Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 67

[Chapter 62: This kind of thing about character attributes is also in the camera, outside the camera… It definitely doesn’t exist!]

“Well, let’s take a look at the next one,” Xin Baha said and took out the second photo, “This is Mu San, the producer of the advertising dealership, who seems to have quoted Atong Jiang many times. 100% candid cameraman.”

Saying that, Shin Baha took out a few more photos, “And director Kuowei Zuowu, who always preys on actresses seems to be well-known in the industry, actor Funato Hideshiro, the first person in the suspense film industry, listen to him. It was said that he had a reservation with Atong-chan, but it might fall through.”

“Actress, Hemu Kumaozi, usually loses when she competes with Atongjiang for roles.” After introducing these photos, Xin Baji raised her head and said to Jiang Cheng and the others: “The main suspect There are five people.”

“Too naive!” Yin Shi hummed and said, “Xinbaha, you are too naive! These five people may be suspects, but you forgot the biggest suspect!”

“The biggest suspect?”

“That’s right, he will hide in a dark place where there is no case. Everyone has seen it at the crime scene! You forgot about this guy!” Said, Yin Shi took out a photo of a mysterious black man. film.

Looking at the photo, everyone was stunned.

Kagura: “This is—!”

Xin Baha/Jiang Cheng: “Mysterious Shadow/Otsutsuki Heijue!”

“No! Although the two are similar, this one is definitely not! Jiang Chengsang, you must have identified the wrong person!” Xin Ba Hao reminded.

“That’s right, there are mysterious shadows that appeared in that detective manga!” Gintoki nodded and continued, “Although the culprit is never revealed, but when the audience really wants to see it It will definitely appear! That mysterious shadow!”

“Ah! Who are you!” Shin Baha suddenly found that the silver on the sofa in front of him had disappeared, and was replaced by a strange man with a bun and a suit who looked exactly like a certain Li Kogoro on the detective studio next door. man.

“Can you stop doing boring imitations! Fool!” Xin Ba Hao came to the sofa and shouted at Yin Shi, who was squatting on the ground with a bow and was preparing for a long speech, and pointed at the uncle sitting on the sofa at the same time. Asked: “And, where did you get that guy?!”

“Yeah, the person who got drunk downstairs at Grandma Dengshi’s place is too similar, so I can’t help it…”

“Although this is not the silver TAMA crew, you should pay attention! It will cause fans of other works to hate it!”

“Then, there are only five suspects left,” Jiang Cheng said. “I’ll leave this guy to me.”

At this time, Xin Ba Hao noticed that a man with a black body appeared beside Jiang Cheng at some point, and was sitting beside Jiang Cheng shivering.

“That is……?!”

“I got it from the Hokage crew next door, isn’t it amazing?” Jiang Cheng raised his eyebrows and continued, “It’s exactly the same as the mysterious black shadow, I heard it’s called Hei Jue or something.”

“That’s someone else!” Shinpachi roared, “Send it back to someone else! Kurojue ran out, how dare Naruto and Sasuke take risks! The plot will collapse! Kishimoto-sensei will be distressed. what!”

“It’s alright, I’ve already finished filming,” I saw Hei Jue shook his head and replied, “The two of them sealed me in a big rock. After the end, the whole crew forgot about me, so I was sealed in the big rock. In the stone, day by day…”

Saying that, Hei Jue began to hide his face and weep.

“Hey! Your character attributes have been forgotten by you! Aren’t you a mother and a boy?! Aren’t you the biggest black hand in the ninja world?! What’s going on with this picture now?!” Xin Baha roared.

“That’s just inside the camera! Do you know what I am like outside the camera?!” Hei Jue retorted, “Just give me one shot! All I need is one shot! Can you give me the character of this mysterious black shadow? Good! I’ll act, I can!”

“Don’t add any more strange characters in! It’s already messy enough!” Xin Ba Hao complained again,

“Could it be that this article is a collaboration with the Naruto crew? You didn’t notify me at all before the opening for Mao!”

“Don’t worry, Xin Baha, anyway, the Hokage crew next door has already forgotten about this guy, why don’t we give him a trial period first, and it’s not without benefits, [Mysterious Shadow], [Black Jue], no matter how you look at it. The two words Hei Jue save the number of words! The extra words can be given to you!” Jiang Cheng threw out the biggest temptation.

“This…it’s not impossible…” Xinbaha said shyly.

“Damn it!” Yinshi and Kagura kicked Jiang Cheng and Xinba at the same time, “I just picked up someone who looked alike, and you pulled one directly from the crew next door, who is too much! ”

“The old lady was the heroine in the Silver TAMA crew, but she came here inexplicably to be the female N number, and she was asked to add an actor inexplicably. The old lady is also very upset!” Kagura shouted while kicking the new eight. , “At least, give me the extra words! You are a man with pale eyes!”

“Hey, why did your character attributes suddenly change!” Shin Baha shouted, “Besides, is this the time to talk about this?!”

…

“That is to say, these people are the biggest suspects, right?” Hei Jue said, pointing to a few photos on the table.

“That’s what I said…” After a while of silence, Shin Baha said again, “Um… can you speak normally? Can you stop using that hoarse voice in the Hokage crew, it sounds very uncomfortable! Believe it or not! I’ll take you home now!”

“Cough cough,” Hei Jue cleared his throat and continued, “I’m sorry, I’m used to it next door, and I can’t change it for a while. However, based on my experience as the mastermind behind the seven hundred words next door, I think This one is most likely!”

Saying that, Hei Jue’s finger was on the photo of the mysterious shadow.

Everyone: “…”

The next second, everyone pressed Hei Jue to the ground and slammed the hammer.

“Go back to your Hokage crew! Go back! The experience of 700 words is completely useless!” Jiang Cheng said, and put the black Jue, who had been beaten into a pool of mud, into a courier box and sealed it with tape. And called a ninja express expedited.

In an instant, a ninja appeared in the House of Masters.

“The expedited express delivery staff are all in the service department!”

“Send this back to the Hokage crew next door, please.” Jiang Cheng said and handed the express box and a stack of banknotes to Quanzang, “Remember to hurry.”

“Hi! Thank you for visiting!” After saying that, Hattori disappeared from the spot.

“Anyway, let’s continue the follow-up investigation now!”

After a small farce ended, Shin Baha said again.

“There’s no other way, it’s just the way it is now.”

Jiang Cheng replied with a sigh.

…

Seaside at night.

At this time, Atong Jiang was participating in a suspense film on the set, and the director of this scene was the third suspect: pig tail stewed in the pot.

Voice-over: Hey, isn’t that name?

!

“Hey, it’s over, Atong sauce, thank you for your hard work!” shouted the stewed pig tail.

“You have worked hard too! Thank you!” Atong Jiang bowed and said.

“The No. 2 suspect named Mu Sang seems to be at the scene, keep your eyes open!” Yin Shi said.

“Why are you so motivated?” Jiang Cheng felt that something was wrong and stared at Yin Shi’s face for a long time, “Is this the Yin Shi I know? Isn’t Yin Shi the kind of unmotivated natural dead fish eyes? How is this going?”

“A man like a creature sometimes has to be full of energy!” Gintoki said disdainfully, “There is no such thing as promising high rewards! I am not the kind of person who is full of energy for high rewards. !”

“Ah, are you finally telling the truth?” Jiang Cheng looked at Yin Shi with contempt.

“But I haven’t seen that Musang since just now.” Kagura just heard a hurried shout.

“It’s not good!” A studio staff ran over and shouted, “Producer Musan he…”

…

Jiang Cheng and the others followed the worker to another hot spring.

At this time, the small natural hot spring had been cordoned off, and Musang was seen lying motionless in the hot spring.

“Why is there an open-air hot spring at the tip of the cliff…” Shinba murmured.

“Hey, surrender yourself, you did it, right?” Yin Shi said to Jiang Cheng who was beside him.

“What nonsense?!” Jiang Cheng was directly unhappy, “How could I do such a thing!”

“Hmph, what you said in the last chapter, to get rid of all the suspects!” Said Yin Shi, posing in a classic Conan pose, pointing at Jiang Cheng with one finger and continuing, “There is only one truth! that is you!”

“I’m addicted to playing, right!” Jiang Cheng kicked the silver, “I’ve been with you from beginning to end, okay? I don’t have any time to commit crimes, okay?”

“That’s what you asked Baihua to do!”

“Be your size! Nothing at all!” Jiang Cheng retorted.

Voice-over: It started with a threatening letter, and now the first deceased finally appeared. This time it was a complete crime, and the prisoner must be hiding somewhere in the dark. A serial murder case full of mysteries, mysterious shadows appearing from time to time, plus The murder case in the secret room that seems to be impossible to escape, um… The announcement of all the answers will be sent to everyone after the advertisement!

“There’s a serial killing incident there! And it’s not a secret room at all, okay!” Shinba spit out.

Yin Shi: “Hey! That’s my line! Why grab my line! Yin-sang, I just changed my clothes, okay?”

But no one paid him any attention.

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“Why does Musang…” Xin Baha murmured while looking at the hot spring surrounded by a group of police.

“Okay, okay, that’s it!” Kagura shouted while putting on gloves, and walked towards the murder scene.

The same goes for Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi.

“Leave it to us next.” Yin Shi said while turning over the isolation belt, “If you interfere randomly, the evidence will be wiped out.”

“It’s you guys who are meddling, okay!” Xin Bazhu shouted after him.