Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 646

[Chapter 593: I heard the legend of water monkeys where there is water, I don’t believe it]

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Kagura, who was standing at the entrance of the cave, put his hands on his knees and looked into the cave with his small head. At the same time, he wondered, “What kind of cave is this? Is there a bear hibernating in it, Aru?”

“Don’t worry,” Gui replied with a chuckle, closing his eyes, “I’ve driven the beast out of it.”

“Hey?” Xinba was stunned for a moment, then frowned slightly with a weird expression on his face, and whispered in his mouth, “Is it really a bear’s lair?”

“Hahaha, how can there be bears in this kind of place?” Gui said with a smile, and then looked at the sneaker that was filled with blood, which was much bigger than a person, and stood up one. The index finger turned around and continued, “It’s just an ordinary big-faced monster.”

(Note: Bigfool, also known as “Sasquatch” (Sasquatch). It is speculated that a giant ape-like beast similar to the Snow Mountain Savage was first discovered in North America and proposed UMA)

After listening, the expressions of all Jiang Cheng and his party froze instantly.

Xin Ba Ha, who was the first to come back to his senses, took a deep breath, widened his eyes, and spit out loudly: “How can there be an ordinary monster with a big face in this world!!”

“Why is there a legendary UMA in a place like this?!” Gintoki took over and groaned frantically, “Why does Bigfoot wear sneakers!!”

(Note: Unidentified life forms refer to hidden animals such as mysterious monsters that live around the world whose existence has not yet been identified. A simple example that is familiar and easy to understand – water monkeys.)

“No, I’m not sure yet,” Gui glanced at Yin Shi and replied solemnly, “Actually, I’m also shaking. Maybe it’s just an uncle with big feet.”

“No, you’re absolutely sure!” Yin Shi complained again, “Obviously that’s too big!!”

“Actually, I don’t know this person.” Jiang Cheng pointed at Gui and looked at Yueyong, who was holding a cigarette stick and the corner of his mouth twitched, “I really don’t know him.”

At this time, I saw the words “Sorry~ I’m sorry, it’s too cold, can we stay here tonight? No?” This idiot has big feet!”, Gui opened his mouth again and continued: “I asked him to let us spend the night here, but he didn’t even listen, so I wrote a letter and put a thumbtack on it. In his shoes. It seems he finally understands.”

Looking at the thumbtack with the needle pointed upward in the shoe and the large footprint with blood on the snow outside the cave, Xin Baha spit angrily: “Understood! His feet are bleeding from the thumbtacks, okay? ?!”

I don’t know when Gui, who was lying in the blood-stained sneakers, closed his eyes with a contented expression on his face and continued to say to himself, “And such a great bed…”

“That’s just a smelly sneaker!!” Yin Shibai struggled to complain.

“I won’t freeze to death before I lie down here.” Gui closed his eyes with a soft expression on his face, but then suddenly screamed, “Ah! It hurts! Who put the thumbtack in such a place? ?!”

At the same time, hearing the approaching footsteps coming from outside the cave, Jiang Cheng and the others looked at each other, nodded tacitly at the same time, turned around and left briskly at the same time.

At this time, Gui, who heard the footsteps behind him, turned around and shouted while groping for the pushpin behind him, “Hey! Where are you going? Wait, help me take off the pushpin on my back first.”

Just after he finished speaking, Gui suddenly heard footsteps that were getting closer and stopped behind him, with a happy expression, and again pointed to the pushpin behind him and said, “Oh! Are you back? That, I think it’s probably stuck here…”

At this time, a somewhat thick finger lightly touched the pushpin stuck behind Gui’s back.

“That’s right, that’s right,

It’s there…” Gui continued.

But the next moment, the owner of this finger pushed the pushpin on Gui’s back without hesitation.

Gui was stunned for a moment, and then…

“Ah ah ah ah ah!!!!”

…

Jiang Cheng and the others who had just left the cave, trembling with arms in their arms against the blizzard, were aimlessly searching for a shelter in the forest.

“Hey, it’s getting worse and worse…” Shi Shi said coldly, “If you don’t hurry up and find a place to hide from the wind and snow, everyone will freeze to death.”

At this moment, A Miao’s voice suddenly came from not far away.

“Everyone—!” A Miao, who was standing in front of a certain cave, waved to Jiang Cheng and the others and shouted, “This way, this way, I found a good place~”

After listening, Jiang Cheng stopped and looked in the direction from which the voice came.

After seeing the cave behind A Miao who was still waving and smiling, Xin Ba Hao shouted with joy, “Sister!”

…

Xin Ba Ha, who was standing at the entrance of the cave, looked at the depths of this dark and damp cave, and sighed from the bottom of his heart: “I didn’t expect there would be caves in such a place…”

“Although it will still be very cold, at least it can avoid turning into a snowman.” Shi Shi said as he groped into the depths of the cave.

“But if I sleep, I’ll still freeze to death…” Jiang Cheng glanced around the cave, “The temperature is almost the same as the outside…”

“Don’t worry,” A Miao said with a smile, “As long as the bonfire is lit, there will be no problem. And even the food problem here seems to be able to be solved~”

“Really?! Ah Miao!” Jiang Cheng’s expression was happy.

“Hey, it’s true…” A Miao replied with a smile, then leaned down and picked up an unknown creature from the corpse of an unknown creature with green skin, pointed mouth and tusks that looked like a goblin, which was piled high behind her. The creature’s head turned towards Jiang Cheng and the others, “Come on, you see, I caught so much food. Even if there are two Night Rabbit clan, there is no problem at all~”

The corners of his eyes twitched, and at the same time, there were several black lines of Xin Baji, and the corners of his mouth twitched and asked in a low voice, “Sister… what is that?”

“It’s a vampire~” A Miao explained with a smile.

(Note: Chupacabra, which has been confirmed in Puerto Rico, Chile, and Mexico, is a canine UMA that sucks the blood of livestock)

Looking at the incomparably sweet A Miao who squinted and smiled at the unidentified creatures stepping on her feet and the countless unidentified creatures who had swallowed her breath behind her, everyone except Kagura had black foreheads and expressionless faces.

At this time, A Miao clenched her fists with a look of excitement on her face, and continued to say to herself: “This seems to be the lair of the vampires, and the one who stepped over the vampires and slept there, was neither a bear nor a bigfoot. It’s the legendary super ancient civilization city that was occupied by the vampires and perished overnight – Feisha! As long as we can defeat the vampires and reach the central system of Feisha, our accident will not be a problem at all. Everything can be solved!”

As she said that, A Miao’s expression became serious, “Sa! Everyone stand up! Victory is achieved through battle and with your own hands! Everyone will be able to achieve it with concerted efforts! Let’s go– !”

But just after finishing speaking, A Miao discovered that the people behind her had disappeared without a trace.

“Ah?”

…

Jiang Cheng and the others once again walked aimlessly in the Shaolin ravaged by the snowstorm, but the situation was becoming less and less optimistic, because… the night had fallen unconsciously.

“Are you an idiot?” Jiang Cheng reminded with a weird expression holding Kagura in one hand, “Do you really believe what that woman said?”

“It’s going to be interesting Aru,” Kagura replied.

“It’s funny how tall you are.” Jiang Cheng grumbled angrily, then raised a forefinger and continued solemnly, “Anyway, whether it’s a man or a woman, a cave is a very dangerous place. When you are fully prepared, you must not enter that kind of place casually! Remember it for me!”

Xin Ba Ha, who was walking at the front of the queue, turned his head and glanced at Jiang Cheng and the others, and complained speechlessly: “Can you stop talking about dirty jokes at this time? Jiang Chengsang? And Miss Yueyong, you are suffering at this time. No? Isn’t it usually used at this time?”

“Ah, sorry, I just lost my mind.” Yueyong said this while stabbing Kuwu on Jiang Cheng’s head.

“Speaking of which, what’s wrong with you today?” Xin Ba Hao asked, “I always feel that Miss Yueyong’s distraction is serious today…”

“Indeed,” Kagura nodded, then turned to look at Yueyong beside him, “Are you all right, Aru? Are the warm Kunai and the warm uncle’s head no longer useful, Aru?”

“No, I’m fine.” Yueyong shook her head gently, UU reading www.sonicmtl.

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“It’s probably because it’s too cold…” Xinbaha sighed quietly, “The blizzard is getting worse and worse, what should I do? As a result, it’s getting dark without even finding a place to avoid the blizzard. We will really freeze to death if we go on like this… Jiang Chengsang, don’t you have a lot of experience in survival in the wild? Hurry up and think of a way!”

“Don’t worry, Xinbaha.” Jiang Cheng pulled off the kunai on his head, got up and folded his arms and chuckled, “The more it gets to this time, the more calm you have to be! See there? I am Because I was too calm, I found out that there was an old grandma over there who was selling hot porridge. Sa, you’re welcome, I’ll treat you today!”

“Calm yourself!” Xin Baha stared at his big red eyes and spit out loudly, “You’re just seeing an illusion! It’s exactly the same as the little girl who lit a match! It’s useless!”

“Yueyue, let me go, I’m going over there…” Jiang Cheng stretched out his hand towards the cliff on the side with his eyes blank, “Hehehe…Mother-in-law said we can waive the bill…Let’s go together…”

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