Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 65

[Chapter 60: The No. 1 High School Detective in the World is… That’s right, it’s me Kudo… Jiang Cheng!]

“Idol team [Anti-Samurai] Captain GOEMON’s love affair was revealed, and the late-night date is the newcomer idol Temple Gate…”

Qingtai read it to Jiang Cheng with the newspaper on the side. Jiang Cheng could hear Qingtai’s voice even with earplugs on. In the end, he couldn’t stand it anymore, so he took off the earplugs and snatched the newspaper, tearing it to pieces.

“Why?! Why does this kind of rest day bother me?!” Jiang Cheng was a little mad.

“It’s not Jiang Cheng, you are too homey. Mom said at least let you know about current affairs. Also, do you think I like to read news to you. If my mother says I don’t read it, she won’t give me pocket money this month, there is no pocket money. Money can’t buy candied haws…”

“Stop, stop, stop,” Jiang Cheng hurriedly stopped Harita’s tirade and put his hand into his pocket, but he always felt something was wrong, “My… my wallet?!!!”

“Sister Yueyong already took your wallet while you were sleeping, so just listen to it and help me…” Qingtai continued.

“Don’t worry!” Jiang Cheng hummed, stood up, walked to the door and looked around, then closed his door, walked to the window, and performed the same operation.

Finally sat down and made a silent gesture to Qingta.

Then, he did something that Qingtai despised for a long time after that: Jiang Cheng took off his shoes, took out thick insoles from the shoes, and then took out a stack of unidentified odors. banknote.

“Take it, I have long expected all kinds of accidents, take it and buy it, don’t bother me again.” Jiang Cheng had already handed a stack of money to Qingtai.

Qingtai held her nose with one hand and took the money with the other. Although she disliked it, it was money anyway. What could money do?

Money can buy candied haws!

What can candied haws do?

Bring happiness to yourself!

All, these stinky banknotes are equal to the happiness of children!

Well, there’s nothing wrong, Qingta comforted herself and walked out of Jiang Cheng’s door.

“Hey, the world is finally clean.” Jiang Cheng nodded with satisfaction, while sitting in front of the computer, he took out the game CD he had just bought from under the tatami.

However, just when Jiang Cheng was about to put the CD into the game console, the phone rang, Jiang Cheng glanced at the screen of his mobile phone, and it showed Master House.

So Jiang Guo hung up the phone decisively.

But he didn’t expect that, just after putting the CD in, the phone rang again. Jiang Cheng glanced at it and found that it was still the Master’s House, so he hung up the phone again.

Just when the screen started to load the game screen, the phone rang again. Jiang Cheng glanced at it and found that it was still the Master Room. Looking at the gamepad and mobile phone in front of him, after thinking for 0.01 seconds, Jiang Cheng glanced at it. The decisive choice to turn off the phone and pick up the gamepad, or the game is important, um, really incense.

Just when Jiang Cheng just entered the game and picked up his favorite ak47, Jiang Cheng’s door was blasted. This refers to the door in reality, not the door in the game.

“Hey! Are you eating shit if you don’t answer the phone three times?!” Yin Shi’s roar sounded.

“Are you a housewife who complains about her husband who doesn’t come home from get off work and doesn’t answer the phone?” Jiang Cheng said without looking back.

“That… Jiang Chengsang…” A familiar girl’s voice sounded.

“Hey, have you finally turned into a pimp when you’re short of money? Silver time.” Jiang Cheng said casually, “But I don’t have a penny right now, go find Yueyong.”

“Who’s a pimp! Turn around for me to see clearly! You’re a weak soul!” Yin Shi walked to Jiang Cheng’s side and knocked Jiang Cheng down.

Jiang Cheng fell to the ground only to find that there was a tightly wrapped girl standing beside the trio of Master House, “This mummy… Who is this? You dug up Cleopatra?”

“Atong sauce! This one is Atong sauce!” Xin Baha reminded in the clothes of the Simentong guards.

At the same time, Simentong also tore off his disguise.

“Atong sauce?” Jiang Cheng wondered, but he finally remembered, “Oh, this is not the idol that Xin Ba Hao likes, sorry, I am blind to women of average stature.”

“Hey, your habit is weird!” Xinba spit out.

…

“So, why are you here?” Jiang Cheng asked while sitting at the table, looking at the trio of Master House and Atongjiang opposite.

However, before Ah Tong Jiang spoke, Xin Ba Hao had already taken the lead in handing a note to Jiang Cheng.

“What is this?” Jiang Cheng glanced at the contents of the paper curiously, “[Break up with that man, or I will kill you—Strawberry Seed.] Xin Ba Ha, this kind of threatening letter without wisdom and taste. Did you write it?”

“how could it be possible!”

“Actually…” Atongjiang just wanted to explain, but Jiang Cheng held out a hand to stop him.

“Goodbye…” Jiang Cheng had already sent the four out of the room.

“Goodbye to you!” Yin Shi kicked the door again and shouted, “At least you should listen to what people have to say!”

“I’m not a police station! If you call the police, call 110. Why don’t you go to the police to find me when you receive a threatening letter?!” Jiang Cheng retorted.

“Several such letters have been sent to the office. I was very scared and went to my father to discuss it. He said that the two of you will definitely be able to help me…” Atong Jiang finally gathered up the courage to speak.

“Oh, that uncle, how is it, is he okay?” Jiang Cheng finally remembered the uncle who escaped from prison to watch his daughter’s concert.

“Well, after I told him about this, he made a big noise and finished the prison break…”

“That’s it,” Jiang Cheng nodded, then looked at Yin Shi, “Yin Shi, I’ll leave this to you!”

“Please! You can help me too!” Yin Shi said and dragged Jiang Cheng out the door, “Didn’t you like playing detective games the most before? I’ll let you have enough fun this time!”

“That was how long ago!” Jiang Cheng shouted, “Now I only like FPSGAME!”

“Who cares about you!” Yin Shi replied, “We must find a way to solve this matter before that uncle does something stupid!”

“Jiang Chengsang, please!” Xin Bazhu said aside.

However, Jiang Cheng saw a trace of loss in Xin Ba Ha’s eyes.

…

The crowd sat down again.

“How many of your fans are suspected of doing such a thing?” Jiang Cheng asked.

“I think it may be someone who is traveling with me. Since I started to receive that kind of threatening letter, a lot of strange things have happened around me, such as my room being turned over in a mess, I feel like there is a strange line of sight behind me in the dressing room, or I am indoors. When I was shooting, the camera light above my head suddenly fell off and smashed in front of me… Ordinary fans can’t do it at all.” Atong Jiang analyzed.

After listening, the three men present fell into contemplation.

At this moment, Kagura spoke, “Wouldn’t it be okay to break up, Aru?”

Everyone looked over, Kagura was eating the snacks on Jiang Cheng’s table, and at the same time, he said, “Can’t we solve everything satisfactorily by breaking up?”

“I don’t want it!” Atong Jiang replied, “I don’t even want to think about it, he is the only person in the entertainment industry who treats me kindly.”

“Cut, men are always gentle when they lie to women, little girl!” Kagura said beside Atongjiang.

At the same time, Jiang Cheng also nodded in agreement.

But at this moment, Shinpachi stopped Kagura who wanted to continue talking and said at the same time: “If you can’t lock the prisoner, then you can only protect yourself! Even if I sacrifice my life, Shimura Shinpachi will protect Atong-chan! ”

Jiang Cheng was the first to applaud, and Yinshi was the second.

“Then please! Lord Xinbaha!” Jiang Cheng and Yinshi sent Xinbaha and Atongjiang out the door.

“Hey–?!!”

…

“It’s really annoying to play detective games with you on this kind of rest day.” Jiang Cheng complained.

“Obviously you look the most motivated! What’s up with that outfit?! Is it Conan or Kudo Shinichi?!” Shin Baha whispered.

“I’m not talented, it’s the talented high school detective, Kudo…” Before Jiang Cheng could finish, he was interrupted by Ginshi.

“High school student?” Yin Shi sneered and continued, “No, your head is at the level of the second grade at most.”

“What did you say?!”

Seeing that the two were about to pinch again, Xin Baha hurriedly stopped, “Be quieter! Let’s see if it’s okay over there!”

This is, everyone finally looked at Atongjiang and the rumored boyfriend not far away.

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At this time, everyone was in a corner of the cafe, following Atongjiang, which was also agreed by Atongjiang.

“Hey, what is that rumored boyfriend? What’s it called?” Jiang Cheng asked curiously.

“It’s GOEMON Aru, the leader of the idol team [Anti-Samurai],” Kagura replied.

“I know very well, are you a fan of his?” Yin Shi interjected.

“I’m not interested in that kind of thing~ A man still needs to have a taste, Aru.”

“It’s so troublesome. The meaning of this name is completely unknown. If I can’t tell you, it’s called [GANGMEN]. It’s easy to understand and very recognizable.” Jiang Cheng said casually.

“It’s very easy to understand, but it’s too easy to understand! There are idols who will use the Hanyu Pinyin of [anus] as their stage name!” Xinba roared.

“Hey? It’s really amazing, Xinbaha, I didn’t expect you to be able to tell it’s Chinese Pinyin.” Jiang Cheng praised.

“Of course! After all, this work is also aimed at Chinese readers. I have done a lot of preparation work in advance.” Xin Ba Hao looked proud.

“Look, they’ve spoken! They’ve spoken!” Jiang Cheng said, pointing to Tankmen Sang and Atongjiang not far away.

…

“Atong sauce, I think it’s a good dog that I rarely see each other recently.” The jar door said after taking a sip of coffee.

“Why? Tank door, I don’t want to!” Atongjiang became anxious when she heard it.

“I don’t want to be separated from you, Gouzalu, but now, I think it’s not good to rashly stimulate the fans, Gouzalu, fans are precious and scary, and I know Gouzalu better than you. Be patient for a while.”

After listening, Atongjiang showed a small look of grievance…