Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 745

[Chapter 686: Life is full of competitions!]

“My secret mystery – Pudding’s counterattack is also.” Kagura took the words and explained to himself: “It’s also to press the cross key from the bottom to the horizontal, and then press the P (pudding) button Aru!”

“What is the pudding button! How the hell do you guys use the P button!”

Kubei stood up and said, “Anyway, let me be the opponent and try to counterattack without any effort.”

“That, is it really okay?” Shinbaha looked at Kubei who was wearing a pink kimono in confusion, “It’s a little bit bad to use this kind of costume to compete with swords or something. And then again, why is it today? This outfit?”

“No, this is…” Jiubingwei’s pretty face turned red again, but he didn’t feel overwhelmed, but covered up the past: “In short! No matter what kind of clothes, there is no problem in the swordsmanship competition!”

“Xiao Jiu, I think it’s better not to force it.” A Miao said kindly, “After all, it is this kind of clothes that you are not used to wearing, and it may affect your performance.”

“What do you mean by influencing performance?” Shinbaha spit out expressionlessly, “It’s bad if you use your real skills! I’ll be instantly killed!”

“It doesn’t matter…”

Saying that, Jiubingwei lowered his head and wanted to pick up a bamboo sword from the ground, but before she could bend down, Jiang Cheng, who picked up the bamboo sword, handed the bamboo sword in his hand to Jiubingwei.

“Here.” Jiang Cheng said casually.

Looking at the bamboo sword in Jiang Cheng’s hand, Jiubingwei hesitated and stretched out his hand to take it, but… just when he got the bamboo sword, Jiang Cheng’s released hand inadvertently touched Jiubingwei. hand.

So…

Feng Qingyun calmly caught Jiang Cheng, who was subconsciously swung by Jiu Bingwei, who had used all his strength to punch Jiang Cheng, with a puzzled look on his face: “What’s wrong? Don’t you want to compete with Xin Ba Ha?”

“Hold… I’m sorry.” Kubingei, who gradually recovered his senses, retracted his fist, then turned around and walked towards Shinhachi, who was already posing, and thought to himself: [Sure enough…then One day is not my illusion, I seem to really be able to touch this man.

The only man in the world… who can be touched by me?

In the end…what’s the matter with this feeling now?

Why is it a little happy, a little lost, and a little nervous?

Then again… why am I in this outfit?

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It turned out that on the street the day before yesterday, Jiang Cheng, who went out to buy games as usual, met Kubei who was also on the street, and by some coincidence had a little bit of physical contact (rubbing his shoulder when passing by), Kubei, who subconsciously counterattacked… For the first time, a man (Jiang Cheng) took an attack in this state effortlessly and steadily.

From that time onwards, something was wrong with Kubei.

Of course, what Jiubingwei didn’t know was that Jiang Cheng… just didn’t see her as a woman. If he insisted, in Jiang Cheng’s mind that was not very easy to use, Jiubingwei was neither a man nor a woman. So this kind of attack can be blocked.

Okay, stop talking nonsense, let’s go back to the martial arts meeting venue, I saw the new Baji that had been prepared, and said to Jiubingwei: “That, Jiubingwei-sang, are you really not used to the new one? Equipment (clothes) or something, why don’t you just forget it?”

Jiubingwei, who was still walking step by step even against the wall, when even reacted, his pretty face flushed again, and he silently stood on the opposite side of Xin Ba Ha.

A Miao Fu covered her mouth with her sleeves, and said with some worry, “As expected, I can’t force it, equip myself with unfamiliar equipment or something.”

Although she was the youngest present, Harita, who was extremely observant, said silently, “No, I don’t think it has anything to do with clothes. If you insist, it might have something to do with idiots.”

Bang!

Ignoring Qingta, who was smashed with a big bag and wanted to cry without tears, Jiang Cheng put away his fists, clasped his hands and said, “How can you casually call others stupid? It’s rude! Qingta!”

rubbing his head,

Qingta, who was sore with tears in the corners of her eyes, silently complained in her heart: [No, you are the idiot I said…]

“It’s enough to know this kind of thing in your own mind, there’s no need to say it! This is the way of life in this society!”

“You’re the most rude!” Qingtai couldn’t help but complain, “You should obey what you say yourself!”

“I’m sorry, Qingtai,” Jiang Cheng shook his head softly, “I’m… tired of the boring interpersonal relationships in this society, so there is no need to abide by such unspoken rules.”

“No, you’re just a trash nit out of society.”

“Who’s the trash nit who has left the society! Stupid brat!” Jiang Cheng retorted in an instant.

Kagura said with an expressionless face, “No, little uncle, you are indeed just a wasteful nit living in the game world who has no shame in relying on women to support himself.”

“There is no pocket money next month.” Jiang Cheng shrugged and replied casually.

“Ah! Cunning!” Kagura said dissatisfied.

“Sorry, it’s society’s…my rule.”

“It turns out that sometimes when I tell the truth, my pocket money will be deducted…” Qingta murmured with her chin supported, “It’s really an extremely cruel society.”

“What about a rotten society?” Kagura sighed in a melancholy tone.

“Yes, yes.” Qingta nodded.

Listening to the words of the two, Jiang Cheng unconsciously burst into several blue veins on his forehead.

“Are you two kiddos doing it on purpose? Are you trying to find fault with me on purpose?”

“Yeah!” Kagura seemed to have suddenly thought of something, covered his mouth and pretended to be surprised: “Could it be that… those words just irritated my uncle, Aru? Sorry, I didn’t mean to.”

“There’s no pocket money for the next month!”

“Hey! Give me a little more!” Kagura stood up, rolled up his sleeves and shouted angrily: “This kind of rule is too unreasonable!”

Jiang Cheng showed a serious look and nodded: “Yes, society has such an unreasonable side, a wife who ran away with a rich man, a colleague who used a small trick to grab a promotion opportunity, and was killed by Jiu Bingwei. The killing of Xin Ba Ha, the orangutan who was smashed by A Miao, and the omitted details of the battle, all of which fully reflect the unreasonable side of this society! Please remember it for me!”

Qingta spit out expressionlessly: “Wait for me, what are the three examples in the back? It doesn’t matter at all, right? Just sum up the results of the first two competitions during our conversation and then spit it out yourself. Hey! It’s enough! You bastard orangutan!!”

“Then the next scene is the highlight,” Jiang Cheng said, looking at Yin Shi who picked up the bamboo sword and walked towards Xin Ba Ha, “It’s really exciting.”

“I’m looking forward to your size!” Harita complained again, “Why did you skip the topic so naturally! Why so naturally put on a look of interest watching the game! I can’t understand it at all!”

“Idiot!” Jiang Cheng reprimanded with a serious expression, “Life is a game! While playing a game that you absolutely can’t lose, you should also properly watch other people’s games in order to gain life experience! ”

“Do you think you can fool the past with this kind of big truth?!”

Gintoki, who came across from Shinpachi, also had a rare serious expression.

“Ready, I’ll give the proper attack.”

“Hi…Hi!” Xin Ba Haw hurriedly responded.

In this way, ROUND3 begins, and with the sound of FIGHT, the fighting game between Gintoki and Shinbaha begins.

Seeing that Shinbaha, who was starting to accumulate a little bit of savings in the glasses slot, was still feeding the silver of Shinbaha, Qingta opened her eyes wide and murmured, “Finally… Finally, I can see the profound meaning of our genre. , Brother Jiang Cheng, why… you fell asleep? Didn’t you just say you want to watch other people’s games to gain life experience?”

“What’s so good about a match between a virginity and an idiot?” Jiang Cheng, who was lying on his side on the floor with his eyes closed, said without looking back, “That kind of experience is not necessary at all.”

Harita: …

The result of the competition did not disappoint Harita, it was true that Harita saw the so-called nirvana, although it wasn’t made by Xin Baji.

“In the end, did you use the Profound Truth?!” Xin Baha, who was knocked to the ground by Yinshi with his own Profound Truth, frantically complained, “Why did you master it so quickly!”

“Because it’s easy.”

“This is the profound meaning of single-line transmission! Show me the situation!”

“It’s not just me, it’s just when you are silently poking around,” Gintoki said, looking at Harita, Kagura, Kubei, and Amy who were practicing, “Everyone has learned it.”

“It’s not difficult at all.” Qingta holding the bamboo sword yawned and said, “Brother Xin, is this really the profound meaning of our school? Did you really not lie to me?”

New Eight: …

Snapped!

“And even the number of defensive battles has learned Aru.” Kagura, who took Harita’s blow, said.

“Hey – it’s my turn next!” A Miao said excitedly with her hands up.

“Then practice with me, Miao.” Jiubingwei said.

Xin Ba Ha’s expression has frozen at this time…

clap clap!

Jiubingwei: “And the number of defensive battles on defense is known, Shinbachi-kun.”

clap clap clap!

A Miao: “And the number of defensive battles on defense is also there, new sauce!”

Clap clap clap!

Yin Shi: “And the number of defensive battles on defense, defense, defense, and defense are all there, old eight.”

Clap clap clap clap!

Kubei: “And there are no defensive tricks for defense, defense, defense, defense, Shinhachi-kun.”

Before going out, Xin Baha finally turned his head and glanced at everyone who was still practicing his own nirvana, and then… walked out of the door quietly.

Jiang Cheng, who took Xin Ba Ha’s back full of depression and loss into his eyes, drooped his eyelids and said nothing.

About two minutes after Xin Ba Haw left, Jiang Chengcai sat up from the ground and picked up a practice bamboo sword from the ground.

“Yin Shi.” Jiang Cheng glanced at Yin Shi lightly, “Are you interested? Let me try that nirvana or something.”

“No, I’m not interested.” Yin Shi replied without hesitation, “I’ve already won a lot of games against you.”

“A Miao, can I give it a try?” Jiang Cheng asked with a smile.

“Well, of course.” A Miao squinted her eyes and smiled.

“Hey, wait…”

Yin Shi suddenly thought of something and spoke quickly, but… it was obviously too late, because Jiang Cheng had already lowered his body…

A minute later, looking at only half of the dojo left in front of him, except for Jiang Cheng, the expressions of everyone present were surprisingly unanimous.

“The lethality is really great, this kind of nirvana.” Jiang Cheng nodded and commented.

“You are the one with the most lethality!” Yin Shibai said angrily, “It has nothing to do with nirvana!”

“Sorry, A Miao…” Jiang Cheng put on his face with a hint of apology, and then raised the bamboo sword with only one hilt in his hand, “Broken this.”

“No, that doesn’t matter, this is the important one,” Gintoki pointed to the gymnasium that was almost in ruins. “This is the one who needs to apologize! This is the one that was damaged the most!”

“I always feel that there is a deep sense of disobedience…” Qingtai spit out silently, “It’s obviously a waste Chanet, obviously it’s a waste Chanet.”

“Li…Awesome!” Jiubingwei exclaimed, “This kind of power…what kind of defensive tactics are useless!”

“He’s an idiot, are you too?” Yin Shi complained again, “No one will compete with this monster at all!”

“That… Jiang Chengsang,” A Miao finally came to her senses and walked over, looking at Jiang Cheng in disbelief, “I…”

“Ah Miao…” Jiang Cheng just wanted to say something, but just as he spoke, two kunai hit the back of his head in an instant, and the next moment he rolled his eyes and fell straight down.

“Oh!” The sharp-eyed Kagura looked at Yue Yong who was standing on the wall and exclaimed: “It’s also the cross key pressed from the bottom to the horizontal, and then pressed the S (dead) button! Is it Yueyue’s nirvana Alu?! Awesome!”

“I found… the scum who stole money to buy games…” Yue Yong said coldly, then jumped off the fence and came to Jiang Cheng step by step.

“Wait…Wait! Yueyue!” Jiang Cheng said stumblingly, struggling to raise his head at the same time, “A Miao…she still wants to ask me the secret of nirvana! At least…”

“No, that kind of thing doesn’t matter.” A Miao narrowed her eyes with a smile on her face, and then pointed to the gym next to her, “The most important thing is the compensation for this! You bastard!!”

“A Miao, didn’t you agree?”

Blue veins appeared one after another on Yueyong’s forehead: “Not only did he steal money to buy games… but also smashed other people’s dojos…”

“Wait…wait a minute, Yueyue, this really has nothing to do with me! Hey…wait a minute, calm down! Hey…ahhhhh!!!”

…

In the setting sun, everyone was silent when they looked at the long blood line drawn by Jiang Cheng, who was being dragged by Yueyong.

“I… it seems that I have some misunderstandings.” Jiubingwei suddenly said such a thoughtless sentence.

“Huh?” A Miao asked suspiciously.

“No, it’s nothing.” Jiubingwei shook his head, then looked at the gymnasium on the side, “A Miao, leave the loss here to the Liusheng family.”

“Huh? No, Xiao Jiu.”

“No need to say no. After all, I owe him more than one favor. It’s time to pay him back.”

“So……”

…

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