Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 724

[Chapter 666 : If it is a sword, it needs to be well maintained!]

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Xin Baha frowned and asked, “Then what should we do?”

“Well, let’s leave everything to the government.” After speaking, Yin Zi raised his chin and closed his eyes, his expression gradually showing a little bit.

Fen dignified, “First of all, the most important question in front of us is… what should I do when I go to the toilet?!”

Looking at Yin Zi with a serious face, Xin Ba Haw broke his mouth and spittle: “It doesn’t matter at all! ”

No, this is the most important thing right now, Xinba Haw.” Jiang Zi hugged his hands, snorted and closed his eyes, “To be honest, I have been holding back for 20 minutes, but if you look like this If I go to the bathroom, what is it? Am I the same as declaring war with the PTA? Although it is force majeure, I am still a little worried.”

“To be honest, Jiang Chengsang, before worrying about the PTA, you should first care about your bladder. Good.” Xin Baha pushed the glasses Ji on the bridge of his nose and returned silently.

“Who is Jiang Chengsang?” Jiang Zi snorted again, then held up a record he didn’t know where to find it and said, “Now please call me Miss.”

A Miao looked at Jiang Zi, nodded and said: “Indeed, it’s not good in every sense if Sauce wants to go to the bathroom.”

“Who is Sauce?!” Jiang Zibai exclaimed.

“In short, that’s it.” Yin Zi folded his hands and nodded, analyzing himself, “Before the problem is solved, we must pretend to be a little more feminine, and now we must first learn how to use the toilet properly. As soon as he goes to the toilet and finds out that someone is going to the toilet the wrong way, I can teach him the correct way to go to the toilet.”

“Enough is enough!” Xin Baha clenched his fists and spit out loudly, “You How much do you want to talk about the topic of going to the toilet!”

Jiang Zi stood up and shouted in a very sharp voice: “It doesn’t matter to you, but it is the most important thing for us!”

“That’s right!” Yinzi nodded, and then looked at Jubei with a serious expression, “I asked directly, how does peeing have a feminine look?”

“What is… how is it,” Jubei got stuck. His face was also a little red, “It’s just… ordinary is fine.”

“What is it like to be ordinary?” Yin Zi Yiyi asked reluctantly, “Then do you know what a manly way of urinating is?”

Shibingwei turned his face away silently, and

said bravely, “Why don’t you care if you go to the toilet or not? I told you, it’s fine to be ordinary.”

“Hey, you are underestimating .

The way to go to the toilet?” Jiang Zi was not happy, he held up his hands and retorted, “You must know that when a man goes to the toilet, it is the most important time to show a man’s power!”

“You wait for me! Because too much Oops, so hurry up and stop me!” Shin Baha raised his hand and called to stop.

“Listen, Jubei!” Jiang Zi, who was standing on the sofa, continued to hold his hands in a serious manner, “Every man has his own way of going to the toilet! With which hand? The distance from the urinal? , angle, how many times do you need to shake after the end? Do you know these things?!”

Xin Baji burst into blue veins, and frantically complained with white eyes: “I know your size! These are all irrelevant things!”

“Male, man Do you still have so much knowledge to go to the toilet?” Jubei’s expression gradually showed a bit of solemnity.

“Don’t believe it so soon!” Xin Ba Hao complained again.

“You should have heard of it, right? Jiu… Shibing Weijun.” Jiang Zi snorted softly and said again: “There is the theory of another sword for men. That’s right! The toilet is the battlefield! In this metaphor You should understand now?!”

“It’s you!” Xin Bazhu frantically complained.

“It turns out that the toilet is the battlefield, and there is the sword.” Jubei squeezed his chin and murmured with a solemn expression, “Then… it is indeed very important to use the sword correctly and efficiently, in other words… if it is Does the sword still need maintenance?”

“That’s right,” Yinzi nodded, then sighed softly with one hand on his cheek and looked out the window with a melancholy expression, “Normally, men need maintenance twice a week. But I should never have another chance.”

“Twice? I came three times.” Jiang Zi was surprised.

Yinzi shrugged his shoulders and said helplessly: “It’s not like you don’t know the economic situation of the Master’s House. Twice a week is the limit.”

“Maintain…maintenance?!” The ground came out, “Men…men actually really need to maintain their swords all the time!”

Xin Baha hurriedly said: “Hey, is it true? Do you really believe it? You really believe these two idiots. Is it?”

“And…” After saying that, Jiang Zi raised his head and gestured to Xin Baji, “The consequence of not maintaining it is Xin Baji.”

“What does Xin Baji mean?!” Xin Ba Haw was immediately displeased.

“Are the consequences so serious?!” Jubei was startled again and showed a serious look on his face.

“Do you have to make people so hot?! You give me enough time, bastards!!”

“Then… do you need to go to a beauty salon for maintenance?” Kagura asked with a raised hand.

“You can’t use it.” Jiang Zi said without any hesitation, then took out a few discount coupons from his arms and stuffed them into the hands of A Miao and Shibingwei, and said again with a chuckle: “You’re welcome, take Go use it, it’s a beauty shop for men’s sword maintenance.”

“Who is a man?! Asshole!!” A Miao’s expression was like that of a demon incarnation, and she punched Jiang Zi’s stomach with a hateful straight fist. ” Also, this is just a discount coupon for Yoshiwara!”

“Calm down! A Miao!” Jiang Zi shouted, “If you don’t like it, I have discount coupons for other stores here!”

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Three minutes later, ignoring Jiang Zi, who had fallen into a coma and fell to the side, A Miao said He took the discount coupon from Jubei’s hand and tore it to shreds.

“Really.” A Miao murmured, “It’s all my fault that Jiang told Miss Yinzi so serious, I almost believed it.”

“No, as long as he is a normal person, he won’t believe it, right? ?” Xin Ba Hao muttered silently.

“Actually, I suddenly thought of my father,” A Miao explained. “When my father was still alive, he would sneak out two nights a week.”

“Stop talking! Don’t talk about this kind of thing!” Xin Baha hurriedly stopped and said, “That’s just socializing! It’s just going out to socialize!”

“However, when I asked my father what he was doing at that time, he said that it was to maintain his sword.”

“That’s right .

He just went to the knife shop to maintain his real sword! So stop talking about it!”

“The knife shop…it’s open at night…” A Miao murmured.

Jubei hurriedly said at this time: “Amy, believe me, I will never go to that kind of shop! Whether it is a real knife shop or any other shop, I will never go there!”

“Of course I will .

I believe you, Mr. Jubei.” A Miao said with a smile.

“Hey, why do you want to promise my sister?” Xin Baha said angrily, “I told you not to take advantage of the fire!”

“Cut!” Yinzi spat lightly on his cheek, “In the end, I still haven’t learned to have it. Feminine way to go to the toilet. It’s over, the future of the earth is completely over.”

“Your head is only one step ahead!” Shinbaha spit out angrily, “Don’t let me enter the abandon mode casually!”

“Then tell me!” Yin Zi slapped the table and retorted angrily, “How should I go to the toilet? This feeling?” The

next moment…

A Miao stood up, folded her hands and said with a smile: “Sorry, we Go to the toilet first~”

After saying that, A Miao turned around and walked to the side, and Yin Zi followed with a smile like a high school best friend.

“Hey, the shush instruction has begun, you idiot.” Yin Zi raised Jiang Zi, who was still lying on the back of the sofa.

“Shhhh guide?” Jiang Zi raised his head with a puzzled look, and then looked at A Miao who was walking in the forefront with disgust, “Why should I be instructed by a man like that…”

Boom!

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“It hurts!” Jiang Zi cried out in pain, holding his head.

“Who is a man?” A Miaopi looked at Jiang Zi with a smile.

“Sorry, eldest sister.” Jiang Zi bowed his head and apologized, “Please teach me the correct way to shush

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Who do you think suits your taste better?”

Hearing the sound, Jiang Zi and A Miao looked back at the same time.

“Anyway, the guy with the glasses will be spared~ I don’t know what he’s thinking about with pink glasses~”

Seeing the same teasing eyes from Jiang Zi and the three of them, Xin Ba Hao’s face instantly burst into blue veins, and his eyes were white. He shouted: “That part is completely irrelevant! Why has Mao become the same as in friendship?!”

“Hey! You bastard!” Jubei, who reacted, pressed Ginko’s shoulder, “I want to Taking advantage of the chaos to go to the toilet with A Miao?”

“No way!” Yin Zi turned around, UU reading www.sonicmtl.

Com retorted, “I’m a girl now! And I have to ask all kinds of questions about how to go to the toilet! Right??”

“That’s it.” Jiang Zi nodded.

By the way, due to the problem of the camera, Jiang Zi only leaves the part above the forehead, but don’t worry, the slogan is well marked. On Jiang Zi’s head, the slogan “Jiang Cheng ♀↓” is well marked.

Xin Bajia pointed at Yinzi and Jiangzi’s slogan: “What kind of perverts do you two want to play with my sister! There will definitely be an unsightly scene!”

“There’s no way…” Kagura stood up. Come on, in a deep and strong baritone voice, he continued, “I’ll teach you guys.”

“That will make the scene even more unsightly!!” Xin Ba Hao complained again.

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