Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 747

[Chapter 688: Anonymity is very important in many occasions!]

“And then let your daughter do that kind of business?” Yin Shi complained contemptuously, “How can there be such a parent in the world?”

“You’re so noisy!” Jiang Cheng replied angrily, and then turned to Xiaoyu again with a smile on his face: “Come on! Xiaoyu! I knew from a young age that you are a child who can’t be troubled by anything as long as you work hard. Go ahead and do it! There’s nothing you can’t do!”

“No, some things can’t be forced, Lord Jiang Cheng.”

“Don’t worry, I will watch you behind you and make suggestions for you to cheer for you!” Jiang Cheng gave a thumbs up.

“That’s right!” Gintoki hurriedly took over the words, pointed his thumb to himself, and continued, “And we just want to help you realize your dream of helping others.”

“That’s right.” Jiang Cheng nodded in agreement.

“In this way, those who repent can be redeemed,” Gintoki continued, “and you can also help others and get redemption, and by the way, you can also solve my family’s financial crisis, isn’t that awesome? ?”

“The last one is completely useless.” Xiaoyu replied.

“That’s right.” Jiang Cheng nodded and closed his eyes without saying a word, “The last sentence can be changed to save my wallet!”

“It doesn’t make any difference, Lord Jiang Cheng, you are no longer saved.”

“Alright, alright,” said, Jiang Cheng put his hand on Xiaoyu’s shoulder very familiarly, turned around and walked into the so-called “machine girl’s confession room”, “Anyway, you only need to Just stay here as you did last night, knowing that the guests yesterday were very satisfied.”

“Hey, can you stop being so ambiguous?” Yin Shi complained.

“It’s alright, it’s alright,” Jiang Cheng waved his hand with a face that didn’t matter, “Anyway, repentance or something is bluntly spit out bitter water, it doesn’t matter if you spit up or down, as long as someone picks it up. Okay, hurry up. Let’s start. Xiaoyu, catch it well.”

“But…” Xiaoyu hesitated.

“Don’t worry, if you encounter problems…” Jiang Cheng, who was standing behind the carton confession room, looked at Xiaoyu through the small hole that could only accommodate a pair of eyes and said, “And I’m sitting in the back. , do your best!”

“Okay… okay.” Xiaoyu sat down on the stool.

“Forty percent… This is my last bottom line!” Yin Shi said in a low voice while squeezing Jiang Cheng.

“Three percent.” Jiang Cheng replied casually.

“Don’t make things worse, you guy! 50%!”

“You are! Twenty percent!”

“Bastard! Who the hell negotiated with Baba?! Sixty percent!”

“Who stole the cardboard box for the sunglasses last night… brought it over? 10%!”

“Hey, did you steal? Did you steal Hasegawa-sang’s house? You are too good! Did you steal Hasegawa-sang’s house for this business?!”

“It’s too ugly! It’s just for borrowing!” Jiang Cheng defended, “But since I borrowed the house of the sunglasses, I should give him some benefits…”

“That’s right.” Yin Shi nodded.

Three seconds later, the two of them thought of something at the same time, and said at the same time: “Then… give him a 10% discount!”

“That… I’m sorry…” The woman’s voice, which had been processed with a strong electronic voice, suddenly came.

“There will be a guest coming soon!” Jiang Cheng exclaimed, squeezing his eyes and looking through the gap, “And she’s still a woman… There are some scars on her face, but it doesn’t matter, that pair… oh! Not bad! ”

“Get out of the way, let me take a look!” Yin Shi pushed Jiang Cheng as he moved closer to the gap.

“That… can’t really tell who you are?” the woman who sat down asked through the microphone in front of her with some uncertainty.

It is worth mentioning that the entire confession window is only the position below the eyes of the woman and upwards from the abdomen.

Xiaoyu quickly replied: “Ah, don’t worry about that, I can’t see your face,

The sound has also been processed with special microphones.

”

“Ah…that’s it…” The woman seemed a little embarrassed, and cleared her throat with her hands before she spoke again: “So, anyway… can you listen to my confession a little?”

“A housewife?” Jiang Cheng wondered, “Why does such a housewife come to repent?”

“Perhaps it’s just that she betrayed her husband.” Yin Shi replied in a low voice.

“Actually… I don’t know if I made a mistake, but I feel a little sorry.” Then the woman put down the psychological counseling and spoke slowly, “My but that… is a scumbag who does nothing at home. , every day, every day, doing nothing but staying home and playing games.”

[It’s really just scum.

】 Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi nodded at the same time and thought to themselves.

“I usually work alone and take care of all the expenses at home.” The woman continued, “But even so, he still doesn’t forget to mess with flowers outside, and even raises women outside.”

【What a scumbag!

】 Jiang Cheng thought to himself.

[It’s just a jerk home.

】 Yin Shi thought to himself.

“But even so, I will endure it,” the woman continued, “but recently he seems to be a little more aggressive, completely disregarding the hard work of others, secretly taking money from my wallet to buy games, and of course it is possible to send it to women. ”

【Yinshi, is there really such a jerk?

】Jiang Cheng looked at Yin Shi suspiciously and asked with his eyes.

[Never mind, there are so many bastards in this world.

】 Yin Shi gently shook his head and replied with his eyes.

“Then I really couldn’t bear it any longer some time ago, so while he was sleeping…” Said, the woman took out several kunai, “I gave him a whole-body acupuncture, and bought the one he just bought. The very precious limited edition game was taken out. I was going to find a recycling shop to recycle it, but… I suddenly saw this on the road…”

Jiang Cheng thought to himself: [Hey?

Are you all right?

Is it really okay to use that kind of thing for acupuncture?

By the way, is your husband still sleeping?

Wouldn’t it be eternal sleep?

】

“So, I want to ask…” Said, the woman took out a plate of the game that Jiang Cheng had to be familiar with and just bought it yesterday and just played the first chapter and put it in her hand, “What is going on? Recycled by second-hand stores or smashed directly?”

【Isn’t it repentance?

】 Yin Shi complained in his heart.

Jiang Cheng nodded and thought to himself: [Although he is a scumbag at home, his vision is surprisingly good. After all, even I couldn’t help it. Although I only played the first chapter, the rest Next… let’s continue tonight.

】

At this time, Xiaoyu turned around and looked at Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi.

“She likes this kind of thing. It can be smashed or recycled to buy an urn for that scum.” Jiang Cheng said casually.

“After all, he’s that kind of bastard, so he should smash all his games.” Yinshi nodded and took over.

Xiaoyu nodded to show that she was clear, then turned around again, closed her eyes, opened her hands, and said, “As the sky says, you can deal with it as you like. You won’t be at fault, and you don’t have to take any responsibility. Psychological burden. That kind of scum should be punished by God.”

“Ah, that’s it…” The woman nodded, and then instantly smashed the game in front of her with Kuwugi, “After all, he’s that kind of scum, so he smashed his last game that wasn’t smashed. There will be no punishment in the slightest.”

【Hey?

The last set?

】Jiang Cheng thought to himself, 【Have all the other games been smashed?

Very capable, this woman.

】

“Then…actually today, he seems to have gone to the woman he raised outside,” the woman put away Kuwu and continued, “Is it okay to kill him directly after seeing him? Do I need to be punished? Mechanic…sir.”

[It’s amazing, this is but Nasang!

】Jiang Cheng praised in his heart, 【Acupuncture is actually done by that kind of thing, and you can find a woman to be happy…】

“It’s alright, it’s alright, that kind of guy doesn’t need to be slaughtered directly without any psychological burden.” Gintoki waved his hand and said casually, “This way, Edo can be a little cleaner!”

“God is very pleased,” Xiaoyu said again, “will definitely bless you and cheer for you.”

“That’s it, so I can feel relieved.” The woman nodded, then folded her hands and said Amen, then got up and turned to leave slowly.

After the woman left, Jiang Chengcai said again: “Yahahahie, I didn’t expect that there are such scumbags in this world.”

“After all, there are too many people, so it’s not surprising to say what kind of scumbags are there.” Yin Shi coaxed his shoulders, and then pointed at Jiang Cheng’s back, from the back of his head to his calf, and asked: “By the way, Does it really matter to you?”

“Huh?” After hesitating, Jiang Cheng turned his head and glanced, his expression instantly darkened when he saw the Kuwu behind him.

“You’re too powerful, aren’t you? Don’t you feel this kind of thing?”

“Don’t think too much!” Jiang Cheng said while pulling out Kuwu, “This is just… I feel a little sore in my back today, just ask Yueyue to do acupuncture for me! I have nothing to do with the scumbag that the woman just said. relationship! Do you understand?!”

“No, no one thinks that.” Yin Shi replied with a blank expression.

[Yes, it has absolutely nothing to do with what the woman just said.

】Jiang Cheng twitched the corners of his mouth and thought, 【My games must be kept at home, and these kunai were just accidentally stabbed, and have nothing to do with Yueyue!

No, no, no, I’m confused, it has nothing to do with the scum in the story just now!

Although the scar on the woman’s face is indeed a bit like Yueyue, but scars are somewhat similar, right?

There is also the European style… the size also sounds like, but this is just a coincidence, right?

After all… it’s not a particularly big one that’s not particularly rare.

That’s right, that’s right, that’s right, it can’t be Moon Moon!

And the point is that the woman just said it, but then, I don’t have that kind of relationship with Yueyue, so it can’t be me!

There are also women who are raised outside, I don’t have any!

If you die, there is only one niece raised in Yinshi’s house!

At most… plus Xiaoyu, although I don’t admit it, but at most one Xiaoyu!

Uh-huh!

Impossible Impossible!

There’s absolutely no way my game can go wrong!

Believe in yourself!

Jiang Cheng!

】

“Okay, next one.” Xiaoyu shouted.

“That… I’m sorry.” A teenager walked in and sat down.

【A guest is here again.

】 Yin Shi’s eyes lit up, 【It’s all money, I didn’t expect it to be so profitable.

】

“I hope you can give me anonymity.” The boy said.

“Don’t worry, you can’t see your face, and your voice has been processed by a special microphone,” Xiaoyu explained.

“That’s great…” The young man breathed a sigh of relief, and then asked, “Then can you listen to my confession a little?”

[About fifteen or sixteen years old,] Gintoki looked at the young man and thought indifferently, [Well, but the puberty kid is always troubled by some boring things, right?

】

“I made a very serious mistake,” the boy said slowly, “I work somewhere, and the boss there is a jerk.”

[Well, this is a common thing.

】 Yin Shi nodded and thought to himself.

“I talk to people all day long, but I still owe my wages. One person monopolizes the commission… project funds, stingy, suspicious, and smelly.”

[It is indeed a bastard, although it is not as good as the scum just now, UU reading www.sonicmtl.

com, but he’s really a terrible bastard.

】 Yin Shi said in his heart.

The teenager continued: “Then some time ago, it was really unbearable. When I went to clean his room, I threw a mop out and accidentally smashed his most precious thing. Mechanic lady, I committed the crime. Can my sins be forgiven?”

“Master Yinshi…” Xiaoyu turned to look at Yinshi.

“There’s no need to apologize at all, this kind of bastard should be destroyed.” Yin Shi replied casually, “Right? Jiang Cheng?”

“Indeed, it’s on par with the scum just now, so there’s no need to apologize for this kind of bastard.” Jiang Cheng nodded and said.

Xiaoyu closed her eyes and opened her hands again and said, “Tian said, you are not at fault, but you should punish the bastard boss!”

“That’s right… as expected!” The young man nodded heavily, “After all, I’m always angry with him, so it hurts a little bit, but this thing is broken anyway…”

With that said, the boy fumbled out a figurine of Yuno’s anchor who was covered in tape from the cuff and put it in front of him, then raised the hammer.

“What is the weather sister’s figure!” The young man raised the wooden hammer and smashed it hard at the figure, “I’m getting old, it’s disgusting! This is the scourge!!”

The weather sister… shattered in response.

“Thank you for listening to my confession, Amen.” The boy thanked him, then got up and turned around and walked away slowly.

“Amen.” Xiaoyu also folded her hands and prayed.

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