of the toilet, said with a pretentious expression, ” Those two soft TAMAs~”

“That’s Bly’s golden ball!!” A Miao, who walked in, raised her foot and stepped on the head of the little monkey together with Bly into the toilet.

“What the hell are you doing? Is this a handshake meeting for postgraduate students of the DQ48 carriage group (cold bench group)?!” Yae complained again, “By the way, where did you find these people with no worldview at all? what?!”