Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 748

[Chapter 689 : It’s worth being proud to be written into textbooks!]

Looking at the weather sister’s figure that was smashed into several pieces, Yin Shi blinked and said tentatively: “That… what is that?”

“Trash?” Jiang Cheng replied casually.

Xiaoyu shook his head: “No, it seems to be the figure of the anchor of Yuye.”

“Ah… well, although this boss is a bit of a jerk, but his interest is not bad.” Yin Shi forced the corners of his mouth.

“What kind of interest is it?” Jiang Cheng showed a strange expression on his face, pouted the corners of his mouth and continued: “It’s obviously a very strange interest, right?”

“You know what the anchor of Yuye is!” Yin Shi shouted angrily.

“No, Oupai is too small, with the same face, personality…very bad, and it’s still a second-hand product.” Jiang Cheng replied as a matter of course, “No matter how you look at this kind of woman, you are an idiot.” “Jiang

Cheng Lord Cheng, please don’t forget that Lord Yinshi is an idiot.” Xiaoyu answered in a timely manner.

Jiang Cheng smiled and apologized: “Sorry, Yin Shi, I almost forgot this precondition. I apologize to you.”

“I killed you two, believe it or not?!” Then he said to Xiaoyu: “Enough is enough, let’s continue with the state just now! Hurry up!”

“Okay.” Xiaoyu nodded, and then shouted to the window in front of him: “Is the next one here?”

“That…” A girl wearing some kind of women’s religious outfit sat down in front of the window and spoke directly and slowly: “Actually, I married the earth from a distant universe, but my husband is a bastard. , I don’t work well, and I don’t have any source of income at home. I’m stingy, suspicious, smelly feet and feces.”

“Hey,” Yin Shi asked Jiang Cheng, who was pulling aside, in a low voice, “Isn’t this just now? Is that bastard boss? It’s definitely the bastard boss, right?”

“Ah?” Jiang Cheng was puzzled, and then replied: “No no no, Yin Shi, that bastard boss just now, and this one is a bastard bitch, it’s different. of.”

“As a result, I was really angry last time and scribbled on his face while he was asleep,” the female believer continued, “and the mop suddenly flew over.”

“Is this the mop just now?” Yin Shi pointed at the small window and said to Jiang Cheng, “Sure enough, that bastard boss just now was a bastard bitch, right?”

“Calm down, Yin Shi.” Jiang Cheng comforted, “You know that someone may suddenly fly over. The mop is gone, and there are kunai that often fly over suddenly in my house, and they are basically the same.”

“You are the same size! Only your family has kunai that suddenly flew over!

” The believer continued: “In the end, after I broke the mop, half of the pole was inserted into the figure, and the other half was inserted into the bastard.”

Yin Shi asked Xiang Jiangcheng in a low voice: “Hey? Are you okay? You bastard. Bitch, is he okay?”

“But he didn’t find out, he has been sleeping, so let him go.”

“No, this shouldn’t be eternal sleep, right?” Yin Shi pointed at the window and continued to Jiang Cheng.

“Calm down, at this time…” Jiang Cheng folded his hands and closed his eyes, “Amen.”

Yin Shi said, “Although it is suitable for this kind of time,

is there something wrong with it?”

“Mechanical Madam Niang, can my sins be forgiven?” The female believer asked with folded hands.

Xiaoyu turned around and asked, “Is this a murder?”

“No, it’s not!” Yin Shi narrowed his eyes slightly, and replied with a serious expression: “This is just kicking Baba on the ground to the side of the road, so Once

you come to Edo, the streets can be a little cleaner and tidy.”

Xiaoyu closed her eyes again and folded her hands: “God is very pleased, and will bless you.”

“Really?” The female believer asked. There was a hint of joy in his voice, “He’s still stuck in a mop, is that okay?”

“It’s alright, it’s alright, just let it stick, this is what he is carrying…” Yin Shi raised his eyebrows and said indifferently, but the next moment he suddenly noticed the half mop stuck in his crotch, with an expression on his face. Suddenly it froze, “…the cross.”

“Ah, that’s great, Amen.” With that, the female believer left the seat and left the confession room with a relaxed and happy mood.

At this time, Jiang Cheng suddenly noticed something, looked at Yin Shi with a dark face and asked, “Hey, what’s wrong with you? Are you okay?”

“Ah? What?” He has secretly pulled out the mop and hid it behind him Yin Shi, in a cold sweat, asked, “It’s okay, I’m totally fine.”

“Hey? Is chrysanthemum okay?” Jiang Cheng then asked.

“It’s alright! It’s been very smooth this morning! Hemorrhoids and constipation don’t exist!”

“Really?” ”

Huh? Mop!” Gintoki was startled.

“Master Yinshi,” Xiaoyu said at this time, “I found out that you were inserted when I saw you today. I’m still thinking about whether I should complain, because it has been inserted deeply.”

“Hey? That’s it .

Is it?” Yin Shi asked with dodging eyes, cold sweat pouring down his face.

“But because Lord Jiang Cheng, who also found out, didn’t complain, so I didn’t complain either.”

“Mmmm.” Jiang Cheng nodded.

“Ahaha, shouldn’t this be what you’re talking about?” Yin Shi took out the half of the mop that was hidden behind him with a haha, and explained with a smile: “This is that, not inserted, It came out of the chrysanthemum.”

Saying that, Yin Shi touched the back of his head again and hit haha: “I accidentally ate it as fried noodles yesterday, ahahaha…”

“So that’s how it is.” Xiaoyu nodded in understanding.

“Yeah! Don’t misunderstand you two!” Yin Shi nodded quickly, and then reminded very solemnly: “I said you two, this is not the mop that appeared in the confession just now, it has nothing to do with that one. It’s

a relationship!”

“Of course I know that kind of thing.” Xiaoyu replied.

“Why are you panicking?” Jiang Cheng half-squinted his eyes with disdain.

“It’s up to you! No Road Race!” Yin Shibai shouted with white eyes, and then comforted himself in his heart: [Yes, it doesn’t matter!

Everyone loves Yukino anchors!

The same goes for the mop, everyone will accidentally insert it into the chrysanthemum once or twice!

There must be times when this idiot will be inserted into such a place by Kunai!

So it is absolutely impossible to be the two of them. Although the chin does give people a feeling of deja vu, human chins are similar except for Inoki!

It’s fine!

My host Yuno is sure to be safe and sound!

My chrysanthemum is definitely safe and sound!

I think too much!

Definitely think more!

】

Just after comforting himself in his heart, Ginshi suddenly heard Kagura’s voice coming from the alley behind him.

“Hey? Haven’t found my uncle yet, Aru? Yueyue?”

Kagura, who was holding the believer’s clothes just taken off in his hand, asked Yueyong, who had just met him.

“Ah,” Yueyong nodded lightly in response, and then replied lightly, “But…the permission to shoot has just been obtained in the confession room, and it is allowed to shoot directly when I see it.”

[Guo…It really is you ?

!

Moon Moon–!

!

】Jiang Cheng clenched his fist and thought in his heart, 【What is the permission to shoot!

What the hell are you doing here in the confessional?

】

“Hello.” Yin Shi patted Jiang Cheng on the shoulder, then grabbed Jiang Cheng’s clothes and threw Jiang Cheng out with all his strength.

“You bastard!” Jiang Cheng in the air scolded angrily, and then… it was gone.

Hearing the whizzing sound of Kuwu breaking the air and Jiang Cheng’s screams, and the last rustling sound that was suspected of dragging a corpse, Yinshi folded his hands and said silently…

“Amen.”

[Very good, this way, there is nothing to do with it. Well, forget what happened just now, change your mood and continue to make money is the right way!

With so many guests coming in such a short time, it’s really easy to earn so much, hee hee, lucky luck!

】

Before he finished, Yin Shi suddenly found the hairy chin of the next guest… It was a little too familiar

… The

next day, in the morning.

Yoshihara.

Pumbaa!

!

“I told you, why did you smash all my games!” Jiang Cheng, who was on the dining table, smashed the dining table heavily, and shouted angrily, “Give me a little more! Smelly woman! Those old ones are already gone. I’ve only played the first chapter of the new one! Have you ever thought about the game?!”

“Are you still in the mood for the game?” Qingta on the side twitched and complained.

“Don’t underestimate the game too much! Stupid brat!” Jiang Cheng spit out, then folded his arms, closed his eyes and snorted softly, “Then let’s just use a woman as a metaphor for the game, yesterday’s Zhang Game is like a woman, so just playing the first chapter is equivalent to just finishing the foreplay, and then it’s the real topic! The fun is all in the back! But that’s what you are saying, a brat like you I don’t understand.”

Sun Lun squinted and smiled and said, “That is to say, each game is a completely different woman.”

“Yes, yes,” Jiang Cheng nodded, and then took care of himself Then he said: “You must know that the GC of each game is different, the requirements for reaching the GC plot are also different, and the time of the GC plot in the game is also different. This is also similar to women.”

He smiled and praised. : “You’re really a scumbag who looks like your face, Jiang Chengsang. According to your words, you can just throw away the games (women) that you are tired of playing?”

“What nonsense are you talking about?” Jiang Cheng was surprised. , and then waved his hand, “No, I usually take the games that I’m tired of playing to the second-hand store for recycling.”

Qingta twitched the corners of her mouth and said, “I always feel…it’s very pitiful. If I get tired of playing, I have to sell it to Yoshihara or something.”

“Yoshihara? What are you talking about? Is Yoshihara a shop that recycles second-hand games?” Jiang Cheng I was puzzled, but I suddenly reacted, and with a flash of inspiration, I raised an index finger and said, “Oh! That’s right! It turns out that both Sun Lun and Yueyue think they are second-hand…”

Swish!

puff!

呲——Looking

at Jiang Cheng, who was lying on the table still spitting blood, several black lines slowly appeared on Harita’s forehead, but before she had time to complain, she was suddenly attracted by a news on the TV.

“Please look at today’s headlines. His Highness, the Great General Tokugawa Shigeru, disappeared yesterday and his whereabouts are unknown. There has been a private visit by His Royal Highness Shigeru in the past, and the senior officials of the Matsudaira Katakurihu Police Department who assisted in this matter still deny him. Everything related to this case. He insisted that it was all committed by the suspect Gintoki Sakata, who was detained for obstructing the execution of his official duties.”

“Oh! It’s over!” Qing Tai exclaimed, eyes full of little stars, and then pointed to the TV and said, “Mom! Sister Yueyong! Brother Jiang Cheng, look! That Yin Sang did such a big thing! It’s amazing! It’s completely different from a certain nit!”

“That’s right,” Hiran narrowed his eyes and smiled and said, “Men will grow up, but I didn’t expect Yin Sang to grow to such a level. It really startled me.”

Yue Yong nodded silently: “Indeed, it’s completely different from a certain Nit who is almost seven hundred chapters and has no growth.”

“Hey, can this really be called growth? ?” The resurrected Jiang Cheng complained silently, “Is there something wrong?”

“Of course, after all, it’s such a big thing.” Qingtai nodded and said, and then showed a bit of emotion, “Yahlie Yeah, it looks like I’ll be able to see Yin-sang’s name in the textbook soon. I’m really envious.”

“Hey, is this kind of thing really enviable?” Jiang Cheng complained again, “Is it really enviable because this kind of thing is written into a textbook? Is your head okay? Is it really okay? Qingtaijun?”

“No matter what the reason is, it’s amazing to write it in a textbook.” Qingtai replied with a pouting mouth, “UU reading www.sonicmtl.com “On the other hand, Jiang Chengsang, you have nothing worth writing in a textbook at all. Just a guy who is not worth mentioning!”

“It’s nothing compared to nothing.” Yue Yong shook his head and sighed softly.

“Hey!” Jiang Cheng reminded.

Sun Wheel said with a smile: “I’m sorry, Jiang Chengsang, don’t be discouraged. There is no comparison between people, please don’t take it to heart. Hey~”

Jiang Cheng replied silently: “No, although it is true You’re comforting me, but what you said really made me a little uncomfortable. And why did you sigh at the end? Why did you sigh?”

“Enough is enough, Jiang Chengsang, nit… let’s just nit.”

Jiang Cheng directly frowned: “Why are you looking at me with those eyes full of pity! Did you mean it? You definitely did it on purpose?! You bastards!!”

“Sun Lun, stop talking.” Yue Yong glanced at Sun Wheel, said aloud.

“Hey! You guys give me some time to stop ah ah ah!!!”

…

Morning.

Jiang Cheng, who was carrying the game he just bought, was walking slowly on his way back to Yoshihara.

However, when I walked to a river bank somewhere, I suddenly saw a group of strange guys lying on the bank here…

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