Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 75

[Chapter 70: Explosion does not need a principle!]

“You actually said that the uncle of the factory manager is a pornographic element! What a joke!” Ginto stood up instantly and retorted, “Uncle, he is the benefactor who took me in!” (The Japanese pronunciation of horror and pornography are similar.)

“Although I don’t understand what you’re talking about, porn? Molecular?” Yamazaki didn’t know why. “Speaking of which, boss, what’s wrong with you?”

“I can’t accept myself as a fool in the past, and I’m determined to make it all over again…”

“Boss, you…” After being silent for a while, Yamazaki finally continued, “That’s right, although I feel a little pity, but at first glance you really looked like a dick, even the director and captain Okita were inferior to you…”

At this moment, a voice came from behind the three of them, “Hey, you three, it’s time to start working.”

“I can’t say any more, then I’ll say goodbye,” Yamazaki said and dragged Jiang Cheng, who was burying his head in the lunch box and picking vegetables from the lunch box from time to time, “I also took this guy, after all, he It’s too dangerous to stay here, there might be no weapons of mass destruction, because this guy, maybe…”

Suddenly, Yamazaki stopped and heard a somewhat familiar voice behind him.

“Sakata-san, can you help me, just we, how about you?”

Kondo was also wearing a work uniform and handed a just we to Gintoki at the same time.

“So,” Yinshi took the just we and looked at it in his hand, then said, “It would be better if you make it look a little happier, Gorilla Sang.”

“Hondan, what are you doing here!” Yamazaki punched Kondo with a fistful of blue veins.

“Gorilla-san!” Ginto shouted at the same time, rushing towards Kondo, who fell to the ground, and helped him up, “Gorilla-san. Please cheer up!”

“Mosimoxi, I found an idiot, hey, I’ll take him back now.” Yamazaki said while dialing the phone.

“Jimmy, what are you doing?!” Gintoki turned his head and complained to Kondo.

“Gorilla-san has amnesia like me! His nerves are very thin, if he doesn’t coax him properly, he will immediately go offline!” Yin Shi shouted.

“Amnesia?!” Yamazaki was obviously a little confused, “You’re not, Director! You’re already such an idiot, and you still play with such troublesome things as amnesia! Do you want to be more idiot?!”

“Jimmy, you’re going too far,” Gintoki retorted. “Even if you’re an idiot, an idiot has the troubles of an idiot.”

“Stop talking, I’ve had enough, you guys are really going to cause trouble for people!” Saying that, Yamazaki walked towards Kondo, “Anyway, Director, come back with me.”

“Stop it!” Kondo turned his head with a few just we in his arms and retorted while sobbing, “I am determined to become the number one just we expert in Edo! I have made an agreement with the factory manager! No matter what is good, I will definitely To get a first to show him!”

“Hey, all three of you, calm down!” Finally, after a long thought, Jiang Cheng spoke, pointed at Yamazaki with his ak and continued, “Is this guy deliberately pretending to be our acquaintance and wanting to attack us? Fraud? Kidnapping an amnesiac gorilla into a circus or something?”

“How is that possible!” Yamazaki retorted.

“No, this possibility is very high, Jiang Cheng-sang…” I don’t know when, Kondo had come to Jiang Cheng’s back, and carefully hid behind Jiang Cheng’s, “Hey, who the hell are you kid?! Purpose What exactly is it?!”

“So didn’t you say it? I was sent by the Shinsengumi to go undercover!” Yamazaki shouted.

“Don’t move!” Jiang Cheng pushed Yamazaki into the corner with his ak, “Hold your head in both hands and turn your back!”

After finishing speaking, Jiang Cheng winked at Kondo, and Kondo walked over knowingly and groped around on Yamazaki’s clothes. In the end, he just found a mobile phone.

“It’s just a cell phone, there’s no evidence to prove your identity!” Jiang Cheng sneered and pointed ak at Yamazaki again, “Hey, what is your purpose?! Do you want to sell the gorilla to the circus or to sell it? To Madagascar?!”

“That’s right! What is your purpose?!” Kondo also pointed at Yamazaki with his ak, “Is that the mother orangutan who sent me to take me back and do [beep-]?! Did you bring the photo?! ”

“Enough! I really don’t want to complain any more! And even if you reach the end of the world, there will be no female orangutans looking for you to cooperate. You should die, please!” Yamazaki shouted at the wall.

After listening, Kondo fell down clutching his chest, as if he had been hit hard.

“Gorilla!” Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi shouted at the same time.

Gintoki came over quickly, lifted Kondo up and glanced at it, and shook his head at the same time.

“The end of the world…” Kondo murmured, rolling his eyes.

“You bum! What did you do to the orangutan?!” Jiang Cheng cursed angrily.

“I didn’t do anything! I don’t know anything! Why did the gorilla’s heart become thinner than a small piece of grass after amnesia?! Please someone tell me!” Yamazaki turned his head and shouted.

“So didn’t you say it? If you don’t coax him properly, you will be disconnected immediately. Do you take what others say as a deaf ear?!” Yin Shi replied.

“Who knows it’s true! This guy is notoriously thick-skinned! Every day in front of a stalker like he’s in love! A perverted stalker who has been beaten countless times and doesn’t change!” Yamazaki once again retorted.

“Even if you say so…” Yin Shi just wanted to refute, but suddenly saw that Jiang Cheng’s state was not right, Jiang Cheng covered his head with one hand and held AK with the other hand, “Hey! What’s wrong with you?!”

“Ah…” Jiang Cheng shook his head, “I can’t tell, but I always feel that this feeling is very familiar, this feeling of pointing an ak at a person… Did I just do this job before?”

“This kind of work is that kind of work?! Robbers?!” Yamazaki frantically complained.

“Well, in fact, I also have a sense of familiarity. When we searched, maybe the two of us were partners before?” Kondo didn’t know when he came over and analyzed it.

“Huh? Your partner!” Yamazaki was going to be furious. “You’re a policeman! Chief of police! Not that kind of robber! You’re catching robbers!”

“Souga, I understand…” After saying that, Kondo took out his ak again and pointed at Yamazaki, “Hey, admit it! Admit that you are a robber!”

“Hey! Your head is really sick! I’ve only mentioned the more idiot setting after the idiot’s amnesia, but you’re acting too fast!” Yamazaki replied.

But at this time, Jiang Cheng, Kondo and Gintoki were sitting on the ground and discussing something in a low voice.

“Hey, how do you deal with this virginity?” Jiang Cheng asked in a low voice, while stroking his neck with his hand, “Would you like to…”

“No, I don’t think it’s good.” Yinshi shook his head decisively.

“I think so, after all, it’s just a virginity…” Kondo said.

“Raise your hands to vote, one: hang the sign [I am a virginity robber who has no sense of existence in my life] around my neck; two: put [I am a virginity robber who has no sense of existence in my life] on the chrysanthemum, The one who chooses one raises his left hand, and the one who chooses two raises his right hand!” Jiang Cheng suggested.

“Agree in advance, don’t peek at other people’s answers!” Kondo said with a smirk.

“Then turn around and look at no one,” Yinshi suggested.

“Yo Xi, that’s it.” Jiang Cheng turned around first, and the other two did the same, “One or two!”

“Hey! What are you deciding on your own?” Yamazaki finally couldn’t bear it anymore, and turned around and kicked the three of them with one kick.

Coincidentally, Kondo, who flew out, just hit the just we just put on the ground, so…

boom!

!

!

“Gorilla Sang!” Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi shouted at the same time.

“So didn’t you say it?!” Gintoki got up and grabbed Yamazaki’s collar, “That guy’s nerves are very slender!”

“No, I don’t think this is the case,” Jiang Cheng retorted. “It might be because the weather was too hot, so it exploded.”

“No, I don’t think so, it’s already December!” Yinshi retorted.

“That’s true,” Jiang Cheng murmured. “Maybe it’s because the weather is too cold. I’m not good at physics and chemistry. Maybe there are substances that can explode when the weather is too cold.”

“I don’t know much about this either…” Yin Shi replied, pinching his chin, “but the explosion may not need a rationale! It’s like the temper of a menopausal mother.

“It makes sense…” Jiang Cheng fell into thought again.

“Obviously not!” Yamazaki shouted, “Obviously just we exploded! Obviously it was a bomb!”

“That’s it, UU reading www.sonicmtl.com” Jiang Cheng nodded, “As expected, just we is an incomplete body, just AK is a complete body.”

“It’s a head! Isn’t it the same danger?!” Yamazaki frantically complained, “It’s already confirmed that this is the terrorist’s lair, don’t talk about this, let’s run away! Before they come…”

As soon as Yamazaki finished speaking, he heard the voice of the factory manager coming from behind.

“So that’s the case, you are the lackey of the shogunate!” The factory manager led a group of employees out, looking at Jiang Cheng and others with a bad expression.

“Enough!” Yin Shi shouted at the factory manager, “Isn’t it because the shogunate was laid off by the shogunate! You can’t do this!”

“It’s useless to talk too much. Now that you know it, it’s impossible for you to leave here alive!” The factory manager hummed and waved his hand.

A group of factory workers understood in an instant, and rushed over to Jiang Cheng and others.

“Run!” Yamazaki shouted.

“What are you running!” Jiang Cheng spat in disdain, and at the same time raised the AK in his hand and shot at the rushing people. The bullet hit the feet of those people and instantly forced them all to stop.

“Hey, all stand facing the wall and put your head in your hands!” Jiang Cheng shouted.

“Hey?! Hey?!!” Yamazaki was really convinced.

“What a joke!” the factory manager shouted, and at the same time he took out a few just we and threw them at Jiang Cheng.

For the following pictures, please automatically refer to the shooting game that comes with Xiaobawang that you played when you were a child.

[The factory manager throws out a just we.

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[Jiang Cheng successfully shoots, plus ten points.

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