Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 762

[Chapter 703: Remember what the art teacher said, color is malleable.]

The latest website: It’s still a crumbling midsummer. A certain bald man who is jealous of his wife’s ability to video chat with his daughter all day wears a gray gown that tightly wraps his body and only part of his head is exposed. Walking slowly on the streets of Kabukicho with an umbrella.

“Although Kagura always says she’s fine, does it really matter?” This bald uncle, who was different from ordinary people and always frowned, kept muttering in a low voice, “Even if there is no problem now, if If

I live for a long time, will there be some hidden dangers to the body?”

At this moment, a stubborn male voice with a hint of banter suddenly came from the side.

“Hey, look at that.” Hearing the

sound, the master of Xinghaifang turned his head and looked over, only to see a pair of dark-skinned gangsters looking at him playfully.

The boy laughed and said, “That uncle, it’s not raining, but he’s holding an umbrella.”

“Is it better for your head to get more sun exposure and more photosynthesis?” The girl with heavy makeup raised her eyebrows. The face reminded playfully.

At this time, the master of Xinghaifang finally couldn’t hold back, and took a step forward and grabbed the girl’s hand.

“Hey!! What happened to the two of you? Your whole body is scorched!”

He asked in such a panic.

“What are you doing? Uncle!” The boy pushed the owner of Xinghai Fang away and asked unhappily.

“You guys cheer up!” The owner of Xinghaifang replied with a serious expression, “I’ll call an ambulance for you right now!”

Looking at the owner of Xinghaifang who was pressing step by step, finally the black-skinned gangster turned around and called the police. Running away in panic.

At this time, the expression of the master of Xinghaifang was the same as his mood, becoming more and more solemn.

[This planet is really dangerous!

If Kagura stays on this planet, one day…the whole body will be scorched!

With a scorched boyfriend, there is also a scorched new life in the stomach!

In the end, there was no way but to hold a charred wedding with a belly.

But within a few months, married life becomes scorched (divorced)!

Abandoned scorched single mothers have nothing to do, sitting in scorched (irregular) stores with scorched (irregular) jobs, and finally even their minds become scorched (lost hope, refers to self-suffering)…]

I have already thought of it in my mind After the charred Kagura committed suicide, the owner of Xinghai Fang, who left only the charred suicide note,

Still can’t calm down.

“I absolutely won’t allow it!! Dad won’t allow you to be scorched!!” After speaking, the master of Xinghaifang ran hurriedly, “If you continue to stay in this kind of place, everything will be scorched black! I still want to send you. Go somewhere else! Before everything is burnt…”

At this moment, a little brother suddenly shouted from the street.

“Father over there, our products are in a free trial period.”

The owner of Xinghaifang, who stopped, looked over and saw the little brother in the shop by the road holding a can of spray, sprayed it into the air, and continued to say : “How is it? Let’s try it out, as long as you spray the top of your head, it will turn black.” The

next moment…

“Unforgivable!!” The charred head of the Xinghai Fangzhu stared at the big bloodshot eyes and clenched his fist. As he ran, he shouted angrily: “The only thing that needs to be charred is Dad’s head! Enough is enough! Dad’s hair is enough! Should be enough? Whether it is Earth life or Dad’s hair is enough. Hurry up and say goodbye to this kind of place!”

But as soon as he finished speaking, the Xinghaifang Master suddenly noticed something out of the corner of his eye, and at the same time slowly stopped and looked at the shade of the big tree not far from the corner.

Seeing Kagura standing with his back against a big tree and his hands behind a boy of the same age who was probably only a little taller than himself, Master Xinghaifang breathed a sigh of relief.

[That is… Kagura?

Great, it doesn’t look like it’s been toasted yet.

]

But before Xinghaifang Master could relax for a while, he suddenly found that the boy took out a letter with the cover of “To Kagura” from his pocket and handed it to him. Kagura.

“Please…please accept this…” the boy said squirmly.

“Huh?” Kagura took the envelope and glanced at it suspiciously.

“It’s okay to reply next time…” After saying this very hard, the boy turned around and left slowly.

“Hey…” Kagura raised his hand to stop him, but before the words could be said, the other party had already walked away.

Looking at the boy who was walking away, Kagura lowered his head and glanced at the envelope, wondering, “What is this?”

With that, Kagura took out the letter from the envelope, looked at it in his hand, and said softly. I said

aloud:

“”To Kagura-chan, since the first time I saw you, I have cared about you very much. Although I have always played with you as a male friend, I can no longer restrain this feeling. Please get in touch with me. My heart has been scorched black by that scorching love…”

Of course, what Kagura wouldn’t know was that at this moment, at two intersections not far from him, There were also two people who were roasted and charred.

One was a bald man just now, and the other was… Jiang Cheng, who was on his way back from buying a game

…

Coax!!

The safe and “nothing” Wanshiwu was suddenly killed by Taoism. The white telephone poles attacked, and there were still two white peaches.

“I said—!

What’s this?

!

What the hell is going on?

!

Xin Baha ,

who heard the noise, hurried out and shouted in panic.

When Yin was sitting on the office chair with his arms in his arms, a solid telephone pole was inserted on each side of his head.

“Basang, I am letting Get me a spoon,” Yin Shi, who stared at the dead fish, said indifferently or indifferently, “Since you gave me such a big spoon, I will also get a big portion of pudding, no, it takes two. OK.

After all, two spoons are given.

”

No, just eat that.

”

For your last supper, Gintoki.”

The

two men (the master of Xinghaifang and Jiang Cheng) stepped into the living room at the same time.

It is worth mentioning that the expressions and movements of the two men were surprisingly similar.

“Jiang Chengsang! Xinghaifang Master Sang!” Xinba was surprised.

“Alara, isn’t this Odosan and his uncle?” Yin Shi slowly got up and stepped forward lazily, staring at the dead fish eyes, “If you want to come, make a phone call in advance, I only have more I have prepared a pudding, ah, one is enough.”

Said, Yin Shi reached out and patted the forehead of Xinghaifang Fangzhu, “Oduosang brought his own, Pucci pudding!”

( Pudding, a pudding from a Japanese brand.)

The owner of Xinghaifang was instantly unhappy, bursting with blue veins and angrily: “Whose head is the pudding pudding!”

Yin Shi complained: “What’s the anger when you come? Is it wrong to say puttsun pudding? Is it rude?”

(puttsun pudding: TAMA-shaped pudding.)

“I don’t want to be taught a lesson by someone who points at someone else’s head and says pudding!”

“Get out of the way! TAMA pudding!” Finally The unbearable Jiang Cheng ripped apart the owner of Xinghaifang, grabbed Yin Shi’s collar, and gritted his teeth and said bitterly: “Hey, you bastard, they put their lovely niece (future daughter) in foster care here, what the hell are you doing? How did you take care of her?”

“What is TAMA pudding?! Are you talking about my head? Are you talking about my head?!” The master of Xinghaifang pushed Jiang Cheng away, “It was just my line! What does the future daughter in parentheses mean? What do you want to do, bastard?!”

“Shut up, you can’t take care of your useless bald man! Hurry up and die, and leave Jiang Hua and Kagura to me. Let’s go!”

“Hey! Say it! Finally say it! Not only your disgusting wish, but also bald! Brat! I will definitely kill you today!”

“Come and try! You This TAMAATAMA!”

“What does TAMAATAMA mean?! Want to die?! Really want to die?!”

“Hey, what’s the matter? Did you guys deliberately find a place to quarrel?” Gintoki poked his nostrils with his little finger, and complained about the sound of rotting dead fish cans as he stared at the dead fish’s eyes.

Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng and Xinghai Fangzhu shot at the same time and stuck Yin Shi’s neck at the same time.

“Before that, you have to go to hell first! You bastard!” Jiang Cheng gritted his teeth and said bitterly, at the same time he couldn’t control his strength.

“I said you bastard, no matter how you take care of it, there should be a limit, right?” The owner of Xinghai Fang gritted his teeth, his facial expression was a little uncontrollable, and his hand strength was also a little uncontrollable.

Ignoring Ginshi who was lifted into the air by the two and had already started to roll his eyes, Shinbaha suddenly got something and asked aloud, “Is something wrong with Kagura-chan?”

“I’m back~”

While shouting, Kagura also walked into the living room. After seeing Xinghai Fangzhu and Jiang Cheng, he smiled and waved his hand: “Ah! Daddy! Little uncle! You two are here! Long time no see~”

“God, Kagura …” Because of the arrival of Kagura, the owner of Xinghai Fang released Yinshi with a panicked expression on his face.

Similarly, the expression on Jiang Cheng’s face also showed a bit of panic.

Kagura said happily: “It’s just Aru, I have good news to tell you Aru.”

“No! I don’t want to hear it!” The master of Xinghaifang covered his ears and closed his eyes and couldn’t bear it.

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“Kagura, hey…wait…hey…don’t…you…” Jiang Cheng’s hands trembled, his pupils trembled, and his face was filled with rejection.

“I got a boyfriend Aru.” Kagura smiled innocently compared to Scissorhands.

On the other hand, the personalities of Jiang Cheng and Xinghai Fangzhu have been completely ruined by these words.

【Wait…wait!

】The master of Xinghaifang stared at his eyes that were about to burst, opened his mouth, and thought to himself, sweating in fear, 【I didn’t receive a love letter, but made a boyfriend directly…】

【Boyfriend… eh?

Boy friend?

what is that?

what is that?

What’s up with the boyfriend?

How did you write the words “boyfriend”?

Hey?

Hey?

Hey?

】

Jiang Cheng’s head was completely messed up, and the whole person froze in place.

“I’m going on a date tomorrow, what should I wear?” Kagura exclaimed suffering like a girl, and at the same time walked slowly towards the attic stairs…