Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 766

[Chapter 706: No one knows how many steps there are in the ladder of adults.]

“Souda! It’s me who pulls Kagura!” Jiang Chengbai agreed with his eyes, and then he mumbled unhappily with his cheeks propped up: “Although it’s not cute at all, even if it’s not cute at all! But… even if It’s

not cute…how can it be repaired——!”

Xinba pushed his body and complained: “Well, Jiang Chengsang, if there is a mirror, I really want you to see your expression now, the contrast is too great You’re

too big, being arrogant is going to kill you.”

“You are the most unqualified to say this!” Yin Shi and the master of Xinghai Fang shouted at Jiang Cheng drunkenly with white eyes at the same time.

Yin Shi waved his hands and curled his lips in confusion and reprimanded: “It’s obviously the only relative of Kagura on the earth, but you don’t care about throwing Kagura in such an unreliable place, what are you? Uncle? Hurry up and die! Scumbag!”

Xinba twitched the corners of his mouth and reminded: “That, Yinsang, that unreliable place is your home, and that unreliable person is yourself. ”

Ha?! What did you say?!” Jiang Cheng was instantly unhappy, and looked at Yinshi with white eyes and gritted teeth, “Do you mean I want to save trouble? You mean I deliberately throw Kagura to you. Did you go there?! Although it does mean that, but it’s not—! Not at all!”

Yin Shi, who ignored Jiang Cheng, turned his head to look at the master of Xinghai Fang, and scolded: “And you, who put your daughter and hair follicles together. A scum who has given up his support, what kind of fatherhood is he still pretending to be! Let’s die with this scum! Hurry up and die!”

“I didn’t give up!” Xinghai Fangzhu retorted loudly, “I just Just respect the autonomy of my daughters and hair follicles! Let them freely choose to study abroad!”

Yin Shi: “They have completely taken root abroad! Never go back to China!”

“Get out of the way! Bald man Jiang Cheng, who stretched out his hand and pulled the master of Xinghaifang away, spat, “Hey, Yinshi, you bastard…”

The master of Xinghaifang angrily interrupted Jiang Cheng’s words: “Who are you talking about bald? You will come back after all that! It will come back as blonde! My daughter and hair follicles will come back!”

Looking at the three people who were getting louder and fiercer and about to fight again, Xin Baha hurriedly reached out his hand to persuade: “Ah, really, it’s time for the three of you to stop, right? I understand that you are all worried about Kagura-chan. , but no one’s daughter will have such a day sooner or later.”

Jiang Cheng’s three people’s commotion stopped.

Shinpachi continued in a gentle tone: “If even Kagura-chan agrees, her boyfriend must be a good guy, but we who should have welcomed him are like this, which makes Kagura-chan’s face a lot harder. It will be a little lonely, but our mentality must be more like an adult,

then I will go first, you three will entertain people tomorrow.”

After saying that, Xin Baha got up and took a last look at the three of them, then turned around. He walked towards the door of the pub.

After Xin Ba Haw left for a while, the master of Xinghai Fang, who had been silent, lowered his head and looked at the wine glass in his hand and expressed a little emotion.

“Sir… Indeed, it’s just a boyfriend, and we don’t have the demeanor of adults. I know it clearly in my heart. Since she was a child, watching her grow every day, I don’t know how happy it is. Look. As she learns to stand up, learn to walk, and watch her slowly learn to speak, I am both happy and worried, I don’t know when it started… After that child grows up, I can’t simply feel joy. Before I am happy, I always feel a bit of loss.”

“That’s right…” Jiang Cheng lay on the table, gently shaking the wine glass in front of him, with a gentle expression: “The only one who can call me uncle or something is God. I’m happy to be alone. Although it’s not cute at all, but whenever I hear her calling my uncle, I always feel very happy. I also start to fear that I will never see that lively and innocent figure again. , I can’t hear the sweet little uncle or something when I ask for pocket money. I thought it would be fine as long as I was behind me all the time. Occasionally, I jumped up and called my uncle or something. …I’m an idiot.”

“Yes.” Yin Shi received the words with some emotion, propped up his cheeks and continued: “I thought it was the mission of adults to stand in front of the children to shield them from the wind and rain, but I didn’t realize it. Being overtaken by them, smiling and watching them run farther is what adults should do. Alas – obviously I can still run.”

Xinghaifang snorted softly, and said with some relief: “That’s it. , we are all the same, and we are still stinking.”

“Growing up… it’s not enough.” Jiang Cheng, who was lying on the table, sighed softly while turning a small wine glass, then picked up the wine glass and slowly raised up.

“Are we going to climb too?” Yin Shi slowly raised his wine glass, “Sir’s stairs…”

Then, the three men poured the last glass of wine into their mouths at the same time

… The

next morning, the new Ba Hao muttered to himself a little worriedly as he climbed the stairs.

“Are the three of you okay? Although they looked like yesterday, they’ll be more mature now that they agreed, right? They should be fine, right?”

After speaking, Xin Ba Ha, who had already come to the door of the Master’s House, stretched out his hand to open the sliding door. , but at this moment, the three heads slammed into the sliding door and protruded out.

“Welcome!!” ×3

“Yah-!!”

Looking at Jiang Cheng and the three who suddenly got out, Xin Baha, who was frightened, screamed and fell to the ground.

“Welcome to Sakata’s house—!” ×3

looked at the three people whose faces were covered in blood, their bloodshot eyes widened with a hideous expression, and their facial muscles were almost convulsed, Xin Ba Ha… silent.

“What, it turned out to be Xin Ba Ha.” Yin Shi’s voice was hoarse.

“What are you three doing!” Xin Ba Hao, who had recovered his senses, stood up and shouted angrily, “Scared someone to death!”

The owner of Xinghaifang apologized and explained: “Sorry, sorry, because my boyfriend is coming, so I have been waiting at the entrance since last night, and I accidentally released the momentum.”

“Since yesterday?!” New Ba Hao’s whole body is not well.

“In order to greet our boyfriend with a smile, the three of us practiced all night how to laugh, how to laugh, and what is a smile? How do you write the word smile? As a result, we fell into such a cycle.”

Gintoki’s facial muscles were still twitching when he said that.

Jiang Cheng said in a hoarse voice: “In the end, we chose such a friendly and kind smile, and we have maintained it to this day. How is it? Is it very kind and can feel good? Will it not be ashamed of Kagura? No way! ”

I’m kind to you!”

Xinghai Fang continued to ask: “How is it? Are we laughing? Are we really laughing?”

“You are indeed laughing, but others won’t be able to laugh!”

Yin Shi continued. : “Don’t worry, we have adjusted the adult’s mentality today, and won’t let Kagura be ashamed.”

“Don’t worry!” Jiang Cheng took the words and echoed.

“No, no, no! Where can you find adults with such a smile! It’s good for you to figure it out, but it’s too much! Just smile more naturally

!

”

Kai, Xin Ba Ha, who walked in slowly, looked at Jiang Cheng and the three in front of him, and the corners of his mouth twitched uncontrollably.

The owner of Xinghaifang looked down at Xin Baji and said, “I know, Xin Baji. An overly exaggerated reception will put pressure on my boyfriend. It doesn’t matter, we are adults today.

” Go to see the guests casually.” Yin Shi took the words and looked at Jiang Cheng and Xinghai Fangzhu who were on the side.

Jiang Cheng took over the words: “So after our careful thinking, especially the need to show our side as adults, we agreed…”

“Formal clothes are a must!” The three said at the same time.

At this time, looking up at the three “adults” in formal suits in front of them, their heads had reached the ceiling, and they were struggling to turn around, Xin Ba Ha finally complained.

“I’ve really become a big adult! What do you want to become such a big adult?! So that’s what it means to become an adult

?!

”

“What?”

Yin Shi was also puzzled.

“What’s wrong?”

Jiang Cheng looked confused.

“What size! No matter where you look, it’s not right! This kind of oppression is not covered! Others will be overwhelmed!”

“Is it your illusion?” Yin Shi didn’t care, and his voice was calm. , “The head-to-body ratio of this work is originally like this.”

“Do you think we are football teenagers?!”

Yin Shi, who was sitting on the sofa, naturally picked up a piece of “Natural Divinity News” He flipped through the newspaper and replied in a relaxed tone: “Calm down, Xin Ba Ha, you are the only one who is unnatural. We will be responsible for entertaining the guests. You can just wait with your legs crossed.”

Xin Baha pointed at Yin Shi and complained frantically: “No! No matter how you think it’s unnatural, it’s you! Your body is too big!

” ”

By the way, what news are you watching! If others see it, they will think that our family is very complicated! They will think that our family is super troublesome! Stop reading!!”

As soon as Xin Baji’s voice fell, the floor of UU Reading www.sonicmtl.com suddenly shook.

Jiang Cheng, who was holding a plate full of strange and unknown creatures, walked over slowly: “The refreshments for the guests are also ready. I hope that child can thank the gods of nature as much as we do. That should be fine. ? Yinshi?”

Yinshi replied casually: “Ah, that’s alright, but I don’t know if the child likes sweets or not. It’s better to prepare another flavor.”

Looking at the expressions on the plate was full of horror and blood The rag dolls that are still exuding a dark atmosphere and all kinds of green worms, Xin Ba Ha’s whole person is even worse: “You can grow up! Jiang Cheng-sang, what do you think of as a refreshment! Such a horrible refreshment is What’s the matter! Put it away! Put it away for me!”

The master of Xinghaifang, who was kneeling in front of a gloomy altar with a Buddhist bead, closed his eyes and muttered something: “My son, God of Nature, Kagura sauce Bring your boyfriend back, and new believers will increase again.”