Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 733

[Chapter 674 : We advocate discussing matters on a case-by-case basis!]

One day, a plastered and dirty natural roll and a bandaged spectacle kicked open Jiang Cheng’s door at the same time.

boom!

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After the door was kicked down, Gintoki and Shinhachi rushed in angrily.

“You should also take care of that violent little girl!” Yin Shi, who had a bandage on his head and a plaster cast on his left leg and a hospital gown, shouted, “Obligation, obligation! You, the guardian of the earth, should occasionally do Do your duty! Look, here and here are all done by that violent little girl!”

“Yeah! Jiang Chengsang!” Xin Baha, whose right eye was full of cracks, said angrily. He said loudly, “Even if it is for Kagura-chan’s sake, some necessary measures must be taken! If this continues, maybe she will become a very bad person in the future! By the way, why is my description only glasses?”

“Anyway, let’s settle the medical expenses first and then let’s talk about mental damage expenses.” Yin Shi continued on his own, but just after he finished speaking, Xin Ba Hao pulled the corner of his clothes.

“What’s wrong?” Yin Shi looked disapproving, and then showed a serious expression on his face: “Isn’t it normal for this kind of thing to be a little bit mentally damaged? Even acquaintances shouldn’t be too pampered! Bad behavior, we victims can’t bear to swallow it! Understand?! Old man! This time, it can’t be counted without tens of millions!”

“No, that’s not what I meant, and… how about tens of millions or something?” “…”

“It’s better to make up the whole thing for 100 million.” Yin Shi continued with his chin supported.

“No, before discussing that kind of thing…” Said, Shin Baha looked blankly at a certain direction in the living room, “There seems to be a victim here too, although I don’t know why, but there is no doubt that A victim.”

“Huh?” Yin Shi was surprised, and then followed the direction Xin Ba Ha was looking at, “What are you talking about…”

After seeing Jiang Cheng’s situation at this time, Yin Shi stopped instantly. When he closed his mouth, his expression instantly froze.

I saw that Jiang Cheng’s entire head was stuffed into the computer monitor at this time, and it seemed that he had experienced some kind of beating, and the broken monitor still had the sound of electric sparks from time to time.

If you look closely, Jiang Cheng’s body will twitch a few times from time to time. As for whether he is still conscious… It’s hard to say.

“Is it… Yin Shi?” Jiang Cheng’s extremely weak voice sounded, “Then what… Please help me pull out my head, my body… has multiple fractures…”

“Let’s go,

old eight.” Yin Shi He turned around without hesitation and was about to leave, “Listen, we didn’t see anything when we came in. We didn’t see anything at the murder scene or something. Do you understand?”

“Understood.” Quietly turn around and follow.

“Wait a minute—!!”

…

In front of the low table in the living room, three victims whose eyes were covered by a black screen and whose voices were also treated with special treatment were telling various experiences of persecution.

First victim first, here’s what he said…

“Hey? Me? Is it me first?”

Our first victim doesn’t seem ready, that… needs to give you a little more Time to get ready?

“No, no. It’s ready.”

So, let’s just get started, first… eh?

Don’t cry yet.

Sorry readers, the first victim is a little emotional, let’s give him a little more time.

…

is it ok?

“Well, it’s alright. Sorry, I was a little excited just now.”

Can you briefly describe the situation at that time?

Hey?

Why are you crying again?

sir, sir?

Calm down for sure.

“Sorry, sorry, but when I think about the situation at that time, I can’t help it.”

In short, please take a little control, then we start again.

First, please describe how you were persecuted under the circumstances at that time.

“Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu…” Victim No. 1 lay down on the table and cried out loudly, while sobbing and said, “That…that’s obviously me…it seems to be me…no, it’s obviously the pudding I bought! Woohoo-”

Pudding?

In other words, has your pudding been illegally seized?

Please also explain in detail.

“It’s not that simple!” Victim No. 1 shouted excitedly, slamming the table with both fists, “I’m just afraid of being discovered… No, I just want to steal… No, it’s not.”

That is to say

Tried to steal the pudding, but it was repaired, right?

“No!! I said no!” Victim No. 1 slammed the table a few times again, “It’s just a very hard work during the day! Then I want to eat a little of her at night… No, it’s just my pudding! ”

Well, we understand, please go on.

“But, but…” Victim No. 1 sobbed again, “Just when I walked carefully to the refrigerator and just opened the refrigerator door…”

It turned out to be the case, that is, when I was about to steal the pudding Got caught and fixed it?

“No—! In other words, do you still have conscience? Seeing my appearance, are you still concerned about the trivial question of who the pudding is?!”

Sir, don’t get excited, please continue. .

“And then…” Victim No. 1 choked again, covered her face and continued with grief: “I really didn’t steal the pudding! Please believe me! I explained it to her like this, but…but… Woohoo…”

So what, did it turn out to be eaten?

Pudding…

“It’s all said that that’s not the point! What’s the matter with you? Why do you have to compete on such an unimportant matter!”

Bang!

!

Victim No. 1, who was smashed by the other two victims with their hands on their heads and smashed their heads on the table, let out a scream of “wow”, and then went completely silent.

“Sorry.” No. 2 victim glasses raised his mosaic glasses, and said to the camera very politely: “Please forget about the No. 1 victim.”

Well… OK.

“Then let me do it this time.” No. 2 victim’s glasses faced the camera, but then he suddenly thought of something, “Can I really say it? Won’t I be recognized and revenge? To be honest, I’m a little worried.”

Don’t worry, Mosaic has already been marked, and the voice has been processed, so it will never be recognized by acquaintances.

“Really?” No. 2 victim’s glasses pinched his chin, obviously still in disbelief, “but I always feel a little uneasy.”

Don’t worry, no one will recognize you now.

I believe that readers in front of the screen will never recognize it.

It’s just a pair of glasses that don’t matter at all and don’t look familiar…human.

“Since that’s the case…” The burden on No. 2 victim’s glasses was relieved. He nodded and said, “Hey, I see, I will tell all about my victimization process.”

Well, first of all, let me introduce myself Well, give readers a general idea of your relationship with the perpetrator in a way that you feel obscure.

“Specifically… it’s a colleague.”

Hey – it turned out to be a colleague. It is also a normal state of society for colleagues to fight for their superiors. Please continue.

“It’s not the kind of open and secret fight to gain the upper hand.” Victim No. 2 touched the back of his head with glasses and continued, “But…no, no, unlike Victim No. 1, I didn’t do anything to provoke her at all. I feel really innocent!”

Oh?

Can I see what you said specifically?

Our side, including the readers in front of the screen, will support you, please don’t take any psychological burden.

“Actually yesterday…” Victim No. 2 pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose and slowly recounted what happened to him…

“Last night, my sister was on the night shift…”

Could it be that your family was also persecuted?

“No, that’s not the case. I am often persecuted by my family. But it doesn’t matter anymore, and it’s not the kind of insignificant things I’m talking about now.” I

understand, then for the time being, we won’t pay attention to domestic violence in your family. things, you go on.

“Okay, let’s continue, what did I just say?”

Your sister is on the night shift…

“Yes, my sister was on the night shift last night, and I was the only one in the entire dojo. Then in the early morning, because I went out for some things…”

Early morning?

Why go out alone in the morning?

Are you talking about the adult magazine in your arms?

No. 2 victim with glasses, blushed, clenched his fists and shouted at the camera excitedly: “Do you really want to be interviewed? Does this matter matter? It doesn’t matter at all, right! Hey! Give me a little more! You unscrupulous media!”

Don’t get excited, we won’t talk about adult magazines, please continue.

“Cough,” Suspect No. 2 cleared his throat with his glasses, and at the same time, he put the magazine that was showing in his arms into his arms, UU reading www.

At the same time, sonicmtl.com pretended to complain: “You mass media, always pay attention to things that don’t matter at all.”

We already know we’re wrong, so please continue.

“And then… I secretly went to buy… ah, no, I bought a magazine for a complete person… ah, no, I was walking outside alone…”

After speaking, the No. 2 victim’s glasses suddenly lay on the table and sobbed.

What, did you meet your colleague at that time?

“…Sorry, I seem to be a little too excited.” No. 2 victim glasses took a few pieces of paper from the drawer box on the table and wiped away tears, and continued, “At that time, I happened to walk downstairs of the company, Then… first I heard the screams of Yin… Victim No. 1, and then I saw…” After

speaking, the expression of Victim No. 2 showed a bit of horror.

Could it be… is that your colleague?

!

Is that your colleague showing up at this time?

What exactly did she do to you?

Dear readers and friends, we will reveal it in the next chapter.