Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 712
[Chapter 656 : Things that are accustomed to will not change easily!]
The rain was continuous, and it didn’t stop at all.
On the muddy field roads, there were only two little guys with bruised noses and swollen faces, all covered in filth. It was unclear whether they were supporting or pushing each other.
These two are Xiao Gaoshan, who skipped class from Matsushita Village School to fight today, and Gintoki who also skipped class resolutely after finding out that Takasugi was skipping class.
“Hey, it’s really not good~”
After hearing Jiang Cheng’s slightly flat voice coming from the front, Gintoki and Takasugi tacitly stopped and pushed each other at the same time, and then turned their faces away and spat at the same time.
“What, did Songyang ask you to arrest someone again?” Yin Shi pouted with disdain.
Holding an umbrella with one hand and stroking his chubby belly with the other, Jiang Cheng, who still had a toothpick in his mouth, replied casually, “What do you say? How could I do that kind of trouble? It’s a matter of time. You must know that it’s not just the two of you who skip class, it just happened to happen. Hiccup~”
Gintoki and Takasugi became expressionless at the same time, looking at Jiang Cheng’s chubby belly and the oil stains on the corners of his mouth that had not been wiped clean.
“But speaking of it…” Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of something again, raised his face, closed his eyes and thought, and said while thinking, “Songyang does seem to have told me to find the two of you or something, no , seems to have said it, seems to have not said it again. It’s so strange…”
Yin Shi complained with contempt: “I think you were just attracted by the smell of rice there when you came out to arrest people…”
“Oh! It’s very possible!” Jiang Cheng’s eyes widened and he praised.
“It’s very likely that you are tall!” Yin Shibai pointed his finger at Jiang Cheng and complained angrily, “That oil stain on the belly and the corner of the mouth is already hard evidence! You are too powerful! You are attracted to that kind of thing! Are you Stupid?!”
“Wait a minute, Yinshi.” Gao Shan suddenly thought of something, raised his hand to interrupt Yinshi, “Jiang Cheng said just now that it’s not just the two of us who skipped class, and because he was assigned by Songyang, then… it is Said there were others who also skipped class.”
“Hey? Is there any? Who is it?” Jiang Cheng asked suspiciously.
Takasugi helped his forehead: “Ah, this guy is undoubtedly an idiot…”
“Anyway, Songyang seems to have said, “If I find a few of them…”…” Jiang Cheng walked slowly to Gintoki and Takasugi, imitating Songyang’s usual expression, narrowed his eyes and raised his eyebrows. Little Fist, “”Bring this to them…””
Bang!
Bang!
After two times, the unconscious Takasugi and Gintoki rolled their eyes and fell into Mother Earth’s arms.
“Ah, maybe I didn’t say it.” Jiang Cheng opened his eyes and continued to say to the two of them.
“You bastard!!” Yin Shi, who woke up from a brief coma, roared at Jiang Chengbai who was in front of him.
“Don’t worry, Yinshi.” Jiang Cheng waved his hand and replied disapprovingly, then chuckled, “I brought what Songyang asked me to bring with me! Especially this power!”
“This is the last thing I don’t need…” Takasugi half-squinted her eyes, the blue veins jumping at the corners of her eyes. “And then… why does it feel more painful than Songyang’s knocking? Have you really compared the power?”
“Ah, it doesn’t feel like much.” Jiang Cheng answered casually as he touched the four big bags on top of his head that had not yet completely disappeared.
“Is this guy’s head really okay?” Takasugi turned his face and asked Ginshi, “Is this to test the power of smashing yourself?”
“Speaking of which, do you two want to test it for me?” Jiang Cheng squatted down and looked at the two of them, grinning brightly, “I feel like if it was you, you could definitely test the strength for me.
In this way, next time, I can give you what Songyang asked me to bring to you without error.
”
“The devil wants it!!” Yin Shi roared with white eyes.
“Huh~” Jiang Cheng complained, “It’s obviously for the sake of the two of you~”
“Where?!” Gintoki roared again.
“Well, it’s time to go back.” Jiang Cheng stretched out his hand, tugging at Yinshi’s dirty hair, and shouting regardless of Yinshi’s pain, he pulled Yinshi out of the ground like a radish.
When the silver was pulled out, he covered his head and shouted, “Can’t you pull anywhere else?! Tears of pain are coming out!”
“Calm down, Yinshi.” Jiang Cheng pointed at Gao Sugi, who had been pulled out and fell into a coma because of exhaustion, “Gao Zai didn’t say a word of pain.”
“No, he’s already passed out, and he can’t cry out even if it hurts.”
“why?”
“Why are you so tall! Of course it’s because he used up all his strength today!” Just after saying that, Gintoki fought with his eyelids for no reason, slowly closed his eyes and fell into a coma.
Looking at Gintoki and Takasugi, who were also in the mud and fell into a coma, Jiang Cheng sighed helplessly and shook his head: “Hey~ Songyang didn’t say I needed to drag the two of you back. I knew it earlier. If so, you should change the wig that I went to help you with after the aftermath, it always feels easier over there~”
Of course, even if he complained like this, Jiang Cheng leaned down and reluctantly carried the two of them up, one by one and the other on his back like a quilt.
“Really,” Jiang Cheng raised his head and glanced at the gloomy sky that was still falling, and muttered unhappily, “In this weather, even if you skip class, you should still bring an umbrella, idiots.”
With that said, Jiang Cheng turned around and started slowly towards Matsushita Village School…
Thinking of this, Yin Shi stopped and once again looked at the sky where the rain started to fall uninterruptedly. After a long period of stunned, he finally heard Xin Baji who was standing under the eaves of the convenience store to hide from the rain. Cries, and so come back to God.
“…Yin Sang, Yin Sang, come and hide here.”
Looking at Shinhachi who kept shouting at him and Kagura standing beside him, Gintoki raised the corner of his mouth slightly and walked over quickly.
“That guy… Sure enough, it’s more suitable for an umbrella than a sword or something like that.”
“That guy?” Shinba was puzzled.
“Who?” Kagura asked.
“No, it’s nothing.” Yinshi turned around and looked at the sky again, “Then, now I probably understand what happened to the bag on his head at that time.”
“Huh? What are you talking about?” Xin Baha still looked puzzled.
“Is it because of a lot of rain, and the natural curling has increased, Aru?”
“Probably suffered for the three “bad” students who skipped class.” Yin Shi murmured, “and his own share.”
“Shinhaha! Ambulance!” Kagura shouted at Shinhaha with a dignified expression, “Gin-chan is dead, Aru! At least before he dies, dissect the organs that can be used and sell them as later Aru, the fixed capital of the Master’s House!”
Ignoring Kagura’s tricks, Yinshi directly picked up an umbrella from the umbrella storage place with three umbrellas on the side, opened it, and stepped into the rain.
“Let’s go, you two, and, take back what I just said, no one helped hold an umbrella today…”
“Yin Sang!” Xin Baha hurriedly reminded, “That’s someone else’s! You can’t just take it away! It’s very incompetent!”
Just after finishing speaking, Shin Baha suddenly realized that Kagura had also picked up an umbrella from the umbrella frame and held it up.
“Kagura-chan! No way! That’s someone else’s!”
“Take it, old man.” Yin Shi said without looking back, “You can go back afterward, and go back to Yoshihara.”
He picked up an umbrella and trotted to Shinhachi, who were both Gintoki and Kagura, and said, “What are you talking about inexplicable? Even if you want to, put it back where you are, right?”
Yinshi didn’t answer, as usual, with the little finger of the other hand digging the nostril, staring at the “front” with the dead fish eyes that lack motivation…
…
On the other side, it was still in that splendid Japanese-style mansion.
“Miss Xiaoyu—Miss Xiaoyu—”
Yamazaki was in the backyard, looking around for Xiaoyu’s figure while shouting.
[It sucks, let alone let her notice me, and things turned out like this.
】Yamazaki, who was trotting in the backyard in the rain, looking for Xiaoyu’s figure everywhere, couldn’t bear it.
Just after thinking about it, Yamazaki suddenly tripped over the stone under his feet and fell to the ground with his face down.
After a pause for two seconds, Yamazaki slowly got up against the floor and then thought: [No, no, let her notice me or something… blind dates or something… These things don’t matter at all… “At that time, I Refreshed by your words”, just tell her that.
Can’t even say such a simple sentence, and even hurt her, I’m really bad for someone like me…]
At this moment, Xiaoyu’s voice came from above Yamazaki.
“What are you doing in a place like this? Yamazaki-san? You’ll catch a cold.”
Looking up at Xiaoyu who was holding an oil-paper umbrella, Yamazaki was a little panicked for a while, and he quickly stepped back and said, “Little Xiao…Miss Xiaoyu!”
“I’m really sorry, but I left midway on such an important occasion.” Xiaoyu slowly approached Yamazaki and apologized.
“Hey…”
“I remembered an important thing. I just went to prepare the materials. Please wait a moment.” Xiaoyu explained, then turned around and squatted down and started to vomit.
vomit……
vomit……
vomit……
“Wait…Wait, Miss Xiaoyu?” Yamazaki hurriedly stepped forward to check Xiaoyu’s condition.
“Cough cough…” Xiaoyu said without turning her head after she vomited, “I don’t know if it was successful or not…”
Saying that, Xiaoyu turned around and handed the red bean bread still soaked in gasoline to Yamazaki, and then said, “Please use it, Mr. Yamazaki’s words have to be it, right?”
Yamazaki was inexplicably stunned.
“Sure enough, Mr. Yamazaki’s words are very suitable for red bean bread.” Xiaoyu continued softly, “The law enforcement officer who is not known by people to protect the society, although his work has not been seen, but don’t forget that there will be someone watching somewhere. you.”
Looking at Yamazaki who took the red bean bread and stood up without saying a word, Xiaoyu quickly asked, “Mr. Yamazaki? Did I make another mistake…”
“No,” Yamazaki shook his head gently, and then smiled and thanked softly: “Thank you, Miss Xiaoyu, I’ve recovered my spirits.”
Seeing Yamazaki eating a mouthful of red bean bread with a smile on his face, Xiaoyu’s face also showed a bit of a smile: “That’s great, then let’s go back.”
“No, it’s all right. It’s been perfectly settled.”
“However, the relationship between Gintoki-sama and the Shinsengumi…”
“It doesn’t matter, there is this supervisor Yamazaki who is monitoring the Shinsengumi.”
Looking at Yamazaki, who was grinning and squinting, and saluting with his hands in front of his forehead like a primary school student, Xiaoyu bowed: “Please do your best to work.”
“Hi!” Yamazaki took another bite of the red bean bread after responding plausibly.
But this time, Yamazaki just started chewing and suddenly froze for a moment and opened his bloodshot eyes, especially after seeing the mosaic filling in the red bean bread in his hand, he vomited wildly.
“puff!!”
After spitting up, Yamazaki wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth, and before he could say anything, he suddenly found that Xiaoyu in front of him had been vomited by himself just now.
“Then…then what…” Yamazaki twitched the corners of his mouth, his face covered in black lines covered with cold sweat, “That’s…the letter burn I gave as a gift…”
At this moment, Xiaoyu raised her head mechanically, and picked up the mop she had pulled out from somewhere.
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In short, after that, there was an uninterrupted roar and… Yamazaki’s screams in the backyard of the mansion.
…
“Go back.” Jiang Cheng raised his eyes and glanced at Yueyong who was standing on the fence, and reminded him casually.
“Oh.” After responding, Yueyong retracted the kunai in her hand into her sleeve and jumped off the wall.
Looking at Yueyong who was still wearing a formal suit, Jiang Cheng said helplessly, “I told you, what are you going to do when you are still wearing such clothes?”
After all, Jiang Cheng turned around and left slowly.
“It’s already Yoshihara’s formal dress day!” Yueyong defended loudly, then trotted to catch up with Jiang Cheng, and got under the umbrella very skillfully, at the same time folded his arms and hummed and changed the subject, “You Yeah, I clearly said I didn’t care, but I ended up in a place like this in the end.”
“No, I just came to see someone who knows how to do it because the machine (game equipment) suddenly went on strike.” Jiang Cheng replied casually.
“Sure enough, even if it’s a man like you, you’ll still do it when it’s time to do it.”
“Hey, it’s too close.” Jiang Cheng showed a look of disgust and complained: “When you just went to the convenience store to buy an umbrella, couldn’t you buy one for yourself?”
“Then what…” Yueyong turned her face away and said bravely, “I forgot to bring my wallet, because I changed clothes or something…”
“Hey—” Jiang Cheng deliberately made a long note, pouted the corners of his mouth, and said, “Didn’t you forget to bring your head?”
“Wash inside!!”
(Xiaoyu’s blind date chapter, finished.)
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