Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 777

[Chapter 716: What should I pay attention to when participating in the handshake meeting for the first time?]

“What a joke! Didn’t you say you can sleep with Atong-chan?!”

”

I can’t even shake hands now!”

“Return the money!!”

Haw panicked a little, “It’s troublesome, Sakata P, don’t talk about accumulating popularity, you’ll get a lawsuit if you go on like this!”

“Don’t worry, it’s just a hot spot.” Yin Shi replied indifferently, “The main show has just started, and everyone who buys pillows can get HDZ48 lap pillow coupons.”

“Oh!!” All the fans exclaimed instantly.

Xinbaha turned back and blamed: “Wait, Yinsang! What are you making up your mind!”

“It’s alright, it’s just the thighs under the pillow, and there won’t be any less meat.” Yinshi still looked indifferent.

“Line up here~” Jiang Cheng raised his hand and shouted with a smile, “Now buy three get one free~ You can get four pillows and four lap pillow coupons for only 39,999 yuan~ Everyone, it’s better to act if your heart is moving~

” The otaku, Yinshi chuckled again and sighed with emotion: “Really, it is so easy to sell a 100 yuan pillow for 100 times the price. It is indeed an idol effect.”

However, Yinshi just sighed with emotion .

After finishing, I heard Kagura’s cry “Eat my knee pillow!!”

Looking at Kagura who used his knees to send fans to the pillow, Xin Baha burst into blue veins and frantically complained: “What are you doing! Who is it? Let you use this inexplicable boxing technique! What kind of knee pillow boxing is it? It’s just a simple, crude and unreasonable knee strike!”

“You can sleep soundly with a hard pillow!” Kagura was righteous.

“Who cares if your pillow is hard or not! Although it is true that they can’t sleep!!” Xin Ba Hao complained again.

“Enough!! We didn’t come to SM club!!”

“Are you still idols?!”

“Refund and pay for medical expenses!!”

Looking at the fans who were more excited than just now, Xin Baha was in a hurry again: “Sakata P!”

Yin Shi was still not flustered at all, and shouted: “Actually buy There is a bigger gift for everyone on the pillow, and I didn’t expect it to be the benefit of HDZ48’s company by the pillow!”

Three minutes later.

Ginshi, who was surrounded by fans who were unconsciously beaten up by the sleeping Kagura, said again: “This is just a hot spot, and there are surprises when you buy it now. Buy a four-tier storage cabinet with pillow storage for free. , as long as forty-nine thousand eight!”

“It’s just a TV shopping idiot!” Xinba groaned.

In the end, after Kagura’s grip, elbow and sleep punch, the fans turned around angrily and left cursing.

“It’s not bad today,” Jiang Cheng said, nodding the stack of banknotes in his hand. “It’s just that he made so much money in such a short period of time. Next time, let Sun Lun and the others come up and sell pillows.”

“How good you are!” Ba Hao scolded, and then hurriedly stopped or kept those fans: “Hey, wait a minute!”

But…it didn’t help.

But at this moment, the voice of a somewhat contrived girl suddenly came from the other side.

“It’s so pitiful~ To actually do such an excessive thing to fans~ For idols, fans are gods. In our case, we would never let everyone go back with such an expression~

” The girl with pink double ponytails who spoke like she was playing or something, Jiang Cheng, Yinshi and Kagura all squinted with peas, and seemed to be saying, “Who is this?

” Compared with these three people, Xin Ba Hao and a group of OTAKUs on the side reacted abnormally when they saw the girl and the 47 people behind her dressed in the same clothes: short skirts, tube tops, and little devil wings. Eyes wide open, eyes wide open in disbelief.

“Because we are Ka☆Puff… the special forces that give everyone in the universe the dream of the galactic idols, so…”

“—!!” Shinbaha’s eyes were bloodshot, with a look of disbelief, “Why…why would they Come to Earth?”

“Everyone~ If you don’t dislike it, why don’t you try to change our handshake?” GKB48’s lead girl-Bichier shouted to the OTAKUs, “Otherwise…they will be lonely. I

cried~”

“Uh… disgusting… uh!” Jiang Cheng showed a look of disgust on his face, but as soon as he finished speaking, he was stepped on by the OTAKUs who rushed towards Bichier.

“I can’t believe it!”

“The number one idol in the galaxy!”

“Me first!!”

“No, it’s me!”

Gintoki stared at the enthusiastic fans rushing to GKB48 Dead Fisheye asked: “Huh? What? Giant Rotten Green Pond 48?”

“How… how did they come to Edo…” Shin Baha still had a look of disbelief, and murmured in his mouth: “GKB48, It brings together the new stars who have won the idol election on all planets, that is, the top idol group composed of top idols in the galaxy!”

“No, how many times do you want to say top?” Yin Shi was speechless.

Shinbaha said to himself: “The strongest idol in the galaxy! After winning the top idol throne of each planet, he moved to the next planet. Such an idol special force came to Edo and appeared in front of Atong-chan. , Needless to say, their next goal is…”

“Shimentong,” Bichier, who walked over with his arms in his arms, took Xinbaha’s words and sneered, “I have learned the strength of Edo’s top idols. This ability can stand at the top. It seems that the idols here have the worst combat power on the planet we have experienced. Let’s let you know a little, the real idol handshake meeting!” The

voice just finished, Xin Ba Hao suddenly discovered What, with wide eyes, he looked at the 48 hanging curtains prepared by the other party.

“Everyone…” Bitchier, who covered half of her body with a curtain, said with a shy expression, “Please come one by one in order, I want to cherish the alone time with each fan~”

Shinpachi Haw muttered to himself with a solemn expression: “It’s just… it’s just a handshake, why do you want to isolate the space?”

“I really underestimate an idol…” Jiang Cheng, who had just got up with shoe prints all over his body, held up his hands and had a solemn expression. He said, “Shaking hands or something is not as simple as we thought.”

“No, it has nothing to do with simplicity or complexity.” Shinpachi replied, and then looked at each other again, “What do they want? …”

“Just right!” At this time, Gao Zai, who was wearing the costume of the Simentong Guards, volunteered to stand up, “Let me come first!”

“Gao Zai!” Xin Baji exclaimed.

“I actually made a lot of nonsense about Atong sauce. If shaking hands will not satisfy me, I will show you a good look!” Gao Zai stepped forward without being humble or arrogant and fearless, “And Xinjiang, sorry, you are now with Atong sauce. To be honest, I don’t know what you’re doing, but I believe you will protect Atong Jiang until the last moment!”

Saying that, Gao Zai ran towards Bi Chi’er’s curtain, “I believe Atong Jiang will never do it. I’ll lose to these guys!!”

“That guy…” Looking at Gao Zai, who rushed into the curtain with a resolute expression, Jiang Cheng’s face showed a bit of admiration, “It’s not that there is no growth, trust him, Xin Ba Haw.”

“Yeah!” After hesitating for a while, Xin Ba Haw nodded in response, and then looked at the hanging curtain that was isolated from the outside world with a solemn expression.

“Huh? Really? Huh? Is this the case?”

After Gao Zai’s words came from the hanging curtain, he suddenly began to shake.

“Why did it suddenly shake?” Yin Shi wondered.

“Gao Zai!” Xin Ba Hao cheered him on, but just after shouting, he suddenly realized that Gao Zai, who had only his underwear left, walked out quickly and went to the next hanging curtain.

Yin Shi: “Huh? Did he take it off?”

Jiang Cheng nodded: “It did take off.”

Xin Bazhu: “Gao Zai!”

“I seem to have heard a very strange sound, what’s the matter? What’s the sound?”

Yin Shi’s voice just fell, when only Mosaic was left, Gao Zai hurried to the next curtain.

“Isn’t it completely naked just now? Wait, are they really just shaking hands? What are they doing?”

“Do fans still need to be naked at the handshake meeting?” Jiang Cheng murmured with his chin raised and brows raised, “No, No, that kid’s [beep—] chant, I always feel like I can often hear a similar sound in Yoshihara.”

“Tao boy—!” Xin Bazhu shouted again.

“No, wait, this isn’t a handshake meeting at all, right? It’s just doing something else?”

“Gao Tsai—!”

“Silver time, look, that strange and common thing has been poked out! That Mosaic… Hey, what’s going on? What exactly is a handshake? Why is there a mosaic in a handshake? How do I hold a handshake to make a mosaic appear! But then again, this kid is developing… quite well…”

“Yes .

When you say something like this?!”

“Gao Zai——!”

Looking at Gao Zai, who was covered in mosaics and hurried to the next curtain, Yin Shi complained again: “The whole body is covered in mosaics! What’s the situation! Gao Zai——!”

“Tao Zai——!”

“Tao Zai?” “Tao

Zai——!”

“Tao Zai?” ”

Tao Zai——

!”

Amidst the shouting, the man finally… came out.

thump!

Looking at Gao Zai who was only wearing shorts and fell to the ground, Xin Ba Ha was the first to rush up and help Gao Zai up: “Cheer up! What the hell happened? Gao Zai! Gao Zai

,

who showed a refreshing expression that seemed to see through everything, still had some kind of brilliance on his face, and said: “When I get home, I will burn all the little yellow books…”

“What the hell happened!!”

” No, why don’t you ask what happened? This is exactly what happened, this, it must have done something unsightly, this, the refreshing expression on his face has entered the sage mode! It is completely the same as It

‘s the same as Jiang Cheng who has been to Hualiu Street for the first time!”

“No, it’s the same as you.” Jiang Cheng retorted with squinting eyes.

“Gao Zai, hurry up and tell me what happened inside?”

“…It’s blank.”

“It’s exactly the same.” Jiang Cheng murmured with his chin up.