Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 751
[Chapter 692:]
The latest website: Yueyong curled the corners of his lips in disdain and continued: “Then, which one would you choose, the general who is walking on the street in briefs and the perverted Quanguo wearing briefs?”
“I choose to call the police.” Jiang Cheng replied silently.
“No matter how you look at it, you will choose the latter one, right?” Yue Yong frowned and replied, “Although more exposed, the identity of the general has not been exposed, and the face has not been lost.”
“No, compared to the face or something. , I think I’ve lost something more important, the basics of being a human being…”
Yueyong murmured while holding her chin, “That kind of thing shouldn’t matter compared to the general’s face, right?”
“I think , the face is the least worth mentioning thing,” Jiang Cheng waved his hand and continued casually, “The guy who is obsessed with that kind of thing is the most pathetic creature.”
Yueyong replied casually: “So you Have you
just turned into a squatted trash at home?”
“Ahahaha, Yueyue, are you making fun of me?” Jiang Cheng smiled indifferently, and then showed a serious expression on his face, clenched his fists and shouted. : “It is said that squatting at home is a derogatory term, but I have never accepted it! If I had to say it, squatting at home, office worker, and nit are all words of the same level!!”
“There is only one word in the world .
You think so alone.” Yueyong frowned and complained, then took a sip of his cigarette again, and then changed the topic: “But then again, that General has the heart to come out and play at such a moment.”
“What time?” Jiang Cheng asked without looking back.
“The current shogunate is not the previous shogunate,” Yue Yong replied softly, “even in Yoshihara, you can get some general trends of the shogunate from the mouths of those high-ranking shogunate officials who came. The current shogunate…but not at all. Not calm, General… Probably has become a puppet in the true sense.
His power has become the bottom of the shogunate. I heard that the One Bridge faction has also experienced something, and its strength has also been reduced to a freezing point. I heard that the young master of the previously glorious One Bridge faction, I have a black face all day now.
The intricate forms, the various alliances of intrigue, the subordinates who are eager to move, the flattery and perfunctory that hides the knife in the smile, the calm on the surface but the trigger, the generals and so on… It’s really not easy.
Jiang Cheng smiled casually: ”
Yueyue when did you become interested in these things?”
”
“Just hearsay.
”
Is that so…” After saying this casually,
Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of something again, and smiled: “Speaking of which, Yueyue, you are also the leader of Baihua, do you have any experience as a leader? For example…you must always keep high and cold, and you can’t be caught as weak or something. Yes, and… Even if you do anything you can to achieve your goals or something, right?”
“Are you an idiot?” Yueyong glanced at Jiang Cheng strangely, “How could there be such a thing now, and After all, Baihua is just a self-defense force to protect Yoshihara, and everyone gathers together all day just for Yoshihara.”
“Ah, that’s it.”
“Then, now…” After saying that, Yueyong looked aside. Miss Baihua, who were staring at Jiang Cheng with loving eyes through the crack of the door, “It’s just a group of nympho whose eyes are covered by an idiot’s appearance, if it wasn’t for the lack of manpower, I would I
want to retrain with a new group of players.”
“Hahaha, I really like them.” Jiang Cheng squinted his eyes and smiled naively, “Sure enough, girls should be naive and lively.”
“Jiang Cheng Sama said he likes me!”
“No, it’s obviously me!”
“Get out of the way! I have the biggest chest, so it must be me!”
“Do you think others can’t see it after so much padding?!”
Listen There was a loud noise from outside the door, Jiang Cheng slowly got up and stretched, and then shouted with a smile: “Then for the first time, Baihua’s bust… physical examination, start now! Don’t crowd, line up one by one. Come in, close the door when you come in, do you understand?!”
“Hi!!” ×n
looked at Jiang Cheng, who had put on a white coat and pretended to hold a case table, and Bai Bai, who was scrambling to be the first. Miss Hua, Yueyong shook her head slightly helplessly, and then…
ignoring Jiang Cheng, who was covered in kunai and couldn’t get up again, holding his cigarette pipe and turning away from Jiang Cheng’s Room.
Before going out, Yueyong turned her head and glanced at the group of Baihua sisters who were crowding around Jiang Cheng, and whispered to herself with some uncertainty: “If you insist…maybe you only need one member of the staff. A core that will not be easily overthrown, right?”
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One night, Yoshihara.
Jiang Cheng rarely stayed at home, but sat in the dumpling shop on the street, chatting with Rilun and Yueyong.
“Huh? It’s a festival again?” Jiang Cheng said in surprise, then waved his hand disdainfully, “I’m not interested, the smell of takoyaki all over the street makes me feel sick. I don’t want to stay for a minute.”
“Said That’s right, but there are many other fun things besides takoyaki.” Hiran smiled and raised an index finger, “Like… er… like…”
“It doesn’t matter if you don’t know that kind of thing, Jiang Cheng replied indifferently, “It’s just a matter of changing the kimono into a yukata and strolling on the street. No, wait, it’s really convenient in this sense. After all, it’s very troublesome to take off the kimono. As for the yukata, you only need one, on the bed or something.”
“Are you only thinking about that kind of thing?” Yue Yong showed an unusually contemptuous look in her eyes.
“However…if you reach the peak at once, I always feel that something is missing.” Jiang Cheng murmured while holding his chin, “In this sense, kimono is better, at least I enjoy the ability to overcome obstacles in the process. Happy or something. But…the kimono is a bit of a hindrance, so I think yukata is better. It’s really hard to choose.”
“It’s not good to say that there are too many obstacles, right?” The sun wheel with a note asked with a smile.
“Hmm.” Jiang Cheng nodded.
“Why do you listen to an idiot so seriously about this kind of thing?” Yue Yong complained angrily, “By the way, why did you remember the sun wheel!”
“No, I just want to give some suggestions for improving the service of Yoshihara’s store.” Hiron explained with a smile, “Jiang Cheng-sang, who has experienced many battles, will definitely be able to make useful suggestions.
” Well, that’s right.” Jiang Cheng hugged his hand and nodded, “Don’t underestimate me, Yueyue, you must know that when I travel, most of my accommodation is in various shops. ”
Really?” Yueyong took out his kunai, looked down at Jiang Cheng coldly, and said, “Then, I’ll charge you some interest for the women you owe. Are you ready? Scumbag?”
“Why do you know…” Jiang Cheng blurted out subconsciously, but then quickly changed his words: “No, wait! I’ve never done that kind of thing before! ” ” Wash
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The laughter of lovers and the shouts of stall owners on the roadside.
Jiang Cheng, who was holding the sun wheel in the yukata in a princess hug, squinted his eyes and asked, “I said… is there something wrong?”
“What’s wrong?” Sun wheel asked with a smile.
“No, it’s for you who have been living underground to enjoy the festival. Although everyone changed into yukatas, and it’s true that they came to the festival, but…why is this form? Why should I hold you?”
” Isn’t it because you two broke my wheel when you were making a fuss?” Sun Wheel smiled and raised an index finger and continued.
Hearing the sound, Yueyong, who was also wearing a serious yukata, turned her face away silently.
“So it has nothing to do with me, right?” Jiang Cheng continued with squinting eyes, “It’s all the woman’s fault, right? It has nothing to do with me, right? Why is it me who is at fault? Why does the protagonist hold such a An elderly woman is visiting the festival…”
“Ara~ the takoyaki at the festival is really different from what I usually eat~” Hirin held up the takoyaki and said with a smile, “How is it? Is it delicious? Jiang Cheng-sang?”
“Bah!!” Jiang Cheng hurriedly turned his head and spit out the takoyaki that was stuffed in his mouth, “Hey! Give me enough time! Eating this kind of thing is the same as holding such an oiran. But in my eyes, it’s just as annoying as an old and unattractive Baba!”
“I’ll also have a live octopus~” Hirona smiled and said to the shop owner, and then he stuffed the live octopus he got into the store. into Jiang Cheng’s mouth.
“Bah bah bah! Believe it or not! Baba!”
“Ah!” Sun Lun suddenly made such a sound, and then quickly covered his mouth, blushing and whispering: “Jiang Chengsang, the street It’s just like this… so… it’s really bold…”
“Hey, where are you touching?” Yue Yong’s eyes turned cold.
“Idiot?! Do you believe what this woman says?!” Jiang Cheng frowned, “I have no interest in this old woman!
” With a sound, he turned his face away, and apologized in a low voice: “I’m sorry, I’ll be patient… But don’t be too bold, after all, there are so many people…”
Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng’s forehead became one after another. The ground jumped out, gritted his teeth, and reminded in a low voice: “Hey, you give me enough time, stinky old woman, I told you…”
“Yeah~! There!”
“Hey-!!”
…
“Really, how can anyone visit the festival like this?” Jiang Cheng pouted in disdain as he walked, “No matter how you look at it, it’s weird, right? Passers-by think it’s weird, and they all look at us with weird eyes. ”
Alala~” Sun Lun covered his face and smiled, “I thought Jiang Chengsang wouldn’t care about this kind of thing, such as other people’s strange eyes or something.
” I don’t mind.” Jiang Cheng replied casually, and then showed a serious expression on his face, “I just think it would be bad if people thought I had some weird XP or something.”
“Yeah~! Jiang Chengsang You are really~~!!” Sun Lun shouted while covering his face like this, “It’s impossible to say it!”
“Hey! You are a guy!!” Jiang Cheng shouted frantically, “Hey! Yue! Moon! It’s your turn! Switch! Switch!”
“That’s true,” Sun Wheel nodded and said, “It’s indeed time, so let’s switch month and month.”
“Ah, I don’t care.” Moon Yong said casually, with a look of indifference.
Hearing the sound, Sun Wheel smiled and raised an index finger: “Then…”
…
Two minutes later, Sun Wheel was sitting in a wheelchair that I didn’t know where I got it, and looked at Sun Wheel in the posture of a princess hugging in front of her. Yueyong’s Jiang Cheng smiled and said, “Well, the replacement has been completed.”
“What kind of conversion is this!!!” …No, wait, where did you get the wheelchair! If you have that kind of wheelchair, take it out as soon as possible!”
“Hey, you bastard, touch…” Yueyong, who finally came to her senses, blushed in an instant. Completely, the eyes also turned into mosquito coil-like soldiers and kept spinning.
Then he struggled, “Where did you put your hand! Satyr! Go to hell! Go to die!!”
“It has nothing to do with me!” Jiang Cheng retorted angrily, “After all, I didn’t touch it anywhere .
, and it seems that you jumped on it yourself! Give me enough time, stinky woman!”
“Did I make a mistake?” Sun Wheel asked with a smile, and then raised an index finger again, “Then this time it will be replaced by…”
…
Three minutes later, Jiang Cheng, who was in a wheelchair, squinted at Doudou Looking at Yueyong in her arms, and at the sun wheel standing on crutches, she frantically complained: “No way!! Why is this so! By the way, can you stand up? You could have stood up originally. ?! Hey-!!”
“Let me go! Let me go! You bastard!!” Yueyong blushed again and frantically rubbed Jiang Cheng’s head.
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“No, you just let me go! Let go of my neck, stinky woman!!”
“Could it be that I made a mistake again?” Sun Wheel asked with a smile, and then stood up again A forefinger, “Then this time…”
Three minutes later, looking at Jiang Cheng who was being held up by Princess Yueyong, Sun Lun clapped his hands lightly and said, “Yo Xi, it’s ok in this way, No one has any opinion, that’s it.”
“Is that so?!!!” Jiang Cheng and Yueyong exclaimed with white eyes at the same time.
“No, I think the two of you may just want this, so I’ll satisfy the two of you.”
“That’s not it!!!” Jiang Cheng frantically complained, then jumped down first, “Ordinary side by side. Just go! No need to hug at all! No one needs to be hugged!”
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