Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 716

[Chapter 659: Life is like a lottery ticket!]

On the street of Kabukicho.

“Hey, you are really weird today.” Jiang Cheng said to Yueyong as he walked, “The reaction from that cigarette shop just now was super weird.”

Hearing the sound, Yueyong was startled, but she still pretended to have the usual cold attitude and said, “No, it’s nothing strange, I just don’t want to waste time in that kind of place, you don’t mean that there is something very important to do. ?”

“Hey?” Jiang Cheng said with a puzzled voice, pointing to himself, “Did I say something important? It’s strange, why don’t I remember that I said that?”

Looking at Jiang Cheng, who was holding his chin, frowning and bowing his head, thinking about whether he had said that, Yueyong glanced at Jiang Cheng lightly, cleared his throat, and said again: “No doubt, after all, you are a liar. I’m an idiot who can’t remember what I ate for breakfast, so it’s normal not to remember saying things like that.”

“So that’s it!” Jiang Cheng tapped his palm with his fist, but he suddenly reacted and said unhappily, “Who is an idiot! You stinky woman!”

Yueyong, who did not stab Kuwu on Jiang Cheng’s head when she heard such words as in the past, breathed a sigh of relief in her heart: [It seems that he has been fooled.

】

But at this moment, I just heard Jiang Cheng say with some emotion: “But then again, someone really won 300 million, what an enviable guy~”

“I said don’t think about that kind of unrealistic things anymore,” Yueyong glanced at Jiang Cheng and reminded lightly, “The probability of winning the lottery is just like twins born by chance, and they all grow into shemales by accident. The same! Simply put, it’s astronomical probability by chance!”

“Well…” Jiang Cheng raised his face and thought for a moment, then lowered his head and said with a smile, “Yueyue, you really have the potential to be a good mother.”

“Hey?” Yueyong was stunned for a moment, then blushed and shouted incoherently, “What are you talking about! What are you talking about now?! Are you trying to make fun of me on purpose?! asshole!”

“No, no, no,” Jiang Cheng quickly waved his hand, smiled softly, and replied, “I just thought that you were just like a mother who was educating her children well?”

“Yes… is it?”

“It’s almost exactly the same!” Jiang Cheng hugged his hands and nodded seriously, and then he stepped a little faster, “I’ll be there soon, hurry up, Yueyue!”

After following Jiang Cheng’s footsteps, Yueyong asked, “But then again, where are you going?”

“Where is it?” Jiang Cheng looked puzzled, “Didn’t I say it just now? Of course it’s Akihabara.”

“That’s it.”

“But there’s a place to go before that.”

“Where?” Yue Yong asked hurriedly, her expression a little anxious.

“You are really wrong today…” Jiang Cheng stopped in his tracks after complaining silently, and then raised his head to look at the signboard of the building in front of him – “Four Wells Bank”, and he continued as a matter of course. : “Where else could it be? Of course it’s a bank.”

Looking at the bank in front of her, Yueyong opened her mouth halfway and fell silent…

Looking at Yueyong with a frozen expression, Jiang Cheng said suspiciously, “Hey, what’s wrong with you? Are you okay? Hey — cheer up, what’s wrong here?”

Yueyong, who came back to his senses, ignored Jiang Cheng, who was still chattering, and thought to himself: [This guy… Could it be!

Could it be that you already know?

!

Is everything that I did today to get me to follow him with a lottery ticket to this kind of place?

!

】

“Yueyue, you’re really weird today.” Jiang Cheng clasped his chest with one hand and murmured while pinching his chin with the other, “Is it that day?”

As soon as he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng, who had two kunai sticks on one side of his head, fell straight down, spurting blood.

“This… this time it’s much more normal…” Jiang Cheng, who fell to the ground, muttered in his mouth.

“You…” For some unknown reason, Yueyong, whose face was covered in cold sweat,

With a solemn expression, he asked Xiang Jiangcheng, “Why… come to the bank.”

“Why why?” Jiang Cheng pulled out the Kunai on his forehead, struggled to stand up, and replied as a matter of course: “Of course I’m here to withdraw money.”

[Does this guy really know?

!

】Yueyong’s face changed dramatically, 【Sure enough, did you know from the beginning?

!

Did you deliberately lure me to such a place?

!

Careless!

This man really knows everything!

】

Looking at Yueyong, whose face was a little bad, Jiang Cheng said again: “Your face is very bad, isn’t it really that?”

“You, what kind of money did you come to the bank to withdraw?” Yueyong wanted to struggle for a while, and asked calmly, “I don’t remember your guy’s habit of saving money.”

“Hey, there must be a limit to underestimate people,” Jiang Cheng said dissatisfied, and then reached out and took out a passbook from his cuff, “Even someone like me can save money, you know if this In this era, new games and consoles are released almost every day! If you don’t save money, how can you keep up with the trend of the times?!”

“Are you saving money just to buy that kind of boring stuff?!” Yueyong complained frantically with white eyes, but he breathed a sigh of relief, “That’s great, I thought he already knew it.

But now it seems that he really forgot about the lottery.

】

“I’m in,” Jiang Cheng said as he pushed his sleeves and walked towards the bank’s gate, “Yueyue, it doesn’t matter if you don’t come in, I’ll be fine right away.”

“No, I’ll go in too.” Yueyong put away the cigarette pipe and naturally followed Jiang Cheng’s footsteps.

[I didn’t expect him to hide this kind of thing, just in case, let’s see how much he has saved first.

】

Yue Yong thought so in her heart.

“Whatever you want.” Jiang Cheng shrugged indifferently, then raised his legs and walked into the automatic bank door that opened automatically.

Seeing this, Yueyong also pretended not to care and followed.

However… Jiang Cheng and Yue Yong, who stepped into the bank’s gate almost at the same time, stopped at the same time…

If you want to ask the reason, it may be because of the masked gun-wielding Mohawks who surrounded the two of them…

…

Outside the Yotsui Bank, Gintoki stood side by side with Shi Shi who was wearing civilian clothes, and walked towards the bank gate while bickering.

“…I didn’t win the lottery, I didn’t win the lottery!” Fourteen retorted stubbornly as he walked, “How could I win the lottery! What basis do you have to say that I won the lottery?”

“I didn’t say a word about winning. Did you win?”

Fourteen retorted excitedly: “I said I missed it! Hurry up and go back to me! Forget it!”

“How much? Huh? How much did you win?”

Fourteen, who stepped into the door of the bank without even looking at it, replied impatiently, “Ah, ah, I know, I know, I’ll treat you to chocolate parfait, you can eat as much as you want, please go back. Bar.”

At this moment, Shizune and Gintoki simultaneously heard the sound of bullets being loaded and… the voice of a somewhat rude man.

“Raise your hand.”

Hearing the sound, Shi Shi and Yin Shi stopped at the same time and followed the sound.

“I told you to raise your hands!” Sitting on the counter with his face covered, Mohigan, who seemed to be the leader carrying a rifle, reminded again.

But… For some reason, Shi Shi completely ignored the mohawks who were all rushing towards him with pistols, and walked towards the bank counter on his own.

As he walked, Fourteen said to himself, “Yes, I’m tired of seeing hallucinations. Get out of the way, you bastards, Moxigan.”

At this moment, Yin Shi, who had raised his hand behind him, kindly reminded in a low voice, “Mr. Tufang, Lord Tufang, they are the real Moxigan.”

At the same time, feeling the incomparable metallic texture of the pistol on his forehead, Shi Shi… his entire face turned black.

But this is not the end, because in the next second, Fourteen heard the voice of a nasty guy who absolutely did not want to meet at such a time…

“Yinshi ~ Liu Haijun~” Jiang Cheng, who was sitting cross-legged among the hostages, waved at the two of them and shouted with a smile, “Look here and here. And there, big brother over there, sorry, these two people It’s my acquaintance, it doesn’t matter if you shoot directly.”

“It doesn’t matter how big you are!” Yin Shi gritted his teeth and cursed bitterly.

【Why is this guy here!

】 Fourteen thought bitterly in his heart, 【One natural scroll is enough!

Why add this unpleasant ponytail guy!

】

“Keep quiet for me!” Mo Xigan, who was holding a rifle as a hostage guard, reminded Jiang Cheng solemnly.

“I’m sorry, I’m just a little excited to see an acquaintance suddenly.” Jiang Cheng, who was lying on the lap of two bank staff ladies, waved his hands and smiled apologetically, “You guys continue.”

After being silent for a long time, the moxican pointed to Jiang Cheng and asked another of his Moxican accomplices, “Why do I think this guy has won in this situation?”

…

In the bank with the door closed, some people are squatting on the ground with their heads shivering, some are praying silently in their hearts, some people are digging their little fingers and staring at the dead fish eyes, it doesn’t matter, some people keep their heads down and expressionless. lottery ticket.

There are also people who are being held tightly in the middle by the two young ladies and sisters who are bank staff, while being rubbed by the two young ladies and sisters while enjoying the massage of the two young ladies and sisters, and some people are trying hard to endure this unintentional Lungs enjoying the urge to pierce the man massaged by the young lady.

“Hey, can you give me one?” Yin Shi flicked the booger off his little finger and asked Jiang Cheng, who looked extremely comfortable, “The D+ on the left and the E on the right are all good.”

“Don’t~ I want Jiang Cheng’s sama~” The two staff members refused at the same time, and at the same time hugged Jiang Cheng’s arms and acted coquettishly.

At this moment, two blue veins suddenly burst out on Di Yueyong’s forehead sitting behind Jiang Cheng.

“Don’t be too complacent! Smelly woman!” Yin Shibai shouted in a low voice with eyes bursting with blue veins, “and also tell me, “Don’t~ People want Yinshi sama~” or something!

Give it a try!

You two should try it!

”

“I’m really sorry, Yin Shi,” Jiang Cheng said with a smile, and then looked down at these two bank clerks who wanted to look good and have a figure, “Chunzi and Lizi don’t like you either.”

“I hate it~ Jiang Cheng sama~” The young lady on the right scolded with a smile, “It’s said that people are called Chiba, so just call them Xiaoqian~”

Yueyong’s forehead was filled with a blue vein.

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The young lady on the left said coquettishly: “Jiang Cheng is really sama, they all said that they are called Yuyi, and it’s good to call them Yuyi sauce~”

Blue veins burst out on Yueyong’s face.

“I’m sorry, I’m a little bad at remembering names.” Jiang Cheng lowered his head and whispered in the ears of the two of them, “The only thing I’m good at remembering is my body~”

In an instant, the two women blushed and exclaimed: “Yeah~! Jiang Cheng is so good!”

Of course, having said that, the two young ladies still have no intention of letting go.

“Then, after get off work today, would you like to come with me…”

Before he could finish speaking, Jiang Cheng suddenly felt that there was something on his waist.

Looking down at the Kunai pinned to his waist, after a long silence, Jiang Chengcai pointed at Yueyong behind him and looked at Yin Shi and said blankly, “Although these two disagree, there is another one here. , or choose this one, Gintoki.”

“No, I’m not a person who pursues any kind of excitement. This feeling of being on the verge of life and death every day is a little too exciting for me.”

“Shut up for me!!” At this time, the leader of Moxigan finally said, “If one more person makes suspicious actions, I will turn all of you into a hornet’s nest!”

“Big brother, does that person count?” A certain younger brother pointed at Jiang Cheng who was still surrounded by two young sisters and asked, “I feel like I have been doing suspicious actions from the very beginning. And… I don’t know why, I always have It’s a big feeling.”

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