Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 744

[Chapter 685: The nirvana (name) is to be concise and clear!]

Looking at the snot bubbles hanging from Kagura’s nose, Jiang Cheng nodded and hugged his hands affirmatively: “Mmm, it’s completely out, although it’s still a little small, but it’s alright.”

“Hmm, alright, alright. It’s over.” Gintoki accepted the words perfunctorily, and continued without raising his

head

: “Then you can start the next stage of Kaiwang Fist.”

With his blue veins bursting, he shouted: “Are you going to go back to Jiewang once you die?! And that one is just a dirty snot bubble! It’s not some kind of Turtle Qigong! Go back to me. Ahh!! This is not a Turtle Immortal Island!”

Bang!

Kagura, who was wearing the same martial arts uniform as Kakarot, and whose snot bubbles burst instantly, rubbed her big eyes, yawned and complained, “What are you doing? It’s rare that everyone is sleeping… It’s so fun to play. Lu.”

“You admit that you’re sleeping!”

Jiang Cheng raised his chin and murmured with a dignified brow: “Sure… can’t you?”

“Isn’t that nonsense?!”

“Soga, I see. .” Jiang Cheng nodded, then took out two sets of Vegeta’s same battle suits and handed them to Kagura and Harita, “So, is this ok? Hey, you two, pick up. Come down and practice the Galic Cannon with me!”

(Note: Vegeta’s famous stunt.)

“It’s not that problem! Although there are indeed fighting people here! But that’s not the problem!!”

“Humph!” Kagura, who was in the battle suit, folded his hands and snorted lightly, “Dirty fireworks.”

“No, although it’s very similar, but…the fire is big.”

“But…” She has been standing behind A Miao since just now. The Jiubing Guard, who held his chin, thought and said, “Although it’s quite messy, it still makes sense.”

Hearing the sound, Xin Baha looked at Jiubingwei with a confused look on his face, and asked, “What is it? By the way… why does Jiubingwei-sang wear women’s clothes?”

“No…this…” Jiubingweiqiao His face flushed, and he unconsciously turned his eyes away from Jiang Cheng, “Cough, this kind of thing doesn’t matter. (Xin Ba Hao: No, this is one of the things I’m most curious about right now. Are you blushing? Why?) It’s a nirvana! As long as they see the goal of “learning this tactic through hard work”, they may change!

”

You said nirvana…” Xinba sighed with a

look of melancholy, “How can our school have that kind of nirvana?”

Jiang Cheng raised his hand silently and said, ”

And regardless of whether there is a nirvana or not, now they clearly have the goal of Hawaiian chocolate fruit. Let them focus on the Hawaiian chocolate fruit.” Is it a little difficult to transfer this goal to that nirvana?

”

That is to say…” Qingta nodded with her chin supported, and analyzed herself, “It’s just ordinary nirvana, such as the boring spiral pill, which is no longer enough. It must be something that surpasses Hawaii.” The nirvana of chocolate fruit is fine.

”

Xin Ba Hao complained silently: “I don’t know how Naruto would feel if he knew that in the eyes of bloggers, the spiral pills are not as good as the chocolate fruit…”

“It’s troublesome,” came over Yin Shi murmured with a dignified brow, “A nirvana that is even more gorgeous than Spiral Maru is really not easy to find.

”

It’s not completely gone,” Jiang Cheng continued with a shrug of his shoulders, “for example… (eye) mirror solution or something.”

”

“What is that?”

“Xin Ba Haw twitched the corners of his eyes and asked, “What is the mirror solution?

Are you referring to my glasses?

”

Jiang Cheng introduced it in a serious manner:” Jingjie, skill introduction!

As long as you use it before watching AV, you can automatically remove the mosaic!

”

“Teacher, please!”

” Yin Shi and Jiang Cheng sat down at the same time and bowed their heads to Xin Ba Ha.

Xin Ba Haw said with white eyes, “Please, you guys! How could there be such a wretched nirvana!”

Yin Shi waved his hand, curled his lips and spat: “Che, even this level of I don’t even know how to kill someone, so how could it attract people?”

Jiang Cheng held his hands and closed his eyes for a moment, then said, “Then…if it’s a website where you can watch late-night movies for free…”

“Teacher! Please! That’s it!” Yin Shi and Jiang Cheng lowered their heads towards Xin Ba Ha at the same time.

“There is no such thing at all! In other words, that kind of thing is not a nirvana at all! And…is that kind of thing so attractive to you?!”

“After all, a man…” Jiang Cheng and Yinshi looked at each other, and at the same time He hummed softly and said at the same time, “You know men best.”

“You two, get out of here right away—!” Xin Baha shouted with bloodshot eyes wide open.

“Xinbaha, don’t be deceived! Last time someone deceived me that it was a free website, but when I logged in, I was defrauded of 30,000 yuan.”

Looking at it, he naturally stuck his head out from the floor and closed his eyes. The serious-looking Kondo and Shinhachi… fell silent.

Kondo shook his head softly, “I also said that if I don’t send money, my browsing history will be released or something. At that time, it was really hard to solve this problem.”

“No, everyone here now knows it . Now

, I already know that you have browsed unhealthy websites.” Shin Baha reminded blankly, “When did you hide there?”

“Really?!” Kondo was surprised.

The next moment…

A Miao, with her feet firmly on Kondo’s face, grinned and gritted her teeth and reminded me fiercely, “Can you get me back?”

“Wait…Miss A Miao…” Kondo’s angry voice came from under A Miao’s feet, and then raised the scroll in his hand, “I found this in the warehouse, I heard you talking about nirvana or something. I

couldn’t help but walk out.”

Xin Ba Hao complained again with a blank face: “No, you just couldn’t help it when you heard about the website or something?”

“Ala! This!” A Miao who took the scroll Covering his mouth, he said in surprise, “Could it be the Scroll of Heaven’s Wuxinliu’s Profound Truth?”

“Profound Truth?”

“Hey? Really? Really?” Qing asked excitedly, “Is there really such a thing? Is there really such a thing in this dojo?! Can I learn it? Can I?!”

“Hey …” A Miao nodded lightly, and then explained to Xin Ba Hao slowly: “This was written by our father before the death of his sickbed. At that time, he also said that one day he would pass this on to you.”

“That…that means…” Jiubingwei said with a solemn expression: “This scroll contains the profound meaning of Heaven Wuxinliu recorded by Ling Zun.”

“Hey, I said Ba Sang,” Yin Yin leaned on the door. Shi held his hands to express his dissatisfaction and complained, “You didn’t even tell me that there is such a thing as a nirvana. It’s so cunning.”

“Xinjiang…” A Miao solemnly put her hand The scroll was handed to Xin Ba Hao, “Now is the time to inherit this last trick left by my father, the profound meaning of Heaven’s Wuxinliu, its name is–”

Taking advantage of A Miao’s words, Xin Ba Hao explained

Opening the scroll in his hand, he also saw the name of the profound meaning that A Miao was about to say.

“—The evil holy sword, Liewu, Changan, Thor, and Thor, the super plumber brother, the second-ranking and miraculous super plumber brother, Li Budi, counterattack and supervise the slash!

” Ba Hao murmured: “Father…”

But the next moment…

“Long dead person-yo!!” Xinbaha frantically complained, “No, although I do feel the hard work condensed in this name, but it’s too long to remember! Even if it miraculously memorized it… I will also let people do it before reporting the name of the nirvana!”

Kagura said aloud: “No one stipulates that the name of the nirvana must be called Aru.”

Kubei proposed. Objection: “But after all, this is a move that Ling Zun came up with with all his strength on the hospital bed. It’s better to shout it out when you use it…and you should speak as fast as possible.”

“The role of this nirvana. Is it just finding fault?!” Xin Baji spit out.

“But my family is embarrassed to call the name of the move, so…” Jiubingwei continued in a low voice, and then made up a scene in his mind-

“Wan [beep-] Tongtiantongyan!” While shouting like that, he took off his blindfold.

“…I will add a beep to it.”

After

seeing the new Baji of Jiubingwei’s brain supplement, he immediately complained: “Where are you adding a beep! It’s even more misleading, okay?”

Kondo, who was concerned about it, stood up and took the words to himself: “The profound meaning of our school is called Tama King Kong Smashing Three-stage Assault, which is a little bit awkward, so it is simply called “Tama Jinsan”!

(Note: TAMAKINSAN: [Beep-] [Beep–])

” Hide

your whole body with beep first!”

!

”

“Isn’t that a good idea?”

Gintoki took the scroll in Shin Baja’s hand and said, “Let’s simplify it a little.

”

Jiang Cheng, who looked over his head, nodded and said, “That’s right, it’s enough to simply call it the Sacred Artifact Slash.

”

Sacred Artifact Slash…” Xin Ba Hao pondered these three words carefully, “Indeed, it’s a bit like the name of a nirvana, and it’s very concise without beeping…”

“Oh! It’s really good!” Kondo nodded and praised, “It’s similar to my family’s profound meaning, sex…”

(Note: Holy and sex are the same pronunciation.)

“Forget it.” Shinbaha instantly raised his hand and changed his mouth.

“Hey? Don’t you like it?” Jiang Cheng was surprised, and then he had a flash of inspiration again and suggested: “So… how about XP slash? You can cut off the enemy’s XP or something, it sounds very powerful!”

“No, this There is no such nirvana in the world. Speaking of which, what kind of slashing method is to cut off XP? I don’t know!”

“Yeah, that kind of name is too common, and no one wants to learn it at first glance.” Nodding and taking over the words, he looked at the scroll in his hand again, “In short, I have written so much, in short, Tianxiang Mirror has flashed.”

“Where is this written? What is Mirror Flash?”

Kagura suggested: “Then add a beep here, become Tianxiang O flash and Aru.”

“What are you going to make trouble with by covering up the mirror characters!” Xin Ba Hao complained again, “It’s completely a cottage. Someone else’s rhythm!”

A Miao suggested with a smile: “Then just [beep-] [beep-] [beep-] that’s it.”

“Sister-! In this case, I will completely become Let’s call the perverts who play forbidden words again!!”

“Ah, enough.” Qingta said impatiently carrying the bamboo sword, “It doesn’t matter what the name is, in short, hurry up and show it, that O device. Slash or something.”

A Miao nodded: “Indeed, now is not the time to be stumped by a name, the question is what trick this profound meaning is and how to learn it

.

” Including Kondo who came, Jiang Cheng and several others sat around the scroll with solemn expressions.

“Sa, let’s get started, old man.” Yin Shi looked at the new man.

Hearing the sound, Xin Ba Haw picked up the scroll and turned it back a little bit.

“Evil Saint Sword Liewuta Changan (abbreviated below) refers to…”

Xin Baha complained: “If you think it’s too troublesome to write, don’t use such a name at the beginning!”

“…Heaven Wuxinliu is the most profound, strongest, The secret mystery of a single lineage! This move must never be known to others!”

“I’m sorry, it has already been known.”

“If you want to ask why, because this move has the power to change the truth of the world!”

Seeing this, Even the expression of Xin Bazhu, who was still complaining about his name just now, gradually became solemn.

“It’s actually such a powerful move…!”

“Record this profound meaning here.”

“Using the secret method, after defending against the enemy’s attack…↓→+K”

Looking at the mark on the scroll, he fell silent. After a long time, Shinhachi

said again: “What is this mark-like thing?” Kondo said aloud: “Press the cross key from the bottom to the horizontal, and then press the K button?”

“This is not a fighting game. Is there an order?!” Xin Baha’s whole body is not well, and he is madly complaining with the scroll, “Is there no such button on your son!”

The expression on the face of Harita on the side has also changed from the excitement at the beginning. became speechless.

“No, UU reading www.sonicmtl.com, maybe it’s more concise and clear.” Yin Shi said aloud at this time, “I guess pressing the cross key from the bottom to the horizontal, and then pressing the K button means, from pressing down The posture of the body preparing to use the knife suddenly changes to the posture of swinging the knife forward! That is to say, after defending the enemy’s attack, take advantage of the unprepared counterattack to draw the knife!”

“You can understand that, Mao .

This stupid cheat book?” Xinba twitched the corners of his mouth and complained, “Why did you nod Jiang Chengsang? Do you understand that too? Why?!”

“One of my profound meanings is to be in the month… when others are not paying attention to secretly taking money out to buy games, I also press the cross key from the bottom to the horizontal, and then press the K (in gold) button.”

Xin Ba Hao silently replied .

Said: “No, you are just secretly taking money to buy games, you scumbag!”

“And in my secret mysteries, when you want to steal other people’s pudding in the middle of the night,” Yin Shi said to himself. Explained, “It’s just pressing the cross key from bottom to side, and then pressing the P button, basically the same.”

“What’s the matter with your scumbag and my family’s mystery?!”