Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 772
[Chapter 712: The various occupations are actually very similar!]
“You also give me some moderation!” Xinbaha shouted angrily, and then continued: “Speaking of which, Yinsang, can you really be a producer?”
“Idiot, just now Have you said it all? A cash cow, a cash cow, as long as you bind the Atongjiang cash cow, you can make a lot of money by messing around. At this time, you should try your best to sell your favor and make a lot of money.”
“But There is such a big piece of booger on the side of Atong Sauce!”
Listening to Xin Baha’s words, Yin Shi was unmoved, shrugged his shoulders and replied: “Didn’t I say so? It will be more dazzling if it is set off by diamonds.”
…
In the meeting room under the office building.
“That’s why you two start today,” Gintoki announced to Kagura and Atsu-chan, who were sitting across from him, “and start your activities under the name of “Boogers Diamond Z48″.
”
By the way, Kagura put on a pair of ponytails and put on a cute red kimono.
“Boogers?”
“Atongjiang showed a bit of surprise, and then said awkwardly: “Huh?
Is this our group name?
Producer… No matter how the group name has booger in it, it’s really…”
“It’s Aru, I don’t care about being a diamond, so think about the booger.
”
No, you are the booger.”
“Xin Ba Hao complained silently.
“That’s right, no matter how you say this name, it’s too messy.
Jiang Cheng, who just arrived, hugged his hands and nodded, and then continued on his own: “In short, leave this kind of name to me. You must know that the stage name of Yoshihara’s new travel girl is all obtained by me, but It’s very popular, let’s think about
it…” “Shut up Jiang Chengsang, the stage name of a wandering girl is not the same as now!
By the way… are you too fast?
Is it over?
What about the other party’s president?
”
Probably sleep in the hotel.”
”
“What the hell did you do?”
!
”
“I just had a meal together, and then went to the bar for a drink. While drinking, the woman said to herself that she vomited a lot of sad and bitter water, and finally said that she can go to the hotel, so… I called. The car asked the driver to throw her to the hotel.”
After being speechless for a while, Xin Ba Hao spoke again: “You have done nothing more than you have done, Jiang Chengsang…”
“Speaking of which, take
a taxi. Can the money be reimbursed?” Jiang Cheng then asked, “Who should the invoice be given to? Who should be reimbursed?”
Yin Shi said blankly: “The person who can be reimbursed has just been taken to a taxi by you, and is probably on the floor of the hotel lobby now. Go to bed, if you understand, go to the hotel now, open a big bed room and stay with the president, and then you can just order an S package.”
“S package? Salad? That woman likes it. Do you want to eat salad? OK, I understand, I’ll contact the taxi driver.”
“Well, mom, she likes salad very much.” Atongjiang said with a smile.
“Really? That’s great.” Jiang Cheng said with a squinting smile while putting away his phone, and then changed the topic: “Now it’s time to talk about the name of the group, first, Xin Baha just said that he would follow you. Women’s names are completely two different things, and I absolutely cannot agree with them. You know, in a sense, there is no difference between the two. Fans of idols are equivalent to guests, while iron fans like Xinbaha It’s like a guest who will be named every time, and it’s like ordering only the silver time of the S package every time!”
“Although there is a subtle resemblance, it is not the same thing at all! Jiang Cheng-sang, you love What do you think of Dou?”
“A woman who makes money from men.” Jiang Cheng replied without hesitation.
Yin Shi lightly smiled and shook his head, and said with some emotion: “I didn’t expect you to understand the essentials of idols so quickly, Jiang Cheng.”
Xin Baha retorted fiercely: “No, this is not the essentials! Although in a sense it is true to say so, but it is not! Idols rely on popularity to eat!”
“It feels…” Jiang Cheng murmured, holding his chest with one hand and his chin with the other hand, “It’s not as good as a wandering girl, a wandering girl not only depends on her popularity, but also on her face, body, skills, words and skills.
” Hey!!”
“That’s true…” Gintoki murmured while propping his chin.
“Don’t accept it so simply!!”
“It turns out that the wandering girl is more difficult than the idol…” Atongjiang covered her mouth in disbelief.
“You idol can’t say such things even more!!”
Jiang Cheng slowly analyzed again: “That is to say, young idols are actually similar to young wandering girls, and singing skills (skills) are still very important. Shallow, but because of the young and beautiful face, you don’t have to worry about not being able to eat. With the passage of time, although the face is no longer young and beautiful, the singing skills (techniques) have matured over time, and the focus has become singing skills ( Don’t worry about not being able to eat. As for those who are old and have no face, and those who have not polished their singing and acting skills (techniques), they will be eliminated, right? Xinbaha?”
“Uh …You are right, but can you put it another way? Can you not put idols together with you girls?”
“In short, the so-called Yoshihara is actually the epitome of the idol entertainment industry. It’s worthy of the name!”
Looking at Jiang Cheng who tapped the palm of his hand and came to the above conclusion, Xin Ba Hao immediately complained: “It’s worthy of the name! Although the entertainment industry is indeed a bit messy, but Atong sauce can Not that kind of person!”
Jiang Cheng continued with his arms in his hands: “In other words, the most direct way to make this HDZ48 group the most popular idol group is to invite Yoshihara’s active oiran over and directly. Let’s
teach.”
“You bastard! What do you want the two of them to learn from Taifu Hirota! Weren’t you talking about the name just now? Why are you calling it out so casually now!”
“I found a very important point,” Yinshi nodded affirmatively, “Then the two will be divided into S and M according to the fans’ preferences, so that there will be no problem.”
“I want S. Aru.” Kagura raised her hand.
“Hey? M…M means…” Atongjiang was a little flustered.
“Calm down! Atong sauce! That kind of thing doesn’t need to be taken seriously! Although idols with this attribute are indeed favored by certain types of fans, but no need! Atong sauce just feels like a normal Atong sauce. Atong
replied weakly: “No, that can be considered as digging out new charms to find new possibilities…”
“What…” Jiang Cheng, who put away his phone, said aloud, “The sun wheel is giving a Some wandering girls are in class, are you going to audition?”
“Damn you! What do you want idols to learn in such a messy class?!”
“No, isn’t it just contrast that is popular now?” Jiang Cheng shrugged his shoulders and retorted, “The appearance is pure, but once that’s the case, it will show another strong side, and the moment when the woman with a [beep] on the outside shows a pure reaction, this is all my precious. Experience.”
“What are you talking about? What kind of experience! It’s just your experience on the bed! Shut up!!”
“That’s why it’s hard to find true love for a non-specific man,” Yin said. Shi Tan shook his head and said with some emotion, “I’ve been on the S package from start to finish.”
“No one wants to hear about your things! Can you two stop at enough time? You’ve only just started talking about these dangers. If you don’t, it won’t work even if it’s late at night! The review may not pass!”
Jiang Cheng shrugged his shoulders: “Well, Xin Baji, you will understand one day… um… It’s okay if you don’t understand.”
“Hey, Why are you trying to comfort me in turn?!”
“Shinhaha! You have to work hard to live!” Kagura cheered.
“I’ll support you too! Shinhachi-kun!” Atongjiang clenched her fist and cheered with a serious expression.
“Don’t cheer me up on this kind of thing!!” Gintoki
said while writing on the paper, “Then, the theme of the first event was set, so I said, “To cheer up virginity, even virginity must be strong. Live” as the theme, and then organize activities around this theme.
”
“What the hell is going on!”
!
Jiang Cheng nodded in agreement: “It’s a good theme for the event, anyway, the fans are basically Xin Ba Ha, a virgin boy who has probably never had a relationship with a woman in his entire life. “It doesn’t matter~ virginity doesn’t matter~ I will
never
I’ll abandon you.” It’s probably enough to shout twice like this.
”
“Why use me as a metaphor?”
!
Shinpachi pulled out the invisible arrows stuck in his chest one by one, “Don’t underestimate virginity, you bastard, although she is virgin now, she is still over thirty years old…”
Looking at Shinpachi who was excited Haw, Yin Shi and Jiang Cheng waved their hands at the same time, sighed and said impatiently, “Calm down, Xinba Haw.
We have never underestimated virginity.
”
Hu-hu-” Xin Baji gasped for breath.
“It’s just you who look down on you.”
Jiang Cheng, Yinshi, and Kagura spoke at the same time.
“Give me enough—!
!
”
…
“Then, UU reading www.sonicmtl.
The class of the com oiran is also over, which means that the preparations have already been done,” Yinshi nodded and continued, sitting on the sofa, “The next step is to prepare… No, it’s time to prepare to play.
”
“Well, the two of you are too… no, idol, are you ready?”
” asked Jiang Cheng with toilet paper stuck in his nose.
“Hey-!!” Xin Ba Hao shouted, and then pointed at Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi, who had just had a nosebleed, and A Tong Jiang, who was blushing and overwhelmed, and A Tong who was calm. Sauce, “What course did you guys just go to without me! By the way, why did you two have nosebleeds! What did you see!”
“But it’s really amazing, some poses… No, the skills are even me I don’t know.”
Yin Shi commented.
“Yes, it seems that we are really underestimating the work of the traveling girl.”
Jiang Cheng was noncommittal.
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