Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 711

[Chapter 655: Don’t always think that someone will help you hold an umbrella when it rains!]

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At this time, sitting at the end of the long table, the lens of the new Baja with a pen and paper in his hand flashed and glanced at Yamazaki: “Mr. Yamazaki, I heard that you are the Tucao worker of the Shinsengumi, can you speak a little louder? 30 points.”

Yamazaki, who looked down and wrote something on the paper with his head down, and Yamazaki, whose face had not yet wiped off the blood, said hurriedly: “No, what score are you giving me? New Bachi-kun?”

” Is this the end?” Xin Baha pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose, the lenses flashed again and glanced at Yamazaki again, and said lightly: “If it was me, I would add “I don’t want to be If you don’t complain, you preach.”

Kagura covered his mouth and raised his eyebrows with a sneering expression on

his face, and took over the words: “Oh, oh, a rigid guy who works in the government is at this level~”

Hearing this, Yamazaki’s cheek silently burst into a blue vein. , at the same time, half of his face couldn’t stop twitching, and he said unhappily: [What’s going on? These guys are full of malice! They just want to make trouble! No! I want to cheer up! Damn it! Blood damage! His

vision was blurred…]

Looking at Yamazaki, who was carefully wiping the corners of his eyes with his fingers, Xiaoyu very thoughtfully handed a pack of tissues to him.

Looking at the tissues suddenly handed in front of him, Yamazaki was a little stunned, especially After seeing the owner of the hand that handed the tissue, he was even more surprised.

“If you don’t dislike it, please use this.

“Xiaoyu said.

[Xiao…Miss Xiaoyu!] Yamazaki was deeply moved.

“Are you alright?

Need to call an ambulance?

“Xiaoyu asked with concern.

At the same time as taking the tissue from Xiaoyu, Yamazaki quickly replied: “No, it’s all right!”

I’m really sorry!

Yamazaki took out a tissue and started wiping the

blood on his face, still full of emotion in his heart: [Sure enough, he is a gentle person, there is always a kind of gentleness that the girls in this work do not have, I really like you… ]

Yamazaki’s heart hadn’t finished moving when he suddenly heard Shi Shi’s voice beside him.

“In general, handkerchiefs should be handed here instead of tissues, right? It can also be used to stop bleeding, Ala, that’s weird. I heard that you are a careful robot nanny, 45 points.

” The fourteen who scored on the paper, Yamazaki frantically complained: [Why did you even start to score?

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】

Fourteen persuaded his shoulders, closed his

eyes and pretended to be helpless and continued: “After all, we are engaged in a job with constant new injuries, and we must deal with the wounds quickly. I thought you would ask the clerk to bring the first aid kit.”

After that, Shi Shi opened one eye and raised his eyes slightly to glance at Xiao Yu.

【What’s the point of stalking here!

】 Yamazaki complained again in his heart, 【Please don’t do this kind of quarrel between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law!

Deputy Chief!

】

At this time, Yin Shi pointed at Shishi and looked at Yamazaki and said, “I’m sorry, clerk, that V-shaped bangs seem to have a head injury.”

Yamazaki, who had blue veins on his face again, gritted his teeth and reminded Said: “So didn’t you say it all? I’m not a clerk! And it’s me who was hurt!”

Xin Ba Hao, who began to write something down on the paper again, reminded in a faint voice: “The rant just now It

‘s better to give it to Hijikata-san.”

[It’s too difficult to answer!

】 Yamazaki gritted his teeth in his heart.

Zongwu, who was repeatedly writing the Chinese character “kill” on the paper, said without raising his head, “Thifang-sang should have received a double rant just now, and it’s holding him back.” Shi Shi

patted the table, angrily. Looking at Zongwu and shouting: “Who are you grading?!”

“Hey, what have you been doing since just now?” Yin Shi’s face showed a bit of impatience, “Yes Do you have any opinion on our daughter?”

“Huh?” Shi Shi suddenly became unhappy, and retorted with a burst of blue veins: “You are the one, do you have any opinion?”

Looking at Gintoki and Shishi who started to pinch at some spiritual level without realizing it, Yamazaki thought helplessly: “It’s really tense, there is no atmosphere of a blind date at all.

】

Seeing the atmosphere in the room becoming a little heavier, Kondo stood up and waved his hands in a roundabout way: “Okay, everyone calm down.”

Just as Kondo had just finished speaking, the room’s The sliding door was suddenly opened, and the voice of the waitress came in.

“It’s been a long wait.”

Upon seeing this, Kondo hurriedly continued: “Everyone, the cooking is here!”

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Yamazaki ignored the dishes on the table and the high-grade gasoline in front of Xiaoyu, and put all his thoughts on the blind date. will be developed in the future.

【The opportunity is here!

Change the subject!

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Thinking about it, Yamazaki said nervously to the opposite Xiaoyu: “Speak up, I met Miss Xiaoyu when I went shopping before, do you also cook?”

“Because I’m a robot nanny .

, so I can do ordinary housework.” Xiaoyu replied.

“That’s right!” Kondo praised, then turned his face to look at Yamazaki, “What a capable little girl.

” !

Then the atmosphere changed!

]

But before Yamazaki’s “happy” finished, the picky mother-in-law 14 went online again, and I saw him say calmly: “Isn’t it natural that the robot nanny can do this? And that’s what he said, in fact, only Can you make potato stew?”

[Really!

Why did you start to sting again!

】 Yamazaki complained in his heart.

“What do the members of the Zhenxuan group usually eat?” Xiaoyu asked.

“We usually eat in the cafeteria of the village,” Yamazaki replied hurriedly, and then smiled a little embarrassedly, “But there’s nothing delicious, I always eat ramen or something.”

“Hey, it’s here~” Yinshi leaned into Xiaoyu’s ear, raised his eyebrows and glanced at Yamazaki and said deliberately, “What will he say next, “I really want to eat the cooking made by Xiaoyu-san~”

“Hey~” Kagura leaned into Xiaoyu’s ear and deliberately said with the same gesture of silver time, “It’s really old-fashioned~”

Looking at the performance of the two, several black lines appeared in the corners of Yamazaki’s eyes, and he complained again in his heart: [So it’s too hard to answer!]

Xin Ba Ha, who was still writing something on the paper, said indifferently, “It’s too difficult to answer, have you just used it?

It seems that the vocabulary is really lacking.

”

Why can I even read it in my heart! And it’s too harsh!

” “Too harsh… Well, this is the first time it has appeared, so one point can be added.”

Kondo leaned into the ears of Yamazaki ,

who was so angry that he was trembling, and said in a low voice, “If this is the case, don’t say things like “I want to eat your own cooking.”

”

There’s no way,” Zongwu started to make a move and suggested out loud, “Then skip a step and say “I really want to eat Miss Xiaoyu.”

[

Too much skipping!!] Yamazaki looked at Sogo and Kondo with black lines all over his head, and at the same time complained wildly in his heart: [How casual is your kicking suggestion! It’s hard to stop the conversation. I just

saw hope…]

Just when Yamazaki was upset and didn’t know what to do, Xiaoyu’s words suddenly broke the awkward situation in front of him.

“That way, the nutrition will be unbalanced. If you don’t mind, please come next time. Come to our store and I’ll cook for you.

”

Looking at Xiaoyu sitting opposite, Yamazaki was very moved: [Miss Xiaoyu——!! She took care of my situation and took the initiative to propose!]

“Really, is it really possible?”

Yamazaki asked in surprise.

Xiaoyu nodded lightly: “Well, I will fully consider nutritional balance, and eating it will definitely make you full of energy.”

”

Yamazaki, who was moved to tears from the corners of his eyes, clenched his fists and raised his face, thinking to himself: [Miss Xiaoyu!

In this vortex full of malice, only you are the light that illuminates me!

】

“I did it! Yamazaki!” Kondo praised Yamazaki.

“I did it!” Yamazaki, who couldn’t stop the moved tears, said to himself, “I feel

that my whole heart is full, and I can’t hold the food anymore.” “Then let’s eat it.” Gintoki of the fresh sea bream sashimi on the plate said casually as he pulled it on his plate.

“No, this is just a metaphor!”

“Xiaoyu, how is it? Why don’t you just show them a hand right now.” Yinshi continued.

“Oh!” Kondo exclaimed in surprise.

“Hey? Can I do it now?” Yamazaki looked at Xiaoyu expectantly.

“Well, dinner is ready in advance.” Xiaoyu nodded lightly.

“Well, then please!” Yamazaki replied quickly, and then an indescribable happiness filled his face, commonly known as –cherry’s delusion.

【Ah~ happiness~ It’s like a dream~ I didn’t expect to be able to taste the cooking made by Miss Xiaoyu so soon~ What to eat…]

Before finishing the fantasy, Yamazaki was suddenly shocked by the sound of vomiting from Xiaoyu’s side. Interrupted fantasy.

Looking at Xiaoyu who was holding an electric baking pan with his mouth open and kept making a “spit–” sound, Yamazaki suddenly became expressionless.

Looking at Kondo and the others who were also expressionless in front of them, Gintoki explained lightly: “Please rest assured, our Xiaoyu takes the ingredients into her body and makes dishes inside her body. It won’t become what everyone thinks. , it’s okay.”

Σ_(???”∠) Vomiting… After vomiting

, Xiaoyu raised her head and wiped the gasoline from the corner of her mouth, and said aloud: “It’s done… it’s done. Please use it, this is character burning.”

Looking at the inexplicable pool of green and yellow objects with mosaics in the electric baking pan pushed in front of him, Yamazaki was just silent.

“Oh, it’s monjayaki, it looks delicious.” Gintoki said casually while eating the sea bream sashimi on his plate.

Kagura, who was eating with his plate in his hands, put down the empty plate and took over the words with a smile: “I’m doing better today than usual, because the other party is Mr. Yamazaki, so I’m more attentive?

” Playing Kagura of an untouched dish, Ginshi raised his eyebrows and replied, “Hey, don’t tease her anymore, son.”

Xiaoyu raised her hand to make a gesture of use and said aloud: ” Please don’t be too polite.”

Yamazaki, holding a small shovel, lowered his head and murmured: “Ah, well… I said, Miss Xiaoyu, is this… a letter burning?”

[Is it a letter burning?

Huh?

Is it text burning?

Ahhh!

It’s text burning!

Burn the text?

Huh?

Is letter burning this kind of mosaic?

】

Looking at Yamazaki, who was holding a small shovel with his head down, his face was sweating and his expression was ugly, and he never moved, Xiaoyu wondered: “What’s wrong? Is it stomach discomfort?”

“No, no, no!” Yamazaki hurriedly said. He waved his hand in defense and said, “I just want to keep it firmly in my mind!”

Yamazaki began to comfort himself in his heart: [Hey—!

If this goes on like this, Miss Xiaoyu will be sad!

Calm down for sure!

Doesn’t the character burn look a bit like that?

It doesn’t matter, Miss Xiaoyu won’t do that kind of thing, but the shovel doesn’t follow orders!

Who… who is going to save me!

】

“Hey, wait.”

Looking at Shi Shi who made a voice at this critical moment, Yamazaki showed a look of emotion, [Deputy Chief…]

“Look at what you’re doing? It’s really outrageous, “Speaking, Shi Shi took out a bottle of mayonnaise from his sleeve, and then poured a whole bottle of mayonnaise onto the “Monja” under Yamazaki’s eyes. No mayonnaise.”

【This is not the problem!

!

】Yamazaki complained again in his heart, and then suddenly thought of something, and said quickly: “It feels a bit wasteful to eat alone, let’s all come together…”

But before he finished speaking, Yamazaki suddenly found that Kondo and Sogo were on the side of the plate. It was filled with the “monjayaki” that the two of them had just made by themselves.

“It’s alright, we made it ourselves.” Sogo and Kondo, who had not wiped off their saliva, said at the same time.

【That’s just vomit!

!

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“Mr. Yamazaki, is it still not to your liking?” Xiaoyu asked.

“No no no! It’s not like that!” Yamazaki quickly waved his hand in defense, then smiled a little embarrassedly, and said bravely: “I just think it’s too wasteful, ah, by the way… Can you take it back? I think Taste it slowly at home.”

Yin Shi, who had just finished vomiting, covered his mouth and handed the vomit bag he had just spit out to Yamazaki and said, “Since you like it so much, bring this one with you.”

Looking at Gintoki who had just finished vomiting in front of him and Kagura who was still spitting into the vomit bag, Yamazaki groaned loudly, pulling his neck: “As a result, all of you are vomiting! Am I the garbage disposal specialist?!”

New Ba Hae reminded lightly again: “Mr. Yamazaki, it’s better to vomit in the vomit now…Σ_(???”∠) Vomit…”

Looking at Xin Ba Hao, who suddenly started to vomit into the vomit bag in the middle of the sentence, Yamazaki stared at bloodshot eyes and complained frantically: “Hey—!

!

This is totally vomit!

It’s vomit, right?

As soon as he finished speaking, Yamazaki suddenly heard the

sound of the sliding door being opened from the side. He followed the sound and saw that Xiaoyu walked to the door and opened the sliding door at some point

. wind.

After leaving such a sentence ,

Xiaoyu stepped out and closed the door.

At this time, several parents got up at the same time and walked out at the same time.

“Let’s go, I’ll leave it to the two young people. Let all those in the way be gone.” Gintoki said casually as he walked.

Yamazaki, who was left behind, slapped the table and turned on the frantic complaining mode: “It’s really time to go!! You guys really didn’t do anything except get in the way!!”

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On the street.

“That, Yinsang, is this all right?” Xinbaha said while walking with her head down, “Miss Xiaoyu still looks a little lost.”

“Who knows.” Yinshi picked his nostrils, casually. Answered.

“Sure enough, it’s because of Jiang Chengsang…” Xin Baha lowered his head and muttered.

“Cut, that bastard little uncle!” Kagura spat in disdain.

Tick tock!

When he felt something, he stopped, UU reading www.sonicmtl.com raised his head and stared at the dead fish and looked at the dark sky.

“It’s raining…” Gintoki quickened his pace, “Hey, if you two don’t want to get wet, hurry up! No one will give you umbrellas today!”

“Oh! It’s cloudy. I also forgot to bring an umbrella!” Kagura exclaimed in surprise, and then hurriedly trotted.

“Yetu is really troublesome, because it’s only overcast that I forgot to take an umbrella or something…” Xin Ba Hao quickened his pace and muttered silently, but then suddenly thought of something, and looked at Yin Shi with some doubts. , “But then again, what does that mean no one gave us an umbrella today?”

“No, it’s nothing.” Yin Shi’s tone was casual, “Anyway, go back quickly.”

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