Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 648

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“No, that’s what UMA did!” Jiang Cheng got up and said seriously, then pointed to Gui who was beside him, “The wig also has that kind of wound! The wound that UMA used… pushpins on the body! Cut! ! Damn UMA!”

“It’s not a wig, it’s Gui!” Gui corrected.

“Mmmm!” Kagura nodded, “That’s right! It’s all UMA’s fault, right?”

“Yes, Captain.” Gui squeezed his throat and shouted in a female voice.

Looking at the wounded Momo in front of him, Kondo closed his eyes and clenched his fists with resentment on his face, “Damn it! UMA bastards! General, please cheer up!”

At this time, Mao Mao slowly opened his eyes, and after seeing Kondo in front of him, he made a weak voice: “Where is this? Why am I in such a place?”

“Hey…hey!” Kondo frowned and said, “It seems that there is a memory disorder!”

“Kondo, what happened?” Momo raised his head, frowned and looked at Kondo in confusion, “Why would I…”

“Sir General, have you forgotten?” With Kondo’s mouth half-opened and slightly frightened, Ginji explained calmly, “You brought this group of idiots to this mountain. Hunting for UMA, only to be separated by snow after following Bigfoot. Everyone here is suffering because of your bullshit.”

Listening to Yin Shi’s words, and looking at the sigh on Jiang Cheng’s face, Mao Mao’s expression changed instantly, he stood up and faced the wall with his head lowered, showing an unbearable expression.

“How could it be like this… Putting the lives of civilians at risk for the sake of boring fun…”

Looking at Momo, whose face was full of self-blame, Kondo quickly said, “No, it’s not that…”

But before he could finish speaking, he was interrupted again by Mao Mao.

“I don’t have the qualification to stand above ten thousand people…” With that said, Mao Mao pushed open the door to the outside and shouted to the sky: “God! If this blizzard is a punishment for me, then please Use the life of my foolish tyrant to appease!”

“Okay, General!” Gui shouted again in a female voice while holding his throat, but just after he finished speaking, Gintoki and Kagura kicked him to the ground at the same time.

“This…it’s not the General’s fault!” Kondo with an ugly face shouted quickly, “The weather in the mountains is unpredictable for laymen!”

…

“Anyway, it’s good that everyone has reunited safely now.” Kondo, who sat down again, said, “Rescue will come sooner or later, so just endure it in this dirty and dilapidated small house.”

“Hey, how’s it going?” Yin Shi whispered to Shi Shi and Jiang Cheng beside him, “Thanks to me, everyone’s crimes have been written off. Remember to say a few words of kindness to me in terms of rewards, and Jiang Cheng. , that woman’s sins have been completely covered up by me, remember to go back and prepare the money.”

“It’s basically all your fault!” Shi Shi’s face suddenly burst into blue veins, and he lowered his voice and complained angrily, “Speaking of which, nothing has been solved yet!”

“Shut up, Miss Angel Thin Noodles, Mr. Rabbit.” Jiang Cheng replied lightly, “If you’re bored, just go to ABC gymnastics with Mr. Bear over there.”

“Who is Miss Angel Thin Noodles Rabbit Man?! Big Brother Gymnastics!” Shi Shi and Yin Shi said unhappily at the same time.

…

“Listen, you guys, we can’t move until the snow stops.” Shi Shi was the first to speak out and suggested: “Instead of acting rashly, it is better to stay here and wait for rescue, but although it is a hut, it is everywhere. The cave is as cold as the outside, and if you fall asleep accidentally, you will die. Let’s surround ourselves with warmth, and shout to each other to remind each other.”

“What do you mean by surrounding yourself to keep warm?” Zongwu asked.

“It’s like “squeezing buns”,

Gather for warmth.

Fourteen explained, “The position in the middle is the warmest. Of course, it is for the generals, then women and children. The outer side is fixed by the men.”

Okay, so first of all, the women and children are around the General.

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After listening, Yueyong, A Miao, and Kagura looked at each other, got up and walked towards Mao Mao at the same time.

Looking at Mao Mao, who had a look of anticipation on his face and two excited air currents from his nose, Yinshi was born and complained: “Hey, the general looks super excited, he is thinking of something evil at all. ”

At this time, looking at Yueyong and the three of them who were discussing something in a low voice, Fourteen reminded impatiently, “Hey, what are they doing? What are they whispering? Hurry up!”

“It always smells so bad. It smells like milk rubbed with an old rag, Aru.” Kagura said in a low voice, with a look of disgust on his face.

“Kagura-chan, you can’t say that.” A Miao reminded in a low voice.

“It’s just that ordinary men stink. Yoshihara’s trash can is basically full of this smell.” Yueyong whispered.

“Why do you seem to have heard something that shouldn’t be heard!” Shi Shi complained.

“That’s what you said, but both of you are going to cry, Aru.” Kagura said again.

“Stop talking! Kagura-chan!” A Miao reminded again, “Some things can be said, some things can’t be said… ugh!”

Seeing A Miao who was retching, Yueyong took over the words, “Just a little patience and it’s over, Yoshihara’s wandering girls are like this every night, I… vomit!”

“Hey, I said, whether you can say it or not, it has been heard! All your whispers have been heard by the general!” Shi Shi whispered, “By the way, that’s not the smell of men! Not all men have that smell. !”

“That…” A Miao walked to Fourteen, with a little embarrassment on her face, and said in a low voice, “Probably… He smells like fur, that’s what was thrown in this hut. Can you please take him off?” fall?”

“How can such a thing be said out!” Shi Shi lowered his voice and retorted, “Now I’m getting ready to warm up!”

But just after he finished speaking, Shi Shi suddenly discovered something—Maomao, who had already taken off the bear fur and was wearing only a pair of briefs, was in a bad mood in an instant, and madly complained in his voice: “It has been taken off! General! It has completely changed the theme! He is planning to take warmth in another sense!”

Saying that, Fourteen looked at Yueyong and the others, “Look, the general has already taken off his fur, so let’s go.”

“Hey, wait a minute,” At this moment, Yin Shi suddenly said, “Don’t you think… it stinks?”

“Are you even talking nonsense?!” Fourteen frantically complained, “The fur has already been taken off!”

“Is it really because of the fur?” Gintoki stared suspiciously at Mao Mao’s crotch, then covered his nose while showing disgust, “The smell is heavier than before.”

“It’s not so much that the taste has become heavier, it’s better to say that it’s another taste, Aru.” Kagura said.

“I… never knew…” Yueyong, who was leaning against the wall and vomited, turned around and muttered, “Yoshihara’s wandering girls have to face this kind of smell every day…”

“No, this is just an example.” Jiang Cheng retorted expressionlessly.

“Enough of you guys! The general only has one pair of underwear left! What else is there to stink?” Fourteen couldn’t help but shouted to stop.

Seeing Momo who was stretching and sniffing his underarms secretly, Kondo couldn’t help but lowered his voice and said, “The general pretended to stretch, but he was secretly checking the smell of his armpits! Stop it! Stop hurting him!”

“That’s the only reason, isn’t it?” Yin Shi propped his chin and stared casually at the only briefs left in Mao Mao’s crotch and analyzed, “Because I only wear a pair of underwear and put on the fur and I get bored, it is So please take it off.”

“Stop joking!” Fourteen retorted instantly, “Quanguo in the blizzard was suicidal…”

Before he could finish speaking, Shi Shi found something again—it was Mao Mao whose briefs had been switched to mosaic, and his whole person became even worse in an instant, and exclaimed: “General—!! You haven’t passed on the lineage yet. !”

“It feels so disgusting, let’s forget Aru.” Kagura said with disgust.

At the same time, Yueyong and A Miao also silently took a few steps away from Mao Mao.

“Do you want me to kill you?! You bastards!” Shi Shi clenched his fists and whispered with blue veins and spittle, “It’s because you complained that he stripped naked! Go and help him warm up! General! Your body and mind are frozen!”

“It’s enough for you, what stinky and disgusting,” Zongwu said at this time, “Now is not the time to say such things?”

“It’s really rude, don’t you know what it means to be considerate?” Xin Baha said with a serious expression.

“There’s really no way, let’s go first.” Saying that, Zongwu walked towards Mao Mao first, UU reading www.

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“Okay! That’s it,” Shishi breathed a sigh of relief. “You can go first, go quickly.”

Xin Baha, who stopped in front of Mao Mao, had a somewhat relaxed smile on his face, “It stinks at all, it’s just the smell of a man…”

Just after finishing speaking, Xin Ba Haw and Sogou bent down and vomited at the same time.

Σ_(???”∠) Vomit…

“Lord General! You can kill them all!” Kondo shouted, who couldn’t stand it any longer.

“Hug… I’m sorry, China girl.” Zongwu wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth, raised his head, and said to Kagura with an ugly face.

“It’s good if you understand, Aru.” Kagura replied without looking back.

“You’re so tall!” Shi Shi said again and complained, “Why do you have to be frank at such a time?”

“You… Stop it in moderation!” Jiang Cheng suddenly frowned and complained to Shi Shi who was beside him, “I’ve been talking about stinky things since just now! It’s disgusting! I want to vomit! I can’t help it! I hope the general will leave this room quickly, and I definitely don’t want to stay in the same room with the general!”

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