Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 760

[Chapter 701: What kind of mood can let the deceased go to heaven is what we should think about at the funeral]

The latest website: [Stop for me!

Stop for me!

Let the people who don’t want to know know it!

That guy definitely wants to kill me, Aru, by pretending to be sick!

what–!

it’s too hot!

Sad to die!

!

If it goes on like this, it might really go to heaven!

Gotta think of something!

My body can’t move, and I can’t make a sound, but…

With so many people coming to say goodbye to me, there must be someone who can find me, Aru!

As long as someone can take a closer look at my blood-colored face, who will come…]

Before Kagura, who was baked, was thinking about it, Sogo on the other side came close to Princess Cheng Ye’s ear and whispered. After saying something, Kagura’s plan was completely shattered.

“Hey?” Princess Cheng Ye was surprised after listening to what Zongwu said, and after confirming it again, she shouted to the guests who came to pay homage: “That… everyone, the sun-tanned salon-shaped coffin It seems that the body has already begun to be damaged, and there is not much time now, so in order to improve the work efficiency, we put the coffin on the conveyor belt, and ask everyone to say goodbye to the assembly line.”

The god who was carried by the guards to the conveyor belt Le Xin went mad: [This is what kind of dying farewell!

Cheng Yejiang, you can’t be deceived by him!

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“Conveyor belts were set up from the funeral site to the crematorium. After everyone said goodbye to her one by one, the body will eventually enter the crematorium. It will be automatically burned into ashes and sent directly to the sky.”

Princess Cheng Ye explained.

【What kind of factory is this!

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“Everyone, please don’t delay the assembly line! Say goodbye as soon as possible.”

【Hey!

How casual should this funeral be!

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The conveyor belt was activated, and seeing the Kagura slowly passing by in front of her eyes, Granny Denshi couldn’t help but feel sad.

“Kagura, you actually let the white-haired person send the black-haired person, you unfilial daughter, I originally loved you like a daughter…” Before the

words were finished, Kagura had already been taken away by the conveyor belt.

【Half said!

Such touching words were only half said and sent away!

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“Grandma Dengshi, you said it’s too long, can’t you summarize it more concisely?”

When Catherine complained,

Kagura slid (teleported) away from him like a time machine running over his face.

“Wait a little longer!” Catherine, who had reacted, shouted.

“Mother-in-law Dengshi, Lord Catherine, you forgot to put the flowers of farewell in the coffin.” Xiaoyu reminded quickly, and then stretched out her hands, “Hurry up and give it to me, hurry.

” Xiaoyu turned around and rushed towards Kagura, who had just skipped in front of her, but it might be because her feet were in a hurry and didn’t notice, she suddenly stumbled on the wires under her feet, and fell unsteadily to the front.

The two flowers in his hand… were directly inserted into Kagura’s eyes.

【Ah ah ah!

!

You, where are you plugging in!

How can it be possible to sleep like this!

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“Not good!” Xiaoyu exclaimed in surprise, and then turned to Jiubingwei not far in front of him for help, “Master Jiubingwei! Please, can you please re-arrange the flowers?”

“What?! Wait. What?!”

Jiubingwei suddenly panicked, but there was no time to wait for her to panic, because Kagura was already in front of him at this time, and before he had time to think about it, Jiubingwei reached out and grabbed the two inserted in the Eye position flower.

“God, Kagura-chan! Thank you all the time, Aru! I will cherish what you have left, Aru!”

In such a cry, Kubei pulled out the flower like a miracle. came out and shoved it hard into his nose.

[In my nostrils what are you doing!

By the way, have you really used Aru?

!

Not for you!

It really doesn’t suit you!

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“That’s not right, Jiubingwei!” Yueyong in front reminded and corrected.

“I don’t want you to stick it in your nose, but to pull out the flower, let you pull it out!”

At the same time, the time machine… No, Kagura had already sneaked away in front of Yueyong, and Yueyong, who had no time to think about it, hurriedly She stretched out her hand and pulled out the flower forcefully, but…it seemed to be a little tight, so Yueyong could only jog and pull out.

“God, Kagura! You’re tired!”

As she said that, Yueyong began to pull hard, but because it was inserted too tightly, even though Kagura’s head was pulled up by the flower, she didn’t pull it out.

“Goodbye——!!”

In such a situation, Yueyong finally had no choice but to perform a miracle with great force, dragging Kagura’s upper body to the point of smashing the coffin and sitting up.

[No… it’s hello.

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“I told you how powerful you are! Yueyue!” The little monkey in front accused her, “Kagura-chan…”

“I-I have tried my best,” Yueyong could only defend like this, ” After that, I can only leave it to you, Sarutobi!”

“You still have the face to shirk your responsibility if you stabbed Louzi!”

After clenching his fists and saying angrily, Little Ape realized that Kagura had slipped away from him just now. Little ape, who didn’t have time to think too much, quickly trotted after him.

“What’s going on!” Little Ape, who pushed Kagura’s head back and tried to put it back into the coffin, gritted his teeth, “She didn’t move no matter how hard she pushed her! It’s

good to do it!”

In desperation, Little Ape could only pick up the big stone on the side and stand on the coffin, pressing the stone down hard, and at the same time began his farewell speech.

“Kagura-chan, I will make Yinsang happy! You can rest assured to go to that world!”

Under the same powerful miracle, Kagura was forced into the coffin.

【what!

Sad to die…!

!

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“Hey,” Kondo, who noticed something was wrong, said to Shi Shi, who was beside him, “Look, what’s the situation, Shi Shi.”

【 Help me!

fourteen–!

Anyone can do it, come and save me now!

]

Outside, Shishi, who was carrying a one-person high spherical stone with Kondo, gritted his teeth and walked towards the conveyor belt step by step.

“There is actually such a messy way of mourning. What kind of religion did she join…”

“Okay, it’s time for this, it doesn’t matter if it’s an enemy or a friend! We must mourn her well!” Kondo gritted his teeth.

【Not any more!

!

Who told you that there is such a way of mourning!

I’m going to die, if I’m crushed by that thing, I’m really going to die!

Speed up the conveyor belt!

]

Fourteen, who missed Kagura, exclaimed: “Not good! I can’t catch up if I miss it!”

“Fourteen! Come on, don’t give up!” Kondo was sweating profusely, cheering, and did not stop moving forward at all.

[Enough, don’t come on!

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“Cut, it’s a shame if you can’t catch up at the moment,” Shi Shi couldn’t bear to say, “Can’t you even mourn a kid?”

“It can be done! The two of us can definitely do it!” The two cheered, “Let’s throw this thing on the coffin!”

[I can’t tell whether these two are good people or bad people! Hey!

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“What are you doing?” A Miao called to stop Kondo and Shishi.

[Big sister’s head…] Kagura was moved.

“What are you two going to make trouble for with such a big rock on your shoulders?”

[Saved!

Stop those two idiots!

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But in the next scene, A Miao joined the two of them, lifted the stone with them, and even complained.

“Why didn’t you call me?”

【Are you actually going to help?

!

】

“Miss A Miao…” Kondo looked at A Miao in disbelief.

“Thank you, Kondo-san, Hijikata-san,” A Miao’s eyes began to flash again, and her voice choked up a little, “For Kagura-chan… let’s work together!”

【Hey–!

I chose this time for Mao!

People who are incompatible with each other are starting to cooperate now!

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With the help of A Miao, it didn’t take long for him to catch up with the conveyor belt.

【Run!

Run the conveyor belt!

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However, just when the fourteen and three people were about to put the stone on the coffin, they suddenly slipped, and the stone also smashed to the ground.

“Oops!” Fourteen turned around only to find that there was actually a downhill behind him, “It’s a downhill!”

Kondo was extremely anxious as he looked at the rapidly falling stones.

“Rock! Rock it–”

[Yo Xi got it, I won’t be able to hit me now, Aru!

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Kagura just breathed a sigh of relief, but then… the stone was blocked by a long-haired man in a formal suit and a creature who was fascinated by the universe.

“It’s not a long-haired man, it’s Gui! It’s not a mysterious creature, it’s Elizabeth!” The

long-haired man retorted the author like this, and at the same time pressed his hands against the stone as if he would not stop the stone.

After tens of meters of sliding, Gui and Elizabeth finally stopped the ten pieces.

“Although I can’t see the other side of the rock, I’ve got the stick.”

Gui said.

At the same time, Shi Shi, who was standing on the slope, breathed out a puff of second-hand smoke, “Although I can’t see the other side of the rock, I’ll leave it to you later.”

He said this.

[Because Mao insisted on such a time, so the interests cooperated?

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“Wait for me, Captain!” Gui and Elizabeth pushed the rolling stones to continue running or chasing.

At the same time, a prompt such as “1.03 kilometers from the crematorium” appeared on the screen, and the mileage was still reduced a little bit.

[The enemy teamed up to destroy me!

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“Come on—!”

“Don’t admit defeat—!”

All the people on the roadside in formal suits cheered and cheered for him.

【Who are you supporting!

]

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The com members sang again.

【Who are you singing for again!

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Finally, everyone rushed up and lifted the stone together in the singing.

【Whose funeral is this!

!

]

“Now!” Hasegawa, who stepped on the conveyor belt at some point, lifted the coffin and ran in the opposite direction, crying, “Everyone! Let me and the coffin be destroyed together while I offset the conveyor belt’s movement!

” How much should you want to mourn me!

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“Go! Everyone!!” Gui shouted with tears in his eyes, “Captain——!”

“Farewell——!” ×n

looked at the stone that was thrown up and smashed straight at him, God Le stopped thinking.