Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 640

[Chapter 587 : Beginners still choose… Double boards are better!]

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On the ski resort, Jiang Cheng, who had just completed a lap, ended with a super handsome 360-degree low-altitude jump and stopped in front of Yueyong.

“How is it? It’s amazing, isn’t it?” Jiang Cheng picked up his skis and raised his brows with a little pride on his face.

“Super handsome! Jiang Cheng sama!” a young lady Baihua shouted excitedly, holding the camera, “I just took all the pictures! I also took pictures of the moment I fell to the ground in the middle! I rubbed my head. , Jiang Cheng Sama with tears in his eyes is so handsome!”

“Hey—” Yueyong turned her face away and deliberately dragged a long tone with disdain, and mocked, “That’s really amazing~”

“Hey, delete that kind of photo for me!” Jiang Cheng reminded blankly, then folded his arms and snorted, “It’s normal for beginners to fall down once or twice at first. It’s over. It’s you, it’s even more incredible that you haven’t set off after being here for so long.”

Saying that, Jiang Chengcheng seemed to have suddenly thought of something, with a teasing expression on his face, he raised his eyebrows and said strangely: “Could it be that Yueyue didn’t dare to try because she was afraid of falling? It’s like a primary school student~”

puff!

(suffering sound)

呲——!

(squeaking blood)

Pfft!

(someone falls to the ground)

“No,” Yueyong glanced lightly at Jiang Cheng, who fell face down on the snow, then raised his foot and stepped on Jiang Cheng’s back and finally settled down, “I just didn’t find a suitable one. It’s just a snowboard, but now I’ve found a very suitable snowboard.”

“Stinky woman, I will kill you one day…” Jiang Cheng struggled to raise his head and cursed in a low voice.

…

“Relax your body a little bit,” Jiang Cheng gently wrapped Yueyong’s waist with one hand, and guided Yueyong, who was stepping on the skis, with the other hand, “separate your legs and bend your knees slightly, no! You are too nervous. Everyone said to relax a little!”

“Relax your body, spread your legs…” Yueyong adjusted her state little by little according to Jiang Cheng’s words, and then turned around and looked at Jiang Cheng with cold eyes, “Are you sexual harassment?”

“Why do you think about that kind of thing? Is it because she is a woman from Yoshihara?” Jiang Cheng complained a little speechlessly, and then curled his lips in disdain, “Forget it, it’s fine if you don’t want to be taught, it’s fine anyway. , you will learn if you fall twice by yourself.”

After that, Jiang Cheng let go of the hand that was supporting Yueyong, but just as he let go, Yueyong fell to the ground with an unsteady foot.

Pfft!

Looking at Yueyong who fell face down on the snow, Jiang Cheng couldn’t help but burst into laughter, “Hahahaha… let you force yourself, if you are skiing for the first time, wouldn’t it be better to choose a double board? Why do you have to? Force yourself to choose a veneer? Are you an idiot? Ahahahaha… uh…”

Pfft!

Yueyong, who stood up, looked at Jiang Cheng who was lying on the snow, with Kuwu still twitching from time to time on the back of his head, the contempt in his eyes was like reality.

“This veneer looks good, I’ll use this to practice.” Yueyong stepped on Jiang Cheng’s back again, with her legs slightly bent and her feet slightly apart, “Let’s go…”

“…You’re too big! Smelly woman!” Jiang Cheng got up and said angrily.

“But that feeling just now will be easier to learn…” Yueyong nodded and replied in thought.

“Sorry, I like to be on it most of the time.” Jiang Cheng raised his hand and refused, “I can’t accept being ridden by a woman on my head. After all, I like to attack.”

“It’s a coincidence, in fact, so am I.” Yue Yong replied coldly.

“Sorry, in fact, I reject my fellow friends.” Jiang Cheng raised his hand and showed a regretful expression, shook his head and replied.

After a moment of silence, Yue Yong pretended to look over at the extremely happy Baihua members who were playing.

Looking at Yueyong’s appearance,

Jiang Cheng sighed helplessly, and took a step forward to support Yueyong’s waist again: “No way, I have to study hard this time.”

Inexplicably blushing, Yueyong lowered her head and replied softly, and then hurriedly posed under Jiang Cheng’s guidance.

ten minutes later……

“I said…why do you always make mistakes?” Jiang Cheng complained with contempt, “Why can’t you learn simple postures?”

“Yes…” Feeling Jiang Cheng’s thick gloved hand resting on his waist, Yueyong was in a hurry again, and then blushed and shouted, “It’s all your fault!”

“Ha?!” Jiang Cheng became unhappy in an instant, and replied indignantly with white eyes, “What did you say?! Smelly woman! Don’t you have the slightest gratitude for me who taught you seriously?! Speaking of which, Isn’t it you who did that kind of prank on me and brought me out?! Give me enough time!”

“Shut up!” Yue Yong reminded coldly, and then turned to look at a man wearing sunglasses who was flying at a low altitude on a snowboard, “Is it really possible to ski to that extent?”

“Okay.” Jiang Cheng nodded, then raised an index finger and said with a smile, “But it just needs some special methods. Yueyue, do you want to learn?”

“Learn… it doesn’t matter if you learn a bit.” Yueyong replied slightly blushing.

“Then, please take a good look at it.” With that said, Jiang Cheng reached out and picked up his snowboard, and at the same time made a projection to the sky, “The first step is to pick up the snowboard like me.”

“Didn’t you step on it?” Yueyong wondered.

“Ah, that ordinary method won’t work.” Jiang Cheng’s expression changed instantly, gritting his teeth and using all his strength, he threw the snowboard in his hand at an angle of thirty degrees toward the sky, “The second step is to Throw the skis out like me!”

“Hey, I always feel like I’m getting further and further away from the theme of skiing. Hey!” Yue Yong complained with white eyes.

“The most important thing is the third step!” Jiang Cheng opened his feet slightly and bent his legs, “Stand according to the posture I just taught you, and then…”

After that, Jiang Cheng jumped hard to catch up with the skis flying in mid-air and stood up firmly, then turned his head again and raised an index finger with a smile and said, “Just jump down.”

“What kind of nonsense method is this?!” Yue Yongbai, who was standing behind Jiang Cheng and pulling Jiang Cheng’s scarf forcefully, complained frantically, “Did you learn from Tao Baibai?!”

“Loose… let go,” Jiang Cheng said as he struggled, his face turned ugly, “Hur… can’t breathe, hurry… hurry up! I’m going to suffocate…”

Two minutes later…

Jiang Cheng, who was kneeling on the skis, gasped for a few breaths, then turned around to look at Yueyong, “Hu…hu…hu…I almost died, what are you doing? Yueyue! Why do you say that? Are you also on skis? I’m not very skilled at this trick, I’m very reluctant to do it alone.”

“Let’s not talk about this…” Yueyong pointed to the extremely fast snowboard under him, “This… When can I stop?”

“When chasing General Lan…”

“Who is General Lan?”

“do not know.”

After a long silence with expressionless face, Yueyong pulled Jiang Cheng’s scarf up again and roared with white eyes, “What should I do now?! If you can’t stop, you won’t be able to stop!”

“You followed it yourself!” Jiang Chengbai retorted angrily, “It has nothing to do with me! You followed up yourself! Why does it seem like it’s all my fault! And…”

Saying that, Jiang Cheng gave a thumbs up and squeezed his eyes, “Our speed is much faster than that person just now!”

“Is it the time to talk about this kind of thing?!” Yueyong shouted spittle, and then the person who was dragging Jiang Cheng started to shake vigorously, “Stop! Stop it! Stop it now! !”

“Stop, stop! It’s going to fall!” Jiang Cheng shouted quickly, “And it’s so cold! It’s me who is standing in front of me with the cold wind! The most painful thing is whether I’m okay!”

Three minutes later…

“Anyway, I didn’t expect to encounter such a situation,” Jiang Cheng, who was standing in front of the snowboard, turned around and said to Yueyong, “Now, we can only wait for it to stop on its own. Don’t worry, At this speed, it will stop after about one circle around the earth, very quickly. Ah, it’s so cold…”

Yue Yong said something in a low voice at this time.

“Huh? What did you say?” Jiang Cheng turned around and asked Xiang Yueyong suspiciously, “The wind is too strong, I didn’t hear it clearly.”

“No, it’s nothing. It’s just that if it’s really cold, you can turn around… Turn around.” Yue Yong replied indifferently.

“Oh, thank you.” Jiang Cheng turned to look at Yueyong face to face, smiled and then said with emotion, “But then again, I didn’t expect the skis with rocket launchers to be so powerful, UU reading www. sonicmtl.com ah ha ha ha…”

The moment she heard it, Yue Yong became expressionless, then turned her head and glanced at the flames that were still spraying under the skis and behind the skis.

“It’s all your fault!!!!”

“What did you say?” Jiang Cheng retorted without hesitation, “It’s obviously your fault.”

“Let it stop! Make it stop!” Yueyong grabbed Jiang Cheng’s collar again, and shook it vigorously with white eyes.

“The remote control… was thrown on the ground.” Jiang Cheng rubbed his head and smiled, “I originally wanted Yueyue, who was still on the ground, to control it to stop, but I didn’t expect Yueyue to come up, aha. Haha… It’s really impossible, ahhahahaha…”

“Is it time to laugh?!”

“I said don’t worry, you can stop when you run out of fuel.”

“Then how long will it take!!”

“It’s said that it’s almost enough to go around the earth once,” Jiang Cheng spread his hands and shook his head with a chuckle, “Yueyue, your head is really not very good~”

“Are you qualified to say such a thing?!” After speaking, Yueyong took out Kuwu, “It can only be dismantled.”

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