Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 776

[Chapter 715: The Idol’s Medal 1 Must Not Be Booger]

On the street, a group of strange girls gathered in front of the posters that had been posted in advance to promote hdz48’s debut song “Idol’s Medal”.

A certain girl with two little red ponytails for sale said casually in a disdainful tone: “It seems that Simentong has already taken action, hdz48, I don’t know where it came from. Your partner, she’s quite cute. Really, she’s like a rude and rustic little girl in a country time house. It’s just right to be a partner with her…”

Said, this very cute-looking girl stretched out her hand to tear it apart. After putting down the poster and pinching it into a ball, the corners of his mouth showed a bit of insidiousness, and then he said softly: “Isn’t it good to continue personal activities honestly and wait for being eliminated? Can you beat us with such teammates? Temple? Mentong’s hdz48…what does the top idol of the earth look like? I’m really looking forward to it…”

…

On the other hand, except that the gender is different from the girls just now, they are also a group of men in the same clothes who are attracted by the poster. Angry or unacceptable.

If you want to ask why, it is probably because each of these people is wearing the clothes of the temple guards.

“What’s this?”

“Atongjiang formed a group to debut or something…”

“Stop joking!” Xin Baji’s childhood sweetheart… Growing small, Gao Zai clenched his fists and burst into blue veins and shouted very unhappily: “Besides Who is that booger bitch?!”

“So far, we have only believed in Atong-chan as the only god!”

“To defile A-tong-chan with such bundled sales!”

“Our guards will never What combination will you approve!”

“This is an emergency!”

“We must hurry up and contact Captain Shimura!”

Listening to the fierce remarks of these Guardsmen, you and I, I can’t stop, in fact, Xin Baha, who was hiding behind a telephone pole not far away, secretly appeared, and looked at him with a constipated expression. The members of the Guards who kept saying they wanted to contact them to let them make up their minds did not dare to let out a word, for fear of being discovered.

But at this moment, Kagura, who was sitting on the side of the car and was picking at his booger, suddenly shouted, “Manager Shimura!”

Upon hearing the sound, Shin Baha was instantly startled.

“What are you doing in that kind of place?” Atongjiang, who was also sitting in the car, also asked in confusion.

Kagura squinted Doudou’s eyes and complained: “Idols are very busy! Hurry up and buy me vinegar kombu, garbage broker!”

“Shhh-” Xinbaha hurriedly raised a forefinger to match a silent one. gesture.

“Mr. Shimura?” A member of the Guards suddenly realized something and turned to look at Shin Baha, who was hiding behind a telephone pole not far away.

At the same time, the other members turned their heads one by one and looked over.

“Captain!”

“And Atong-chan is here too!”

“Captain, what the hell is going on?”

“It won’t be the captain who asked Atong-chan…”

Seeing him rushing forward in an instant, it seemed like he was with himself The members who confronted each other, Xinbaha hurriedly defended: “No, it’s not…”

However, after finishing speaking, the waiting car had already started first.

Seeing this, Xin Ba Ha hurriedly trotted and chased after him, while constantly shouting: “Hey! Wait a minute! Don’t leave me behind!”

However, he fell to the ground before being able to catch up, and was chased by a group of people behind him. The extremely excited members of the Guards stepped on them

… In

the Oedo recording hall, the two lead singers of hdz48 were recording their debut songs in the studio, and Jiang Cheng and Yinshi and others were listening outside.

“Stop,” Yin Shi called out to the two of them through the monitor headphones, frowning and reminded: “Can you stop adding Aru casually? Kagura, the lyrics are all in vain. Forget the character attributes for the time being and show your true self. Is it okay to just let the Ninggong come out?”

“What do you say?” Jiang Cheng, who was wearing a pink “Kagura-chan” support uniform similar to the Guards uniform, folded his hands and closed his eyes and replied, “People set people up. Let’s say, plus this kind of language is kagura, fans will also like this kind of Alu Aidou, which is different from ordinary idols.”

“What is Alu Aidou? She is I’ve got booger, and as the president, what’s the matter with your outfit?”

“I think that if she has fans just after her debut, Kagura might be able to show her energy. I’m going to let Baihua and the others prepare it here. Hundreds of sets, do you need it?”

“I need your size! No one will wear that kind of thing except for an idiot like you! And this kind of booger idol, no one will chase after you!”

“What did you say?!” Jiang Cheng gritted his teeth and shouted with white eyes: “Do you bastard know how hard I have done for the two of them?! Now all the stores in Yoshiwara have started to add h packages! “The

so-called h package refers to one piece of hdz48’s debut album and one piece of Kagura Guards uniform at the end of the day.

“It’s just a simple booger package! No one will buy it at all! You don’t have to do anything! As long as you are bound to Atong, you don’t have to do anything! The money will automatically go to your pocket!”

“Huh? What about Kagura-chan’s efforts? Are you blind to Kagura’s efforts?!”

“She just works hard to pick her booger!” ”

Would

n’t it be more convenient to replace you directly!”

Xin Baha, who was depressed because the only place that could shine on the sofa (Teramon-dori Guards) was taken away, listened to the unstoppable quarrel between the producer and the president who started to quarrel in front of him, and let out a long sigh. .

“You two, stop arguing,” Xin Baha raised his head to persuade, and then showed concern: “Now is not the time to be noisy because of this kind of thing, right? You should also see the reaction of the fans. This group is not popular at all.”

Yin Shi turned around and comforted: “Don’t worry, while the new CD is released, a grand press conference will be arranged, and the accompaniment band will also cooperate with us to make adjustments. , as long as you accumulate popularity before that, there is no problem.

Didn’t you also attract Atong’s simple street performance before? Real popularity should be accumulated in a down-to-earth way. Fans come and go quickly, and popularity There is no short cut to the sale, Shimura broker.”

“Indeed.” Shinhachi declined to comment.

“Although I’m sorry Atong-chan, but now I can only make her forget the identity of the chief idol, and start the business first.”

… In

front of a shop that sells bedding, I look at Ah who is sitting at the table. Totsu-chan and Kagura, as well as the pink sign that reads “hdz48 Pillow Business Club” on their heads, Xin Baha took a deep breath after being silent for a long time.

“What kind of down-to-earth thing–! What does pillow business mean?! What do you want idols to do!”

(Pillow business: unspoken meaning.)

Looking at the excited Xin Ba Ha, Yin Shi was not panicking. Not busy explaining: “It’s similar to a handshake meeting, isn’t “Idols who can meet” very popular now?

We are “Idols who can sleep together right away””

“That’s not an idol anymore!

”

Don’t worry, it’s just an ordinary handshake meeting selling signature pillows at a high price.

”

“This is a scam!”

”

As soon as Xin Baha’s voice fell, the fans who heard the news flocked there, holding up their money in excitement. If it wasn’t for the staff who maintained the order at the scene, those fans would definitely have rushed in.”

Looking at the otakus who were scrambling to hold the banknotes and couldn’t help shouting excitedly to share the bed with Atong, Xin Baha once again complained: “A large group of men who misunderstood the meaning came over!”

“Humph !

, it seems to be going well.” Yin Shi said with a humming with his hands in his pockets.

“That’s weird! This kind of activity is too dangerous!” Shinba groaned.

Yin Shi replied indifferently: “The handshake meeting is inherently very dangerous, 100% of the hands of those otakus have touched oo, which is equivalent to that both idols and fans have touched oo, and in the end, only oo and oo are left. oo is shaking hands.”

“What kind of danger is this!”

“Really Aru? It’s too bad Aru.” Kagura, who picked his nostrils, said with a look of disgust, “Add one more to the fans. You

must wash your hands and sanitize your hands before shaking hands.”

“Idols like you with hands full of boogers are not qualified to say such things!”

Jiang Cheng said, “Don’t worry, Xin Ba Ha. They have also taken the oiran class after all. Yes

, it’s only to this extent.”

“That’s the most dangerous one! What the hell do you want idols to do!”

“Yes! It doesn’t matter!” Atongjiang clenched her fists and said energetically , “I can’t stand this little thing and I can’t be considered an idol! Not to mention that compared with the work of the wandering girls, this is really easy!”

“I said don’t compare with the wandering girls!! ”

It’s really professional,” Yinshi praised, and then comforted: “And don’t worry, we will protect you if there is any situation.”

“Alright, Aru, if there is a dangerous person appearing Come and save us.” Kagura said in a very naive tone, pinching the hands of the fans in front of him to the bone and ignoring the screams of the fans.

Looking at the mourning fans, UU Reading www.sonicmtl.com Xin Ba Hao complained again: “It’s your idol who is dangerous, right!”

“Okay, the next one.” Jiang Cheng on the side just took the money from these people, “Okay, the next one.”

Looking at the fans who fell one after another, Xinbaha frantically complained: “Slow, slow, slow. Hold on! What kind of handshake meeting is this! It’s completely Kaoru’s handshake meeting!”

(Kaoru Hanayama: The gang leader in Sabertooth is born with strange powers.)

“Yah, you really underestimate idols. Just shaking hands or something actually earns more than you girls.” Jiang Cheng shook his head with some emotion and said, and then looked at the seniors who were shivering and fell to the ground in front of him, “Yo Xi , The next one is also the M package, right? What, no? No, no, you are M. Hurry up, the people behind are still waiting.”

“Do you think this is a club?! Fix Yoshihara’s set for me!” Xin Baha, who couldn’t bear it any longer, kicked Jiang Cheng, and then pointed at the fans who had fallen to the ground with their hands crippled, “By the way, before seeing Atong-chan , all the members have fallen heroically!”

7017k