Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 713
[Chapter 657: Don’t underestimate Mom!]
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One day at noon, Yoshihara.
Jiang Cheng, who had just finished lunch, held a toothpick in his mouth and rubbed his stomach. After burping, he let out a surprised voice: “Ha? Yueyue is a little strange?”
“Did Jiang Chengsang feel it?” Sun Wheel, who had just finished lunch, squinted his eyes and smiled, “That child has been a little absent-minded since the morning.”
“Hey? Is there any?” Jiang Cheng replied with squinting eyes, “That woman hasn’t always been Is it all weird?”
Ri Lun smiled and scolded: “Before Jiang Chengsang came to Jiyuan, Yueyue was very stable.”
“Stable?” Jiang Cheng still looked confused, but Then he suddenly thought of something again, folded his hand and nodded and analyzed himself: “Indeed, some places have always been very stable, different from other animations that shake up and down when they run. Moon’s…”
Before he could finish speaking, Jiang Cheng, who was hit by the two Kuwu directly on one side of his head, kept his original posture, and fell straight down to the other side of his head, spurting blood.
thump!
“What are you going to say!” Yue Yongbai, who came to the front of the restaurant at an unknown time, scolded Jiang Cheng, who fell to the ground with blood spurting and twitching from time to time, “It’s just in your head. Is there only that kind of thing?!”
“No, it’s just stating a fact.” Jiang Cheng, who was resurrected on the spot, struggled to get up, and at the same time defended solemnly, “In other animations, that kind of thing is like Shaking like a water polo is a very common operation! But Yueyue, you…”
After speaking, Jiang Cheng pinched his chin and looked straight at a certain part of Yueyong, “It seems to be very stable. By the way, you are really Is it the real thing? It’s not fake…”
Hmm… Anyway, when Yueyong left, Jiang Cheng, who was lying on the floor, was already full of Kunai.
…
Jiang Cheng, who pulled out the last kunai on his body, frowned and glanced at the sun wheel with a serious look on his face: “Absolutely strange, right? Where did that woman hide this large amount of kunai? Although I’m just guessing, but maybe…”
Jiang Cheng, who was hesitant to speak, pinched his chin and continued: “Right? And that one was originally called a murder weapon, right? Maybe for that woman, there is a real The location of the murder weapon may not be known.
”
Sun Lun smiled and raised an index finger and suggested, “Jiang Chengsang, I think you might as well investigate this kind of thing yourself.”
“Sun Lun, do you think I’m an idiot? ?” Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly.
“I thought that if it was Jiang Chengsang, maybe he would actually do that kind of thing.”
Jiang Cheng waved his hand and sneered: “That’s what a stupid guy would do, you Shouldn’t I ask Yueyue to let me take a look at that kind of thing?”
“Jiang Chengsang, who can think of such a possibility, is already a rare idiot in the world.” Sun Lun reminded.
“And to take 10,000 steps back, it’s enough for us to know this kind of thing in our own hearts.” Jiang Cheng hugged his hands and continued, “No matter who, there will be one, two, three, or four who don’t want to let it go. The secrets that others know. Yueyue must also have… things that are fake and don’t want others to know.”
Immediately afterwards, Jiang Cheng showed some praise on his face, and looked straight at him with very sincere and frank eyes. He touched a certain part of the sun wheel, “But speaking of this, you are much more honest with the sun wheel.”
Tick-tock, tick-tock…
Looking at the hot tea dripping on Jiang Cheng’s cheeks slowly to the ground , Hiron pretended to be surprised and covered his mouth and said, “Alala ~ I’m sorry ~ I accidentally spilled the tea that was just boiled on you~”
“No, I don’t mind at all.” Jiang Cheng Without hesitating, he raised his hand and wiped the tea on his face with his sleeve, and then changed the subject, “But just now you said that there was something wrong with Yueyue… What’s wrong?”
“Well… yes, what’s wrong…” Said, Sun Wheel raised his face and thought for a while. After thinking for a while, a flash of inspiration suddenly flashed, and he raised an index finger and smiled and said, “It’s been since the morning. When I met Jiang Chengsang, it was a little different from usual.”
“Hey? Is there any?” Jiang Cheng asked with squinting eyes, “Kunai just now felt more powerful than usual. ”
It’s true to say so, but… I always feel a sense of being cautious.”
“Be careful? Why?”
“I don’t know,” Sun Wheel shook his head gently, and then looked into the trash can. Today’s scrap newspaper was rolled into a ball, “It seems that it started like this after reading today’s newspaper after breakfast, but I have also read today’s newspaper, and it doesn’t seem to be anything special… It’s strange…”
Jiang Cheng had a weird expression on his face: “Has that woman started to be interested in current affairs recently?”
“No, I don’t think so.” Hiron shook his head again, then smiled softly and continued. : “Didn’t you say everything just now? It’s just that something was wrong when facing Jiang Chengsang.”
“She…” Jiang Cheng folded his chest with one hand and clenched his chin with the other, frowning and thinking, “She should Isn’t it because I discovered her secret? That’s why I’m a little worried that I’ll tell this kind of thing?”
“It’s all said to have nothing to do with that kind of thing.” , and then suddenly thought of something, “Speaking of which, didn’t you and Yueyue go out together yesterday? Could it be that what happened yesterday?”
Jiang Cheng replied, “No, it’s just normal that she helped me buy a new one. It’s just a
game.”
“How about on the way back?”
“On the way back…” Jiang Cheng closed his eyes and tried to recall.
——Memories dividing line——
“Yueyue, for some reason, I suddenly feel that you have a charm that I don’t usually notice.”
Seeing the sincerity written on Jiang Cheng’s side face, Yueyong blushed, but at this moment, Jiang Cheng continued to say, “Anyway! Thank you! Thank you so much for buying me this collector’s edition game! Mom!”
“Who’s your mom?! I don’t want to be an idiot’s mom like you!” Yueyong who reacted instantly scolded with white eyes, “And after all, the only thing you care about is It’s just
the game!”
“You know? Yueyue?” Jiang Cheng turned his face to the side with a hearty smile, “You’re still the first person to help me remember the release date of the game, if it wasn’t for you to remind me. , I probably can’t even remember it. Thank you.”
Yueyong, who blushed again inexplicably, turned her face away silently.
“No, nothing, I just happened to remember it. I didn’t deliberately remember such a boring thing.”
“It’s here again~” Jiang Cheng spread his hands and shook his head helplessly, ” Yueyue, maybe you can really be a good mother.”
Poof!
Yueyong blushed completely, and some words became incoherent: “You, you, what are you talking about?!”
“Yueyue, you really don’t understand~” Jiang Cheng chuckled again and shook his head, “Just now Aren’t you like the mother who bought the child the toy the child kept talking about for Christmas?”
“Is that the one you say?!”
“Or else?” Jiang Cheng took it for granted.
——The dividing line at the end of the memory——
“…Well, that’s about it.”
“Hey? That’s all?” Hiron asked in surprise, “Did nothing else happen?”
“I’ll think about it…” Jiang Chengzai He held his hands, closed his eyes and thought.
——Memories
dividing line—— “Yueyue! Yueyue!” At the same time as Jiang Cheng stopped, he pointed to the advertising board in front of the roadside cinema with a surprised expression, “There and there!”
Yueyong, who stopped in her footsteps, was speechless for a long time, looking at the advertisement on the advertising board for the theatrical version of the mecha team full of plastic wind and the excitement written on Jiang Cheng’s face.
“Look at this~Please~”
Jiang Cheng, who held the billboard and didn’t let go, looked like a child who saw his favorite toy.
Looking at Jiang Cheng who looked like this, Yueyong sighed heavily while holding her forehead.
“I can’t do it, but I have to go back to Yoshihara immediately after reading it.”
“Thank you~ Mom!”
“Who is your mom!!”
——The dividing line at the end of the memory——
“…It seems that there is such a thing.” Jiang Cheng continued with an index finger.
“I always feel… Yueyue usually has a lot of hard work.” Sun Lun smiled awkwardly, and then asked, “What about after?”
“Ordinary people have seen movies, and ordinary people have come back.” Jiang Cheng honestly answered truthfully.
“Did something else happen?”
“I’ll think about it…” Jiang Cheng thought again.
——Memories dividing line——
The owner of the convenience store, when he saw Jiang Cheng passing by, waved the big breasts special issue in his hand and shouted: “Little brother~ Your favorite magazine is new~ Every one of them is full of vitality. It’s shooting in all directions~”
Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng stopped and looked over at the same time.
“Hello.” Yue Yong reminded blankly.
Jiang Cheng chuckled lightly, waved his hand and replied, “Don’t worry, no matter what, the child will never let his mother buy that kind of thing. I still have some common sense.”
“It’s not your old man .
Damn it!”
“I’m sorry, Yueyue, you should go back first.” After saying that, Jiang Cheng started to walk towards the shop owner, “Your son… is running in the direction of the adult. As a parent, you should let The child is free to fly…Ugh!”
Before he could finish speaking, Jiang Cheng, who was kicked on the back by Yueyong, let out a scream and flew straight towards the shop owner.
“Ah, it’s really flying now.” Yue Yong said coldly.
“Little brother, this time it’s all high-quality goods~” The store owner leaned down, with a wicked smile on his face, and said in a low voice, “You should understand when you see this cover, right?”
“Huh,” Jiang Cheng When he got up, he hummed, “The cover? Do you think I’m a man who will be attracted by the cover? Doesn’t the cover of av still match the content? How can you know if you don’t read the content… Hey! Wait a minute! Moon! Yue! I haven’t…”
Yue Yong, who dragged Jiang Cheng and walked towards Yoshihara on his own, reminded coldly: “Shut up, you scum.”
——Memories end dividing line——
“ In short, such a regrettable thing happened.” Jiang Cheng nodded and continued, with a bit of regret on his face.
“Jiang Chengsang really doesn’t hide his preferences at all…”
“Of course, men should be honest with their instincts!”
“That is, if Jiang Chengsang confesses to a woman , will say…”
“Come with me!” Jiang Cheng took the words in a natural tone.
“I don’t want to die.” Sun Wheel said with a smile.
“No, I didn’t want to have a haircut with you Hirona. Although I used to be an oiran or something, but to be honest, I never felt the charm of you who is already a Baba.”
“Sorry sorry~ I accidentally My hands are slippery again~”
“Look? I’ve reached the age where my hands are often slippery.”
“Ah! It slipped again!” After deliberately pouring hot tea on Jiang Cheng’s head again, Hiron asked, “But then again, did these things only happen yesterday? Is there anything else?
” “…” After speaking, Jiang Cheng thought about it again. “That is, Yueyue asked me when I would leave Yoshihara, and then I said, “at least after paying off the initial debt.” A nutritious conversation.
”
“No, this is the point, okay?”
No matter how you look at it, the problem is here, okay?
”
After that, when I was passing a cigarette shop, my mother-in-law stopped me and bought a lottery ticket or something.”
With that said, Jiang Cheng touched the back of his head and laughed, “Ahaha, I was thinking that if I was lucky, I could win the first prize or something, but the lottery ticket disappeared yesterday, and I didn’t even remember the number. .
I’m really not suitable for that kind of thing.
Ah ha ha ha…”
After listening, Sun Wheel glanced at the lottery lottery numbers written on the newspaper in the trash can, and the fog in his heart gradually dissipated
. Lun raised his eyes and glanced at Jiang Cheng, who was still smiling non-stop, [and…could it be that he won the lottery by chance? If it was matched with what Jiang Chengsang said yesterday…it wouldn’t be such a coincidence, would it? 】
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