Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 754

[Chapter 695: Exposing the embarrassing things of the past to each other can only be done by an old friend!]

The latest website: “The person who can finally turn a person who committed a crime and became an evil ghost back into a human being is not the evil spirit who beheads people, nor the death god who steals people’s souls, but the one who cuts off their sins and saves their souls. Humans…”

One night at dinner time, after watching the news about the recent “Reaper” incident, Jiang Cheng said such a thoughtless remark.

“Oh? It’s really rare.” Leaning against the window and holding a pipe, Yueyong slowly exhaled a second-hand smoke and replied casually, “You can say something like this, where did you hear it?

” Yue, it’s so easy to tell that it’s not original.” Jiang Cheng praised with a squinting smile, then slowly pondered with his chin up, “But what is said, where did you hear it? ”

It sounds like something that an executioner would say. Could it be that you were caught in a prison and almost beheaded?”

“Hahaha, Yueyue, you really know how to joke.” Jiang Cheng casually He smiled and said, “I’m a good citizen who always obeys the law. But it seems that I heard it in some dark prison.

” What kind of prison, but to reform the school, to reform the school that can make a waste like you return to society.”

“This is too much to say, Yueyue.” Jiang Cheng complained, and then showed a somewhat relieved expression. “But it’s true, prison or something is really not the place I should go. If you want to ask why, whether it is a sinner who has committed an unforgivable crime, or a person who violates the law made by someone who is defined as a criminal. After all, they are still just humans.”

Yueyong, who heard a trace of something wrong, turned around and asked lightly, “Aren’t you human?”

“What’s the strange question?” He raised the corner of his

mouth

lightly with a snort and replied, “Don’t you understand this kind of question, don’t you understand why we sleep together?”

: “I didn’t ask if you were a man, scumbag!”

Jiang Cheng spread his hands, shook his head and pretended to be sighing: “This is really ruthless, to know that when judging whether the creature in front of you is human, the easiest way is to see if he has something that a human has. Simply put – sex…”

Whoosh!

Pfft –

burp –

thump!

Ignoring Jiang Cheng who was still bleeding after landing with a smile on his face,

Yue Yong said coldly, “I don’t know if the guy who uses that kind of thing to judge whether the other party is human or not, but it’s clear at a glance that he is a scumbag.”

“Then, Yueyue, how do you judge the creature in front of you? Is it a human or some kind of monster with a human shape that has never been seen before?”

After hearing Jiang Cheng’s voice coming from beside her, Yue Yong’s pupils shrank suddenly.

【when!

!

】 Looking at the empty floor, Yue Yong was startled, and then quickly turned her head to look beside her.

“Jiang Cheng sama~”

“Don’t always accompany the god of death, come to our store to enjoy the light~”

“That’s it~”

The girls downstairs greeted Jiang Cheng who was standing by the window cordially.

“What nonsense are you talking about?” Jiang Cheng replied with a smile, “When did I accompany such a fierce woman? If I want to say it, I still like you more.”

“Really?!” ×n

“Of course,” Jiang Cheng smiled, “I will go if I have time, but…I like something gentle~”

“Don’t worry! I am the gentlest of Yoshiwara! I will definitely give Jiang Cheng-sama the final touch.

Every drop is squeezed out!”

“Get out of the way! I’m the most gentle! I will definitely let Jiang Cheng sama go to heaven very gently!”

“Go away! My tenderness will follow Jiang Cheng sama to heaven By the way, I’m a little wet just seeing Jiang Cheng sama…”

“You [beep-], get out of here!”

“No, I’m just talking about the eyes.”

Listen to the girls below .

Just a joke, Yueyong smiled lightly, and said, “I only know that there is no guy who can make such a joke with these wandering girls because of their status. Not a normal person, if he insists on saying it, he is just an idiot.”

“Hey?” Jiang Cheng, who was standing at the window and was about to jump down, looked at Yueyong suspiciously, “What did you just say? I didn’t hear clearly.”

Looking at Jiang Cheng’s performance, Yueyong’s expression instantly changed. Shen, asked coldly, “What are you doing?”

Jiang Cheng touched the back of his head and explained with a naive smile: “No, what, I just think that since they all said that, it is difficult to be kind, so I had to experience it. Ahahaha

…”

“Wash me inside—

!!” “Ah—!!”

Yin

Shi, who pushed open the door and walked in, sneered at Jiang Cheng, who was clearly not a man in a pool of blood. He said, “It’s really the same as before. If you go to a custom shop, you’ll get into some sort of accident.”

“What do you say?” Kunai, “I don’t remember a time like that, but then again, do you think the protagonist of a late night party would be allowed to go to that kind of place?”

“No, you’ve been staying in a place like this for seven hundred chapters. ,” Yin Shi pointed at Jiang Cheng, stared at the dead fish and complained, “I’ve stayed in a place like this from the very beginning, I haven’t moved my butt at all, and I enjoy life here very much, as you know, put it in the animation , Does the street scene here have to be mosaic before it can be played? Hey, don’t you know at all? Stupid? Stupid you?”

“Hey? Is that the case?” Jiang Cheng squinted his eyes in confusion so.

“You…you really are an idiot.”

“But Kabukicho is about the same, right?” Jiang Cheng waved his hand and replied casually, “In Kabukicho, if the street scene is included in the picture, it must be all mosaic, right? There’s no difference, right?”

“Is there a big difference?”

“No, there’s no difference at all.” Jiang Cheng shook his head.

“Kabukicho also has serious business people, isn’t it!” Gintoki retorted, and then made a serious appearance, cleared his throat and said, “Just like our Wanshiya, which can solve everything.”

“No. It’s just a small gray workshop that does everything.” Jiang Cheng curled his lips in disdain, “When did that kind of thing become a businessman

?

”

Although it also means that, but I underestimate you even more, don’t make a mistake, silver… idiot.”

“Bastard, do you want to fight after a long time no see?!”

“I’m not interested, because I’m afraid my hands will get dirty.”

“You bastard .

…!!” Yin Shi clenched his fists and looked at Jiang Cheng angrily with his blue veins bursting, but then he changed the subject and said, “Hey, when the war ended ten years ago… where did you go?”

“Haha. Jiang Cheng said in surprise, “Hey, did you come to Yoshihara in the middle of the night instead of contributing to GDP but to ask such boring questions?”

“Enough! Answer me quickly!”

“Yinshi…you…” Jiang Cheng supported After thinking about it for a moment, he tapped his palm with his hand, “Oh! Do you want to go back now… I’m sorry, Yinshi, we can’t go back, and I don’t remember having been with you and me. , so let’s forget it.”

“What kind of shit is it at eight o’clock! You can stop it for me!!”

Jiang Cheng shrugged his shoulders: “So what you want to ask, I don’t know anything at all.”

” You should understand,” Yin Shi finally became serious, raised his eyes and glanced at Jiang Cheng gently, “thinking about all the experiences after the war, in some remote dark corners, there may not be only darkness. You… ”

You’re really disgusting…” Jiang Cheng showed a disgusting or disgusting expression, and said with a black line: “Do you want to say that you can find me? You guy… is too disgusting, right?” In short, please give up, I like women!”

“It’s not like that!!”

“Shut up… I really can’t stand it,” Jiang Cheng turned his face away and leaned against the wall to vomit.

Σ_(???”∠) Vomit…

“That’s why you always make people feel uncomfortable!” Yin Shi turned his face and cursed in a low voice, and then thought to himself: [Really, that stinky guy Baba (grandmother Dengshi) didn’t say anything either.

When will one by one be playing tricks!

】

“By the way, can you go back?” Jiang Cheng, who wiped his saliva, asked, “It’s disgusting, so I hope you can go back. In short, it’s better for us to meet less in the future, which may reduce the amount of conflict in your mind. My favorability is something, and then, when you have free time, you can go to the street to see more women or something. It may help you. And don’t worry, I will forget what happened tonight.”

“You How

stupid is this guy!”

“You…” Jiang Cheng looked at Yin Shi with a shocked expression, “Are you serious?!”

Yin Shi, who had blue veins on his face, rubbed his fists: “Ah, Seriously, seriously, I want to send you to heaven.” “Σ_(???”∠)

Vomit

…” Jiang Cheng leaned against the wall and vomited again.

Yong Chui cleared his throat and said, “Well, I’m just passing by, but if he’s really reluctant, isn’t it a bit bad for you to be so reluctant.

That…let’s give it up, then this is a coupon for a tavern, so forget it when you go to buy a drink at this time.

Then don’t worry, I won’t tell anyone, nor will I discriminate against you or even look at you with tinted glasses, after all… I also know that love has various forms.

Looking

at the Cowherd Hotel coupon in his hand, Yin Shi’s face sank instantly.

“Speaking of which, Jiang Cheng,” Yueyong raised her eyes and glanced at Jiang Cheng, and asked tentatively, “Did you take Kagura over?” Is it better here?

Over there…”

“Isn’t this discriminatory right away!!” Yin Shi roared, “I’m not that kind at all… Wait a minute, I’m also a little nauseous, I want to vomit, wait… Σ_(???”∠) Vomit “…”

“Silver time, forget about me, I really can’t accept it.

“Jiang Cheng, who had just vomited, turned around and persuaded kindly, but just after he finished speaking, he couldn’t help but leaned against the wall and vomited.

Σ_(???”∠) Vomit…

“It’s not like that .”

Damn! You bastard!! Did you mean it?!” Yin Shi wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth and shouted with white eyes, but he couldn’t help it as soon as he finished speaking.

Σ_(???”∠) Vomit…

“Anyway, don’t mention it again!” Jiang Cheng raised his hand and said, “That’s it! Silver time! Otherwise, I think of you sneaking into my tent in the middle of the night during the war. My back got chills. It’s not just me. You guys have all gone through the wig tent, Takao’s tent, and Sakamoto’s tent. Even though you were kicked out because your feet were so smelly, you really… Σ_( ???”∠) Vomit…” Gintoki

immediately clenched his fists and argued loudly: “That’s just a person sleeping in a place full of corpses and feels a little scared bastard!

By the way, you guys have secretly ordered takeout from the custom shop for fear of being in the evening!

Then the next day, the traveling girl who came to the door said, “That guy didn’t do anything, he just slept together for one night, and he had to accompany him to urinate in the middle of the night, so he thought he was going to play in the wild. He didn’t do anything, what a strange guy~” Such a thing!

”

No, that’s not me, it’s you.

“Jiang Cheng squinted Doudou’s eyes and raised his hand to reply.

“Yeah!”

It seems to be true!

Yin Shi was surprised, “But why don’t I have the impression of paying?”

”

It was the wig and Gao Zai who pooled money to send the wandering girl away. Because a scumbag didn’t say anything, there was no need to pay.”

”

“So it is.

” Yin Shi nodded with his hand, but then reacted again, “Hey!

!

Not talking about that at all!

”

“You didn’t do anything to the wandering girl who called the door…” Yueyong murmured while holding her chin, and then looked at Jiang Cheng, “Speaking of which, should I also tell A Miao to let the glasses boy consider changing jobs? What. Also, don’t worry.”

Said, Yueyong looked at Yin Shi again, “I won’t talk too much about other things.”

“Shut up! Don’t think about it for me! Do you need me to prove it?! You stinky woman!!”

“Yinshi, something that can’t come…” Jiang Cheng turned his face away silently, “Forget it.”

“That’s right.” Yue Yong also He silently turned his face away.

“I’ll kill you guys—

!!”

… Seeing the downstairs street angrily leaving and saying that he was going to find a place to prove his money, Jiang Cheng calmly ticked it off.

Hook the corners of the mouth.

“You’re an idiot as always…”

“So are you.” Yueyong replied lightly.

“No, I’m not afraid to let the travel girl go to the toilet with me, and I have to call my name every ten seconds.” Hearing the

sound, the corners of Yueyong’s eyes couldn’t stop twitching.

“Why do you know such a thing?”

“Actually during that time…” Jiang Cheng turned his face away silently, “I often have insomnia (because of fear).”

“There is no difference! Is it because of fear? Is it because of fear of ghosts or something? You are too powerful, right? Killing people during the day, and afraid to sleep at night because of that kind of thing, are you all idiots?”

“Who…knows.”