Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 743

[Chapter 684:]

“What do you mean?”

Shinhachi replied: “Because the two people under the car are not the bar owner and the bartender! They are Wangjun and Haruko-chan who want to leave the last memory! The two of them are just talking with each other. Xiaomei is playing the last hide-and-seek game!”

“So how did you figure it out!!” Qingta had completely collapsed, and then she suddenly discovered something, and complained frantically again, “Can you guys not show it? Such a shocked expression! I don’t understand it at all!!”

“There is neither a love triangle nor a plastic relationship between the three children,” Xin Baha walked over slowly, taking care of himself as he walked. Said, “Some are just the purest friendship, they…just want to play one last game of hide and seek before Xiaomei leaves, and keep this memory deep in their hearts. So the answer here…should be “We made an appointment, we will meet again in ten years. Waiting for the best (mature) Xiaomei…” “As expected

of the idea of virginity…” Harita sighed subconsciously, but she suddenly reacted, ” No, not right!

all stop!

Enough is enough!

I don’t want to hear anything from you anymore!

”

“Ha ha ha!

New Baji-kun!

” Kondo’s voice suddenly came over at this time, “Your conclusion is too early!”

!

”

“What did you say!”

Xinba was startled, and turned his head to look at Kondo who did not know when.

Kondo held his hands and closed his eyes and said solemnly: “Although the analysis has been decent, but you have ignored the most important thing.” Important point!

”

“Yes . . . what is it?”

“Xin Ba Haw swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and a few drops of cold sweat gradually appeared on his forehead.

“Have you not found it yet?”

Kondo walked over on his own, and at the same time continued on his own, “It’s not the bar owner and the bartender who are hiding under the car, nor Wang-jun and Haruko-chan, but… a date under the car. Me and your sister, Miss A Miao, have been staying all night long!

”

“Why! Why did you even show up!” Qingta complained again, and then looked at Jiang Cheng and everyone else, “I told you not to show such a shocked expression again!”

“No, this shock has nothing to do with it. The shock just now is different.” Jiang Cheng’s expression changed instantly, squinting his eyes and pointing at Kondo’s back, “If you want to ask why…”

“What nonsense are you talking about here!!!” I

don’t know why A Miao, who arrived at the time, roared with white eyes, and sent Kondo up to the ceiling with just one shot.

boom!

!

!

Looking at the big hole in the ceiling and the meteor that had just risen into the sky,

everyone present was silent.

“Really, if you don’t pay attention, someone will spread rumors.” A Miao clapped her hands, and then narrowed her eyes with a smile on her face, “When passing by, I happened to hear an orangutan caring about prostituting my old lady, so I solved it a little bit. Don’t you mind?”

“Don’t mind, don’t mind.” Everyone shook their heads at the same time.

“But speaking of it… I heard what you guys were talking about just now,” A Miao continued with a smile and raised an index finger, “Speaking of which, everyone, haven’t you found out yet?

” ?

!

】 Qingtai complained in her heart.

A Miao went on to say, “It’s the scene…there really is a corpse.”

[Ah, I know, there is indeed an orangutan’s corpse standing at the scene.

】 Qingtai thought silently in her heart, 【and the culprit has also been confirmed.

】

“And…” A Miao narrowed her eyes again and tilted her head slightly, “Don’t you think… Haruko and Xiaomei look very similar?”

【So how did you see it!

】 Qingtai complained in her heart, 【I didn’t see anything!

There is not even a picture in the question!

By the way… Brother Jiang Cheng, why are you showing such a shocked expression again!

Why!

!

】

A Miao seemed to be excited, she clenched her fists and said, “Yes, the images of a good father and a good husband are all fake! That person is not that kind of person! The killer who murdered the orangutan is really Xiaomei’s father. !”

[No, it’s you.

】All the people present thought to themselves at the same time.

“Eldest sister,” Kagura, who didn’t know when it would arrive, said with his arms in his arms, “No, it’s not. Xiaomei’s father and Haruko’s mother have nothing to do with each other, it’s just that ordinary neighbors usually greet each other when they go out. That’s it!”

[Hey—!

Stop it in moderation!

】 Qingtai has completely collapsed, 【Please!

Don’t go any further!

I have no interest in those things at all!

Speaking of your shocked expressions, I almost vomited!

】

“How, how could it be!” A Miao looked in disbelief.

Kagura shouted with a serious expression: “Ordinary people…how could it be so cruel to kill orangutans who happened to pass by!!”

[No, there is a woman in front of you who will brutally kill orangutans.

】Everyone present retorted in their hearts at the same time.

“Actually…actually…!!” A Miao covered her mouth with a look of disbelief.

“No, it’s too early for you to say it.” Little Ape, who didn’t know when he arrived, said aloud, “Because… the one under the car is neither the bar owner and the bartender’s son, nor Wang Jun and Haruko-chan, nor the gorilla. , but… Me and Yin Sang!”

Saying that, Xiao Yuan rushed towards Yin Shi excitedly, “Yin Sang~ Are you going to sleep under the car together tonight? Ah~ I am so excited just thinking about it. …啊啊啊啊啊！！”在将

小猿很是随意地踹出窗外之后，银时像个没事人一样的掏起了鼻孔。

At this moment, the voices of certain two female… Shikigami sounded.

“No, master, what you said is too early.” The outsider who didn’t know when he arrived said in a flat tone, “First of all, you didn’t notice that there were not two people but three people under the car!”

Immediately afterwards, Waidoumaru and Kuzuha hugged the quilt they were carrying and said at the same time, “It’s us who lingered under the car with Jiang Cheng sama all night! This is the proof… ah ah ah ah!!!”

After flying the two spoiler shikigami out of the window, Jiang Cheng raised his hands and bowed and said casually, “Anyway, it’s too troublesome to go on like this, so I’d better raise my hands to vote. I think it’s Haruko and Wangjun under the car. Please raise your hand——”

Xin Ba Hao raised his hand very seriously and pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose: “I will never allow you to insult the friendship of the three of them!”

“It’s alright, virginity glasses.” Jiang Cheng waved his hand casually, and then continued: “Also, if you think the son of the bar owner and the bartender is under the car, please raise your hand.

”

“If you think it’s a passing orangutan, please raise your hand.

”

“If you think it’s me and Yinsang, please raise your hand!!” The little ape, whose forehead was covered in blood, clawed at the edge of the window and tried his best to reveal his head.

“If you think it’s us and Jiang Cheng sama, please raise your hand!” Gaidomaru and Kuzuha, who returned to the scene of the crime, raised their hands and shouted at the same time.

“If you think…it’s BZ, please raise your hand~” A Miao asked with a smile and raised her hand.

“I think it’s…”

“I think it’s…”

“I think it’s…”

In the midst of this noise, Harita… silently picked up the test set on the table and bowed her head and silently backed out and closed the room. Door.

Harita, who was leaning against the door, lowered her head and looked at the test set in her hand with a dark face.

In the end… Harita slowly picked up the pen and wrote a big letter on the paper——“I really don’t know!!”

(End of this article.)

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One weekend, at Shimura’s house, in the dojo of the Hengdo Hall, Shin Baha was instructing a group of disciples to swing their swords.

Although everyone except Harita is a homeless, and the purpose of these homeless people is only to get chocolate, but… Shin Baha is indeed a good-looking, bossy, and even… The expression gradually became a little bit more fluffy. .

Looking at the people who could be called disciples who were still waving their swords in front of them, Xin Baji slightly corrected his color, and after coughing twice, he picked up his practice bamboo sword and said, “Listen! If you don’t have a firm will, people will easily surrender to others! You won’t become stronger just by swinging your sword there! Tell me! Why do you want to be super strong? What are you here for? Dojo?”

At this time, A Miao walked over with a smile, stopped and smiled and praised: “Everyone is really in good spirits, it’s almost time to take a break.” With

that, A Miao filled her hands with two plates. The Hawaiian Chocolate Fruit was lifted up, “It’s time to eat the Hawaiian Chocolate Fruit.” In an

instant, all the people present threw their bamboo swords aside at the same time, and scrambled to squeeze A Miao. past.

Looking at the crowd that was still crowding, Xin Ba Ha was just silent…

After being humiliated by the homeless people who got the chocolate, Xin Ba Ha forced the crowd out of the door with a smile on their face, and even sent them out. The last sentence: “Next time, come again, there are as many Hawaiian chocolates as you want…”

After sending everyone out and closing the door, the smile on Xin Baji’s face disappeared…

“That’s not the case. Right!!” Xinbaha knelt down and slammed the floor heavily, “Everyone is just here for the Hawaiian chocolate fruit! Only Haruita-kun is the only one who seriously learns swordsmanship!”

“Hey— —” Harita, who was squinting peas and chewing the Hawaiian chocolate fruit, deliberately dragged a long voice, “Is that so?”

“Why did you even eat it!”

“Sister A Miao, I still want it~” Qingtai raised her hand and shouted with a smile, “It’s really delicious, this Hawaiian chocolate fruit, I really like it!”

“You are also for the Hawaiian chocolate .

Fruit?!” Xin Baha’s whole body is not well.

“No, to be honest, I’ve been all about the Hawaiian chocolates recently.” Harita answered honestly while eating.

“Don’t just say it out loud!” Xinbaha shouted bitterly, “My heart will hurt very much! Say you are a real disciple!

” Doudouyan replied, “Recently, your attitude is really unpleasant. You always look arrogant and even a little flirtatious. It’s too annoying.”

“Hey? Really? Really?” Asked, “I’m just imitating my father, just imitating what he looked like when he taught his disciples.”

“The times have changed,” Qing Tai cowardly sighed and continued: ” How could it be possible to attract disciples with such an outdated method? Let’s change the method a little bit.”

“Even if you say so…” As he spoke, Xin Baha also lowered his head and sighed, “But so far, apart from you, the Some people who come for the Hawaiian chocolate fruit.”

“How about adding a few flavors?” Harita suggested, “It’s all one flavor that will only attract homeless people, but if you add a few flavors, say Maybe it can attract other people.”

“It’s not just the homeless…” Shinbaha pondered carefully.

…

The next day, Xin Ba Ha, who was wearing casual clothes, looked at the homeless people in the yard, and while walking towards the gym, he thought to himself: [Forget it, don’t think about that kind of thing. If it goes well, I think it’s not bad.

That’s enough…]

Before Xin Baha thought about it, he came to the door of the gym, looking at the natural scroll of JUMP who was lying on the ground on one side boredly looking at the JUMP in his hand, instructing the wanderers who contacted the Turtle School Qigong Guys, the whole person is not well in an instant.

“What are you doing!!” Xin Baha struggled to complain, “Why, Mao, you are teaching people to be immortals in other people’s dojos!” As

soon as he finished speaking, the corner of Xin Baha’s eyes suddenly noticed that another Next to him, Jiang Cheng, who was leading a group of homeless people, was sitting cross-legged on the ground and meditating (sleeping).

“Listen, you guys.” Jiang Cheng said casually, “The heart is used with the sword! The heart must also be exercised! In short, enter the state of no self! Look after me! Close your eyes, what? Don’t even think about it! Start!!”

After saying that, everyone including Jiang Cheng closed their eyes at the same time, and after a while, they all started shouting.

“You’re even more outrageous!” Xin Baha, who rushed forward, instantly kicked Jiang Cheng aside, “What kind of shit training! Isn’t it just sleeping?! Why? You will be in the dojo!”

“I asked them to be temporary lecturers.” A Miao who arrived said with a smile.

“First of all, in order to make them interested,” Gintoki said, “it still needs to be taught from the gorgeous nirvana.”

“No, that is someone else’s nirvana, and it has nothing to do with swordsmanship! And you will never do this trick!”

“Also, you have to combine work and rest. This kind of feeling.” Jiang Cheng nodded and said to himself, “Probably it will be fine.”

“No, yours That’s just sleeping! It has no effect at all!”

“Finally, it’s enough to be able to emit Turtle Qigong while sleeping!”

“No, I’ve never heard of it!”

“Instructor Sakata, Jiang Cheng “Teacher, zzzz” shouted Kagura with his eyes closed, “I think I can do it now, Alu ZZZZ, I feel like something is about to come out!”