Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 770

[Chapter 710: The important topic of a daughter and a wife is that a married man with a daughter cannot avoid it]

“Well…” Princess Cheng Ye held her chin and thought for a while, then slowly explained with a slight frown: “Don’t look at their giant stars growing up like that, but as long as you listen to hip-hop, you will keep yourselves safe. It’s just that One point…

The royal family of giants, every generation is looking for women to marry from other planets. After finding them, they will behave very abnormally. In order to take their genetic genes for themselves, they do not want to let the excellent genes of their spouses fall. Into the hands of other races. They will kill everyone on the planet where the bride was born, leaving no genes behind.”

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The screens on both sides of the road were showing live news on current affairs.

In front of the camera, Hanano, who was holding a microphone, raised his head and looked at the huge disc-shaped spaceship hovering above his head in the low altitude of Edo.

“Have you all seen it? The giant clan who suddenly appeared in Edo, and the huge spaceship now entrenched in the low sky of Edo, where are they sacred?”

On the other side, outside Edo Castle, after listening to Princess Chengye After the explanation, Xin Baha was surprised: “What?! Xiaoda is going to destroy the earth?! How could it be, is it because we were not well entertained? Is it because our maiden family is too rambunctious?”

“Not so What’s going on…” Princess Cheng Ye just smiled awkwardly.

“I thought I was here to see my father-in-law, but it turned out to be here to destroy the earth. I thought it was a golden tortoise-in-law, but it turned out to be smashing our planet to pieces!”

Looking at Xin Baji with a constipated expression in front of him, Princess Chengye He hurriedly turned around and said, “Anyway, I’ll report to my elder brother immediately and ask him to dispatch the shogunate army.”

“It’s not over there…” Xinbaha said silently, then turned and left slowly, “It’s not the giants who should be stopped, The real horror is not a giant at all, but… I’m sorry, Mrs. Jiang Hua, women can’t be involved in today’s affairs.”

After that, Xin Ba Hao turned off the tablet in his hand and tucked it into his arms.

On the other side, like Ackerman, standing on the roof with black faces and silent Jiang Cheng, the three of them looked at the big spaceship above their heads and just kept silent…

Looking at the people who were suddenly jumping off one by one from the spaceship. The giants in formal clothes who landed, and the very dedicated anchor Hanano who is still broadcasting live hurriedly pointed at the microphone and continued to explain: “Ah! Did you see it? The giant army in formal clothes fell from the sky!”

Boom!

boom!

boom!

The giants in black suits, who fell to the ground and destroyed the ground, sorted out their suits and ties,

and came to Xiaoda in white suits.

Sitting on an oversized chair and wearing sunglasses, Xiaoda opened her mouth.

“Everyone on Earth, on behalf of the giants, I would like to thank you. I sincerely thank you for giving us the most perfect bride. Cheers. After this wedding, the earthlings will be able to share eternal prosperity with our giants!”

Saying that, the little big general picked up the pink bed that was placed on his lap with both hands, got up slowly, and walked towards the huge cross that was just made by the giant. If you look closely, you will find that the little big hand On the bed in the middle, Kagura was still asleep with his snot bubbles hanging on it.

“How about you all come to bless us?” Xiaoda who stopped, looked at the cross in front of him, and said softly, “Bless the two of us for a grand wedding.”

“This is a wedding ceremony?!” Hanano holding the microphone The anchor exclaimed, “The giants actually destroyed the street as their wedding venue! Ah!”

The anchor Hanano suddenly discovered something, which was Kagura in Xiao Da’s hands.

“That’s… an Earth girl! An Earth girl was caught by the giants!”

At this time, the middle-aged giant wearing a priest’s costume and holding a Bible said slowly: “Then, please swear by the bridegroom, regardless of health or illness , please love her and cherish her, and stay loyal.”

“I swear.” Xiaoda said.

“I didn’t expect the bride at this wedding to be that girl!”

“Please swear that the bride will love him, cherish him, and stay faithful, regardless of health or illness.”

“She swore before.” Xiao Da said .

“Then, please exchange the kiss of oath.” After the

priest finished, Xiaoda couldn’t wait to raise the Kagura in his hand, and pouted towards Kagura.

“Ah! The purity of this charming girl is about to be ruined by two huge lips!”

I have to say that the anchor of Hanano is indeed very dedicated, no, no, now is not the time to say such things.

Seeing Kagura getting closer and closer, Xiaoda was overjoyed in his heart: [Kagura, in this way, your powerful genes will belong to me!

I am the only one in your eyes!

!

】

But at this moment, a certain glasses appeared handsomely, flew up and kicked the priest and shouted to stop him: “Wait for me!!”

The priest who was kicked on the head by the new eight Haw who came from behind was a different person. Steady fell to the front, and very coincidentally took away the purity (lips) of his own prince.

boom!

!

Kodai, who was thrown to the ground and released Kagura at the same time, pushed the priest who was unconscious and pressed on him in front of him.

“Wait, Father! You can’t do this! I don’t have that kind of special hobby! Father! Father—!!”

At this time, Xin Baha walked slowly forward, and at the same time said slowly: “Little Da , I’m very sorry, Kagura-chan can’t be handed over to you, you are not qualified to be Kagura-chan’s boyfriend.”

Looking at Shin Baha with a serious expression, Xiaoda directly grabbed the bed that was carrying the sleeping Kagura and stood on the ground. Get up.

“You bastard, what did you do to this holy wedding, to my first kiss!” Xiaoda clenched her fist and cursed angrily.

“It’s a pity,” Shinhachi continued with his head lowered, “You stepped on all of our feelings for the sole purpose of monopolizing Kagura-chan, and you also wanted to take away our most precious things.”

“It’s none of your business! Go away!”

“Can you understand?!” Xin Bazhu’s voice became a little louder, and then he clenched his fists, his face also showing a bit of unbearable: “I love you like a pearl in the palm of your hand. The eldest baby girl was taken away by a wild boy who came from nowhere, but despite this, she chose to greet her with a smile… That bald father’s mood…!

Can you understand?!

Let go of the one who has always cherished and guarded Daughter, since it is the man she chose, she unconditionally believes that she even wants to entrust the sword of responsibility to him… The feeling of a father with a white-haired father…

Can you understand?!

Although we don’t live together, but recently The place is ignoring and worrying. She hopes to watch her all the time and guard her growth. After learning that Kagura, like a daughter, has a boyfriend, she forced herself to look away even if she was at a loss. Want to have a good chat with the man she chose for a glass of wine… Nate’s father’s mood…

Can you understand?!

Even though it is extremely lonely, but for the happiness of Kagura-chan, I am willing to swallow tears and force a smile to complain. , the mood of that dad’s glasses!!”

“A dad on the left and a dad on the right, what the hell are you guys! It’s really unpleasant to make irresponsible remarks about young people’s love!!” Da directly jumped on the elevator that had just landed from the spaceship, “Since you can’t let go, let me help you make a clean break!”

Xiao Da, who was slowly ascending into the air, reached out and pointed to his own body on the ground. Those

clansmen

gave the order, “Before the wedding, kill all these annoying earth monkeys for blood sacrifice! Offer sacrifices for our wedding! Let’s attack with all troops!!”

fell.

“Ah! The giants jumped off the mothership

! This is like the end of the world!

”

After saying such a sentence, Xiao Da suddenly felt as if something had fallen on the back of his head. He touched the back of his head with some doubts and then said, “Hey? I don’t seem to be preparing for the rice-sacrifice ceremony…”

At this time, Xiao Da felt

Da Cai found out that the blood on his hand turned out to be blood!

At the same time, the crowd on the ground also noticed an unusual phenomenon above their heads.

“This is… a rain of blood?! It wasn’t rice that fell from the sky, it was a rain of bright red blood!! Ah-! It turned out to be the blood of giants! It turned out not to be attacking giants, but sunk giants!!”

The sky was about to rise .

Xiao Da, who entered the spaceship, looked at his clansmen who had lost the back of their necks and consciousness, who were still falling, and felt very bad.

“How… how is that possible!”

“It makes people uncomfortable? Then it’s not good.” Xin Bazhu on the ground pushed the body on the bridge of his nose, and then raised his head indifferently, “A man wants to monopolize a woman’s possessiveness. , Men are such unpleasant creatures because of their desire for exclusiveness over genes. But at this level, it is nothing compared to the desire of fathers who “don’t want to give their daughters to anyone”!

”

…

Xiao Da, who had already ascended into the spaceship, saw all the clansmen on the ground who were already full, and the grinning and very kind Jiang Chengsan, who was standing there covered in the blood of his own clansmen. After the person, he instantly protected Kagura and took a few steps back in fright.

“Yo, boyfriend, it’s really impressive,” Gintoki praised, “I didn’t expect you to destroy the earth and take away Kagura.

If you want to take away someone else’s baby girl, you really have to have the courage to destroy one or two planets.

”

“Yeah, whether it’s a wife or a daughter.”

“Xinghaifang Master took the words lightly.

“You…!”

“Xiao Daqiang pretended to be calm and shivered, “Are you willing to ask for Star Wars for a daughter?

!

”

“What nonsense are you talking about?” Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes and smiled slightly, “It’s just that the father of the bride on our planet also needs to attend the wedding. You didn’t invite us… We just came by ourselves, and we prepared some for you. I forgot to prepare for the rice-sacrifice ceremony.”

“That’s it,” said Xinghaifang Master in a disdainful tone, “Who would do such a thing for a yellow-haired girl? Big (mature) adults won’t do that.”

Yin Shi received the words: “If you want to take it away, take it, but…”

“Wait until you become an adult who understands etiquette!!” ×3

Boom!

!

Xiao Da, who was hit by the three brain hammers on his head at the same time, vomited blood, and then smashed through the bottom of the spaceship, screaming to the ground and falling down.

“Really, it’s been so long.” Jiang Cheng smiled helplessly, and turned around first.

“But I finally said a few words that adults should say.” After saying this casually, Gintoki also turned around slowly.

“Yeah, so we are also excellent adults.”

Saying that, Master Xinghai also turned around and left with Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi, but suddenly, the three of them who realized something at the same time stopped at the same time.

“Ah, I forgot there is Kagura.” ×3

At this moment, a pair of white hands grabbed the opening of the hole that Xiao Da had knocked out, and the Kagura staring at the three of them with a pair of gleaming eyes emerged from the hole. Come out.

boom!

!

!

“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

, the three people who fell from the ×3 fell into the river at the same time and made a loud clatter.

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House of all things.

“Wow! Wait a minute!” Looking at Kagura who walked in from the entrance with an oversized envelope, Shin Baha hurriedly stopped and asked, “Where did this huge letter come from?”

“This is the letter Aru sent to me after Xiaoda returned to China.” Kagura put the envelope on the table, “You guys read it too.”

“Huh? Did the prince send it?” Shinpachi Haw looked at the envelope in front of him with some panic, “Are you all right? It won’t be a declaration of war, right? What if we rob Kagura again? Yinsang? Jiang Chengsang?”

“Xinba Haw, hurry up and reply! “Ginshi, who was wrapped in bandages with only his eyes left, hurriedly spoke.

“You must be happy! I will bless you forever! / The vulgar girl, please take care of me.”

The two legs in the wheelchair were in plaster cast while the body was covered with bandages, and one index finger stood up and squinted and smiled. Jiang Cheng, who was sitting on the sofa with a neck brace, spoke at the same time as the master of Xinghaifang, who had one leg in plaster and was covered in bandages.

But the next moment, the three of them were smashed into the floor by Kagura, together with the sofa and wheelchair.

Watching Kagura closing the door and leaving, ignoring the three people on the floor, Shin Baha took out a huge letter of faith from the envelope.

“That…” I was taken care of during my visit to Earth. I learned the importance of my family through exposure to different cultures, especially the greatness of my father, which has benefited me a lot.” Hey!

Just like two people!

”

This guy’s only letters are always remarkable.

The owner of Xinghai Fang who came over said.

“…When I have a girlfriend next time, I will definitely be able to get rid of my old habits and cherish her family, especially for her father, I will never disobey at all.”

Xinbaha silently complained: “I feel like my girlfriend’s father is already a shadow on his mind…”

The owner of Xinghai Fang said with some emotion: “Although a lot of things have happened, it’s not bad, and he has grown a little bit. The atmosphere of that big planet will also be better. .”

“Indeed.” Jiang Cheng echoed with some emotion.

“No, that doesn’t seem to be the case.” Yin Shi, who was immersed in the letter, said, and then handed back the letter in his hand.

“ps: I recently discovered a strong genetic gene that I like very much. Sure enough, Odosan (priest) or something is the best~”

Looking at the attached photo of Xiao Da shyly hugging the priest’s arm, Jiang Cheng, The owner of Xinghai Fang and Xin Ba Hao were all silent.

Xin Baha twitched the corners of his mouth and said, “Then what… the atmosphere has not changed for the better. If it goes on like this, the planet will perish.”

“Isn’t it all your fault? You did such a thing to the priest to make him Awakened or something.” Yin Shi immediately dumped the pot.

Jiang Cheng and Xinghai Fangzhu nodded at the same time.

“Don’t put all the blame on others, okay? It’s obvious that you have gone too far!”

Yin Shi retorted: “Go tell Ackerman this, he prepared the equipment and weapons.”

“No, wait a minute! It has nothing to do with me, right? It’s the right thing to tell my father! Now I’m not Kagura’s father, so it has nothing to do with me.”

Xinghai Fangzhu instantly retorted: “What do you say? I am still What about the elder brother

! What does it mean for now?”

“What elder brother? All the hairs are gone.”

“It doesn’t mean that it will be in the future.”

“Kill you! And… they didn’t retreat! They are attacking hairy people! You white hair!”

“No, where is my brother?”

At this time, he was sitting at the corner of the stairs outside, ignoring the kagura of the noisy people in the room. , holding an umbrella and writing a reply on a cardboard on his lap.

“To Xiaoda:

Thanks to Xiaoda, I also learned a lot, although I still don’t understand the difference between love and family.

Anyway, now, it’s enough to have them as my boyfriends.”

Attached is a group photo of Kagura and three men pulling and pulling a pad holder that is obviously a spectacle holder but temporarily acts as a pad holder

…

“That…” Shinbaha suddenly thought of something again. Looking at Jiang Hua, who was smoking behind his back on the iPad standing on the table next to him, “Speaking of which… Mrs. Jiang Hua… I feel that the anger has not disappeared…”

“Pfft-” Xinghai Fangzhu directly forced out a mouthful of blood and Kneeling down, “So what… Jiang… Jiang Hua, this time the injury is a little serious, and I may go back a few days later…” The

implication is… I want to wait until your anger subsides before going back.

“There’s no need to come back anymore.” Jiang Hua turned his head and glanced at Xinghai Fangzhu, who was twitching on the ground.

“Can I send the divorce agreement to you in person?” Jiang Cheng hurriedly asked, “Don’t worry, this bald guy has already signed it

.

”

The successful Master of Xinghaifang, Jiang Hua on the screen said lightly: “Huh? The injury is all healed, so the reason for not coming back is…”

“No, it looks good, but the internal injury is quite serious, although it doesn’t look like it from the outside. It’s big, but the injury inside is quite serious.”

“Xiao Jiangcheng, please help the bald man to check the injury.”

Jiang Cheng: “Understood! Hey! Baldy, cut open your stomach and let me check it.”

Xinghaifang Master: “Bald Who do you call a bald man?! Do you have a stomach opening for examination?! Take me to the hospital!”

Jiang Cheng: “It worked!!”

Xinghai Fangzhu: “Ah—! My hair!! You bastard! The kid is really starting! Didn’t you say it was the abdomen?! Eh? No, UU reading www.sonicmtl.com This is not my hair? This white thing is…”

Yin Shi: “It’s my hair!! You guys These bastards!!”

Crack!

“My glasses! Why are you implicated in my glasses! You three are enough for me!!”

Looking at the four people who were in a mess, Jiang Hua on the iPad screen slowly exhaled a puff of smoke, and then looked coldly To a few people is full of queen style.

“Mom’s opinion is the most important, do you understand? The four idiots?”

“Hey!! We were wrong!” × 4

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