Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 722

[Chapter 664 : Humph~~ Da!]

The Ten Soldiers said with a manly akimbo: “Just call us Miss Yinzi, Jiang Zijiang and Ten Soldiers.”

“Even if you tell me about this kind of thing, I can’t believe it,” Xin Bazhu said helplessly, then looked at Kagura Dun who was still riding on the back of Chitu Ma Chun, “I can’t believe this at all. It’s bliss.”

Jiang Zi only reacted at this time, pointed to himself and raised his face and said, “Hey, is there something wrong? Why am I a sauce? Why is it a sauce?”

“I’m not Kagura!” Kagura’s expression was serious and fierce, “Call me Kagura! Boy!”

“Listen to me!” Jiang Zibai shouted angrily with his eyes bursting with blue veins, but…it didn’t help at all.

Because of his height, Jiang Zi did not enter the camera at all, and there was only a slogan “Jiang Cheng ♀↓” in the camera.

“What is Kagura Dun? He has completely become another character!” Xin Ba Hao, who ignored Jiang Zi, complained frantically.

“Hey! There is no camera at all!” Jiang Zi complained loudly, “There is only a slogan in the camera! Give me a lower camera position! Why is there only my slogan? Is it intentional?! Yes On purpose?!”

“Calm down, Jiang Cheng.” Yin Zi looked at Jiang Zi…the slogan above his head in mid-air comforted him, “It’s too ugly to be so entangled.”

“Look at me and tell me!” Jiang Zi shouted again, “Do you want to be slaughtered by me?! Damn natural scroll?!”

Yin Zi held up his hand and chuckled: “I’m sorry, Jiang Cheng, now, my top is no longer rolled up.”

“What do you mean the top is no longer rolled?” Xin Ba Hao complained with a look of contempt, “Don’t cause readers to imagine that kind of bad picture in the morning! Speaking of Jiang Chengsang… No, Jiang Zijiang…”

Saying that, Xin Ba Ha squatted on his knees and looked at Jiang Zi and smiled, “Now you are a very rare character in this work! You will never lose to the ordinary Bichi like Yin Sang. of!”

“Wait, what is an ordinary Bichi?” Yin Zi, who caught a certain keyword, asked aloud.

Jiang Zi, who ignored Yinzi, looked blankly at Xin Baha in front of him and complained: “Can you stop staring at me like this? It’s disgusting, stinky glasses.”

“Who are the stinky glasses?!” Blue veins suddenly burst out on Xin Baji’s face, “By the way, I was talking for you just now!”

“Then change to stinky virginity glasses, stinky virginity glasses, go to hell.”

“There’s no difference at all! I’m talking about death, right? Hey!! Give me a little more!”

As soon as Xin Baji’s voice fell, the big screen on the building next to it that was originally used to broadcast advertisements and news suddenly flashed a burst of snowflakes.

After the whistling snowflakes passed, a woman wearing a black eye patch with strange symbols of men and women, wearing a sky blue lipstick, and wearing a religious dress, appeared on the screen.

And behind this woman, there are several women in the same attire but in different colors, who look like members of the church.

“That…that is…” Xinbaha murmured.

“Everyone on Earth, have you received a gift from the gods?” the woman on the screen said.

Jubei insisted at this time: “It’s that guy!”

“Everything that is happening to you now is undoubtedly reality, a test given to you by the gods. You have always looked down on your gender, feared pain, fled to animation, and the soft egg in the game, relying on An arrogant woman who excludes men equally.

The Bump God was very sad and angry.

If you are so dissatisfied with your natural gender, let your gender reverse, have a new gender and live your life.

If you earthlings take the Concave and Concave religion as the state religion, and if you know how to live a good life according to your current gender, the gods will forgive everything and change you back to the way you were.

But if you insist on disobeying the teachings of the gods, this time it’s not just Kabukicho… The light of punishment will be scattered in every corner of this planet.

Don’t forget, we’ve been watching you all the time.

Hahahahahahahaha…”

Watching the big screen, which once again turned into snowflakes and gradually went black, the crowd began to riot little by little.

“Hey hey hey, stop joking.” Yin Zi hooked the corner of his mouth lightly, and continued as if he was talking to himself: “Bump God? Can’t you change back to the way you are without being feminine? Only the devil will believe you.”

next moment……

Silver dressed as a high school girl, just like a high school girl who just got out of school, with a very refreshing expression, she turned her head and proposed to Xinbaha and the slogan “Jiang Cheng♀↓” on the shoulder of Xinbaha. : “Compared to this, Hachi, Sauce, let’s go to the game hall to take a photoshoot~”

Xin Baha, with an oversized red # character on the back of his head, grumbled vigorously: “Don’t you believe this completely?! Where are you from a high school girl?!”

Holding the silver in the cute pink mirror, he tidied his hair and replied casually: “Don’t think about it, Hachi, you can’t find a male ticket just because you are so rigid~”

“I don’t need a boyfriend! I’m not called Hachi!!”

“Calm down, Xin Baha.” Jiang Zi held up his hands at this time, closed his eyes and said slowly, “This is human nature, when faced with emergencies that they can’t understand, they will always believe and follow involuntarily. The first guy to make a sound.”

Looking at Jiang Zi beside him, Xin Ba Hao couldn’t help but suggested: “Then what, Jiang Chengsang, do you want to find a higher place? I always feel that it’s a bit pitiful to see the face in the rare part B.”

“Cut!” Jiang Cheng turned his face away and spat, and then whispered to himself bitterly: “I’m probably beginning to understand why Gao Zai wants to destroy the world, really, I want to destroy this kind of world. .Hmph—dah!”

“Hey, what is that hum-da?” Shinbaha spit out expressionlessly, “Although I just said so much, did you believe it? Did you also start to play the role of Tsundere Lolita?! ”

“Sir…” Jiang Zi shook his head gently, showing a look of disapproval, and replied softly, “Sometimes I have to compromise with the world, and this is the helplessness of adults. Hmph-da.”

“This “Hum-da” is completely unnecessary, and adding it doesn’t have any effect!

It doesn’t mean that just adding that kind of thing is like the arrogant attribute!

”

“What are you talking about? Hmph-dah?” Jiang Zi wondered, “This is my language habit after my sex change hm-dah, it feels like this hm-dah. Do you understand? Hmph– clatter!”

“Because of you doing this, I don’t feel arrogant at all! I’ve said it too many times!”

“Then what? Hmph—dah?”

“I think about it, I remember this kind of character attribute…” Said, Xin Baha raised his chin and raised his face to think.

Looking at Xin Ba Ha’s blushing face and the disgusting smile that gradually appeared because of what he thought of, the contempt in Jiang Zi’s eyes became heavier and heavier.

“I figured it out! First of all…”

Just as Xin Ba Haw opened his mouth, he was interrupted by Jiang Zi raising his hand: “Stop, it’s too disgusting, so hurry up and stop hum-da!”

With that said, Jiang Zi raised his hand and wanted to pat Xin Bajie’s shoulder, but he gave up after realizing that only by jumping up could he touch Xin Bajie’s shoulder.

“Anyway, don’t go against the PTA. Hmph-da.” In the end, Jiang Zi sighed and left only this sentence, and then slowly left, leaving behind only the messy Xin Ba Haw in the same place.

After a few seconds, Shinhachi took a deep breath.

“Why do I sound like a pervert!!”

…

Holding the “one thousand yuan” sign, Kagura Dun, who was only covered with a piece of white cloth, said to the silver in front of him and the slogan “Jiang Cheng ♀↓” next to the silver, “Now you can take a photo with the bump god~ ”

“It’s really cute~Bump God~” said Yinzi, a high school girl.

“Don’t help the missionaries to make money!” Xin Baha struggled to complain, “Speaking of Jiang Chengsang, you still haven’t appeared on the scene at all.”

“In this war-torn world, people are not strong enough to live without faith.” Kagura Dun explained slowly, “It is also the general’s responsibility to accept the weakness of the people of Limin.”

“No one wants to accept your broken head!” Shin Baha groaned again.

As soon as the voice fell, there was a sudden exclamation of a passerby.

“Look! It’s a bumpy god!”

“As long as I take a photo with him, I can get back to the way it was!”

“Let me take a picture too!”

…

Seeing the residents rushing towards Kagura Dun frantically, Jubei, who was squeezed aside, hurriedly shouted, “Everyone! Calm down!”

“It’s almost like a riot.” Shin Baha said in surprise.

“So didn’t you say it just now? Hmph—da.” Jiang Zi, who was sitting on Kagura Dun’s shoulders, folded Erlang’s legs and stretched out his hands, pretending to be helpless, “As long as someone stands up in this situation, there will be idiots. Followed like crazy, hum-dah.”

“Ah, I understand it completely. But then again, have you finally found a spot where you can enter the mirror?”

“No, you don’t understand anything. UU reading www.sonicmtl.com hum-da.” Jiang Zi shook his head gently, then chuckled and squinted his eyes and smiled at the residents in front of him, “One should at least shoot Fifty times will have an effect~ Although it is not 100%, it does work~ Hmph-da~”

“You just want to cheat money! And what is not 100%?! It should be 100% impossible!”

“What nonsense are you talking about? Hmph—da?” Jiang Zi snorted softly, “Have you ever seen a way to make money better than religion? In short, now there is such a good opportunity, keep your mouth shut. Look at it honestly. This way, even if you don’t change back in the future, you can live a life without food and clothing. Ah, yes, if you want to divide it, help me. Hmph-da!”

“The last hum—don’t talk about being arrogant, it’s completely black-bellied! It’s completely restored to its former nature!”

“Yinzi, a copy of the teachings is 3,000 yuan.” Jiang Zi, who was still constantly gesturing and taking pictures, said casually to Yinzi beside him, “Buy more than ten copies to be exempted from consumption tax. More than 30 copies will be accompanied by a photo signed by the God of Concave and Concave. , the most important thing is…the chances of changing back to the original appearance are higher than those who don’t have a photo~”

“Leave it to me!” Ginko gave a thumbs up and squeezed his eyes, “Now that TAMA is being held hostage, at least earn a little more ransom!”

Looking at the crowd of people who frantically crowded towards Yinzi because of Jiang Zi’s words, Xin Ba Hao silently complained…

“It’s really… a bunch of idiots.”

The error-free chapters of “May Be This Fake Gintama” will continue to be updated on Xinshu Haige Novel.com. There are no advertisements on the site. Please collect and recommend Xinshu Haige Novel.com!

If you like it, it may be this fake Gintama, please collect it: () It may be this fake Gintama new book Haige Novel Network has the fastest update speed.