Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 746

[Chapter 687: Amen!]

On the river bank under the setting sun, Xin Ba Ha, who was squatting on the ground with his knees in his arms, was staring blankly at the setting sun in the distance with his eyes full of loss and lack of energy.

In the end, the sound of the crow’s chirping coming from nowhere brought back Xin Baha’s thoughts that drifted to nowhere.

[Father…Father, you have exhausted the nirvana you have come up with in your entire life, and it feels like anyone can use it.

Obviously it is a single line of transmission…]

Thinking of this, Shin Baha fumbled out the scroll from his cuff and slowly opened it.

[But everyone feels that it is easy to master casually, why not make it more difficult?

Is a nirvana skill that everyone can use a nirvana skill?

I thought it was a nirvana that only I could use, but…]

Thinking of this, Xin Ba Haw couldn’t control his emotions any longer. He stood up and clenched the scroll in his hand, and his face gradually showed a bit of unbearable.

“Just relying on this nirvana… I can’t protect my father’s dojo!”

After saying that, Xin Baha raised his hand to forcefully throw the scroll in his hand, but at this moment, the scroll opened with a clatter.

Because of this, Shin Baha saw the text behind the nirvana command that he hadn’t seen before.

【If you have learned this move, you will treat the departure as the designated place—】

Xin Baha’s eyes widened with a look of disbelief: [Actually…there is actually a follow-up!

!

】

On the scroll: [This will be a harsh journey, maybe you will want to give up, or let you fail.

But no matter how bumpy the road ahead is, as long as you have this nirvana, you can overcome everything!

Then……

At the end of this long journey, you will surely find two fruits that hold the key to the profound meaning, cocoa and Hawaiian fruit!

Just mix the two and you can make the ultimate sweet treat that no one can resist!

Using this as a bait to take advantage of the enemy’s unpreparedness is exactly—

The evil holy sword, Liewuta, Changan, Thor, Rushen, the super-miraculous super plumber brother No. 2, Li Budi, counterattack and supervise the slash!

】

…

Looking at the three unhappy disciples (homeless) with toothpicks in their mouths in front of them, Xin Baha said silently: “I will give you chocolate next week, be sure to come.”

In the same way, as last week, after spitting saliva on Xin Bazhu’s glasses with disdain, the three homeless turned around and left.

Yin Shi, who was leaning against the door holding his hands and witnessed all this with Doudou’s eyes, said silently: “It really is the father and son.”

Kagura, who also held his hands and squinted Doudou’s eyes, did not nod his head, but his expression had proved everything.

“Maybe it’s really like that…” Jiang Cheng, who didn’t know when he arrived, closed his eyes and smiled softly, “Whether it’s a father or a son, it’s really the same.”

“You still dare to come again.” Yin Shi glanced at Jiang Cheng, who was beside him, and replied, “Be careful A Miao beats you out.”

“Hahaha, thanks to Jiubingweijun.” Jiang Cheng smiled and said, “But then again, that nirvana is really powerful!”

“It’s said that it has nothing to do with nirvana! It’s just because you’re an idiot!”

Jiang Cheng nodded and continued: “Sure enough… the swordsmanship in the dojo is different from the one we learned by ourselves. I didn’t expect there is such a thing as nirvana.”

“It’s said that it has nothing to do with nirvana!”

“But… I don’t like the things I’ve been stubborn enough to see.” Jiang Cheng looked at Harita, who had been silently waving the sword in his hand from beginning to end, and continued softly, “After all… subconsciously. There are so many things that I have overlooked, neither my father nor Shinpachi-kun seems to have noticed.”

Following Jiang Cheng’s line of sight to look at Yin Shi, after seeing Harita who was clenching his teeth and sweating with serious expression, but still waving his sword, he was stunned for no reason.

Because at a certain moment, Ginshi saw the figure of Harita and Omiichi, and… the figure of a certain uncle and Shinhachi at this time.

“Hmph, maybe it’s really like that.” Yin Shi chuckled softly.

Jiang Cheng replied, “But in my opinion, Xin Ba Ha is always better than that father.”

“Do you want to gamble?”

“Does it depend on your gambling luck?” After saying this casually, Jiang Cheng turned around and waved his hand: “It seems that A Miao found out, goodbye.”

Looking at Jiang Cheng who was slowly leaving, Yin Shi stared at the dead fish eyes with no motivation, and said nothing, but… At this moment, Yin Shi suddenly heard the voice of Xin Baji behind him…

“Shita, that’s not right! The axis of your body is unstable! You have to swing your sword like this! Watch it!”

“Ah, you’re so annoying, new brother. You better hurry up and replenish the Hawaiian fruit.”

“Huh? What’s your attitude!”

“You’re the one! Don’t put on a lofty attitude and make people feel uncomfortable when they see it!”

“Want to fight?! Stinky brat!”

“Forget it, I’m not interested.”

Looking at the two people who were facing each other and gnashing their teeth, Yinshi shrugged his shoulders and sighed softly: “That’s right, my gambling luck… is as bad as ever.”

(This article is over.)

…

One night, in Kabukicho, there was a small shop.

“Human beings are all creatures that make mistakes, but at the same time, humans are also creatures that repent of their mistakes and keep growing.”

Hearing this, the uncle sitting opposite Xiaoyu wiped his tears and said gratefully: “Xiaoyujiang… I will sincerely apologize! Thank you for listening to my confession!”

“You’re welcome.” Xiaoyu shook her head gently, “Treasure your wife well.”

At this time, the men in the long line behind the uncle for some reason expressed their dissatisfaction.

“Hey! Yosaku! If you’re done, get out of the way!”

“There’s a long line in the back!”

“Xiaoyujiang! Next, please listen to my confession!”

“Don’t you just want to talk to Xiaoyujiang?”

“Aren’t you the same?”

…

Listening to the quarrel between you and me, the men, sitting at the front desk, Yin Shi frowned and said, “Hey, what’s the trouble?”

“Is this doing the column of Confidant Big Sister?” Xin Baha wondered.

Kagura, who took the rice in big gulps, muttered, “This is more like a confession room, Aru.”

Jiang Cheng, who was sitting at the counter, said casually: “When it comes to pubs, isn’t it a place to complain? Don’t worry, don’t worry.”

“No, it can’t be called ordinary complaining anymore.” Granny Dengshi at the counter let out a cigarette, shook her head and said slowly, “I just listened to those drunks complaining at first, maybe because The other party is a robot, so I think it’s more relaxed to talk to her, now I don’t know if I’m a snack bar or a church.”

Xin Ba Hao said with a smile, “But it’s also a blessing for this, so there’s a steady stream of guests, right?”

“But in the end, everyone went to repent instead of drinking.” Granny Dengshi looked helpless, “There are even guys who confessed and said, “Never drink again.”

”

“Hey! You guys!” Catherine, who couldn’t bear it, shouted loudly: “We are a holy land of alcoholics and succulents! Go back to me if you’re not interested in me!”

Saying that, Catherine deliberately exposed her shoulders, winked and blew a kiss.

In the end, all the guests were very face-saving… and left.

After a moment of silence, Catherine came to Xiaoyu, knelt down on one knee, and said sincerely, “Lord Xiaoyu, is it a sin to be too sexy?”

“No problem, what you have is not sexy, it’s just disgusting (ELO).”

“Who are you calling Dr. Gallo! Do you want to marry Krillin?! You android!”

At this time, Granny Dengshi at the counter said again: “Well, but if Xiaoyu can help others and she will be happy because of it, I don’t care.”

“This can’t be done, Basang,” Yin Shi put down the empty wine glass in his hand, turned around and continued, “I’ve already heard about repentance, so let me make them repent.”

Looking at the treacherous smile on Yin Shi’s face, Jiang Cheng casually pressed Yin Shi’s head on the counter.

boom!

!

“No, leave it to me. Recently, I have been taking care of the money every month… No, no, in short, leave this kind of thing to me.”

“You bastard!” Yin Shi gritted his teeth, “But I thought of it first!”

“No, in fact, I thought of it earlier than you, but you were the first to speak, three minutes before you thought of this kind of thing.”

“No, I’m only three minutes ahead of you!”

“No, I’ll be sooner! Just look at my head and I’ll understand!”

“You bastard, apologize to my natural roll!”

“No, you have to apologize to the natural rolls, to the natural rolls all over the world! Saying that you are “not worthy of the natural rolls to shame you” or something!

”

Looking at Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi, who were arguing for some reason, all Xin Baha and the others were expressionless.

Grandma Dengshi sighed softly: “Yahieahie, the faces of men arguing over women are really… I kind of miss when I was young.”

Xin Ba Hao replied silently: “No, although I don’t know the reason, it definitely won’t be because of that.”

“But then again, the timing of that thing will be affected by the hairstyle.” Granny Denshi nodded and continued.

Xin Ba Haw replied again: “That is definitely a rumor, that is definitely your misunderstanding!”

…

Then the time came to the next day.

Looking at the small confession room built out of cardboard boxes in the small alley between Dengshi Tavern and the house next door, Xiaoyu asked in confusion, “Excuse me, two adults, what exactly is this?”

“My cash cow.” Jiang Cheng blurted out, but as soon as he finished speaking, Yin Shi, who was beside him, smashed his head heavily with his fist.

“It hurts! What are you doing!” Jiang Chengbai shouted, “Do you want to fight?! Smelly natural roll!”

“Because you’re an idiot.” Yin Shi replied angrily, then cleared his throat and said to Xiaoyu seriously: “Anyway, be happy, this is your shop, and you will be here to listen to people from now on. Repent.”

Looking at the cardboard box labeled “Robot Confession Room” with the sign “1,000 yuan at a time! Do you want to repent of your mistakes? Complete privacy protection! All confessions heard will be deleted from the record!”, Xiaoyu Open the mouth: “Do you want me to open the door to do business? But I can’t collect money.”

“What did you say?” Jiang Cheng frowned and retorted, “Women can’t say such frivolous words easily! If they don’t charge money, they won’t be taken seriously! Moreover, they will attract strange people, maybe they will carry various A man with a virus! Are you right? Silver time!”

“To you!” Yin Shi angrily punched Jiang Cheng’s head again, “What kind of business are you talking about? After staying in Yoshihara for a long time, can you only think of that kind of business?!”

“That kind of business… Xiaoyu shouldn’t be able to do it.” Xiaoyu said, “Although it’s reluctant to cooperate with the sound, but the high-temperature device in the body will directly scorch the [beep-].”

“I said it’s not that kind of business!” Yin Shi twitched the corners of his mouth and complained, “Speaking of you [beep–] is it such a dangerous thing?”

“That mouth?” Jiang Cheng asked with a serious expression.

“Aren’t you going to be able to live if you don’t talk about the dirty jokes?” Yin Shi hammered Jiang Cheng’s head again and shouted angrily.

“The mouth… there is very sharp metal.” Xiaoyu replied, “After all, occasionally you need to use your mouth to process the ingredients first.”

“It always feels very dangerous.” Jiang Cheng murmured, “Then forget it, just provide bathing services.”

“Xiaoyu understands. UU reading www.sonicmtl.com” Xiaoyu nodded.

“You don’t need to understand that kind of thing!” Yin Shi continued frantically, “It’s said that it’s not that kind of business! It’s just an ordinary confession room!”

“The confession room?” Jiang Cheng slowly analyzed with his chin up, “Is there really going to be a problem?”

“Ah, it’s your head, kill me immediately!”

…

After a lot of trouble between the two, Yin Shi said again: “In short, it doesn’t matter. 20% of the profits will be given to the old lady as money, and the remaining 80% will be given to me as assistance fees…”

“Just leave it to me.” Jiang Cheng took a step forward and said when he grabbed the silver.

“No, then there are other problems.” Xiaoyu said.

Yin Shi burst into blue veins and shouted: “Hey! There should be a limit to greed! Why is 80% all with you! The first thing that comes to mind is me, so 50% belongs to me! The remaining 30%… You and Xiaoyu It’s evenly divided!”

Jiang Cheng retorted without hesitation: “No, the first thing that came to my mind was actually me, so I’ll take a loss and take 7.5% of the total, and Xiaoyu will decide the remaining 0.5%.”

“That…” Xiaoyu wanted to say something.

“It’s okay, it’s okay,” Yin Shi said casually, “We just want to help you realize your dream of helping others.”

“Don’t you… don’t think of me as a father?” Jiang Cheng raised his head gently and said with a smile, “As a parent, what’s wrong with the child’s dream?”

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