Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 727

[Chapter 668: Aojiao and Sick Jiao are only one word apart!]

“Hijikata-san! This time the decision is going to be killed! It hurts!!”

At this moment, Shi Shi’s voice sounded with a hint of impatience and indifference, accompanied by the sound of a foreign object shaking up and down.

“Hmph, it’s so boring.” Shi Shi, who had just stepped forward, snorted disdainfully, “If I can give you something that gets in the way, I’ll give it to you.”

Looking at that… that head weighs more than two hundred With the kilograms of braids, Jiang Zi and the others’ expressions froze, but they were just silent.

About half a minute later, A Miao silently took two steps forward and patted Shi Shi on the shoulder, and said softly…

“Thank you.”

Shi Shi instantly froze: “Thank you, what do you mean!!”

…

Looking at the Wanxuan Group surrounding Jiang Zi and the others, a congregation said lightly, “Who is coming? Could it be that … the lackeys of the righteous government have sneaked into this street?

” The silver behind Shishi leaned into Xin Baji’s ear and said deliberately, “Huh? Bahui, is that guy a lackey? I thought a pig was mixed in~ It looks like TokyoX.”

Wen Sheng, Shi Shi

His face instantly burst into blue veins and he grinned. Although he didn’t look back, Shi Shi knew that the idiot behind him was talking about himself.

“What is TokyoX?” Shinba was puzzled.

“It’s the famous pig in Tokyo.”

“No, it’s not a pig, it’s a demon. That’s Shirou Hijikata, the vice-chief of the ghost.” Shinbaha hurriedly corrected.

“Hey? Is that so?” Yinzi said in surprise, and then became angry again, “That’s not Shirou, it should be Tokyo X Shirou, right?”

“Who is Shirou?!” Shirou shouted.

At this time, the boss patted Xie’s shoulder and comforted him: “Well, calm down, Miss Ten (X) Shiro.”

Blue veins burst out on X’s face, and he pointed at the slogan in front of him that turned into “Tokyo X Shiro♀” and said anxiously: “What is X Shiro?! Why is it only here that it has become Roman numerals?!” He

ignored his grip .

With his fists mad to the point of trembling, the boss turned around and shrugged his shoulders and said helplessly to Yinzi: “Forgive him, boss. After Shiro-san became a woman, the mayonnaise he has ingested so far. It seems that everything has been released, and it turned out to be like this.”

“It’s bad enough to be a woman,

” Xie Xie spat unhappily, “Why is it only me who has become this way!”

“Don’t worry about it.

Come on, motherfucker.” The chimpanzee next to him hugged his hand and comforted, “Isn’t everyone the same? I’ve also released all the chimpanzees that I have stored up to now. Don’t look at me like this, the hair on my buttocks can be exuberant. It’s

over.”

Xie Xue frantically complained with white eyes: “What the hell is an orangutan in storage?! What nonsense are you talking about with such a beautiful face?!

” “Girls are always working hard in places that others can’t see. If you want to lose weight, I will accompany you.

” Putting on a pitiful look, “Auntie, I’m hungry…” He

looked down at Jiang Zi’s pitiful appearance, X Zizhu… No, his motherhood was instantly revived, his expression softened a bit, and he said, “It even Such a little kid has been tricked, cut, wait, kid, I still have mayonnaise on me…”

Before X Zi took out the mayonnaise on his body, Jiang Zi instantly cheered and applauded: “That’s great! Eat mayonnaise-flavored barbecue!”

Looking at the clear slogan on Jiang Zi’s head, X Zi frantically complained again: “Is it you?!”

The Boss greeted everyone in the Wanxuan Group at the right time. : “Yoshi, everyone, have grilled pork chops today.”

In an instant, the girl who was tied up by Wuhuada and placed on the barbecue scolded with white eyes: “Have you two been fully released from the long-stored S-face?! By the way, why did you bastard become a loli? ”

It’s not Lolita.” Jiang Zi took out a book called “Self-Cultivation of a Sick Lolita” from his arms, threw out his innocent face, and said with a smile, “It’s arrogant. Jiao Lolita~”

“No, you definitely made a mistake! Aojiao and Bingjiao are completely different!” Xin Baha loudly complained and corrected, “Although it’s only one word apart, the meaning is completely different! People! The setting is completely different! I can’t be cute at all! And then again, you can do it even if you don’t learn it! That’s it!”

“Does that mean you want me to be myself?” Jiang Zi folded his arms and nodded.

“That’s not what it means!!” Just after complaining about Jiang Zi, Xin Ba Hao saw the members of the Wanxuan Group who were happily preparing for a dinner, and once again burst into tears: “What are you doing?! Shemale Army?! Is this the time to do these things?!”

The congregation who watched a nonsensical performance said again: “If you dare to get in the way, I will kill you and the infidels together.”

“It’s a pity.” Gorilla held his hand and replied without hesitation, “In our opinion, you are heretics. We will not let you do whatever you want on this street!” The

next moment, all the team members of the Wanxuan Group at the same time He turned around and drew his sword and aimed the blade at Jiang Zi and everyone else.

Chimpanzee: “You guys…”

“…Pagans!!” All the team members said in unison.

Seeing the members of the Wanxuan Group who instantly changed their alignment and rushed their swords at him, Ginko and Shinbaha were stunned at the same time.

On the other hand, Jiang Zi raised his head and glanced at the slogan blade that pointed to his own logo, which was still twenty centimeters away from the top of his head. After thinking for a while, he stood on tiptoe and stretched out his small hand to pull the blade down.

“Don’t worry, everyone from the Concave God Sect.” Chimpanzee said again, “The infidels who disobeyed the Concave and Concave God Sect will be imprisoned by our Wanxuan Group.”

“Huh—?!” Xinba was shocked .

He shouted, and then suddenly thought of something, and looked at the Wanxuan team members in disbelief, “Could it be that you are…!!” “I’m

sorry.” Zongzi explained lightly. , “We stood up to protect this street, but to protect this street from being destroyed by you heretics. The country is ready to make the Concave and Concave Religion the state religion.”

“How… how could this be…” Shinpachi Haw looked unwilling to believe.

“That’s why the superior sent us here in order to ban you heretics who violated the state religion.” The boss continued.

“It’s really sad that you can’t understand such a great teaching~” The gorilla sighed and shook his head, then turned around and said to the members of the concave and convex gods: “Before the matter is over, we have a choice. The group will be optimistic about this group of pagans. So can you please let us handle this matter?”

“Is that so? Your sincerity. Work with us to rectify the chaotic gender consciousness on this planet.”

After speaking, the congregation turned around neatly and slowly retreated.

Jiang Zi raised his head and glanced at the blue sky at this time, thinking in his heart.

…

In an open space surrounded by two buildings and a high wall with only one exit, Jiang Zi and the others stared boredly at the 20,000 people who were hacking into the camera in this area. Select team members.

Finally…

“The intrusion is complete.” A team member put away the computer, and then said to the gorilla, “In this way, the surveillance probes in this area will be safe.”

“Really.” The gorilla responded casually. .

Yin Zi, who just reacted, pointed to the surveillance probe hanging high beside him and asked, “Hey…this is…”

Chimpanzee held his hands and explained slowly, “As you can see, all surveillance probes on this street are… After being hacked by them, if you dare to act suspiciously like just now, they will immediately arrive. If there was a riot there just now, the whole earth should be the second Kabukicho by now.

” So what do you mean?” Yin Zi asked indifferently, holding his hands.

The master replied: “That is to say, if you dare to act rashly again, we will not be able to cover you up.”

“No, this has to be made clear. It’s all your idiot’s shit for things to become like this.” Silver reminded.

“That’s not wild shit! It’s just lying quietly…”

Yinzi interrupted the chimpanzee’s defense casually and said, “That’s wild shit.”

Jubei suddenly thought of something and asked: “Don’t you guys have been investigating that sect from the beginning, right?”

Xie Zi put his hands in his pockets, and slowly replied without turning his head: “We received news that the sect that was wanted on a large scale was trying to fight. The idea of the earth, UU reading www.sonicmtl.com Although we learned that this group of people planned to use this street as a stronghold, we didn’t expect them to use “God” so quickly.

As a result, even we have become like this.

”

“God?”

Jubei was puzzled.

Xie slowly explained: “It’s an artificial satellite floating in the universe, just above the earth.”

That is the true face of the gods they believe in.

In order to realize their teachings, the Concave and Concave God Cult developed special medicines that can control the balance of hormones in the human body.

That is, they started researching medicines that could make men more masculine and women more feminine, but in the process, they discovered something unexpected.

This is the virus we have now.

”

A virus that becomes a pig?”

“The nine soldiers have a solemn expression.

“Isn’t that one okay?!” Xie Zi retorted in an instant, and then said angrily, “It was also after they began to carry out radical missionary activities similar to terrorist attacks. That’s right, that light is not a god’s sanction at all. , but a hormone-reversing virus launched by an attacking artificial satellite. In other words, all this is a good thing done by dirty and narrow humans.”

“But…” Jubei asked seriously, “Why What about turning you into a filthy, narrow-minded pig on purpose?”