Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 756

[Chapter 697: Life… lies in sports!]

The latest website: “Yin Sang, that…” Xin Baha was about to say something, but was interrupted by Yin Shi raising his hand.

Yin Shi lowered his head and said with a dark face: “Xin Ba Ha, we just went to the wrong ward, we didn’t see anything, remember it clearly for me!”

“No, that is definitely Jiang… ”

No!!” Yin Shi shouted.

“Oh, I’m really bothering you.” Yueyong, who was carrying a convenience bag in his hand, walked over slowly, “I even came to see that guy who was already helpless.”

[No, no help!

!

】 Xin Ba Haw and Yin Shi were surprised at the same time.

“That, that, Miss Yueyong…” Xin Baha raised his head, showing a face that had been thoroughly played with, and stumblingly asked: “Illness, disease, the cause is…is…weather…weather? ”

You can say that.” Yueyong sighed helplessly and replied, “Mingming reminded that idiot long ago, but… hey, it should be said that it is self-inflicted.”

Hearing Yueyong’s mouth so After some words, Yin Shi and Xin Ba Ha were even worse, and then bowed their heads and nodded goodbye at the same time, and left slowly.

Yueyong glanced at Yin Shi and Xin Ba Ha, who slowly left with their heads lowered, but she didn’t take it seriously, she opened the door of the ward and walked in.

Looking at the nurses and sisters who were huddled around Jiang Cheng, Yueyong burst into flames for no reason, and then smashed the convenience bag in her hand onto Jiang Cheng’s head.

“It hurts!” Jiang Cheng cried out in pain, then rubbed his head and looked at the person coming and complained, “What are you doing? Now that I’m a patient, can’t I be more gentle? Can’t I be as gentle as the nurses and sisters? ”

“What kind of patient are you?” Yueyong looked at Jiang Cheng like she was looking at garbage, “I spent a week in my room playing games, overeating, and drinking so many cold drinks, never leaving the door once. Staying up all night to play games every day, life has no rules at all, it is only natural to have gastrointestinal problems! And just after the injection, I ate so much iced watermelon… You bastard should die soon.”

“Don’t .

It’s like I don’t want to go out!” Jiang Cheng retorted loudly without any confidence, “It’s just because the weather is too hot! You can’t go out in this kind of weather at all! Going out will be done by humans! You did it

!!”

“You at least let me move around! It’s no wonder that I won’t get sick if I don’t move a step!”

“Playing games can not only train the brain to develop intelligence, but also

It can also exercise the flexibility of the fingers, and it can also make people feel physically and mentally happy. How can there be such a great exercise in the world?

”

Looking at Jiang Cheng, who was still nodding with his hands and eyes closed, the blue veins on Yueyong’s forehead burst out one after another.

“Oh!

My POP really brought me here!

“Looking at the handheld game console in the convenience bag, Jiang Cheng exclaimed, “Thank you!

month by month!

This way, you won’t be bored while you’re in the hospital!

”

“Huh?”

“One of the nurses on the side pouted and complained, “Do you still want to play with such things?

Didn’t you say you want to play with others?

”

“Say what?”

Jiang Cheng hummed softly, then stretched out his hand to lift the chin of the nurse in front of him, and then said softly, “If you want to play, you have to wait until the evening to have fun. I’m the kind of person who will save the best food for dinner.” The type that eats the last bite~”

“Yeah~!

!

The nurse screamed directly with excitement.

“Also… I have a bad stomach recently, so I can only eat something gentle, and be prepared.

”

“Yeah–!

!

”

This time, the nurse was not screaming because of excitement, but because Jiang Cheng’s head was pierced with blood that could not stop spewing blood.

…

At night, the nurse, who was planning to attack at night, was pulling Jiang Cheng away. After seeing Yueyong sitting in front of the hospital bed with Erlang’s legs crossed, and Jiang Cheng lying on the hospital bed wrapped in gauze with only two eyes and one mouth exposed, he silently backed out

. The door of the room, Jiang Cheng squinted Doudou and turned his head to look at Yueyong: “Hey, why are you here?

”

Look at you scumbag.”

“Yue Yong replied indifferently.

“You give me enough time!”

“Jiang Chengbai shouted angrily, “I’m ready to play like this!”

Dressed up too!

As a result, you don’t have to change it at all!

”

By the way, the current Jiang Cheng… For some unknown reason, he has broken bones in many parts of his body, and the bandages that were tied in advance have already played their original role well.

“Also…” Yueyong’s cheeks showed a somewhat unnatural pink, and she turned away silently, “What kind of gentleness you want, I also…that…”

Seeing Yueyong’s performance, Jiang Cheng Yi was startled: “Hey? No way? Yueyue you… can’t you? You…you…do you mean…hey! Wait a minute! Yueyue! Calm down! It’s a bit rude to say that, but I don’t… ”

Here, the gentleness you want.” Yueyong handed the shopping bag in her hand to Jiang Cheng with a face, and interrupted Jiang Cheng’s words at the same time.

Seeing the bag full of bafilin painkillers, Jiang Cheng instantly became expressionless.

(Bufferin: a pain reliever, the slogan is—half of the ingredients of bafilin is gentle.)

Jiang Cheng glanced down at his body that was covered with bandages, and then said slowly: “Although it is indeed in the The thing I used at this time, but what is the matter with this feeling of anger? It is indeed gentle, but why am I so angry? Hey? Is there something wrong?”

“…If it was more gentle…Yes, Will it get any better?” Yueyong, who was holding several boxes of bafilin, closed her eyes with a slightly raised face, showing a bit of… arrogant?

“Please go back quickly, please.” Jiang Cheng lowered his head silently.

“How about ten more boxes?”

“Please!!”

After such a small farce, Yue Yongcai said lightly: “Kagura seems to be hospitalized too.”

“Huh?” Jiang Cheng, who was eating POP while eating the strawberries in the fruit basket, raised his head and asked, “Is Kagura? What’s wrong?”

“I don’t know, I just took a look at it today, and there aren’t too many in this hospital. The information of the night rabbit, so it seems that there is no way to diagnose.”

“It’s already… completely helpless?!” Jiang Cheng looked at Yueyong in shock.

“Hey.”

“No, sister Jiang Hua must not be known,” Jiang Cheng covered his face full of distressed expressions, “I was already in bad health, if I knew it, it might add to my bad health. Necessary burden.”

“I haven’t been diagnosed yet! You wait a moment!”

“Anyway, after the funeral, I will use the reason that “Kagura went to a distant planet to study abroad”.

”

No, the one you said is too early, not dead yet.”

”

“Kagura–!

!

“Jiang Cheng covered his face and cried out in pain.

“Hey!

You are almost enough!

They said he’s not dead yet!

”

Yueyue…get ready.”

Jiang Cheng lowered his head and continued softly, “Although he is a little naughty, I know that Kagura has always been a good boy.

How can it be repaired!

!

”

Yueyong: …

“Also, the most important point,” Jiang Cheng continued, “is that the right to hold the funeral must be won, for the funeral money… no, in order to be able to personally give Kagura a ride.

After all, no matter what… I’m also her little uncle!

Looking

at Jiang Cheng, who was covering his face, unable to hide his grief, Yueyong replied coldly, “I would rather have your funeral organized before doing that kind of thing.

Don’t worry, it will definitely be a grand funeral.

“I

don’t know if it was a coincidence or Kagura heard something from the nurse. At this time, it was very coincidental that he was standing outside Jiang Cheng’s ward, sticking to the door and listening to the conversation between the two people in the room.

[This… scum!!] Kagura, who was trembling with anger, cursed inwardly with wide eyes, “I heard that you are hospitalized, and the lovely niece is still enduring the pain to look at you! I didn’t expect to be telling such an excessive joke. If that’s the case, then… let’s really let you experience what it’s like to lose this once-in-a-millennium cute and invincible beautiful girl’s niece…]

dong dong.

Kagura –

“Little uncle,” Kagura walked in with a dull-eyed, soft expression wearing a hospital gown, “I heard that you were also hospitalized, so I’ll take a look.”

Looking at Jiang Cheng’s unbelievable face, With a shocked expression beyond words, Kagura secretly rejoiced: [As expected, this is true, even if you say that, but my uncle really cares about me.

】

“No…God, Kagura…” Jiang Cheng raised his hand tremblingly, “You, what… what’s wrong?”

“Little uncle just take care of yourself.” Kagura gently shook his head, “My body…has…”

“Say, what are you talking about?” Jiang Lima jumped out of the hospital bed, and even though he was sweating coldly, he still said, “Quick, there are still some snacks and fruits here, eat…”

” Uncle, I’m sorry, I… don’t have any appetite.” Kagura covered his mouth and turned his face away, coughing twice.

At this time, Jiang Cheng’s expression had already revealed a bit of horror, and even Yue Yong’s expression on the side became solemn.

“I just want to get closer to my uncle in this short time.” Kagura turned around, his eyes were soft, and Ding Gong spoke very natural Mandarin, “After all… on this earth, My uncle is my only family member.”

“Then what, Kagura…you…don’t scare my uncle,” Jiang Cheng slowly stretched out his hand with a trembling voice, “No, are you alright? One, it must be Are you kidding me?”

“Sorry, little uncle…” Kagura raised his head and looked at Jiang Cheng softly, “I’m already… satisfied to be able to see you during this short period of time.

” After all, Kagura slowly turned around and backed out, leaving only Jiang Cheng, who raised his hand with an expression of disbelief, and Yueyong, who was also somewhat disbelieving.

【Hey hey…】 Kagura was overjoyed, 【How is it?

Pain?

Are you in pain because you are about to lose me?

Are you running out of joking?

】

Plop!

!

Yueyong: “Doctor! Hey! Come on here! Breathing and heartbeat stopped! Hey-!! Jiang Cheng, cheer up! Hey! Hey!!”

Looking at the doctors rushing towards Jiang Cheng’s ward, God Le thought to himself: [Do you care about me so much?

!

Care to die?

!

]

…

the next day.

“Little Kagura?” The nurse opened the door of Kagura’s ward and asked at the same time, “How is your health?”

Picking your teeth with a toothpick with one hand and holding a football team with the other Kagura, who was pregnant with an exaggerated belly, replied weakly, “I always feel that my body is as heavy as a rock, and I feel that I need to stay in a hospital for about a week.

” With a pile of sick patients with empty plates and Kagura’s protruding belly, the nurse asked, “Ah? Is this an obstetrics and gynecology department?”

At this moment, another nurse opened Kagura’s At the door of the ward, he reminded with a smile: “Little Kagura, someone has come to see you.”

Hearing the sound, Kagura was startled, and immediately jumped out of bed and threw all the empty dishes down the stairs through the window.

After doing all this, Kagura realized his stomach again, but before Kagura could think of a good way, Gintoki walked in with his foot raised and shouted at the same time.

“Kagura…”

Hearing the sound, Kagura didn’t have time to think, and leaped onto the hospital bed and got into the bed.

“Yin… Yin-chan, why… why did you come to see me so early?”

Looking at Kagura, who was lying on the hospital bed in a weird posture, panting and sweating, Yin Shi replied, “Ah… ah, we I’ve been in the hospital recently. Are you alright? Breathing is messy, is it uncomfortable?”

“Yes… a little…” Kagura reluctantly replied, “Since yesterday, my chest has been very stuffy, and I can’t sleep. ”

“Wait…what’s the matter with you?” Ginshi, who was sitting on the chair in front of the hospital bed, asked tentatively to Kagura, who was lying down again, “The quilt has been propped up.”

“Because…because of the exposure to the sun!” God Le hurriedly replied, “My whole body is so swollen because of the sun exposure! Don’t look at me now! I don’t want you to see it either!”

Yin Shi reluctantly twitched the corners of his mouth and comforted: “God, god Le… No, don’t worry, you are that Kagura, you must have eaten too much again, right? No one will find out.”

[Actually, he really ate too much…] Kagura thought to himself.

“Also…Also, I’ve been living here since today.”

“Huh?”

“It’s cooler than the Master’s House, it has air conditioning, and I can watch the nurses enough.” Yin Shi explained, and then He touched the back of his head and turned his face away slightly, “So just relax and sleep, it’s the same as the house you live in. UUkanshu www.sonicmtl.com”

[Hehehe…he is more considerate than usual Aru.

】 Kagura secretly rejoiced in his heart, and then once again revealed his godless eyes, and replied in a weak voice: “Thank you, Gin-chan… But I don’t know how long I can stay with you, so I want to stay awake a little longer and stay with you guys a little longer.”

“Don’t, don’t say stupid things,” Gintoki got up slowly, turned and walked towards the door, “Don’t be rude, I’m going to the canteen to buy a jump, I want it Why don’t I bring something?”

Looking at Yinshi who opened the door, Kagura replied softly: “Chu, pudding, I want to eat it now.”

“Pudding, right?” Yinshi slowly took the door and asked to touch it. After a few tenths of a second, he opened the door panting again.

“Buy… I bought it.” Gintoki raised the shopping bag in his hand.

Looking at Ginshi, who was panting and sweating profusely, Kagura exclaimed in his heart: “It’s too fast!

!

This is the third floor, the canteen is on the first floor, and Aru came back in an instant!

!

Isn’t this guy sinful because… I said he wanted to stay with them a little longer, Aru?

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