Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 704

[Chapter 649: When we express affirmation, we will use the words absolute and certain]

“Hey,” a kunai quietly stretched out behind Yin Shi, and Yue Yong’s cold voice sounded, “Who are you? Why do you know about that man? Why do you seem to know that man so well? The same? Why are you with Xiaoyu and Kagura’s dog? All… tell me.”

Seeing Yueyong who suddenly appeared behind Yin Shi, Xiaoyu hurriedly called out, “Lord Yueyong!”

Yin Shi said without turning his head, and his tone was a little helpless: “Really, I didn’t expect to meet the famous Death God Taifu at this juncture. It’s really bad luck.”

“Answer me!” Yueyong clenched the Kunai in her hand and moved a few centimeters towards Gintoki’s back, which was already attached to Gintoki’s back.

“Lord Yueyong, it’s actually…” Xiaoyu was interrupted by Yinshi before she could finish speaking.

I saw Gintoki turn around and put up a forefinger and said seriously: “Actually, my relationship with that idiot is like the relationship between Kazuya Kojima (dao) and Ken Watanabe.”

“Who believes it!” Yue Yong shouted, “Why are you a comedian?!”

“Master Yinshi, UNJASH hasn’t disbanded yet,” Xiaoyu reminded.

(Note: UNJASH: A comedy artist group composed of Kazuya Kojima and Ken Watanabe. In addition, the group name UNJASH is the meaning of J (JOY), A (ANGRY), S (SAD), H (HAPPY) by Watanabe. For joy, sorrow and joy, because Kazuya Kojima said that artists who added “あ(a)” and “ん(n)” would be more popular, so I added un.)

“It doesn’t matter, this combination will come one day sooner or later…”

Before Ginshi could finish speaking, Yueyong and Xiaoyu used Kuwu and a mop to stop them at the same time.

Ignoring Yinshi, who was lying on the ground with a big bag on his head and Kuwu who was still twitching, Xiaoyu explained to Yueyong, who was beside her, “Lord Yueyong, the truth of the matter is… ”

…

After listening to Xiaoyu’s explanation, Yueyong showed a look of doubt, raised her foot and stepped on Yinshi’s dirty head, which was lying on the ground.

“Really? Is this man the real Jinshi?”

“What is meant by ‘is the real golden time’?

!

” Yinshi became unhappy in an instant, got up and retorted angrily, “From the beginning to the end, there is only Yinshi!

That golden hour is fake!

”

“It doesn’t matter,” Yueyong replied casually, and then glanced at Xiaoyu again, “So…what’s going on with Jiang Cheng? Who is that… in Yoshihara now?”

“Has Lord Yueyong already forgotten?” Xiaoyu wondered, “I’ve clearly met before, and I’m almost exactly the same as Lord Jiang Cheng…”

At this moment, Yueyong suddenly thought of something, and her pupils shrank slightly, “Yes… is that the white blood cell king at that time?!”

“Hey, that’s right.” Xiaoyu nodded and affirmed Yueyong’s conjecture, “The King of White Blood Cells was able to come to reality because Lord Jiang Cheng asked for his own opinion and delivered it to Lord Yuanwai. Only after the joint efforts of the three parties can the king of white blood cells come to reality.”

Yin Shi looked puzzled: “Hey? What are you talking about? What is the king of white blood cells? Is that the name of that idiot’s stand-in?”

“I see, no wonder it’s almost exactly the same as that idiot.” Yueyong murmured, “and it feels familiar…”

Yin Shi continued: “Hey, listen to people, is it really okay to find that kind of stand-in? It sounds like a single-celled creature.”

“Ah, it doesn’t matter, because that person…” Yueyong replied indifferently, “He’s also a one-celled idiot.”

“Ah! It really is!” Yin Shi was surprised, and then clapped his hands, “This way, it will never be exposed,

What a delightful congratulations…”

Before he could finish speaking, Yin Shi’s expression changed instantly, and he roared with white eyes and bursting blue veins: “…He is tall! There is no problem over there, but I have a big problem here! Now that you know it, help me!”

“No, didn’t Lord Yinshi just say that things on Jinshi’s side are irrelevant?” Xiaoyu asked, “And he also said that occasionally he would try to carry it all alone.”

“I’ve changed my mind now.” Yinshi unruly denied what he just said, and then leaned into Xiao Yudi’s ear and said in a low voice, “Hey, look at the atmosphere a little bit, you must know this woman’s side. But there are a group of terrible women, if you can help them, you will be able to easily get rid of the blonde straight hair.

Having an easy mode but having to choose a hard mode is something only idiots do, right?

In short, look at me for a while, and cry for me when you cry. After seeing your appearance, I believe she will feel unbearable.

In short, occasionally let the idiot bleed once, manpower, money… in short, let her hand over it all!

By the way, you can also take the opportunity to ask for a little more alimony, and I will cooperate with you well!

”

“Hey, I heard everything.” Yueyong reminded with a look of contempt.

“Ahahaha,” Yin Shi rubbed his hands close to Yueyong’s side, raised his eyebrows and showed a treacherous smile, “Anyway, you already understand the situation, right? Uh…look at this…cough, yes Right? How about an appropriate amount of effort? Money or people can do it. I don’t pick.”

“Don’t get me wrong, I haven’t fully believed you yet.” Yueyong replied casually with a snort, “Even what Xiaoyu said, I didn’t fully believe it.”

“Hey! Don’t go too far! Smelly woman!”

“But…” After speaking, Yueyong glanced at Jiang Cheng’s umbrella that was pinned to her waist, and then turned around gracefully after a moment of silence, “Don’t think about money, but if it’s a spare hand… it’s not that you can’t borrow it. Here it is. Come with me.”

Hearing the sound, Yin Shi’s expression brightened, “It’s really Lucky! If we do this, there will be no problem! Xiaoyu, Dingchun, let’s go!”

…

Yoshihara, in a secret room.

Looking at Yin Shi who remained silent, Yue Yong said, “These are the wealthy people of Yoshihara now, and the salary doesn’t matter, as long as you take care of three meals a day.”

“My little brother’s body is very strong~”

“He looks very handsome too! Ehehe…”

“Although his head is a bit strange, he is also a good boy.”

“But at this age, it’s really exciting to be redeemed by young people from Yoshihara.”

…

Looking at the old women around you, who are talking with each other, can’t stand without crutches, are wearing heavy makeup, and have few teeth left, the silver is full of black lines, Twitching the corners of his eyes, he looked at Yueyong and said, “Is this the wealthy man you’re talking about? Hey, did you do it on purpose? There should be a limit to playing tricks, right!”

“No, I clearly explained that rich people can be loaned to you.” Yueyong lightly took a puff on his cigarette pipe, and then she replied as a matter of course, “These people are too old to be able to pick up customers. The Yummies who can survive on pensions are now wealthy people in Yoshihara.”

“A wealthy manpower is obviously a burden to Yoshihara! You are obviously just trying to throw the burden on others!”

“Don’t underestimate them, each of them is a precious treasure of Yoshihara! Especially their polished skills, that is Yoshihara… No, it should be said to be the peak of Edo!”

“Age is the pinnacle! Do you want me to take these babes to form a corps of babes to fight against the entire street of Kabukicho?! No way! You will be killed instantly! You will be laughed out of your teeth!”

“Are you underestimating their skills?!”

“Give me a bit of time!! Smelly woman!!” Yin Shi roared with white eyes and blue veins, and angrily complained, “It’s because after spending a long time with that popular idiot, it has become popular. Big idiot?!”

Saying that, Yin Shi suddenly noticed that an old lady beside her had fallen to the ground because she was too excited.

“By the way, one of them has started to have difficulty breathing! He has to go to heaven alone without doing anything! Is this the skill in your mouth?!” Gintoki leaned down and began to examine the name The situation of the old lady, “Hey, cheer up! Ba Sang! Don’t die!”

The old lady’s breathing gradually calmed down, and then she stretched out two hands and slowly grabbed it towards Yin Shi, while her gleaming eyes were still staring straight at Yin Shi.

“It’s really… impatient little brother~ Don’t worry, don’t worry, I will use my decades of skills to make good… Make you comfortable~”

“It’s you who’s anxious, right!” Yin Shibai roared angrily.

“This one is Dingming’s military advisor.” Xiaoyu was introducing Dingchun beside a group of elderly wandering girls, “It will formulate the army’s battle plan, and from now on, you will belong to General Silver-haired Yinshi. down.”

“Ow!” Dingchun called out.

“Hey!!” Yin Shibai frantically complained, “Why did you decide so on your own! What is the general of Yinshi Yinshi?! It really doesn’t matter if you let a dog be a military advisor?!”

“Translate what the military advisor of Ming Dynasty just said,” Xiaoyu took out a map of Kabukicho and explained, “The first team is ambushed at this intersection, and the second team is here. The third division arrives here, the fourth division is holding back Kagura-sama and Shinhachi-sama, and only the fifth division is left with Gintoki-sama alone…”

“Wait a minute, who is the general? By the way, why am I the only one in the fifth division? Bullying?”

Ignoring Yinshi’s dissatisfaction, Xiaoyu continued: “When the Baba Army was holding everyone back, (Yinshi: Hey? Isn’t it the Yinshi Army?) Jinshi was handed over to Lord Yinshi. This is the only one at the moment. You can give Lord Yinshi and Jinshi a one-on-one chance. If it is a person against a street, Lord Yinshi will not have the slightest chance. But now, with the Baba Army, you can hold everyone back. You understand Is it? Gintoki-sama?”

“Xiaoyu…you…” Yin Shi’s eyes widened, and a bit of disbelief appeared on his face.

Xiaoyu slowly got up and explained: “No matter who it is, it is impossible to turn a blind eye to the elderly in need of help in front of you. This is the origin of all our plans. Then… Lord Gintoki should not lose to such a ripped-up talent. right.”

“Really,” Yin Shi sneered, and then slowly got up, “How useless I am in your eyes, have you become more and more like that idiot? Xiaoyu? Well, forget it. It doesn’t matter what the name is, whether it’s the Baba Legion or the Dog Legion, I will accept this [kindness] and take back everything that should belong to me!”

“Then…this is their redemption document.” Yueyong handed a large pile of documents to Yinshi, “After signing it, people can take it away. If the redemption fee…this time it’s free for you.”

Silver Time: …

…

the next day.

Today’s Kabukicho seems to be a little different. The whole street is full of lost old ladies who need help and can’t remember where they are. Therefore, Masterya has received many of the same requests.

In the same way, people who are close to Yinshi have also encountered old ladies who can’t remember where the door is open after going out, and they seem to be suffering from Alzheimer’s disease.

Jiubingwei and Dongcheng’s Yanyu, A Miao, Hasegawa, Katsura, Little Monkey, etc., without exception, these people met old women who needed help on the street.

Out of kindness, these people, without exception, took these lost old women to find their way home.

In the Master’s Room, looking at the three old women sitting on the sofa holding tea cups and drinking tea, Xin Ba Hao proposed to Jin Shi: “Jin Sang, if the three mother-in-laws are three, they can only act separately.”

“Wait…”

Jin Shi, who noticed something was wrong, spoke quickly, but before he could finish speaking, he saw Xin Ba Hao stood up and smiled in front of an old woman: “Mother-in-law, please come with me, I will help you find a home. of.”

“What a good child.” The old woman looked grateful.

“Then leave the one with two teeth left to Aru.” Kagura got up and pointed to the mother-in-law in the middle and said to Jin Shi, “The rest of the mother-in-law who has no teeth will be handed over to Jin Jiang. ”

“Hey, wait…”

Before Jin Shi finished speaking, Kagura and Shinbaha had already walked out of the door of the Master’s House with their “lost old women”.

Jin Shi, who was alone, looked at the toothless old woman sitting on the sofa who was still holding a teacup and the virtual frame next to the old woman that read “Get the mission: Send the lost old woman home”. Helplessly shook his head.

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“Well, forget it, let’s finish the commission first.” Jin Shi said to himself, “That guy shouldn’t matter, he has no chance of winning.”

“Sakata Kinoshi accepted the mission successfully.”

“Bansang, come with me, I will take you to find your own home.” Jin Shi smiled and stretched out his hand to the old woman on the sofa.

“Bansang?” The expression of the old woman who was still holding the teacup changed instantly, she raised her head and asked Xiang Jinshi, “Who is it?”

“Hey?” Jin Shi was stunned for a moment, just about to say something, but suddenly he felt a growing sense of disobedience…

“Introduce myself again.” Xiaoyu stretched out her hand and tore off the disguise on her face, revealing her original appearance, “My real name is FabilouseAndrericssarinumbakalonhoneylemon Xiaoyu II, my nickname is Poko Carbon, and my short name is Xiaoyu.”

“It’s you!”

Da da da……

There was a sound of footsteps getting closer and closer at the entrance.

“I’m sorry, brother.” With the wooden knife in one hand, the little finger of the other hand digging out the nostrils, and staring at the dead fish-eyed Yin Shi came to the living room. Have a good chat.”

“Did you intentionally spare the two of them?” Jin Shi said disdainfully, “Don’t you think I can do nothing if you spare them?”

“No, you’re probably doing something wrong,” Gintoki said casually. “It’s not just them, but this whole street. Bro.”

“What… what?!”

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