Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 731
[Chapter 672 : Occasionally there will be too much excitement!]
“…turned into the worst kind of tram idiot who wants to attack elementary school students!”
“Huh?” Jiang Zi flicked off the earwax on his little finger, and said in a casual tone, “What are you talking about? Are you there? The PTA font written on my head now, if there is such a thing, how can that kind of guy dare to shoot casually.”
“Also… also, after all, Jiang Chengsang is now protected by PTA. .” Xin Baji touched his head and smiled, but after seeing the slogan marked “Yoshihara Baihua Guard Corps♂” in front of the members of Baihua suddenly changed to “PTA Warriors♂”, the ground was expressionless again. up.
“Jiang Chengsang, these people are not afraid of PTA at all,” Xin Baha said silently, “even the slogan has been changed to PTA fighters. What are PTA fighters? Are they pro-PTA fighters or anti-PTA fighters? Who is it?”
“Then why don’t you ask?” Jiang Zi folded his arms and snorted softly. He closed his eyes and answered as a matter of course: “Of course it’s a soldier who supports the PTA.”
Jiang Zi suddenly felt that the voice had just fallen. The back collar of his destiny was pulled up by someone.
Looking at Yuexiong with a cigarette pipe and a casual expression, Jiang Zi suddenly noticed something, and the expression on his face gradually became subtle.
“Ah, yes, but only if it’s a real loli.” With that, Yuexiong threw Jiang Zi to a group of Baihua warriors who had been impatient for a long time, “If it’s a legal loli, talk to the PTA. It
doesn’t matter.”
Looking at Jiang Zi, who was like a sheep entering a pack of wolves, Xin Ba Hao’s choice was…to turn around silently, after all, the picture is indeed a bit miserable.
“Hey! You guys are enough…don’t! No tube socks or anything! Small skirts? Wait…stop…stop! Ahahahahahah!”
Hearing Jiang Zi’s screams coming from behind, Xin Baha silently fell down The curtain was lifted, completely blocking the scene behind him.
Yinzi reminded everyone on the side: “Nothing happened just now, and we will not be held accountable by any agency (PTA). Remember?”
Almost everyone nodded silently at the same time.
At this time, A Miao suddenly couldn’t hold back a smile and said, “I always feel that everyone seems to be more suitable for the current gender, maybe the current gender is better.”
“What are you talking about scary words!” Yinzi instantly Then complained.
“Then if everyone changes back to the way they were,” said A Miao, pointing to the four men (Changxiong, Yuexiong, Jubei, and Kagura Dun), “Can you defeat these high-level men? It’s obviously not useful at all, but you still want to enjoy their credit, and you have the cheek to change back to the original useless person?”
Hearing the sound, the faces of all the “lady” present became darker and darker, and blue veins burst out on their faces at the same time in tacit understanding. .
Just listening to this, A Miao looked at Yuexiong and said to herself, “It would be better for everyone to do things for Mr. Yuexiong together, and to sweat for Yoshihara, so as to benefit the society even more.”
Yuexiong supported his chin and chuckled lightly. He replied: “Just wrap it on me.”
Xie Zi was unhappy for a moment, and the men pointed angrily and said, “What do you guys think of women?!”
“Yeah! Your purpose is only your body. Come on!” The gorilla said shyly.
“This has nothing to do with the half-cents worth of credit!” Mr. X continued with his blue veins bursting,
and then clenched the pig’s trotters. “In short, we want to take back the original body!”
Immediately afterwards, Mr. X turned his head to face the The members of
the
Wanxuan team behind him continued to ask: “Hey! Are you still good? There must be some vaccines that can make us return to our original appearance, right?”
No similar items were found.”
“Huh?”
“And not only that.” Jubei said with a serious expression, “I can’t find the Archbishop himself anywhere.”
“Isn’t that natural?” Jiang Zi, dressed as a gothic loli, came over and said casually, “That kind of thing has never been here since the beginning.”
“Hey, what does that mean?” Yinzi asked.
“Are you idiots?” Jiang Zi looked at everyone with an idiot-looking expression, “I’ve said it many times before, it’s important to learn to empathize. If I were the other party, and that kind of thing really existed. , when the first surveillance probe is hacked, I will press the button without hesitation, and will not give you a chance to play this kind of game, understand? Blinded by the scenery along the way The handsome men in the world?”
“What do you mean?” Yinzi then asked, “Isn’t this the other party’s stronghold?”
“No, this is indeed their base camp on Earth.” Jiang Zi waved his hand and continued casually. , “I knew it from the very beginning. But it’s not clear whether the switch is here or not, and…that archbishop or something, should have left the earth early in the morning, and I understood after the pig appeared.”
“The pig appeared .
What do you mean, bastard!” X Zi said unhappily, “You already know that their stronghold is here, but you should say it! The limelight will not be robbed!”
Jiang Zi narrowed his eyes and smiled and said, “No, Because I like to watch others show off the limelight the most, but in the end I find that the expression on my face is actually useless. It feels very interesting~”
Hearing the sound, the expressions on the faces of the men such as Jubei were as if they had just been caught by A Miao. After the teasing, the expressions of the ladies were the same, although they were angry… but they had nothing to say.
“Although the appearance has indeed changed, this terrible character has not changed at all.” Xin Ba Hao spit out silently.
“And speaking of it, my purpose is different from yours from the beginning.” After speaking, Jiang Zi walked over to the monitor, climbed up on the console and sat down, crossed Erlang’s legs and said, “I don’t mean to say Is it over? I just want to recover my body, trial? Save the earth? Sorry, no interest. So…”
Saying that, Jiang Zi tapped the monitor behind him without looking back, “It’s your turn to appear, that What archbishop? There should be more to say? If not, maybe the expressions of those gentlemen will be even more ugly after a while~ Although I don’t mind it.”
“Archbishop?!” Yin Zi was surprised, “The archbishop is not no longer…”
In the sound of snowflakes, the figure of the archbishop slowly appeared on the big screen.
“Hahaha, beautiful reasoning.” The Archbishop laughed a few times and praised, “It turned out to be all right, little girl. Indeed, I am no longer on Earth, and the control switch is also in my hands. Everything… just a matter of time. It’s just
a trial.”
“You… this guy!” Jubei gritted his teeth.
“The trial has been completed perfectly, Jiubingwei-sang.” The archbishop on the screen continued, “I watched your actions the whole way, Jiubingwei-sang, through your sword.
” ?” Jubei then glanced down at his knife handle, and finally reacted after seeing the wiretap attached to the end of the knife handle, “The wiretap… Could it be…”
“Didn’t I say so? The gods are always watching you.”
“You bastard!!” After cursing, Jubei slammed the bug in his hand to the ground and smashed it, “What is your purpose?! ”
The gods chose you. Like me, you are neither a man nor a woman. Only such a pure and innocent person is qualified to become the god’s apostle. Yagyu Kubei, the fate of this planet is in your hands.” In your hands, the gods are watching all the time.
You who saw this trial are more manly than anyone else, and you are nothing but a herd of sows. Kubei-san, you obeyed perfectly I have overcome this trial by following the teachings of the God of Concave and Concave. In order to praise your martyrdom, we also… no, the gods will also abide by the agreement.”
Speaking of which, the archbishop on the screen picked up a similar switch device.
“What exactly do you want to do?” Shibingwei asked.
“Liusheng Jiubingwei, you are the best candidate for the Apostle of the God of Concavity and Convexity. Next, it is up to you to guide the people on Earth to reorganize the disordered genders on this planet!” Having said this, the Archbishop chuckled without any hesitation. Pressed the switch in his hand.
“That’s right! Use your own gender!”
…
When Jiang Zi and the others returned to the street, they saw the residents who had recovered their original bodies cheering and cheering on the street.
“The city… has returned to its original state.” Jubei murmured.
Behind him, except for Jiang Zi, who had an indifferent face, everyone had a black face and expressionless.
“Except for us…the group of people underground.” Yinzi took the words, then lowered his head, took a deep breath and raised his head…
“What the hell are you kidding?! What the hell!!
” The Xie who came forward clenched his fists and raised his face with white-eyed resentment: “Why didn’t we return to the original state only if we passed the test!!”
“The god of bumps and bumps, give me some sunshine and you will be brilliant! Wool! You want to court death!!” Yin Zi yelled.
X-zi hurriedly changed his tune and pleaded: “Just joking and joking, what you just said was nonsense, let’s launch the virus again! Please! Let’s launch the virus again! Just one shot!”
At this moment, the street’s The
broadcast sounded again:
“Now let the residents of the town be informed that the attacking artificial satellite targeting the earth has been successfully destroyed. From now on, the special martial law is officially lifted. Repeat…”
Listening to the content of the broadcast, Except for Jiang Zi, the expressions of everyone’s bodies… stiffened.
Looking at the Ten Soldiers who never looked back, and the people who were all silent on the side, Jiang Zi stretched a lot to himself.
“Then what, after staying in the ground for so long, I feel that my body is stained with smell. I’ll go make a soup or something. Goodbye~”
Wen Sheng, Yin Zi, whose expression was a little stiff in the last second, instantly changed his expression. Turning around and walking towards Jiang Zi, he said at the same time, “Wait a minute, I seem to have a stinky smell on my body, so I’ll go take a bath too.”
“You two are too leisurely. Let’s go!” Xin Baha spit out angrily, “Why is that expression one second, and the next second it can be like this?!”
“Why?” Yinzi replied casually, “Just to make a girl…hot soup. There is absolutely no evil intentions!”
“It’s not wrong at all.” Jiang Zi nodded in agreement.
“Sorry, I can only see evil thoughts in the eyes of the two of you.” Xin Ba Hao replied with a blank expression, and then once again complained loudly: “Hey, are you two thinking about changing back? Ah!”
“After taking a bath, talk about that kind of irrelevant topic.” Yinzi raised his hand and waved behind him and replied.
“Let’s lie down in Akihabara after taking a bath.” Jiang Zi murmured as he walked, “It just so happens that today is the release day of the game.
” !!”
“Calm down, Shinpachi-kun.” Chimpanzee patted Shinpachi’s shoulder, then leaned into Shinpachi’s ear and whispered, “Maybe the two of them just don’t want to put pressure on Jubei. That
‘s it.”
Xin Ba Haw finally came to his senses, looking at Jiang Zi and Yin Zi’s back in disbelief.
“Then, we too…” Chibi turned back and glanced at Jubei who was still carrying everyone silent on his back, but then changed the subject, “Little guys! All the girls’ soups in Edo today belong to us. Cheers!!”
“Aren’t you the same!!”
…
“Hey, you bastard,” Yin Zi glanced at Jiang Zi, who was beside him, with his nostrils picked up, “Should he have discovered that bug a long time ago? ”
Ah, what’s the matter?”
“What’s wrong? Wouldn’t it be better to say it earlier?”
Jiang Zi chuckled, then raised his head to look at the door of the bathhouse in front of him, and said at the same time, “No, I just feel It’s a rare opportunity. UU reading www.sonicmtl.com ” Yin Zi
nodded at the door of the bathhouse in front of him, with a serious look on his face: “I understand, after all, the chance to enter the women’s soup so openly may be the only one in this life. Once.”
Jiang Zi chuckled again, and then shook his head slightly helplessly: “That’s right, there is only one chance in a lifetime or something.”
“It’s really rare, you can be a woman… no, no, man… too. No, you can do this alone.”
“Ah, it’s probably infected by you.” Jiang Zi raised the corner of his mouth slightly.
At this time, Jiang Zi thought about how long ago, Jiubingwei went to Jiyuan to ask himself about the troubles and confusion between men… and women.
[There is only a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, after this time, maybe you can choose the real answer in your heart?
Liusheng Jiubingwei…]
While thinking like this, Jiang Zi raised his leg and was about to step into the door of the bathhouse.
But at this critical moment, two
kunai shot straight from a distance… whee!
×2 (sound of bitterness entering the body)
Slap!
(Jiang Zi falls to the ground)
Plop!
(Sound of silver falling to the ground)
……
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