Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 734

[Chapter 675: Too much spoiled child will have many disadvantages?]

“Well, yes, I heard the voice of God… my colleague is also the culprit of all this.”

Voice?

Didn’t see anyone?

“Well, because I was smashed by the smashed silver… Victim No. 1 was crushed to the ground.” In

other words, Victim No. 1 was injured at almost the same time as you, right?

We can roughly understand what you mean. You are buying the little yellow book with your sister on your back… No, on the way home after going out for a walk in the middle of the night, you were implicated by the perpetrator and the No. 1 victim who were in conflict, right?

“That’s right.” No. 2 Victim Spectacle nodded, and then showed an unbearable face again, “I… obviously innocent, but turned out to be like this…”

We are deeply sympathetic to your experience.

So do the readers in front of the screen.

I didn’t expect to receive such an innocent disaster just when I went out for a walk.

“I tried my best to explain it…” No. 2 glasses said while choking, “Obviously I tried so hard to explain to my sister, this adult magazine is really not mine!!” Huh

?

boom!

!

!

The third victim’s hand forced the head of the second victim’s glasses down on the table. After this blow, the only remaining intact lens of the second victim’s glasses was also shattered.

“Ahem, it’s me next.” Victim No. 3 cleared his throat and said, “What, let’s forget the two idiots just now.”

Uh… well, then let’s start again, Please also tell me about your relationship with the perpetrator.

“I… should be regarded as her distant uncle,” Victim No. 3 said, sitting cross-legged on the ground, with one arm around her chest and the other on her chin, “I’m also the person most likely to be her stepfather, basically as long as As soon as that bald man dies, I will have everything that Sister Jiang Hua has. Now the entire universe is recruiting killers, if you are interested, please call the hotline number 0…”

Pfft!

!

(sound of bitterness entering the body)

呲—(sound of blood spurting)

thump!

(falling to the ground)

Well, there seems to be a new perpetrator at the scene, and it seems that a new conflict has broken out. Readers and friends, don’t worry for the time being.

We go ahead with a commercial, and when the scene is a little more stable, we turn the camera back.

Twenty minutes later…

“Cough,

sorry, it was just a little accident.”

Several kunai on Victim No. 3’s head appeared in front of the camera again.

Those on your head…

“It doesn’t matter.” Victim No. 3 raised his hand and said, “Let’s continue, and the hotline just now. I hope you can help me post it at the end after the show is over, please.

” Okay, so let’s continue the interview just now, which means that your relationship with the perpetrator is a relative?

“Yes, because this child came to the earth alone, I am also her only relative on earth.”

Guardian on earth?

“It’s not wrong to say that.” Victim No. 3 nodded, “but I think one day I will become her real guardian. There is also Sister Jianghua’s new but that, Sister Jianghua! I I won’t mind the status of a widow! Don’t worry!”

Pfft!

!

呲 –

thump!

!

Well, let’s go into another advertisement.

Ten minutes later…

“It was just a small accident.”

Victim No. 3, whose body was covered in Kunai, appeared in front of the camera again.

“What, after the show, please paste the words LOVE Jianghua sister at the end of the show, please, I will pay more.”

Uh… well, but then again, the one just now should be considered the perpetrator, right?

Does this kind of thing matter?

This aspect of things doesn’t need to be exposed…

poof!

呲 –

thump!

!

“Hey-!! Yueyue!” Suspect No. 3 stood up and shouted, then quickly rushed forward to straighten the fallen camera, “What have you done to the reporter! How should the interview continue? Hey, are you alright?”

Ah… just barely, I felt like I saw my great-grandmother across the river bank just now.

I…I miss my great-grandmother!

When I was young, I would hold my hand and go to festivals or something.

Woohoo…

“Hey, calm down!” Victim No. 3 said as he secretly stuffed a few thousand-dollar bills into this person’s hands, “Anyway, remember your great-grandmother or something later, and now put Forget about seeing your great-grandmother just now. How about it?”

You are… so embarrassed.

“Hahaha, it’s okay, it’s okay, you must forget everything just now.” Victim No. 3 patted the man on the back, and then sat in front of the camera again, “Cough, then let’s start again.”

The lights and the microphone are a little closer to the third victim. Don’t sleep on the camera, we officially start.

Snapped!

ACT!

!

Welcome to our studio, then please continue to describe the process of persecution to us, and as far as we know, you were persecuted in your own home this morning, right?

“Actually, persecution or something…” Suspect No. 3 held his chin and frowned, before he stopped.

Have a mental baggage?

“Well, there is indeed a point.” Suspect No. 3 nodded, “You see, I may be a god after all… She’s what in the future, and now she’s the only relative on earth, I always feel that I can make her willful again. one o’clock.”

But it’s not good to spoil children too much, right?

There are many disadvantages to the growth of children.

“I said so, but…”

Please say it with confidence, I believe the readers in front of the screen must also think so.

“Okay…” Victim No. 3 nodded, and then his expression changed in an instant, and he yelled at the camera with white eyes and saliva: “Hey! Give me a little more! Kagura! I’ve said it all. I’m going to use the pocket money I gave you this month to buy games, and I’ll make it up for you at the end of the year. Why are you so excited?! By the way, you smashed my game equipment again! You’ve almost got enough! To be honest, What I love is only Sister Jiang Hua! If I had to say something specific, it would be Sister Jiang Hua’s [beep——] and [beep——], your words…”

I’m sorry, there’s something wrong with the scene, director!

Director!

cut off!

cut off!

!

…

The three people sitting around Jiang Cheng’s living room (Yin Shi, Xin Ba Ha, and Jiang Cheng) watched the interview on TV, all of them were expressionless.

“That…is this kind of thing really okay?” Xinba asked, twitching the corners of his mouth, “Jiang Chengsang, are you sure Mrs. Jiang Hua will allow us to re-educate Kagura when she sees this kind of thing?”

“Cut! This rotten show group didn’t put the LOVE sister Jiang Hua I asked for at the end of the show.” Jiang Cheng turned his face away and spat bitterly.

“It’s even worse if you put it in, right?” Xin Ba Hao complained again, “You should also consider the mood of the owner of Xinghai Fang, you must be angry when you see this kind of thing?”

“I always say something straight, this is mine Forbearance!”

“What kind of forbearance is this!” Shinbaha frantically complained, “Naruto wouldn’t be interested in other people’s wives!”

“You’re wrong, Shinbaha-kun.” Jiang Cheng Shaking his head, he then pointed to the direction straight ahead, “There… but there are many people who call themselves Hinata’s husband! Right? Readers!”

“Stop shouting at the screen!” Shinbaha warned loudly road.

“Dayu Spiral Pill!!”

Boom!

!

!

” Who

was that yellow hair just now?” Yin Shi asked with his little finger picking his nostrils.

Xin Ba Haw didn’t answer, but looked at Jiang Cheng, who was beaten to the ceiling by a yellow hair and a big jade spiral pill who just passed by.

After Yin Shi flicked the booger off his little finger, he pouted the corner of his mouth and continued to say, “Really, it’s too much trouble, it’s on the show again and so on. Hurry up and pay for the mental damage and medical expenses. Wouldn’t it be over if you took it out?”

Bang!

!

Jiang Cheng, who came down from the ceiling, stepped on Yinshi’s head with both feet and stepped it into the floor.

“What are you doing!” Yinshi, whose head was covered in blood, shouted angrily with his fists clenched, “Are you coming too?!”

“Really,” Jiang Cheng looked at the two with contempt, “one is stealing food. The bastard of someone else’s pudding, one is a puberty stinky boy who secretly bought adult magazines and was beaten up by his sister when he found out. Then he blamed all the faults on others…”

Yin Shi angrily retorted: “It’s all about what happened to the pudding. It doesn’t matter who it is! The important thing is the injury! Look how she smashed me? She just stole a few puddings and a cake from her!”

“No, Yinsang, you really It’s self-inflicted.” Xin Baha said blankly, then patted the table hard and looked at Jiang Cheng seriously, “Jiang Cheng-sang! My injury is inseparable from Kagura! If she didn’t If

you tell your sister…”

Jiang Cheng raised his hand and knocked on Xin Bazhu’s head, expressionless: “No, you are basically doing it yourself.”

Ding Ding——

“Sister Jiang Hua has news!” Jiang Cheng hurriedly took out his mobile phone, and at the same time showed a look of anticipation, “Have you finally made up your mind to divorce that bald man?!”

“Sister is very good. Re-education… or something, I hope Kagura can learn a little something related to art, Kagura will ask you. UU reading www.sonicmtl.com”

“This…” Shinpachi tweeted Pushing the framed glasses on the bridge of his nose, he murmured, “Could it be that…you agree?”

Jiang Cheng slammed the table hard, then raised his forehead with a heartbroken expression on his face: “How can it be repaired! Don’t mention the divorce with that bald man!”

Shinhachi: …

After

an afternoon of discussions, Jiang Cheng, Yinshi and Shinhachi designed a set for Kagura called “Kagura”. Re-education” program.

It specifies some work and rest schedules as well, other things to do.

Of course, the three of them are only the planners, and a woman has to make the decision. That’s right, a woman who holds Jiang Cheng’s financial power.

Yueyong let out a breath of cigarette and put down the A4 paper in her hand.

“Are you three serious?”