Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 752

[Chapter 693: Atmosphere is also an additive!]

The latest website: “I see, it’s fine to be side by side.” Hiron smiled a little embarrassedly, “Sorry, it’s the first time I go to this kind of festival, so I don’t know anything except wearing a yukata.”

“Really,” Jiang Cheng curled the corners of his mouth a little unhappily, and then shook his hand, “Well, forget it, even if you don’t have common sense for this kind of thing, you can just see how others do it. In other words, it’s just a festival. , where are there so many rules? It can be regarded as shopping.”

“Look at what others do…” Sun Wheel murmured with his chin up, and then pointed to a young couple holding hands at the temple fair and asked Xiang Jiang Cheng. “So do you mean to hold hands like them?”

“Ha? What nonsense are you talking about?” Jiang Cheng exclaimed in surprise, and then showed a bit of impatience, and then said, “That kind of thing is that you haven’t been together just now. How long have young couples been doing boring things, holding hands to go to a temple fair or something, eating an apple candy or something, saying a few words of affection or something, and finally… eating a real apple or something in a hotel.

After all, this is the only time. After tasting the real apples, it is impossible to go to the temple fair together like today. Have you heard of it? Eighty percent of the couples who have visited the temple fair together. They will both break up.”

“Uncle, do you believe it or not?” The young couple stopped just now, and the boy looked at Jiang Cheng and cursed with gritted teeth.

“Who is the uncle! Brat!” Jiang Cheng gritted his teeth instantly, and shouted with white eyes, “By the way, didn’t you plan to do that? Don’t you plan to eat real apples?!”

“Hey!! The boy who looked like a gangster blushed in an instant, and argued loudly with white eyes, “No—! This is just picked up! I threw it away as garbage for a while! I definitely don’t want to eat Yoko’s real apples. What are you thinking!”

“Hey—is that so?” Jiang Cheng shrugged his shoulders indifferently, and then kicked the trash can beside him in front of the boy, “There are trash cans here, but you throw them away, come come come come what.”

“This stinky uncle…” The boy gritted his teeth with a heart-wrenching look on his face, and then he stretched out his hand tremblingly and took out the hotel coupon that was showing at the corner.

“Hurry up, your girlfriend is still looking at you.” Jiang Cheng said deliberately, “Hurry up, hurry up!”

Looking at his girlfriend who was covering her mouth in surprise, the boy finally bit the bullet. Throwing the hotel’s hospitality coupon into the trash can tremblingly.

[The plan was made two months in advance…] The boy couldn’t bear it in his heart,

[Destroyed by such a smelly uncle!

I… booked a high-end hotel!

How can it be repaired!

!

】

“Bye ~ have fun ~” Jiang Cheng smiled and waved goodbye to the two of them.

The boy was shaking with anger, but he could only pretend to smile calmly.

“Hey, you should stop in moderation.” Yueyong glanced at Jiang Cheng and said.

“What?” Jiang Cheng looked disapproving, “I just helped save the purity of an ignorant girl, I just protected the most important apple of an ignorant girl. It’s obviously a good person and a good thing.”

“No, I think you are It’s just meddling.” Yueyong replied silently, and then pointed to the young couple in the distance, “Look.”

Following Yueyong’s pointing to the ground, Jiang Cheng discovered that among the couples The girl found a reason to get away at this time, and then walked straight towards her direction.

“Yahahahah~ It seems that today’s visit to the temple fair is not without gain~” Jiang Cheng shook his head, and said with some emotion, “I’m sorry, Rilun, Yueyue, I will eat a little sweets today. Well, it’s really an unexpected harvest.”

Hearing the sound, Yue Yong’s eyes were almost contemptuous.

Jiang Cheng raised his hand naturally, waved it, and said to the girl who was walking towards him, “Don’t worry, I’m different from that boyfriend. There’s more than one ticket for the hotel.

” Is that this?” Yueyong sneered.

The girl stopped in front of Jiang Cheng at this moment, and showed a smile on her face, and then…

bent down and picked up the hotel coupon that the boy had just thrown away from the trash can.

“What’s the matter? Uncle? Bah!” The girl frowned and complained and spit aside, then turned around and instantly changed her expression, trotting towards the boy with a smile.

Looking at Jiang Cheng, who had a stiff smile on his face and was messed up in the wind alone, Yueyong let out a breath of smoke and said lightly, “Did you see that? Uncle?”

At this moment, Jiang Chengcai took a deep breath.

“Who’s the uncle! Smelly woman!”

…

“The festival or something… I really can’t underestimate it.” Sun Wheel murmured while propping his chin.

“Right? Meat-eating girls are always staring at the fragrance of boys like me…” The

Kuwu in Yueyong’s hand did not give Jiang Cheng a chance to finish his words.

Looking at Jiang Cheng, who fell to the ground with blood spurting from the back of his head, Yueyong said lightly, “Don’t worry, no one will be interested in the banana between your thighs.”

Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng lifted it tremblingly. He got up and looked at Yueyong, and replied, “Yueyue, durians like yours are very safe at the festival.”

“Who is a durian! You bastard!” Yueyong cursed with white eyes and blue veins.

“Then, you don’t have to worry about the sun.” Jiang Cheng, who got up, shook his head gently and showed an unusually pitiful look, “Although there is a saying that “the rotten banana is the best time to eat”, but Because there is a possibility of diarrhea after eating, you are also safe.

”

One portion of the fried noodles that was just fried~” Nielun smiled and threw the fried noodles just received from the store directly to Jiang Cheng’s face.

“It’s so hot!”

No, it stinks!

Jiang Cheng shouted in an instant, “Hey!

Enough is enough!

I hate seafood!

It stinks!

The nose can’t take it anymore!

nausea!

Nightmare is going to happen!

You’ll definitely have the same level of nightmare as being force-fed a banana that’s about to rot!

”

Hey, an extra serving of fried noodles~” “Hey

…

isn’t there something wrong?”

“Jiang Cheng asked with squinting eyes.

“Huh? Do you have it?” The sun wheel sitting on Jiang Cheng’s left shoulder smiled and said, “Didn’t you say that it’s OK to be side by side? Right

? On Cheng’s right shoulder is Yueyong, who has not recovered yet.

“You…you…” Yueyong blushed again, her eyes turned into mosquito coils and kept spinning, faint smoke rose slowly from her head, “Don’t touch my butt with your shoulders. ”

It’s the other way around! It’s the exact opposite!” Jiang Cheng immediately complained with white eyes, “You shouldn’t touch my shoulder with your butt, right? You jumped up again! What am I? I didn’t do it either!”

“Alright, alright.” The sun wheel, who got off Jiang Cheng at some point, sighed softly in his wheelchair with the tea he got from somewhere.

“You are so tall!” Jiang Chengbai, who was strangled by Yueyong’s neck, shouted, “I’m about to die here! I can’t breathe! How did you get down? Normal people are more flexible!”

Somehow, Yueyong changed his posture at this time, riding on Jiang Cheng’s neck and pinching Jiang Cheng’s neck.

“Hey, give me enough time!” Jiang Cheng raised his head, gritted his teeth and whispered bitterly, “I said that you jumped up on your own! In other words… don’t pull your hair! Ponytail… No! Absolutely not. At

this time, Yueyong, who was holding Jiang Cheng’s neck with one hand and Jiang Cheng’s hair with the other hand, was suddenly stunned when his eyes met.

After that, “smoke” slowly rose from Yueyong’s head again.

…

Ignoring Jiang Cheng, whose head was smashed into the iron plate of fried noodles, and his legs were still twitching from time to time, Yueyong spat lightly with a blushing face.

“Disgusting man.”

“Hey!!” Jiang Cheng, who was frying noodles above his head, retorted with white eyes and blue veins in an instant, “Who is a disgusting man! Did I do something disgusting?! It’s you who is disgusting! You even wear underwear in a yukata. No…”

Bang!

Boom!

Clang!

Puchi!

thump!

After such an onomatopoeia effect, a translucent shadow slowly appeared on Jiang Cheng’s body and slowly rose into the air.

“Ala, Yueyue…” Sun Lun covered his mouth and said in surprise, “I didn’t expect you to be so bold…”

“It’s all Sun Lun who said it!” Yue Yong blushed and defended loudly, “It’s all Sun You said that you should wear a serious yukata on this occasion! I just listened to what you said!”

(Yukata: Under normal circumstances, you don’t need to wear underwear in a yukata.)

“No, I said serious…” Hirona smiled He explained, “Just don’t wear that kind of slit, otherwise you will end up wearing a yukata into a cheongsam.”

“Then make it clearer!”

“I thought Yueyue’s words, I

must understand…”

“Enough! I’ll go back and change my clothes!” With that, Yueyong turned around and left with a blushing face.

Jiang Cheng, who had returned from Jiewang Xing, patted the dust on his body and sat up, looking at Yueyong who had gone away thoughtfully.

“Jiang Chengsang, actually Yueyue is similar to me,” Ri Lun squinted his eyes and smiled, and at the same time reached out and turned his wheelchair to slowly walk forward, “I have never visited this kind of place seriously. It’s

a temple fair.”

“Really?” Jiang Cheng said casually, while slowly following the sun wheel, “Didn’t we come to the festival together before?”

“But that time, for some reasons. It seems that I just watched a half-assisted robot show or something?” Sun Wheel smiled and replied, “I have no experience with other temple fair projects at all?”

“It’s enough to enjoy the atmosphere with some things, right?” Jiang Cheng said indifferently, with a look of disapproval, “Anyway, all temple fairs are the same, catching a goldfish or something, eating a mixed roast, fried noodles, octopus, etc. Burning… Finally, watching a fireworks show or something is just piecing together some extremely common things.”

“Maybe so,” Sun Wheel smiled, and then raised his head to look at the fireworks blooming in the sky, ” But didn’t Jiang Cheng-sang also say it? The atmosphere is always different. Unlike the takoyaki you usually buy on the street, the takoyaki at the temple fair has a special flavor.

” I…” Said, Jiang Cheng once again showed a very serious expression, “I won’t give you my Bana…”

“Freshly baked assorted yaki~!” Hit Jiang Cheng’s face to stop Jiang Cheng’s hooligan remarks.

“Hahahahahahaha…” Jiang Cheng, who caught Shijinyao with his mouth, chewed it in a big mouth, and then swallowed it in one breath.

“I don’t have the usual smell…” Jiang Cheng murmured, then stopped in front of a stall selling all kinds of masks.

…

After changing her clothes, or in other words filling two pieces of clothes, Yueyong returned to the temple fair venue again. It is worth mentioning that the crimson on Yueyong’s face did not completely retreat.

Yueyong, who did not find the silhouettes of Sun Lun and Jiang Cheng in the crowd, frowned slightly, then turned to look for another place.

But at this moment, a man (Jiang Cheng) wearing a civet cat mask stood in front of Yueyong.

“Durian… No, no, miss,” Jiang Cheng cleared his throat and said, “Would you like to go to the temple fair alone? If you don’t mind, would you like to join us?”

Looking at the man in front of her, Yueyong was stunned, and then turned away slightly. He turned his face and replied in a low voice, “Well…but…you can.”

…

At this time, although the situation was different, the orangutan wearing a cockroach mask like Jiang Cheng was happily following A Miao’s side.

[…Whether he is a cockroach or something, I recognize it!

】

But at this moment, the voice of a rotten fish can stopped A Miao and the cockroach masked man.

“Guest, do you want to come and play?” The natural scroll sitting in front of a certain table greeted him, but then he reacted, “Ah, ah? Who am I supposed to be, it’s actually A Miao. ”

Yin Sang…” A Miao who stopped, looked at Yin Shi sitting at the table, surprised.

【Why is this guy here!

】 Kondo was startled.

“What are you doing here?” A Miao asked.

“Yeah, we also want to take advantage of the festival to make some money.” Ginshi said while shaking his fan, “What are you doing, are you walking with a cockroach?”

“You, you are too rude Right!” Kondo said dissatisfied, and then pointed his thumb to himself, “I’m not a cockroach! It’s a Kamen Cockroach Rider!”

Looking at Kondo in the pose of an old Showa hooligan, Ginto casually continued, “The roach captain of the cockroach. Isn’t that the cockroach?”

“No! It’s the captain of the cockroach!”

”

So it’s not a cockroach?”

He frowned and said, “He’s helping me find Kagura-chan, who got lost. He’s a very kind cockroach.”

“In the end, he’s still a cockroach.” Ginshi replied casually, and then stared at Dead

Fisheye

continued, “If Kagura is concerned, he just picked up Xin Baji’s purse and is chasing him all over the street. It is estimated that he will be caught sooner or later.”

Well, then I can wait here to see her.”

As she said that, A Miao looked at Kondo next to him, smiled and thanked: “Captain cockroach, thanks to your help, it has been solved.”

At this time, Kondo Henhen, who was lying on the huge sticky board that she didn’t know where she got it from. She said: “I’m so careless!! I didn’t expect there would be cockroach stickers in such a place!”

Looking at Kondo struggling on the sticky board, A Miao hurriedly shouted: “Captain Cockroach—!!”