Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 753

[Chapter 694: The ending of the civet cat will always be seen through!]

The latest website: “Damn it!” Kondo

pretended to be indignant while struggling, “There is no way to leave this store! What should I do!”

Looking up at Gintoki, who was expressionless, he continued, “Does it mean that you can only play here? You insidious shopkeeper!”

“No, you’re preventing me from doing business, can you get out? ” Yin Shi replied lightly.

“Yes, yes!” Kondo looked back at A Miao as if he had suddenly thought of something, and suggested, “We have to play anyway, so why not join Miss A Miao! I’ll treat you!”

“Huh?” A Miao showed a bit of embarrassment, “But I want to thank you… ” Upon hearing

this, Kondo hurriedly replied, “Then as a return gift, please accompany me for a while longer!”

A Miao smiled politely. He replied: “Of course I’d like to accompany you to go shopping…”

[Great!

!

】 Kondo was overjoyed.

“But in terms of money…” A Miao showed a bit of embarrassment, but she hesitated.

Yin Shi, who was on the side, made a sound for A Miao in a timely manner, and said, “A Miao, don’t let the man hold his head up, at this time, give the stinky man a good face, don’t worry, I will give it to you. Let’s

have a special offer for couples.”

Looking at the three-tier price list raised by Yinshi: “Single dogs: 200 yuan, couples: 300 yuan, cockroaches: 6,000 yuan.” Kondo immediately complained. : “It’s too much for cockroaches! In the end, I still don’t charge according to the special price for couples!”

“No way~” Yin Shi cowardly replied, “As the saying goes, finding one cockroach is equal to thirty Just a cockroach.”

“That’s at home! Are you planning to charge thirty bucks?!”

“If you don’t want to, go to another place,” Yin Shi said indifferently, “but A Miao will be here. Wait for the gods.”

Kondo pretended to be indignant and said, “You bastard, my feet are sticky and can’t walk with cockroach stickers!”

“But in contrast, our family has goldfish fishing and shooting. Ginshi went on to say, “It’s a theme amusement park that allows you to taste the flavors of the festival. It won’t let you suffer.”

[No way!

This is also to enjoy this festival date with Miss A Miao!

】 Kondo (forced) made a decision in his heart,

Then he turned around and asked A Miao who was behind him, “Then, Miss A Miao, why don’t we come and shoot.”

“Okay~” A Miao folded her hands and showed a smile, “I miss it so much. Not bad.”

Looking at A Miao’s appearance, Kondo silently made a decision in his heart: [Look at me!

I must pass this date and lock Miss A Miao’s heart in a cockroach house like a cockroach!

】

“Miss Yueyong is also looking forward to it, right?” A Miao smiled and looked at Yueyong who didn’t know when to come.

“Hmm…” Yue Yong nodded lightly.

“Hey?” Kondo was stunned for a while, and then looked blankly at Jiang Cheng and Yueyong who were wearing civet cat masks behind him. “You guys…”

“Yo! Captain!” Jiang Cheng raised his hand very much. The familiar greeted him, “The remaining twenty-seven are too shy, so only the two of us are here!”

“Let me see, the price for a tanuki should be…” Gintoki said while writing on the price list. I wrote it, but when I was about to write a zero, Jiang Cheng’s sandals stepped on it.

“What are you talking about? We are all the captain’s subordinates!”

“No, no matter how you look at it, they are two kinds of creatures,” Ginto said, clutching his bleeding nose, “No matter how you look at it, civet cats and cockroaches are two kinds of creatures. Now!”

“It’s a civet cat-like cockroach.” Jiang Chengtan continued casually with his hands.

“What a joke, there is no such thing at all.” Said, Yin Shi started writing on the price list again, but was kicked in the face by Jiang Cheng again.

“It’s said that we are the captain’s subordinates,” Jiang Cheng took Kondo’s shoulders very familiarly, “right? Captain?”

“No, I don’t know you at all, but this lady on your side is Pretty familiar.”

“Oh~ that’s right~” Jiang Cheng lied naturally, “This one is the eldest sister among the twenty-nine cockroaches. I was just promoted, so it’s normal for you to be unfamiliar.”

“No, that…”

“Hahaha, stop talking!” Jiang Cheng patted Kondo on the back with a smile, interrupting Kondo’s words, and then pointed to Yueyong beside him, “Look? The tentacles are basically the same as your tentacles, so don’t doubt them.”

Three seconds later, looking at Jiang Cheng who was lying on the back of his head in a pool of blood, Yueyong said lightly, “Look. Well, his three tentacles are almost the same as those of cockroaches.”

Kondo replied silently: “No, generally cockroaches only have two tentacles.”

“Don’t worry,” Yueyong took out the bitter No, “I can turn him into two tentacles right away.”

Kondo: …

”

Miss A Miao, do you have any favorite prizes?” Kondo asked, holding a cork gun, “I will give it to you beautifully. It

was shot down!” ”

Huh

?” A Miao said in surprise, “Really? Which one do I want?”

?

】 Kondo thought so in his heart.

“Yue… No, miss, what else do you want?” Jiang Cheng asked Yue Yong, who was blushing slightly beside him.

“Ah, I…” Yueyong was startled, and then showed a bit of embarrassment, “It’s all…all…all can be…”

[It’s a bit unpleasant to have so many cockroaches beside me,] Kondo glanced aside Jiang Cheng and Yueyong thought to themselves, [Speaking of which, isn’t this civet cat in the same situation as me?

I want to use a mask to confuse this big sister of Yoshihara or something.

Although I just said that it will help me, I still feel that something is wrong.

】

【Relax!

】Jiang Cheng calmly gave Kondo a thumbs up, 【It will never hurt you!

team leader!

】

[Well, forget it, since that’s what I said…] Kondo nodded silently.

“Ah! I want that!” A Miao suddenly found something, then put away the telescope and pointed downward, “That handkerchief!

” Shi praised and said, “That handkerchief is a famous brand, it’s from Meritor~ Then, your boyfriend should aim well. The trick is to aim at the bull’s eye, and… let the bullet fly for a while.”

Also standing in a tall building Going up, Kondo, who was at least 200 meters away from the store below, immediately put away his gun and complained: “If you can fly, there will be ghosts! Don’t treat the guests attending the festival as first-class snipers!”

“This is a couple .

Special service.” Yin Shi replied disapprovingly, “The purpose is to make the distance between the lovers’ hearts and the shooting distance become one.”

“It’s too far! It’s so close, but I can’t see you!”

【 distance…?

】Yueyong glanced at Jiang Cheng beside him, 【Indeed…indeed, I have this feeling occasionally, even though it’s close at hand…]

“It’s obviously a cockroach, it’s really quick to give up.” Yin Shi dismissed it. Mouth corners.

“Then you should try to lay down that handkerchief!” Kondo retorted.

“Handkerchief?” Yin Shi was surprised, and then said with some disdain: “Who asked you to aim at that thing?”

“What?”

“Even if you hit that thing, you won’t get the prize,” said Yin, Shi picked up the binoculars and looked at the store in the distance again, “First of all, aim at the head of the shop owner, and shoot a headshot while he faints…”

“Are the products even from someone else’s store?! Kondo complained frantically, and then shouted excitedly with a cork gun, “This is not shooting at all! It’s obviously a robbery!

” ”

“I’d be more than happy to shoot your head off!”

Jiang Cheng nodded at this moment and looked at Yueyong, who lowered his head in thought, and said, “In short, the rules have been understood, then Let’s start.”

“Yeah.” Yueyong nodded lightly.

“Hey, wait, do you really want to shoot that kind of thing?” Kondo quickly persuaded, “Isn’t it possible? That’s absolutely impossible, right?”

“Look at someone else’s boyfriend,” Gintoki said. Spreading his hands, he shook his head helplessly, then picked up a cork pistol and handed it to Jiang Cheng, “Sa, remember one thing, please don’t panic when you are caught by the police, a better confession attitude is probably not. He will be sentenced to death.”

“Ah, this is not necessary,” Jiang Chengwan refused the gun handed by Yin Shi, and then pointed his umbrella at the store below, “We brought our own.”

At the same time, Yue Yong also found several kunai.

And, without the slightest hesitation, the two of them shot.

A shuttle of bullets and several rounds of Kunai shot out in an instant, but thanks to Kondo’s quicker response, Jiang Cheng and Yueyong were pushed away in an instant.

Because of this, the boss escaped.

“Hey, I said,” Jiang Cheng, who rubbed his head and got up, complained, “What are you doing? Captain? I almost got the prize just now.

” Go west!” Kondo shouted angrily, clenching his fists, “In other words, you’re just a civet cat who only likes mischief! It’s just a civet cat who only likes mischief! You should also repay a favor! No, I don’t expect repayment. Now, at least don’t make trouble for me!!”

(Tanuki: A kind of animal in Japanese legend, it likes to play pranks, and it will also turn into a human figure to repay. But whether it is a prank or a good deed, the ending will always be seen by humans.)

” I’m really rude.” Jiang Cheng said with his hands spread out, “Please call me civet cat Sangda.”

…

On the street, Jiang Chengzheng and Yueyong, who were driven away, walked slowly in front of one shop after another. After the short episode just now, it might be a normal “going to the festival” now.

“Jiang…No, civet cat…Sang.” Yueyong called tentatively.

“Huh?” Jiang Cheng responded, “What’s the matter? Miss?”

“No, nothing…”

Jiang Cheng asked, “Is it the first time you go to a temple fair like this?”

“Well.”

“Well…” Jiang Cheng stopped in his footsteps and turned to block Yueyong, “I always feel that Miss can’t let go, what’s the matter? Is it because you were nervous about visiting the temple fair with the civet cat you first saw? Or is it something else? …Actually, you want to go to the temple fair with other civet cats?”

“No, that’s just…”

“I see…” Jiang Cheng nodded lightly, then raised his head to look at the night sky full of colorful fireworks, and paused. After a while, he spoke again: “Do you know? In fact, human beings, maybe everyone has several faces, masks or something, maybe even humans themselves sometimes don’t know whether they are wearing them or not. But…”

After speaking, Jiang Cheng looked down at Yueyong, “You shouldn’t have to worry about that kind of trouble now, right? If you want to ask why, isn’t there a mask right in front of you? True or false? You don’t have to think about this kind of thing, you can just treat it as a fake.”

“What do you mean?” Yueyong asked lightly, raising her eyebrows.

“What do you mean…” Jiang Cheng put up the sleeves of his yukata, pondered for a moment, and then said with a smile, “It means that you can simply enjoy the present.”

“Huh?” He wanted to say something, but Jiang Cheng took the lead and held his hand.

“Sa, let’s go.”

“Hey, let go…” Yueyong blushed and tried to pull out her hand, but then she gave up inexplicably and let Jiang Cheng pull her away.

[This man’s hand…is…so stable…] Yueyong felt such a feeling in her heart, yes, it’s neither that Jiang Cheng’s hand is warm nor that Jiang Cheng’s hand is big, but that Jiang Cheng’s hand is purely It is very stable, and there will be no trembling compared to itself.

…

In front of the takoyaki shop, because the mask that was far away at the time was full of rejections written on Jiang Cheng, Yueyong couldn’t help but smiled softly.

In front of the drawstring lottery shop, looking at Jiang Cheng who was gnashing his teeth and trying to get the first PSO spree, Yueyong’s expression became more and more relaxed.

In front of the goldfish shop, looking at Jiang Cheng, who had dozens of goldfish in his hand, Yueyong, who only had two goldfish in his hand, showed a bit of displeasure.

In front of the candy shop, Yueyong, who had completely deducted the umbrella pattern, looked at Jiang Cheng, who had broken more than a dozen pieces of candy, but still insisted.

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In front of the assorted yaki shop, Jiang Chengzheng shoved a piece of assorted yaki into his mask without any influence, while Yueyong stared at his wallet with black lines all over his head, wishing to put Jiang Cheng smashed his head.

…

There are many, many more, one person may also be the memory of the festival for two people.

Yueyong, who was waiting alone in front of an apple candy shop holding an apple candy, heard Jiang Cheng’s call and looked back. After seeing Jiang Cheng waving at her, she responded with a smile.

“What’s wrong?” Jiang Cheng asked very casually, “It looks very happy.”

“No, it’s nothing.” Yueyong replied lightly.

“Huh? Could it be that you go to the festival with a strange man?”

“No, it’s just a simple Mr. Tanuki.”