Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 662
[Chapter 609: Humans who use letters to represent people’s names are Cowherds!]
Looking at A Miao’s stance with Shinba when she was hammering silver, Kagura, who was standing beside Kuangshiro, commented casually, “Look? It looks like a man, doesn’t it?
” He glanced at Le in disbelief, and the cold sweat on his face was still not coming out drop by drop.
“Listen! A Miao!” Yin Shi got up and shouted, “Accompanying wine girls and Cowherds are actually similar! It’s just that the gender is different! In other words, I want you to be a Cowherd…Ugh!!”
A Miao added Without giving Gintoki a chance to finish, he casually dropped the new Baji in his hand, raised the shovel in his hand and swung it hard towards Gintoki’s head… Again and again, without any intention of stopping.
Looking at A Miao who didn’t see Yin Shi and Xin Ba Haw as human beings, Kuang Shi Lang swallowed a mouthful of saliva and took a step forward, raising his hand tremblingly to persuade him.
“Please calm down a little bit, Miss A Miao, that’s not the case…” Although he was terrified, Kuang Shirou still tried his best to persuade him, “I think if there is Miss A Miao, who is known as the number one escort in Kabukicho, If you go out…”
Hearing the praise from Kuang Shilang’s mouth, A Miao was stunned for a moment and stopped the movements in her hands, turned around, and looked at Kuang Shilang with a trace of shyness on her face.
“…It will definitely introduce us to many excellent men. Because you seem to be very popular~”
Even if it was such a reason made up by the madman, A Miao believed it to be true, and covered her slightly flushed cheeks in place. Twisted.
“Ala~ I really hate it, Lang Sang is really crazy~” A Miao said shyly with a blushing face.
But the next moment…
Seeing that the shovel in A Miao’s hand, who was being squeezed, “accidentally” slammed into the face, “Wow!” Kuang Shilang, who swirled and flew out and fell heavily to the ground, screamed in agony. Tanigawa hurried forward.
“The manager—!”
At this time, A Miao was still immersed in Kuang Shi Lang’s praise, and her face was rather embarrassed and shy.
“A good man?” A Miao caressed her cheek and muttered to herself, “Indeed, I seem to know each other and I don’t seem to know each other~ Which one should I choose? It’s really annoying~”
At this time, she was wearing a blue suit. Kondo, who was wearing a pink shirt, held his phone and greeted the dial naturally.
“Ah,
Miss A Miao, do you have anything to do with me?”
“The guy who has never been called is the first to appear!” Xin Ba Hao immediately complained, “I pretended to be contacted and rushed over, It really makes people angry!”
“Haha~” Kondo put away the phone, closed his eyes with a chuckle, and continued, “I see, Miss A Miao, if I go to be a cowherd, I will be punished by others. The girl stole it, that’s why you didn’t contact me, didn’t you? All… I saw it outside the screen.”
“There is no such scene at all!!” Shinpachi retorted angrily, “When did it appear? Ah! You stalker!”
Ignoring Shin Baha’s complaints, Kondo crossed his hands Bijaya across his eyes, revealing a pair of big tender eyes, and said softly, “It doesn’t matter, my heart is not. It will be taken away by anyone…”
Having said that, Kondo turned to the side and still glanced at A Miao with those big eyes full of tenderness that had changed the style of the painting and picked up a rose.
“A-Xun will always be your exclusive Cowherd stalker!”
“No one will ever name him! Such a disgusting Cowherd!” Xin Ba Haw complained again.
“Eh? Cowherd?” At the same time, Gintoki had completed the transformation of Kondo, and then pointed to Kondo who was lying on the ground with a pulley on each of his limbs, facing the crowd and continued: “Hey, everyone. , this guy wants to be a Cowherd limousine, let him help with the luggage.”
Kondo, who realized it later, hurriedly defended: “No, it’s not like that!”
Kagura held up Kuyoshiro, who was about to lose consciousness because of A Miao’s “accidental” just now, and said indifferently: “It’s almost time to gather enough people, everyone, go back.” After that
, Kagura exclaimed and agreed.
He threw the Kuroshio in his hand very easily, and the latter smashed Kondo heavily and crushed Kondo to the ground.
At this time, Kuroshio struggled to raise his head to reveal his bleeding forehead. Looking at Yinshi in front of him, he made a weak voice: “That… I’m really sorry, and finally I want to test everyone’s aptitude.
” ?” Yin Shi was puzzled.
Looking at the people in front of them with the same faces of unknown reasons, Kuang Shi Lang nodded, then stood up and explained: “Yes, after all, Niulang’s job is to chat with girls, and then please cooperate with each other, Let’s see if you can bring the girl to the store. Just follow the method of chatting up.”
…
Yoshihara, Jiang Cheng, who was completely immersed in the game and couldn’t extricate himself, was about to win the game at the moment, due to the back of his head. He was attacked by a sharp kunai-shaped weapon thrown by a woman who opened the door, rolled his eyes and fell to the ground and missed the victory of the game.
“What are you doing?! Yueyue!” Looking at the “game over” displayed on the monitor, Jiang Cheng, who gritted his teeth, turned his head and roared with white eyes, “It’s already a critical moment! It’s about to win!”
“I think What are you doing?” Yueyong said coldly as she walked towards Jiang Cheng.
“Me? What’s wrong with me?” After Jiang Cheng pulled out the kunai on the back of his head, he looked back at the monitor again and started the next game.
“A text message from Kagura.” Yueyong threw her cell phone in front of Jiang Cheng.
“Kagura?” Jiang Cheng was still puzzled, then picked up his phone and started to check the text messages Yueyong said, “”Yueyue, don’t let my little uncle approach Kabukicho today. Please, for the peace of the street in Kabukicho. , I must let my uncle stay in Yoshiwara!”
“What is this?” Jiang Cheng turned around, squinting Doudou’s eyes in confusion.
“How do I know!” Yueyong took her cell phone from Jiang Cheng angrily, “You are asking yourself! What do you want to do to that street?!”
“No, nothing special. I did.” Jiang Cheng shook his head, then turned his head to look at the monitor in front of him again and said indifferently, “Don’t worry about it, don’t worry about it, it’s probably a prank or something, or Kagura is coming. Want pocket money or something.”
“Is that really true?” Yue Yong looked suspicious.
“I said I don’t know,” Jiang Cheng was a little impatient, but then he suddenly felt something, reached into his arms and took out his still vibrating mobile phone.
Jiang Cheng didn’t even read the messages on the phone, and with a little force, he crushed the phone.
“Who?”
After throwing the corpse of the phone in his hand into the trash can, Jiang Cheng shrugged and replied casually, “I don’t know, but it’s probably a guy that people don’t like.”
Looking at Jiang Cheng The expression on that face was indifferent. After a moment of silence, Yueyong slowly turned around and left.
“This month is already the fifth one, and the funding for the mobile phone will not be granted to you any more.”
“Ah, it doesn’t matter.” Jiang Cheng replied without turning his head, “Recently, it would be better if there is no such thing. Many. That guy is so annoying…”
(Note: Jiang Cheng and Kagura’s mobile phones and the communicator that communicates with Jiang Hua are separate, not the same one.)
Yueyong ignored it and just stepped out without stopping. went out and closed the door.
However, after going out, Yueyong silently gave Baihua the order to “intensify patrols recently to prevent suspicious persons from approaching Yoshihara”.
Jiang Cheng, who came to the window at some unknown time, looked at Yueyong who was walking downstairs with a cigarette stick on the street, and hummed softly.
“It’s still a bit like a woman…” After casually muttering such a sentence, Jiang Cheng turned around and stretched, “Continue to continue~ The game continues~”
He sat down in front of the computer and picked up the gamepad again. Jiang Cheng suddenly froze for a moment, then pinched his chin and frowned, thinking about it.
“No, wait, I feel… I really seem to have forgotten something, the release date of the game? No, no, there is no game release that I want today. So, what is it?
” Jiang Cheng, who didn’t think about what he had forgotten, left this inconspicuous worry that might not even be called to his mind, and threw himself into the game once again.
…
On the other side, Kabukicho Takamagahara.
Sitting in a certain booth, Kurumi Lang looked at Gintoki and the others who were all handcuffed in front of him, as well as Sogo and Shishi on the side, and said helplessly.
“That… everyone, I asked you to bring customers into the store, but why did you get arrested by the police instead?”
Ginshi glanced at Ginshi, who was riding on Kondo’s body, who was kneeling on the ground, whose clothes had disappeared for some reason. Shi Shi
also opened his mouth to defend: “Manager, if this scumbag hadn’t gotten in the way, we would have captured two or three women long ago.”
Saying that, Gintoki glanced down at Kondo under him, “Right? ISAO?”
“GIN is right,” Kondo replied with a little helplessness, closing his eyes. “Really, the police are making a fuss about such a thing recently. This street is becoming more and more uninhabitable.
” When the people sang and harmonized, Shi Shi’s face unconsciously burst into blue veins, and he shouted at Kondo with white eyes: “You are the boss of those policemen!”
“That was a long time ago,” Kondo’s mouth curled slightly. With a faint smile of relief, he took a bite of the peeled banana that Yinshi stretched out and chewed it. At the same time, he said inarticulately, “I have decided to give up my status and reputation for Miss A Miao and become a cowherd chariot. Start all over again from the bottom up.”
Standing next to Kagura, the cos angel, with a smirk on his face for some reason, Zongwu said: “Kondo-san, don’t talk about the bottom, you started from the Jomon period.”
“Go back.” Fourteen pulled up Kondo’s arm, “If you want to be a car, you must at least be a patrol car that protects the street.”
Kondo struggled and shouted, “Even the Cowherd is protecting the street well. Ah! If this goes on, this street may be destroyed by the lady!”
“What nonsense are you talking about?” Zongwu complained.
“GIN! Talk to them too!” Kondo looked at Gintoki and shouted, “If the top card (Ace) is caught, there will be a big problem! Neither Whitebeard nor Luffy will sit idly by!”
At this time, Kuroshio, who had been observing several people, suddenly noticed something.
“Just feed him a banana a day,” Yinshi reminded Sogou and Shishi very politely, “If this is still slow, let him play with his own Banana.
” Fourteen pushed Kondo to the door, still struggling desperately: “Don’t! I’m going to be treated as a captive gorilla! The store manager—!!”
“Okay! Come over quickly!” say.
“Well, can you please stop for a while?” Kurumi Lang walked towards the fourteen or three.
Seeing this, Kondo was moved for a while: “Manager! Woohoo…” Kuroshio, who
ignored Kondo, stepped on Kondo’s face and crossed Kondo, and came to Shishi and Sogou.
“No, I’m not referring to the gorilla.”
Looking at the serious expression in front of Kuang Shi Lang, who was scrutinizing his face carefully, Shi Shi and Sou Wu were stunned at the same time.
“Maybe… Maybe it can be done.” Kuroshio murmured, his brows gradually eased.
…
it’s night time.
In front of Gao Tianyuan’s gate, A Miao, who was dressed as a waiter, squinted and smiled and called out to the three young ladies who had just passed by the gate.
“Miss, do you have any arrangements for tonight?” A Miao squeezed her eyes and raised her hand to signal the gate of Gao Tianyuan, “If you don’t mind, please come to this angel’s rest. Location——Tao Tianyuan, how about giving your wings a break?”
“Ah?” The girl in the blue kimono raised her head and looked up at the three characters of Takamura that were gleaming above the door, and exclaimed in surprise, “Takamura has been resurrected. ”
But I heard that the business here has been closed because of Cowherd’s resignation one after another.” Another girl in pink kimono said with a frown.
“We recruited some new cowherds and have reopened.” A Miao explained.
“Really?!” The girl in the blue kimono looked surprised, but then she thought of something, “But the new cowherd is just some ugly guys, right?
” The girl who wore glasses like a senior in the literature department nodded in agreement.
“Nothing,” A Miao shook her head and spoke slowly, “Here is a gathering of some of the best handsome guys in Edo. It will definitely give you a special night~”
Kaka…
As A Miao said At the same time, Gao Tianyuan’s door slowly opened, and the three girls also subconsciously looked towards the door.
Standing in front of Gintoki and the others, the fourteen, who was slightly sideways and closed the western-style formal suit like the top card, held a flower in the same way as Sogou.
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“Welcome—” Zongwu opened his mouth and turned sideways again.
“Xin Gao Tianyuan.” Shi Shi received the words, and similarly turned sideways and back to back with Sou Wu.
“I won’t let you go tonight until tomorrow morning~ Kittens~” Zongwu was handsome and threatening.
“The warm and ruthless PARTY starts now.” Saying that, Shi Shi sat on Kondo, who had two motorcycle handrails tied to his head with a serious expression, and folded his hands and shouted, “Herewego! Let’sparty!! ”
Gintoki and the others behind him raised their hands and cheered.
“OK!” ×n
“…Heavy!!!” Fourteen, who held a bazooka and fired a shot at the group of Yinshi, roared with blue veins and white eyes, “Why do we even have to “Let’sParty” with us!
!
”
Boom!!!
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