Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 659

[Chapter 606: The only way to prevent the spring from rebounding is to press it until it loses its elasticity!]

“Really?” Yueyong’s expression brightened, “Do you really like it?”

“Ah! I like it the most!” Jiang Cheng put down the empty hot pot, twitched the corners of his mouth and replied.

But the next moment, the taste system that had just been offline suddenly reacted, Jiang Cheng’s face quickly turned red at a speed visible to the naked eye, and his eyes unconsciously opened to the maximum.

“That’s great, I thought you might not like it.” Yueyong showed a look of joy, “I heard that you like spicy hot pot, so today I chose devil pepper as the bottom of the pot. I didn’t expect you to like it so much. ”

Water…Water…” Jiang Cheng locked his throat with one hand, and stretched out to Yueyong with the other trembling, hoarse voice, “Quick…Water, quick…”

…

two minutes Later, Jiang Cheng, who had poured a large glass of water, gradually recovered a little.

Looking at Jiang Cheng, whose clothes were soaked with sweat and the sweat on his face was still pouring out, Yueyong wondered, “Hey, are you all right? Are you still reluctant? Sure enough, I’d better go to a cooking class to learn a little bit. Are other dishes better?”

“No! No need! Hot pot is good!” Jiang Cheng raised his hand to refuse without hesitation, “I like it very much! When it comes to my favorite dishes in life, the first is hot pot! ”

Really…” Yueyong silently turned away from her slightly rosy face, covered her face with her sleeves, and dodged her eyes, “Since then, the whole person has changed more and more, such pleasant words are also To be able to say it so boldly. A man… It’s incredible…”

[Ah, I really want to die!

】Jiang Cheng gritted his teeth in his heart, then twitched and raised an index finger at the corner of his mouth and said, “Well, there is actually something I want to tell you.”

“What?”

“Just try not to go out in the future, except for that. When it is necessary to check your body or something, try your best… No, don’t go out.”

“Look… can you see it?” Yueyong turned her face away silently again.

“Uh… Yes, yes.” Jiang Cheng’s mouth began to twitch unconsciously, “I can still see this kind of thing. Also, even if you want to check your body, you must tell me in advance, and I will accompany me personally. Let’s go, do you understand?”

“My concubine…I understand.”

Seeing Yueyong’s shy expression,

Jiang Cheng punched himself in his heart and scolded himself for being a scumbag.

“And…” Jiang Cheng said again, “That… Regarding the holiday that Baihua had set before, I hope… it can be extended for a while.”

“Huh?” Yueyong looked puzzled, “Do you want to extend it? It will be very hard if there is only one person, right?”

“No, it is not hard at all!” Jiang Cheng retorted instantly, “To be honest, I already like work completely! Even if I work all day, I don’t feel hard at all. To be honest, I want to keep working all the time! Hey! It’s so good! Work! Ah ha ha ha…”

“This… so…” Yueyong turned her face away again, and her voice gradually weakened. ” Really…reliable…”

[Stop for me!

I don’t want to hear it!

I really don’t want to hear words like “really reliable dad”!

】Jiang Cheng shouted in a broken heart, 【Forgive me!

The guilt is getting heavier and heavier!

In other words, there is only guilt left!

I’ve been swallowed up by guilt!

】

“So, how long will the holiday be extended?”

“How about a year or so?” Jiang Cheng raised an index finger and asked tentatively.

After being silent for a while, Yueyong

couldn’t help but say, “A year…is it a maternity leave? No, maternity leave doesn’t seem to be that long.”

“Trust me! Yueyue! It has nothing to do with maternity leave! It’s just a normal vacation! It may feel like maternity leave in terms of duration, but it has nothing to do with that! Just want to give them a long vacation every now and then! That’s it! I think they have been working hard all the time!”

“I see.” Yueyong nodded, but then pointed at Jiang Cheng with her index finger, “But are you really all right? Cold sweat is all over your face.”

“It doesn’t matter at all!” Jiang Cheng patted His chest replied, “It’s just that I just felt a little hot after eating! It’s sweat from the heat! It’s definitely not because of anything else!”

“Ah…ah, I see.”

“Then…” Jiang Cheng waved. He waved his hand and walked towards the door, “I’ll go to work first. Don’t…don’t go out casually! Now your body is the most important thing!”

“Hi…hi.”

“Don’t go out casually! Absolutely!!”

“I heard that men become like this at times like this.” Yue Yong said with a smile.

“That’s right! Men become like this at times like this! Just stay in the room for me! I’ll buy the vegetables! I’ll wash the clothes! I’ll clean the room! You just give me a rest!

” Understood.”

…

From this day on, Jiang Cheng started his new life according to a schedule that was impossible for human beings.

I got up at four in the morning, went to the vegetable market to buy 60 servings of ingredients, and then delivered the ingredients one by one to all the women’s rooms in person.

After 60 breakfasts, I started a day of work. One person was responsible for patrolling all the shops in Yoshiwara, and one person solved all the problems encountered by the girls, whether they encountered difficult guests, or It’s the room leaking… Everything is done by Jiang Cheng alone.

At seven o’clock in the evening, dragging a tired body and eating sixty dinners in no more than one minute per family, I started working again until one o’clock in the morning.

can sleep?

No, it’s still early. At this time, 60 women will be cleaned, garbage collected, and dirty clothes collected for cleaning and drying.

By the time it was over, it was almost four o’clock.

This time until four o’clock in the morning is Jiang Cheng’s rest time. Sometimes it may be only two minutes, and sometimes it may be ten minutes.

A week later… at

noon, Jiang Cheng, who had saved the time for lunch, came to the ground.

After buying a pack of cigarettes in front of the vending machine on the street, Jiang Cheng leaned against the wall, lowered his head and tore the wrapper of the cigarettes, took one out and put it in his mouth.

But at this time, Jiang Chengcai realized that because he never smoked, he… didn’t seem to have a lighter.

“Little brother, borrow a fire.” Jiang Cheng patted the little brother who was buying cigarettes on the shoulder, and let out his hoarse voice with his hair down.

“Oh, please.” The little brother who was buying cigarettes responded quickly, then took out his mayonnaise lighter from his arms and handed it to him.

“Thank you.” After a thank you, Jiang Cheng lowered his head and lit a cigarette, took a deep breath, raised his head and spit it out slowly.

“No, it doesn’t matter.” Shi Shi took his lighter and replied subconsciously.

However, only at this time did Fourteen realize that the person who had just borrowed a lighter from him was Jiang Cheng, and…the other party’s state seemed…it seemed to be a little bad.

“You… What’s wrong with you?” To

briefly describe Jiang Cheng’s current state, using two words is haggard, using three words is very haggard, and using four words is very haggard.

Messy hair, a beard that has apparently not been taken care of in days, half-drooping eyes, dark circles even worse than a panda.

The clothes are okay, it can be seen that they have just been changed, but people… seem to be completely broken.

“It’s you…” Jiang Cheng said while smoking a cigarette, “It’s been a long time…”

“Are you all right?” Fourteen lit a cigarette and looked at Jiang Cheng strangely.

“Ah, it’s fine, I’m living a full and happy life every day now.” Jiang Cheng replied casually, “Especially when I’m working, I’m very, very happy. Ah, I didn’t expect work to be so happy. Troubles, sins I can forget all the feelings and pain…hehe…”

“Hey! Are you really alright?!” Shi Shi was startled, stretched out two hands and shook Jiang Cheng’s shoulders, “Why did it break after not seeing for a few days? Ah? What the hell happened!”

“Huh…” Jiang Cheng finished his last puff of cigarettes, and then put the cigarette on the trash can beside him, “I have to go back to work soon, I feel like I’ll think about it after a while That cold reality, goodbye.”

…

“Who is that?” Zongwu, who was patrolling the street, came to Shi Shi’s side, looked at Jiang Cheng’s retreating back, and asked Shi Shi who was beside him, ” Is it the boss? But the temperament is a little different…”

“Who knows…”

…

A week later, at noon, Kabukicho Park.

“What are you asking me to do? Now I’m looking for the natural curly boy who disappeared after a date with his girlfriend on the evening of the 7th. I’m also very busy.” Quan Zang looked at the man who had smoked on a park bench. Jiang Cheng asked, “And are you really okay? It feels like your whole body is about to break down. By the way, have you ever slept?”

“That kind of thing doesn’t matter…” Jiang Cheng threw away the cigarette butt and said again He lit one again and put it in his mouth, raised his face, leaned on the bench, and put his hands on the back of the bench, “I have something to ask you to come out this time. ”

Is that still the case? I really can’t do anything about it.”

“No, no.” Jiang Cheng interrupted Quan Zang casually, “It’s not that kind of thing, it doesn’t matter that kind of thing anymore, It

will be revealed soon anyway.”

“Hey? Is it about to be revealed already?”

“Ah, today is the 15th,” Jiang Cheng replied casually, “it’s about to arrive at that time, after falling asleep, those women will probably realize that something is wrong. To be honest, after falling asleep, there is a high probability of never again. I can’t wake up, but isn’t it good? I was dismembered by them in my sleep without the slightest pain. Hehe…”

“…” After a long silence, Quanzo spoke again, “Then let me convey the message for you. Last words?”

“Ah, almost.” Jiang Cheng raised his face and stared blankly at the blue sky, “Tell those women that the child is innocent… No, don’t say it, just say sorry. Finally…Tell Kagura-chan to live strong. Then…that’s it.”

After that, Jiang Cheng stood up on his knees, threw the cigarette butt out after taking the last puff, and slowly turned to face the Go in the direction you came.

“Hey, wait.” Quan Zang shouted, “Have you… given up completely?”

“Ah, given up.” Jiang Cheng stopped and replied without looking back, “Completely… gave up. And to be honest, it’s not bad anywhere, it’s hell anyway, hell over there, hell over here.

Even for me, hell over there is definitely more comfortable than hell over here.

At least not anymore .

Feeling that little happiness in that guilt feeling. That kind of thing…isn’t something a sinner like me deserves.

The smiling face I saw when I got home? That “hard work”?

Just made dinner?

“Smooth all the way” when you go out in the morning?

It’s… can’t take it anymore.

I’ve already…reached the limit.

The rest is up to them, bye.

”

Wait a minute,” Quan Zang once again stopped Jiang Cheng, “Since you have given up, then… why don’t you just apologize yourself?”

Anyway, the result is doomed, both you and them will be pulled into some kind of hell.

”

After being silent for a long time, Jiang Chengcai raised his head and showed a somewhat relieved smile, “That’s right, then let me go by myself. Then the entrustment change, if possible, help me build a grave after my death. Tsukasa or something, as for the name… whatever. Goodbye.”

Looking at Jiang Cheng who started again, Quanzo pointed to Yueyong, Hiron and the other members of Baihua who came behind him at some point. He said, “Actually…if you want to apologize, you can do it now.”

“Huh?” Jiang Cheng let out a surprised sound, then stopped and turned his head to look at the past, but when he saw Quan Zang, he smiled very sweetly. Ri Lun, Yueyong, and Miss Baihua breathed out a little helplessly, “Really, is the birth check on the same day? But it seems that there is no need to say anything, all I have to say is I’m just… I’m sorry.”

After listening, Yueyong glanced at the Baihua crowd behind her.

All the Miss Baihua understood, nodded at the same time, and then held up the giant red banner with the words “NEET’s return to society is a great success!!”

“Renovation is a great success!!” ×n

looked at the bold words on the banner, Jiang Cheng’s eyes widened and his mouth was half-open, his whole person lost his brilliance, and he just stared at Yueyong and the others in a daze.

“I didn’t expect the effect to be so good.” Sun Wheel squinted and smiled.

“Yes, thanks to him, all members of Baihua have rested for half a month.” Yueyong put one hand around her chest, the other hand lightly squeezed the cigarette stick, nodded in agreement, “and the game also It’s all thrown away.”

Putong…

“Jiang Cheng sama!”

Looking at Jiang Cheng lying on the ground, all the Miss Baihua and sisters rushed towards Jiang Cheng with banners in hand.

Looking at Miss Baihua and the sisters surrounded by Jiang Cheng, Quan Zang asked Sun Wheel in the wheelchair, “Why do I think… it doesn’t matter if something like that happens? Look, those women. It doesn’t matter if you open a harem.”

“Maybe it’s really like that.” Sun Lun smiled, then turned his face to look at Yue Yong, “But that kind of thing won’t happen. Right? Yueyue.”

“Who cares about him.” Yueyong glanced lightly at Jiang Cheng who was being held up in the air by a group of Miss Baihua, “But if you dare to take action against my subordinates, you will really kill him.”

… In the

evening.

Sun Lun opened the door of Yueyong’s room, looked at Yueyong who was leaning against the window smoking, and said with a smile, “Although we don’t care, but you…” Hearing the

sound, Yueyong lowered her head and glanced at her belly, then said with a smile.

Lightly sanded up by hand.

“I…it’s okay.” Yueyong replied softly.

“Is it really okay? After all, that night, you were the only one who ate the kind of messy dishes made by Jiang Chengsang, who was crazy about drinking wine. I heard that you only tried a little of that kind of mess out of curiosity. The Catherine from the Toshi-san’s house who came to cook, has been pulling her stomach for a full week.”

“Ah, it’s fine. The toxins should have been expelled.”

“That’s good.” Then he thought of something, “But then again, why are all the ordinary ingredients, and when Jiang Chengsang’s hands are combined, they will turn into something like that? Does it have the same ability as that Miss A Miao?”

“Who knows ?

What…”

Yueyong replied casually, but his thoughts returned to that night, when Jiang Cheng, who was already drunk, returned to the banquet venue with the dishes he cooked blindly. At that time, only himself noticed the food in his hand. That should be a wound accidentally cut by a kitchen knife.

I just wanted to remind myself at that time, but the next moment, after a puff of white smoke, the small wound was completely healed!

Although under the cover of the cooking mist, no one but himself noticed.

【Is it because… that man’s blood fell into the cooking?

】Yue Yong thought to himself, 【And that physique, what is going on?

By the way, that man… is it really the Night Rabbit?

】

Yueyong is puzzled.

…

One day later, Jiang Cheng woke up from his deep sleep, without even changing his clothes, he ran all the way to Yueyong’s room door in his pajamas, and gritted his teeth and opened the door of Yueyong’s room.

“Yue-yue!! Sun-lun-!!”

“Ah la la, did you wake up so soon?” Sun-lun looked at Jiang Cheng with a smile, “The obstetric checkup is going well, if you start working hard today, You’ll be a father in about a year~”

“Come on.” Yueyong glanced at Jiang Cheng with a casual tone.

“You two hateful women…” Jiang Cheng clenched his fists and gritted his teeth.

“It’s started, it’s started.” Sun Wheel pointed to the TV and reminded.

“No! It doesn’t matter to me at all! By the way, I’m starting to like work now! I feel like I can forget a lot of troubles when I work! Hahaha…”

“No, it’s not hard at all! To be honest, I already like work completely! Even if I work all day, I don’t think it’s hard at all! To be honest, I want to keep working all the time! Hey! It’s great! Work! Ahahaha…”

“The work has started…” Yueyong pointed. The TV reminded Jiang Cheng, “You won’t forget what you said, right?” When he

came to the TV, he smashed the camera connected to the TV without the slightest hesitation, and lowered his head. He murmured, “Ah, I completely forgot. All I remember is my hatred for you… Wait, I will take revenge. Absolutely!”

After that, Jiang Cheng turned and left Yueyong’s room.

Looking at Jiang Cheng’s back, Sun Lun raised his head and asked Xiang Yueyong, “Are we going too far?”

“No, this is the request of his favorite sister,” Yueyong replied indifferently, “that he hopes to transform his squatting brother into an ordinary man who likes to work.”

“But it’s too much to lie to him and say that we’re pregnant…”

“No, no one has ever said that.” Yueyong replied, “It’s just what the idiot thought.”

“That’s right.

After a while, a roar of collapse came from Jiang Cheng’s room again

.

“I… Where have all my games gone!!!”

Hearing the sound, Sun Lun looked at Yue Yong in confusion.

“Did the transformation really succeed?”

“Probably… not.”

(Harem chapter, end.)