Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 732

[Chapter 673: Choosing to be confused is also a sign of not being confused!]

At this time, Jiang Zi and Yuexiong were walking slowly on their way back to Yoshihara.

“Really,” Jiang Zi (Jiang Cheng♀) rubbed the back of his head while muttering constantly, “What are you doing? She is a weak girl now, to do such a rude thing to a girl. , cut!”

Yuexiong, who was following Jiang Zi, said disdainfully: “What girl? Even if you look like this, I don’t feel that you are a little bit like a girl.”

“Really? “Jiang Zi murmured with his chin up and his brows dignified, “Is it really still a problem with the Europeans? Indeed, there is no such thing as running up and down, and it really can’t be called a woman.”

“I’m not talking about that!” Yuexiong shouted, “Is that how you treat women in the first place?!”

“Or else?” Jiang Zi turned his head and blinked his big, pure eyes like glass beads to look at Yuexiong.

Looking at Jiang Zi’s appearance, Yuexiong said silently: “Ah… That’s right, you bastard is a very pure scum, and… as always.”

“To say that such a cute girl is scum, Are you a real scumbag? And… as always.” Jiang Zi pouted angrily.

“I’m sorry.” Yuexiong suddenly apologized.

“Huh?” Jiang Zi was stunned for a moment, then stopped to look back at Xiang Yuexiong and said, “Hey, what did you suddenly say without thinking?”

Yuexiong stopped and twitched gently. He took a cigarette and slowly spit it out, and said lightly: “I’m sorry, I seem to be too excited today. I didn’t do anything, but I think I can do anything.”

After listening, Jiang Zi hummed softly. , and then turned to take the lead.

“Sa, go back. And… the person you should apologize is not me, right?” Jiang Zi waved his hand and replied in a flat tone.

Looking at Jiang Zi’s little back, for some reason, Yuexiong suddenly had the illusion of seeing Jiang Cheng’s original back, and after a long stunned moment, he chuckled and shook his head.

“What I’m saying is that I should apologize to myself who was betrayed by myself. Whether this idiot is a man or a woman, there is really no difference at all. As always, he is an idiot.”

Yuexiong said softly .

After muttering to himself, he slowly started to catch up with Jiang Zi.

[Sure enough, this is the most reassuring feeling… the feeling of following behind this idiot.

】 Yuexiong thought so in his heart.

“Hey hey, staring at the girl like that, but it will be regarded as a pervert.” Jiang Zi shrugged his shoulders and said without turning his head.

“No… I’m just thinking,” Yuexiong murmured, “What do you think of the Western-style skirt?”

“I really killed you, stinky woman.” After saying this lightly, Jiang Zi posed again. He waved his hand and said, “Hurry up and give me some moderation, I’ve had enough of those idiots, don’t let me become like that too. Having said that, now is not the time to think about these things, do you want to keep looking like that all the time? Is it?”

“It’s not… I can’t accept it.”

“You really are an incredible woman…” Jiang Zi twitched and complained with black lines all over his mouth, then stopped and raised his head to look at the sky with an expression on his face. Gradually, he became fiercer.

“It doesn’t matter if it’s a man or a woman, but after being played like this, it’s not my style not to take revenge…”

“Humph!” There will be results soon. And then…I’m not the kind of stubborn person who gets played with and ignores what happened.”

“That’s good.”

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Night, Yoshihara.

Just like before, Jiang Zi, who played games until late at night, put down the gamepad in his hand contentedly.

However, when Jiang Zi was about to wash up and go to bed, he suddenly got into trouble and stood at the bathroom door for several minutes without moving.

Probably for fear of inadvertently crossing that line of not knowing if it’s PTA or ethics or something.

But…in the end Jiang Zi stepped into the bathroom door.

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In the mist-filled bathroom, something shocking is happening.

Ka Ka Ka!

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With the holy light on his body, Jiang Zi kept making sounds similar to Ka Ka Ka, and his body changed little by little with this sound.

Not only the height was raised a little bit, but also…

A few seconds later, a woman with fair skin, a beautiful face, a protruding figure, and a shawl and long-haired woman with a face shape similar to the shrunken Jiang Zi appeared in the bathroom.

“It’s really been a long time since I used this trick~” Jiang Zi looked at himself in the mirror with his chin up, and muttered, “But I’m really amazing, even I feel incredible about this body. Yo. West! It’s ok now! If Loli can’t do it, this look will definitely be OK!”

But just when Jiang Zi was complimenting her wit, the bathroom door was suddenly opened by someone, and at the same time someone’s The voice also came in.

“If you can’t do it alone…” Yuexiong opened the door and said at the same time, but before he finished speaking, he was suddenly stunned after seeing the grown-up Jiang Zi in front of him.

Then, not only because of something, but also because of male instinct or something, a warm current with a slightly fishy smell gushed out of Yuexiong’s nose.

And Jiang Zi looked at Yuexiong with his eyes wide open and the nosebleed could not stop, and several black lines slowly appeared on his forehead.

[True or false…] Jiang Zi complained silently in his heart.

“You…” Yuexiong just said, but the next moment, his eyes suddenly darkened, and his consciousness also fell into a faint.

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When Yuexiong woke up again, the sky was completely bright.

He lifted the quilt, rubbed his neck and sat up, looked at the quilt under him, looked at his room, and murmured, “That… is it a dream? I dreamed of that guy. Horrible dream of becoming such a woman…”

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in the dining room.

“Hey,” Jiang Zi put down the bowl and chopsticks in his hand, and looked strangely at Yuexiong who was staring at him, “what are you doing? You want to expose your invisible XP in the morning? You stared at a cute little girl like me for so long.”

“Who is a pervert!” Yuexiong retorted instantly.

Jiang Zi covered his chest, made a very weak appearance, and said sullenly: “No, staring at the girl’s body with those eyes is already completely perverted. I hate it~ Saying that you are so good. One bite? Lolita or something, underage or something, it’s really incredible~ Police uncle~ Help me~ There is a pervert here~”

“It’s okay,” Yuexiong replied coldly, “Because it was Yoshihara originally. From now on, you can teach me how to become a qualified wandering girl. Sun Wheel, please trouble you.”

“Hi~” Sun wheel squinted and smiled, “I will definitely do it bit by bit. To cultivate the sauce to be the oiran of Yoshihara in the future.”

“I didn’t expect to be stared at by a sinful adult at such a young age…and it was someone’s body.” Jiang Zi sighed and said with a melancholy face, ” Ching Tai-kun~Save the family~”

Ching Tai: …

Since

the day the satellite was destroyed, nearly half a month has passed, whether it’s long or short. Here, the lives of Jiang Cheng and others whose genders have changed do not know whether to say they have changed or not, or they may have both.

The first is Jiang Zi. Although her appearance has indeed become a cute little loli, her personality and living habits have not changed at all.

It is worth mentioning that, for some unknown reason, the number of people expecting to be scolded by Jiang Zi began to gradually increase.

Then there are the former members of Baihua who are closest to Jiang Zi, who have changed from sluts to… in a sense, even more incredible idiots.

If there is no such thing as the Oedo Youth Protection Regulations, Jiang Zi thinks that maybe he may have been murdered.

Yuexiong, I don’t know whether to say it has changed or not. It seems that there is no change, but there is a strange habit that no one else knows about.

That is to pay attention to Jiang Zi’s honey juice.

The reason is either a dream or not.

No one else will know except me.

On the other hand, when looking at other people whose personalities have changed, first of all, the Zhenxuan group, and now their lives are basically on the right track.

The job of the miniskirt police shop is booming.

It is worth mentioning that, thanks to the blessing of an ugly ninja-controlling ninja, X-zi’s customer base is also very stable, and it is not only Quanzo, X-zi also has two unknown people who have never met before and don’t know what they look like. guests.

These two customers, one tall and the other short, would come to the store with a mask on each time, and then named Mr. X to order 20 servings of special earthenware rice bowls, which had been the case every day for half a month.

Yes, and the boss.

The headmaster went out independently and formed the SM club in Kabukicho with the perverted consultant (Shangxiong).

Under the merciless S aura, Zongzi seems to have become an oiran in Kabukicho, and he is the kind of oiran who can make a lot of money without even touching his hands.

The only ones left are the three members of the Master’s House, Ginko… After leaving a sentence “to go on a journey to pursue one’s self”, he never appeared in the Master’s House again.

Kagura Dun and Chitu Ma Chun also left together and embarked on a journey to find Cao Cao to serve him.

With only one person left, Xinba Haw also began to focus on the teaching of swordsmanship in his own dojo, and even prepared to go out to practice for his own dojo.

A simple sentence to describe the above people is: people who change, and life that does not change.

But there is still one person, who has never been the same as the others above, but…still confused.

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Xiao Yu was walking along the streets of Kabukicho, where he kept his head down, holding the love-related movie tickets that Chiako had given him a few days ago to watch with him.

[This is the world I hope for, everything should be as I wish, but…why is the mood so gloomy?

I know it’s definitely not just because of the weather.

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Thinking of this, Jubei held up the wet movie ticket in front of him and looked at it.

[I also know that the reason why the movie tickets given by others are wet is not just because of the rain.

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At this moment, a female voice on the side of the road called to stop Jubei.

“Mr. Samurai, if you don’t mind, can you let me do the math for you?”

Jubei, who stopped in his tracks, said without turning his head, “I’m sorry, I’ve had enough divination, so let’s find someone else. ”

Would you like to be a man or a woman?” A woman wearing a hat sitting in front of a divination table in the rain lowered her head and said, “It seems that you have already made up your mind, but why are you so gloomy? It’s difficult.” Imagine that you are going on a date for a while.”

Jubei was slightly startled, then lowered his head and slowly opened his mouth, while his fists gradually clenched.

“I don’t know who you are… But I’m not a man, let alone a woman, I’m the one who planted the trouble and involved everyone around me, pretending to give up for my own desires, and enjoying it all very much, everyone. I don’t know this, but I still care so much about me. What is “Don’t let her cry”, isn’t it you who is crying?

Even in a man’s body, I’m not masculine or feminine, just a mean scumbag.

Confused all the time, the answer I got in the end was like this.

So I don’t need to do any more fortune-telling.

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“The answers you get may not always be the same, maybe you get lost on a more intricate road,” said the woman, taking a ticket out of her bosom and putting it on the table, “but here’s another ticket , unfortunately, this is not for a date, but a ferry ticket to the next target planet of the Concave-Concave Cult.”

Until hearing this, Jubei suddenly turned his head and looked at the woman in surprise. .

“Mr. Liusheng Jiubingwei, let me ask you again, do you choose the ticket in your hand and be a man for the rest of your life, or choose the ticket in my hand and take back your daughter?”

“You… Who are you?!”

The woman continued to take care of herself: “No matter which ticket you choose, you will always be confused, right? But this is also good. Whether it is masculinity or femininity, this kind of value that unknown celebrities came up with is your goal. Is it? If it comes down to this kind of values, whether it’s a man or a woman, and you…”

After speaking, a woman… No, it should be said that Ginko took off his hat and looked at Jubei and continued. : “And me, I don’t need to live so hard anymore. Everyone is the same, Jiubingwei. You are not the only one who is confused. I don’t know those complicated things, but we are not the kind of people who don’t fight back after a loss. The good stubble!”

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the Milky Way, Chris Star, as the name suggests, is the planet where everyone is Chris.

Today’s Chris star is full of Chris as always, and life is very Chris, in short, very Chris.

But… a purple light ball that suddenly fell from the sky changed the life of Chris Star so Chris.

boom!

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The moment the purple ball of light exploded, the burst of purple light made all Chris choose to close their eyes.

“What was that light just now?”

Chris asked such a question, but then, all Chriss suddenly realized something and panicked instantly.

“What?! Men have become women, and women have become men!!”

Looking at the panicked Chriss, Jiang Cheng said silently and complained: “Hey, is it true? Is this reaction true? Isn’t it all Chris in the end?”

Said, Jiang Cheng looked at Gintoki and the others who had recovered, “What happened to the rest of you? Why are you all looking at me? I didn’t mean to Revenge?”

After being silent for a long time, Xin Baha said silently: “Then what… Jiang Chengsang, have you been caught in a time machine?”

“What?” Jiang Cheng asked.

“What!” Xin Baha pointed at Jiang Cheng, who looked like a child, and complained loudly, “You should also pay attention to your own appearance! The gender has changed, but the age has not changed at all!

” Ah! Really!” Jiang Cheng reacted only then, and panicked when he saw his body, “Hey! What the hell is going on?! Why is it like this! Isn’t this kind of body even like this and that? Can’t you do anything that can’t be written?!”

Looking at Jiang Cheng, who was even more panicked than the Chriss beside him, everyone was speechless.

“Calm down! Jiang Cheng sama!” A certain Miss Baihua quickly comforted, “Even if it doesn’t work now! But it will be fine in a few years! Be patient before that! If it doesn’t work, I will use it at night. Do your

best to relieve Jiang Cheng Sama’s pain!”

“What are you trying to do to the children!” Xin Baha on the side complained vigorously, “Enough is enough for you!”

“Hey, don’t stand still,” Yin said. Shi flicked off the booger on his little finger, and then said to Jiubingwei who was on the side, “I’ll leave it to you there.” Jiubingwei then came

back to his senses, turned around and rushed to the side.

But at this moment, Jiang Chengyuan’s voice sounded behind him.

“Is… no longer confused?”

After hearing Jiang Cheng’s voice, Jiubingwei paused for a while, then shook his head.

“No, whether it was before or in the future, I’ve decided to be lost forever. I’m… Liusheng, who was always confused… Kubei!”

After a soft snort, Jiang Cheng returned to his original size for some reason. Then he said, “Really? That’s good.”

“Hey?” Xin Ba Haw took off his glasses and wiped his eyes, “Recovered? Hey? What happened? Why did it suddenly recover? How did it happen?”

Kagura shouted excitedly: “It’s amazing, Aru! Uncle! I want to learn this trick Aru too!

” After Sa, after escaping in an aircraft, I learned it on other planets. For details, you can go to the Dragon Ball single book…”

Xin Baha complained: “No, Kakarot doesn’t know this skill, he learned it there. It’s the right moment to teleport!”

“Really?” Jiang Cheng wondered, and then suddenly thought of something, “Ah, that is, after sparring with the black-skinned boy in the temple, he was turned into a strange bead by Pilav. It

looks like a child.”

“Do you think it’s Dragon Ball GT?!”

“It’s been hard work after that,” Jiang Cheng sighed, spreading his hands, “Evil dragon or something…”

“It’s nothing to do with you! It’s hard work.

It’s Kakarot, right!”

“Anyway, Jiubingwei…” Jiang Cheng looked at the gradually receding Kubei, “There is one last point…”

Jiubingwei slowed down when he heard the sound.

“That archbishop of the Concave and Concave Sect, if you can…” Said, Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes and smiled as always, “I hope you can spare her life.”

“Why?” Xin Baha wondered.

Jiang Cheng propped his chin up, frowned slightly, and continued, “Although it’s the woman I dumped, but… I still feel a little embarrassed.”

After listening, the faces of everyone present sank at the same time.

“Then what…” Xinbaha asked silently with a dark face, “At that time…how did Jiang Chengsang dump her? Please explain this point.

” I don’t like feminine women” or something, in fact, because Opie is too small.

“Jiang Cheng replied casually, and then showed a look of emotion, and said with a sigh: “But I really don’t know how to do it, and I actually made myself look like this.

By the way, what happened to you?

Why are they aiming their weapons at me?

”

“What do you say!”

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“×n

“Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

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“Jiang Cheng’s screams.

“That…” Looking at the noisy crowd, X Zi♂ raised his hand and asked silently, “Did that just didn’t work?

I don’t seem to have changed.

Although the gender is back, the body shape has not changed at all.

Hearing the

sound, Jiang Cheng and Sogou tickled the corners of their mouths secretly… A

few days later, the earth.

Edo, the light rain that lasted for several days finally stopped, and also disappeared… The gloomy “cloud” In

the movie theater, Jiang Cheng was already snoring softly while holding the popcorn, while Kagura was constantly grabbing the popcorn from Jiang Cheng’s popcorn bucket and putting it into his mouth.

Yueyong, who was sitting on the other side of Jiang Cheng, looked down at a part of herself that had always been in the way, thoughtfully. On the

side, Jiubingwei and A Miao showed happy smiles as usual. They

fell asleep. Ginshi’s saliva all dripped onto the head of the little ape who was approaching excitedly, but the latter didn’t care at all.

The orangutan in casual clothes in the back row, Shake S and the pig were the same as before.

The picture freezes…

“Hey?

“Xin Ba Hao suddenly found something, lowered his head and picked up a purple glass ball, wondering: “What is this?”

”

“That’s Aru that was given to my uncle by the woman who was dumped by my uncle.” Kagura said vaguely while eating popcorn with a puffed cheek.

“Hey? Are you still giving gifts after being dumped so much?” Xin Baha said in surprise, but then he suddenly discovered something, “Wait, why is this bead cracked? It just fell on the ground and fell. Got it?”

Clap!

Snapped!

Snapped!

Seeing the beads that were shattered little by little and the purple light that came out of the gap, Xinba Haw was stunned for a while, then cold sweat began to appear on his face, and the corners of his eyes twitched uncontrollably.

“Hey? Could it be… Could it be…”

Boom!

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“Isn’t it–!!!”

(End of sex change chapter, UU reading www.sonicmtl.com.)

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“Three Years Z Group, Jiang Cheng Sansan” I forgot the number of episodes, ACT!

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“Ahem, anyway…” Jiang Cheng, who looked like a loli, looked at the students in the classroom blankly, “Don’t expect me to scold you, I won’t scold you. And…wigs, How many times have I said it, take off your wig.”

“Teacher~!” The heavily makeup-stained Gui raised his hand, then stood up and said, squeezing, “It’s really too much! People have been waiting outside Kabukicho for a long time. It’s been a long time! I haven’t let anyone show up! It’s really too much!”

“That’s right! It’s too much!” Elizabeth, who was also wearing heavy makeup, stood up and held up the sign, “We are also working hard to cooperate with the theme of this article! ”

Um…” Jiang Cheng pondered for a moment before speaking again with a blank face, “That’s because you are not working hard enough. Next time, please pick up the fucking gold and wait. Then… class.”

CUT!

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